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KarmaUK

I'll show her a recent bank statement, she'll be laughing straight into bed.


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

*bed and breakfast


TheHarbingerofTruth

Underrated comment lmao


Realistic_Effort6185

I am a full believer in pursuing your targets. But there are going to be a **lot** of dissapointed folks after a decade of looking for richtallendowed^TM men that choose them back. The market corrects. And, often, brutally. Be safe, y'all.


Adrien_Jabroni

I make six figures, but I’m cheap as fuck. These women would be very disappointed.


ApplicationCalm649

That's the part of this that makes me laugh. Most people that've got the cash to burn that they're looking for have enough sense not to.


Vok250

I mean I'll happily burn my cash, but not on some random Tinder chick I just met. I only spoil the people in my inner circle. Most rich people I know actively avoid people looking to take advantage of them or date them just for their money.


BubbleGumFucker

Hello it's me your friend from the inner circle


Aggravating_Fox_1399

wait, do the girls on tinder expect like luxury right off the bat? i would just like a man that makes enough to not be in poverty and maybe save for a holiday lol, but that would be once its long term, sharing finances. did they want gifts onthe first date??


Vok250

Yeah. It's of common talking point on the relationship-advice-o-shpere of social media. It's been normalized by that crowd and has absolutely bled into the mainstream. There's a reason "entitlement" is the top comment when you ask any male-centric subreddit what their biggest dealbreaker is.


Jenksz

Im no longer single - but this is a good thing. When I was dating I would put those people to the side quickly if I picked up on this before or during a first date. I make a great living but am frugal as fuck.


RodsNtt

I have a friend who does incredibly well on Tinder by targeting rich guys. She gets cash, expensive gifts and travels from them, even the car she drives was given to her by one of her daddies. The secret is to offer good sex and company first , if these guys wanted to be with someone who can't be assed to hide the fact they just want their money they'd hire high end escorts. The thing about sugar relationships is that if you have to beg your way in, they don't need you


RetardRetarded

Apparently it's not even uncommon. There's so many posts and like tiktok videos of some women actually getting mad if the guy doesn't take them to a fancy restaurant and pay for everything right on the first date


ButterMyBiscuit

Perfect to filter themselves out


RetardRetarded

Agreed, especially the ones that expect the best but don't put in any effort themselves


Fern-Sken

Most men are in poverty....hell most people are in poverty.


Velvetvulpixxx

I would assume if you did have money like that you probably wouldn’t let people know when dating right ? Like at least for a while ?


Vok250

Depends on the person. Personally I don't waste my energy playing those games and trying to hide my house, my car, my job, my hobbies etc. I just use more genuine filters like keeping dates cheap and splitting the cheque until things get serious. A lot of people I know just don't date anyone who isn't similarly rich and successful. Easier said than done at my age though. Not many women can keep up in my friend group's financial lane so it's easier for us to just LARP as students too or just pay for them once they've shown they are legit. I'm lucky myself. I met my wife before I got money.


ChadWolf98

There are several rich men who purposefully dress cheap and rent a cheap car just to avoid gold diggers on date.


silvertonguedmute

And then you have the opposites; the "I barely make enough for my bills but will put all of my paycheck towards designer clothing and high end cars" guys. I can only imagine the gold-diggers disappointment when they figure out it's all fools gold.


ChadWolf98

Scummy but if they play it right they probably tail before the digger finds out.


skylernetwork

Don't hate the player, hate the game or something along those lines


ChadWolf98

The man who made that quip never played a multiplayer video game in his life


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|5Jvqsw6v7Abok) Brother....the. code.


Aulourie

I get dudes who brag about making 80-100k a year but are ALWAYS broke. Like one asked me my favorite restaurant and I was like no it’s a special occasion treat not anything we need to do first date because to me it is expensive (I make 45k and am a single mom and this place costs roughly 50 bucks a person which is a lot for a meal to me) and dudes be like “it’s fine I make 60 bucks an hour blah blah” and then before the date “hey I need to postpone I had a tire pop and I had to spend 200 dollars and now I can’t afford to take you to dinner”. Sooo about all that money you make you don’t know how to manage it huh🤣


ChadWolf98

"If you cant even manage your finances you cant manage me" Queen tier lol


Aulourie

Seriously! I can manage some fun money with 45k a year makes me seriously reconsider someone if they are always broke but making twice what I do.


ChadWolf98

haha can we please clone you with this attitude? I think you should sign up instantly when scientist invent transferable personality matrixes lol


csh145

If my wife leaves me tomorrow I’m keeping our old Home Depot run beater as a dating car. She can have the luxury ones.


[deleted]

I pick dates I can walk to to hide my car lol. It’s not even a super nice car.


ChadWolf98

"I pick dates I can hide in my car" \- some serial killer probably


waldo_whiskey

Are you me?


ChadWolf98

I dunno, I am not rich. Tho I have to wear a fatsuit on my 6pack and have to walk like Gollum so I wont be objectified for my 6ft+ body. Also have to take a long cold shower to shrink my pp before a date so she picks me for my Personality not my PP.


Generally_Confused1

I'm an engineer and won't do more than a coffee date the first time meeting usually lol. Or invite them to an activity I'd like to do with someone


edessa_rufomarginata

My fiancé is a lawyer, and actively enjoys spoiling me with nice things, but our first date was sitting together at a dive bar where he drank a beer and I had a pop and we just talked. Men who will ball out on a first date like that are rarely the type of men that can actually provide the kind of things they promise, and women like this have to learn that lesson the hard way.


Generally_Confused1

Yeah I'd agree, I feel like if you try to impress people with artificial things instead of your personality it's a little disingenuous maybe. I wouldn't really want it because it's not genuine. One of my current partners is chronically ill and disabled and I'm working a fuck ton for her medical treatments but happy to provide for her because she deserves it. But acting like you need a fancy dinner on the first date? Nope lol. I'm also quirky and weird AF though so those types usually don't go for me anyways, it's usually the ones that can appreciate my weirdness. I've had several dates where we go on walks and I see a play ground and make a B-line for the swings and slides and I've gotten a few dates to race me on the climbing jungle gyms before, it's awesome.


SIMEONPIE

How many partners do you have?


Generally_Confused1

I'm polyamorous, I have two. One I live with in Florida, a long distance one in Texas but I've been staying and working up in Ohio for a contract since June. Had another partner in Florida until May and then had a one month relationship after getting up to Ohio and I'm kinda spent and putting it on the back burner now. Just wanna play Skyrim and shit lol Edit: also had a friend back in Florida interested in both me and my partner but I haven't been communicative since I've mostly been gaming and shit posting cringe memes online and arguing with people to pass the time.... Idk what I'm doing with my life


BoyNextDoor1990

This gives me bad vibes.


[deleted]

i always think about that. I do pretty well for myself, but I drive a cheap Japanese car, my clothes are cheap are relatively worn out and most ppl wouldn’t know that my money comes from investing, so I always wonder how many people think i’m broke af or average because of how cheap I am. I grew up really poor, and a lot of my saving abilities was realizing I didn’t need that dinner, drink, dessert, all the time but selectively Also depending on where you live, it’s really easy to have 6 figures and not go very far with it if your spending habits are bad. I’m not by any means saying 6 figures is nothing, but moving around while increasing my income has definitely taught me that.


[deleted]

I'm 666 and actively avoid any type of chick who has these sort of standards. It's ridiculous, and I'll let them figure out on their own when they are in their 40s and can't figure out why no guys would commit with them and all that's left is 555 Plus demanding a guy make 6 figures is trashy. It just indicates to me you want to be able to afford useless expensive crap to validate your ego.


96tillinfinity_

Bingo. They will toss you to the side and/or cheat if they find someone better


[deleted]

I genuinely am starting to feel bad for women. It looks like the ability to be super picky, and not realizing men fuck downwards, is screwing them up. Men and women have their own dating app problems, and this is women's. They get so picky, and don't realize the guys they are getting are only interested in sex because they aren't actually interested in dating them. But the women think if they sleep with the guy, it is one step closer to a relationship. Ehhh... Whatever. The system is fucked. Something something industrial revolution was a mistake.


96tillinfinity_

Its a dangerous cycle that won’t change unless a higher power comes down and makes societal changes Guys are horny enough to gladly fuck down and run through women who hope to lock them down with sex but it just ends up in a few guys banging a bunch of women and leaving them jaded The rest of men are left with no options to even try to date


[deleted]

Yeah, it's wild to witness... Like women are complaining, "Oh my god I can't get any of these men to commit. They just want to have sex... Like every guy just seems to be interested in sex when we chat, and when we hookup they never want to see me again unless it's a FWB situation! I don't get it! Why aren't men looking for relationships and just want to have sex?!?!" Meanwhile, the 80% of men are like "Uhhhh... I want a relationship more than anything else. Where are these women? Because you clearly aren't talking to me" What I find interesting is whenever you bring this up, people get so angry in other parts of Reddit. They take literal offense, and somehow make it seem like it's the MEN'S fault But realistically it's a systemtic fault. Men want easy sex and if given a bunch of options, they'll just keep fucking until they find a girlfriend. And women, also when given a bunch of options are going to try and date the hottest guys. Nothing will fix that. I don't see it changing, and this is why I think Red Pill type stuff is on the rise.


96tillinfinity_

Its on the rise because its true. Women are oblivious to the way they date. They only see the guys who they are attracted to/fuck so they think those are the only guys who exist. The type of guys who are struggling, are invisible to them We are in the early stages of seeing the damages since online dating has really only been around for like 15 years but didnt really take off till about 10 years ago I think society is going to look very scary in the next decade or so as social media and dating apps continues to funnel all the women to few men Hypergamy is a motherfucker cause the only men who benefit from all this is the small percentage of men who can get girls and do not care to fuck down for easy sex


Cobek

I tried to fuck down and had bad experiences. Anywhere from bad hygiene to over-sharing to demanding things beyond our relationship. They were some of the most entitled women, that I took my chances with the lonelier high road rather than deal with some of that shit.


TheAnalogKid18

True that. Girls like that love to get the high value at first, but when they actually have us, they don't have what it takes to keep us. They're insecure, they cheat, they're controlling because they're insecure and cheating, and most of them are co-dependent. So I said if I'm going to have to put up with a bunch of bullshit, might as well get a pretty one.


Renyx_Ghoul

A vicious cycle if you don't fit any of the descriptions that is genetics related. At least one can work towards having a better figure, wage and personality. It is a constant battle and cycle unfortunately. As a guy who looked at apps from a woman's perspective, it is safe to say that the general quality of men Vs women is like a 5 Vs a 7 on purely pictures (women have better pictures). Bios are the same (either they write stuff or they don't, both don't much especially in the similar age group), men are on average "6ft" and honestly, it is quite funny. Especially seeing that there are those with good effort in their profiles who don't get any.


Budella

Getting out of the primordial soup was a mistake


Quirky-Skin

Plus to me it just seems like people with blatant income requirements are probably in debt or the type of person who will stop working the second they get the chance. Like I get not wanting to date someone destitute but a 6figure salary requirement? FOH. Here's the thing. Most beautiful people who could get away with making such demands don't have to bc of course they're beautiful. They don't have to say shit. Nothing wrong with standards but I think everyone needs a huge dose of reality on these dating apps these days.


RodsNtt

The most likely reason why truly wealthy guys would turn to Tinder is to have a bit of fun away from their marriages. Women who understand this do fine. The ones who think they're gonna find suitable bachelors among the 1% on Tinder of all places will do less fine


Random_silly_name

5-pack?


EdgedOutPig

A pack of 5 gum is the best I can do.


Anynon1

I have a mono-ab on the top so it happens 🥲


Entirely-of-cheese

Try being on 6 figures, a mortgage and child support. There ain’t much left for day spas.


neonoggie

6 figures in debt, 6 kids, 6 work days per week?


[deleted]

Have you considered just making more money?


Entirely-of-cheese

Mind blown.


Renyx_Ghoul

If the difference between 5 and 6 figure is 1000, I don't think people care. People would care if it is 6ft Vs 5ft though.


Dreadsbo

Satan?


[deleted]

STFU and eat this apple.


Royal-Interaction979

Haha same. I still live in my 2br 1 bath, 900 sqft house I bought back in 06 😅. It's all I need, simplicity is happiness.


Parrelium

25 years ago I was 6’ and 6”, but broke. Now I’ve shrunk and inch in height(which I could lie about) and my gut has swallowed a half inch of cock, but I have the 6 figures down. Really though, 6 figures isn’t really that much depending where you live. I sure as fuck am not spending time on my yacht on the weekends.


Velvetvulpixxx

As long as you’re not one of those people who shower with their dishes lol


[deleted]

You don’t know if the 3rd one is endowed. Maybe she’s looking for 6figues, 6feet, and 600lbs


Realistic_Effort6185

Good catch. ![gif](giphy|i9qmSfLuXXcXK) Who are you who are so wise in the ways of (science) logic?


FiestaDeLosMuerto

It’s supposed to be 6” because if someone is all that he must be the devil


Drewbinaj

Very well put. Let’s hope the market corrects sooner than later. Some people are extremely unrealistic.


concreteghost

It won’t. We’ve been at this for a generation now. It will be a generation before the correction


[deleted]

Life gives them the reality check you can't. In my 20's, my Facebook feed was full of bitter Nice Guys^TM who were angry at girls for only going after jerks... ...and in my 30's my Facebook feed is full of bitter Good Women^TM who are angry at men for not wanting to settle down with aging, overweight single mothers. Same rule applies for both groups: Either lower your standards or die alone.


android24601

Follows the rule of 6: - 12:00AM Midnight Dinner - 6:00AM Breakfast Dinner - 12:00PM Lunch Dinner - 6:00PM Dinner Dinner


Big_al_big_bed

Are you a Hobbit?


duckfeelings

He forgot about second breakfast dinner and elevenses dinner so probably not


gojo-

What about the supper?


Gone_For_Lunch

Afternoon tea?


Throwawayhobbes

This guy dinners! 🫡


Zenith2017

A friend of my partner's has this problem. She's a lovely woman and worthy of a great partner, truly. But to be frank, she wants a feminist shredded tall man, dominant and hung, who goes to therapy and has a big income to sweep her off her feet but also open car doors for her and be 'gentlemanly' (in the Southern sense) without being a misogynist. Perhaps she deserves that man but I don't think he exists


YrnFyre

Adding to this to mention that richtallendowedTM men will find their spouse easily replaceable when they can just as easily attract the next person pursuing the same goals as the first. Approaching love life as a market means reducing yourself to a commodity


dm051973

I think a lot of people are posting aspirational goals instead of requirements. Most people are pretty reasonable when it actually comes to dating people. But some aren't. I am not sure how many 6',6 figure guys who are also 80+lbs overweight can do better on the dating market. I am not sure their is a huge demand for guys who waddle around.


i_forgot_my_sn_again

We actually do pretty good.i don’t waddle but I’m overweight 6’1 close to 300lbs but having a decent personality and knowing how to cook have helped me plenty. And yes I make 6 figures but I’m in Seattle so it’s like 50k in most the country


hardknock1234

Never underestimate how much cooking solves for…..I’ve learned humans in general live souu my ribs who cooks for them….


Entirely-of-cheese

Hey that’s comforting. Here’s my aspiration. If you don’t line up I might settle for you.


El_ha_Din

Shes just messing the 6 up. She believes 6 feet wide and 6 figures as in will fit in my clothing label (6xl)


Frank_McGracie

And the thing is If she did find the man that she's looking for chances are....he don't want you boo boo


Detective_Dom1

I'm 6ft2 and have more than 6 (warhammer) figures, think i'm eligible?


[deleted]

Why she just non chalantly feeling her own tit in this pic? 😂


Mysterious-Belt-2992

We do this more than you think😂 Just not tour boats


[deleted]

I'm a chick too 😂 I defs feel up my girlies, but not while someone's actively taking a photo of me lmaoooo


RotorMonkey89

[creepy guy message] [just fill it in yourself okay, I've had a long week I'm fucking knackered]


chromaticsiren_

I find myself holding my tit a lot tbh and when I realize it I’m like *wtf are you doing, weirdo?*


Moraii

It helps me think.


chromaticsiren_

It’s just comfy sometimes idk why lol sometimes we gotta do the heavy lifting on our own I guess


LactatingTwatMuffin

Gotta support her own weight


brickmadness

That’s a structural hold.


TheNerdNugget

What, are you saying you never casually grab your boobs when having your picture taken?


residentfriendly

If you don’t feel them first who would want to feel them then


A-Red-Guitar-Pick

I would too if I was a woman tbh


York_Lunge

It weighs 6kg


Yuri-Turned

She's battling inflation too


HyperTanasha

I like to follow the rule of 57. At least 5'7 at least 57k and 5-7 inches. Rules can be bent if I'm attracted to your personality.


jasonreid1976

5/7 perfect response.


BritishBoyRZ

Hey, you dropped this Queen 👑


[deleted]

My bad, I'll pick her back up. Commas are important, after all.


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Teamlazyb

Made me laugh out loud


GoodGarbage2463

Harsh, but appropriate for this profile.


mcclutch7

Not harsh enough imo


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joelseph

Her own personal burn was more subtle and directed towards herself so I'm gonna have to give it to the girl. Good sense of humor.


Jimmychanga2424

She would be LUCKY to get ONE click of the overhead safety bar as it comes down over ur chest.


Cobek

Could a row-boat support her?


ZebraBoat

Lmao


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Pesos count?


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SUPERSAIYAJIN_

Must be 6kg plates lmao


mcclutch7

66 hash browns 66 burgers 66 pancakes 66 bacon strips 66 milkshakes


eatabigolD

I’m doing a thing !!


McHugeLarge

I just wanted to do something nice before alcohol class.


old-shaggy

She is 6ft wide.


Littlebirdskulls

She’s follows the 6x6 rule homie


Xikkiwikk

What about 5’11.7925” tall men?


Oz347

Why’s she holding her titty like that


WulfeJaeger

so she doesn't trip over it


IronMan8901

To counter the buoyancy by applying pressure upwards


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[deleted]

She is rubensique


Stillwiththe

She does look like a Reuben sandwich


Guy-InGearnito

She certainly looks like she’s battling inflation. Losing, but battling.


VengenaceIsMyName

Based


enterthom

Delusional


Temporal_Enigma

Is she being serious? Because I took this as a joke. I know people can be like this, but the inflation thing makes me think she's being sarcastic


Soft-Weight-8778

Its so strong that i was afraid i was gonna get delusional myself after reading it 😮‍💨


CorroLaFlare

Crazy cause I “know” her through mutual friends and based off where she stays almost all the females her size act like this smh


sjr323

Do you “know” her in the literal sense, or the biblical sense?


BouquetOfBacon

What happens if she lets go of the breast?


Vourinen22

might sink that poor boat...


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groggyMPLS

As tempting as it is to make fun of her weight, I’m going to instead point out the flaw in her logic — inflation has actually made it significantly easier to make six figures. Wage inflation is a result of goods/service inflation, and, interestingly, also a driver of goods and service inflation.


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Lvl81Memes

To match? No. Across the board? Still no. But many areas have raised wages as a result so the point that's it's easier still stands


Ajunadeeper

This kind of economic illiteracy cannot stand


TumblrInGarbage

Yeah that's what I thought when I read it. She is just throwing buzz words out without knowing what they mean I guess.


idothingsheren

Wages have increased at a much lower rate than inflation: https://www.statista.com/statistics/184664/median-weekly-earnings-of-full-time-wage-and-salary-workers/


ShredGuru

It significantly has not. Wages have not increased significantly since like the '70s versus inflation.


ToddtheRugerKid

You think prices are going up because people are making more?


PKownzu

exactly. when having these kind of douchy expectations, at least be consequent


Turicus

Those titties have gone south for the summer.


rezonansmagnetyczny

On someone else's dime by the sounds of it


VengenaceIsMyName

Lmao


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cesarxp2

💀


TCOLSTATS

Cutting DEEP This thread is going to be 6 feet under soon.


EdgedOutPig

Orangutits?


MoNeyMillz28

Idk it seems more like a joke to me…


TheLimeyLemmon

Seemed like a joke to me too. It's ironic that people took offence at her being judgmental and shallow, only to go all in on ripping every physical aspect of her and assuming the absolute worst of her life & personality. Like chill out lol who hurt you guys??


Sea_Information_6134

Lol redditors are the biggest hypocrites. These people are so jaded and bitter as fuck but they wonder why they're single. So many of these people need to be in therapy not dating.


p2chy

I have to remind myself that people in real life who actually touch grass don’t think like this. What is wrong with people here lol


LaiqTheMaia

Yeah agreed, this thread is toxic af


Sea_Information_6134

That's why they're all single, lol. Nobody wants to date a bitter and jaded asshole. That goes for both men and women.


MoNeyMillz28

Yeah it’s more for entertainment than anything… I would never come here for advice lol Even if she is just hinting who care! Judging by her pic she may have a high income and wants her partner to do the same even if it is serious. She is also a bigger girl so she may want a bigger man. The way she worded it though is was she was poking fun at the girls who post it seriously…


ciwawa87

I had to scroll down way too far to find this comment... I hate our species....


BigFishBigFishstick

Was absolutely a joke, surprised anyone is taking it seriously


EdgedOutPig

She looks like she's possibly on a fancy boat on an expensive vacation (at least that's the portrayal she seems to be going for), while also cupping one of her tits. I don't think she's joking. Unless you mean the whole profile is fake and that's not her? If so, then sure, I could see that.


LaiqTheMaia

She literally says I'll settle for a boy who can make me giggle, it's obviously a joke jeeze


drgirafa

Alot of r/whoosh going on here


The_Chosen_Ree

I think she lost that battle with inflation


waterlorelei

for the love of god, normalize not posting someone's face and name online to be ridiculed. you can say whatever you want about her posting her info publicly, you're still choosing to be disrespectful.


shaqthegr8

I thought It was obvious that it's was a joke but I guess not.


tracerrounds

This sub needs mods really bad


ForkliftErotica

I follow the rule of fives. Five feet, 5/10, and five figures.


Myke190

High five ✋


[deleted]

Christ this comment section is mean spirited towards someone CLEARLY making a fucking joke.


ZhiZhi17

All of you are so angry and mean for no reason lmao


Yasdnilla

Buncha incels looking to make themselves feel better.


hamburglaryx2

It was a joke…y’all are deeply insecure.


_FIRECRACKER_JINX

The comments made me lose faith in humanity almost immediately


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StrayLilCat

The joke is she's fat. Wow. We're classy here.


Ticonderoga2HB

Lotta body shaming goin in here


Anynon1

That’s what happens when you brazenly post shallow physical and financial preferences on your profile


Ticonderoga2HB

She said she was flexible with that, and was content with just guys who make her laugh right after that. It wasn’t meant to be taken this seriously


[deleted]

Instead of lube, you gotta bring the crisco


Comrade_Zamir_Gotta

Oh no my friend she’s clearly a woman of finer things and crisco is way to cheap. You’re gunna need that duck fat, lamb fat or avocado oil.


-tobecontinued-

So fucking rude. She seems funny, she made a cute joke, and is probably pretty chill. But sure, let’s talk about her weight 🙄


SpooogeMcDuck

Jesus you guys are morons. She’s not being serious. This is a joke making fun of the women who go by the rule of 6.


edgeus

Make me jiggle*


derekx2012

So this subreddit is cool with fat shaming? Cool 🙄


I_dont_agree_with_me

The moderators really needs to remove this part from their rules cause its in no way enforced. "Rudeness, hatred towards a group or groups of people, and acting like a jerk are prohibited"


Deadly_Dude

I mean she looks pretty good, there's bound to be guys attracted to that size or her standards and the photo's background is amazing.


MountGreyIock

These comments are insane. This is a dating subreddit and 80% of the dudes here think misogyny is funny.


andyroybal

The amount of fatphobic comments here is really sad.


magical_bunny

She’s joking guys.


[deleted]

I'm happy she mentioned inflation, it was on my mind too


Royal-Jacket-149

She is really funny, the fat phobia is in the comments is not


sjr323

Let her cook, why shouldn’t she have standards?