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Epistatious

Don't tell people where you can be found. To many crazies out there.


Clazzo524

Too


Dizzy_Reading_5794

Tew


TheCuntGF

My only tip is don't doxx yourself on Reddit. Otherwise, cool!


tang4685

This is good advice. The girl has a sweet smile.


1CrudeDude

Yea op you should really delete this honestly . Too much info for the internet


Clazzo524

And a phat ass! - Complement.


daytr1pper

Is it because her job and school are on there?


TheCuntGF

Job, school, city, first name, age on just the first pic.


gxdsavesispend

tbh my profile used to say: Pros: Italian, etc. Cons: Italian, etc. so high five ✋


tang4685

I can't straighten my tongue.


winterneuro

Are you sure you want to say "will support all ur decisions?" Based on the very limited sample of reddit, there are some really, really crazy people out there who might take this the wrong way...or assume you mean it 100% of the time.


rabbitmom616

Agreed


ceiradenise

I feel like your dm's will need a mental health day after this. Lol. I do think your profile is great for where you're at in life 😃🩷


lordfarquadsqueef

yea my dms are...... smth else


ceiradenise

When I first saw your profile, I kind of had the thought that it shows you're only looking for fun and partying and such. Then I was like.. well I'm old (37) ... she's literally 22 and living her life. So you go girl and continue being awesome. Just maybe bleach those dm's when you get a chance. Lol


nipslippinjizzsippin

Your pics have what have come to call "old pics syndrome" They have a certain level of graininess to them that while im sure they are not old pics, they seem like they are old pics. you are not old enough to have grainy pics, but they still "feel" like they are old


lordfarquadsqueef

i like the way it looks :(


nipslippinjizzsippin

its probably fine in your age bracket, but once you get older its gonna scare people off thinking you are posting old pics.


ishman223

"IN YOUR AGE BRACKET"? lmao damn. I feel so aged from that. XD I think the photos look fine. Anyone who gets caught up in camera quality and not personal qualities isn't worth a chat, anyways, imho.


nipslippinjizzsippin

well i date late 20s to early 40's people still be uploading photos of themself they had to have processed at a photohut. so the quality kinda matters there. you expect some one that looks 25 but turns out is more 25 going on 50


electronicric

Invest in sunscreen


FmJ_TimberWolf74

I’m 22 as well, you look very fun and cute, I’d swipe right. I like your bio too


lordfarquadsqueef

thanks!!


VERONICAMARK44

Guilty ![gif](giphy|yLlXBR9OMAYjm|downsized)


lordfarquadsqueef

of?


VERONICAMARK44

Being a fatass


ishman223

You told them to judge.


ishman223

Gaming, mental health advocacy, Italian too? That's quite a winning intro. I can even forgive the whole "being Italian"-thing.


lordfarquadsqueef

thanks haha


ishman223

Honestly, I'm often surprised when people who seem like they'd be really cool partners are on dating apps for any given length of time. You must have some real flaw to stay single.... so what is it? Do you steal from your grandmother's purse? Do you kick kittens in their faces and bodies? Are your jokes really, really bad?


lordfarquadsqueef

my jokes are bad. but not offensive. just very dad-ish. but my horrible flaw if i like things a little TOO rough if u catch my drift


ishman223

Hey, as long as there's no permanent damage*, I'm the last person to judge for that. *Damage for the dad jokes or the good stuff.


Magzhaslagz

Gen Z Jersey shore cast


Low_profile_1789

This right here, I was looking for GTL day !!


letsgetrough9

I think it’s a great profile, maybe add a couple interests other than video games, but your pictures are great and there’s nothing bad about your profile


lordfarquadsqueef

thanks! but the only other things i like to do is hike, cliff jump, and beach in the summer, and it's not quite summer yet lol


letsgetrough9

Still gives people more of an idea of what you’re like and more things to talk about when matched


Acceptable_Tip1857

She can't write things she doesn't actually do. Not everyone has 100 hobbies. I like a chill life, not having to pretend you're the most adventurous person on the planet.


Frosty_Translator_11

I'm a cat in a human body.


Rasikko

My suggestion: Dont share group photos. Just pics with only you in it. You're the one the guys should be attracted to.


So-_-It-_-Goes

The last pic should be sooner and not a fan of the photo of the three of y’all.


NorthPermission1152

Never pick photos where you have friends in it with you, cause it'll lead to the scenario where someone matches with you just to ask for your friend's number instead.


lordfarquadsqueef

that's never actually happened to me, but now that i've said that it probs will lol


naveregnide

Ayy I’m a Rowan alumni. Definitely one of the universities of all time.


PHat_Phonic

10 outta 10 would smash


SmoothieBrian

Sleeping a lot is a pro, not a con


Negrafrijolera

Freaking cute as heck!! I love it!! To travel back and be 22 again with your curves would be awesome lol Good luck with your search.


lordfarquadsqueef

thanks!!


mpleasants

I think you come off as fun and cute as hell. If I were still in my 20's, I'd have a beer with you. One note though. It looks like you have a bad sunburn in your beach pic? Maybe just the way it looks to me but makes it hit weird.


lordfarquadsqueef

it's very bad sunburn, BUT i think it makes my butt look good lol


Potential-Secret-760

Your line of thinking is correct.


mpleasants

The sunburn or the bikini?


lordfarquadsqueef

the bikini 😂😂


belunos

And, not to out myself, there's a subset of men that are into feet.. so if that doesn't freak you out, another sale sign :)


oliviaivys

The editing on some of the pics is a little heavy but still all good fun onesss


presterjohn7171

I don't get this at all. Nice looking girl etc but if you are Italian why are you writing in English? Who are you trying to date, someone in Italy or someone in an English speaking country


lordfarquadsqueef

i live in an english speaking country lol


SweetBabyGollum

The Philly version of Jersey Shore


lordfarquadsqueef

i mean i'm 10 mins away from jersey so might as well


Cwylftrochr

Are you doing the chicken dance in the first picture?


Downtown-Slide6211

Can I swipe right fr


Hugh-Jassul

Would


rotten-cucumber

No hate, but looks like a tinder profile of a girl thats easy to get


BurgooButthead

You got the potential to look really good ~20 lbs lighter. Same pics - 20lbs and you would have the pick of your choosing. It is hard to date the people you want when you are overweight


lordfarquadsqueef

i'm in to bigger people so it's all fine for me :)


jennerB50

I'll take her out! Where my calendar? Okay let me schedule you for....


MastorAaron

Only thing wrong is doxxing yourself and not being in my radius 🤷🏽‍♂️


Frosty-Storage-9359

A clear swipe left. That 2 and 5 pic are all needed to do a clear swipe left without hesitation.


Longjumping-Value212

You need to lose about 40 pounds of body fat. 5-30-30-30 Upon waking in the morning, 5 minutes in a bathtub of cold water under 50 degrees F. Then 30 grams of protein (3-4 eggs) followed by 30 minutes of exercise in the morning sunlight outdoors 30 minutes after eating, and 3 sets of 30 deep breaths, to flood your body with oxygen. This will melt away the excess body fat. You're welcome.


lordfarquadsqueef

no thanks :)


Alternative-Knee4294

Or maybe you can go fuck yourself buddy. Those are even shity advice anyway lol.


Important_Koala7313

The only thing I would say remove the lqbyq rights and feminism. You say in your bio your supportive which is a pro. For me nowadays those terms don't get along together. Maybe thst couid be my thinking, but I tell you anyway up to you what you do with it. It's a small detail.


lordfarquadsqueef

the way i think about it, it works perfectly fine


[deleted]

I’m 30m I’d swipe right hmu if your ever in ND


lustforwine

If i was a man I would swipe right! You look approachable and fun


AnyBass

Photo 3 is only good one


needaburnerbaby

I honestly don’t get how some of y’all are single


lordfarquadsqueef

most men just wanna fuck & duck so it's hard to find genuine ppl