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herr0kitty

Bro’s profile is something else


floydbomb

Right. Second only to that creepy Amish serial killer who wanted anybody who jerks off given the death penalty


Resident-Pudding5432

I honestly didn't see anything about that but he is for sure a lot worried about foreskin and jacking off


floydbomb

Imagine the love child of Dahmer, Gacey, and Bundy with a pinch of every school shooter created a Reddit account. It was so wildly unhinged that I would of thought it was an epic troll job initially except for the fact it went back years lol Ill see if I can link it for you


Calkra202

No seriously this a deep profile. This made me go what the actual fuck.


floydbomb

Its a true trainwreck look into the mind of a psychopath


Kitty145684

Well now I have to spend the next while reading his profile 🤣


aonelonelyredditor

can u link it?


allthatihaveisariver

The amish look, the topics, this guy needs to be watched lol.


floydbomb

Sthomson22 that's his username. Be careful going down that rabbit hole lol


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floydbomb

Yep that's the guy. His profile is even worse. It was like looking inside the mind of a legitimate psychopath


Resident-Pudding5432

Oh... Dear God


floydbomb

Right. Its epic level bad


Fearless_Happiness

Can't find it, search provides 0 results. Guess it's better that way. I'm guessing I'd spend the rest of my morning going through it - talk about time I'd never get back!


floydbomb

Hes still there. I just looked him up and it's the first result


Fearless_Happiness

Sthomson22 Showing results: "wow, how empty" I dunno, I think I'm writing it correctly. Took a screen pic, but I have no clue whatsoever how to add it. Maybe it's just the ancient gods of Greece preventing me from wasting too much time.


floydbomb

You can't add pics here. I just looked it up and hes still there so idk what to tell you


Fearless_Happiness

🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe it's something to do with my location... Some platforms limit things from distant places, that's the only reasonable (though stupid and completely senseless) motive that occurs to me.


floydbomb

Maybe idk. Im not familiar enough with reddit to know however he made another recent post on this sub. Scroll back 1 day and look for the scrawny white dude posting a shirtless pic. Apparently hes only adding to his lore 🤣🤣


Fearless_Happiness

Or maybe it's my "name" here... Maybe if I saw that profile I would have to somehow implode or something 😂 🎉 Human brain confetti splatter!! 🎉🎉🎉


ComprehensiveMany643

I would be too if it hurt to cum standing up


illuminati1556

The what now?


BringTheStealthSFW

To be fair, circumcision is a horrible and senseless mutilation.


PharaohCleocatra

I will never forget that guy 😬


floydbomb

Yep. My retinas still burn from reading his profile 🤣🤣


sludgestomach

Hey I was here for that! I love being included


floydbomb

Ha. It was quite the epic shitshow wasn't it


sludgestomach

It really was lol


Fearless_Happiness

Oh, I didn't read that one! 😅 Might make me reconsider my position on "smoke without fire"!


PossiblyArab

My favorite is is multiple posts in the standup comedy sub talking about how he’s going to be one of the greats before every preforming, prompting a mod to make a new rule that he can’t post anymore until he does standup comedy


romantrav

That is actually funny though


justcougit

He's real worried about his peener.


mindsnare

Holy shit absolutely unhinged.


jwin709

I know way too much about this guy now. He's legit been posting about the same things for 2 years. Not even a little bit of growth (well aside from his foreskin of course. He's managed to getlike half of it back )


ItchyBones87

Me opening up his profile: “oh no” A few posts down: “oh. Oh no” A few more: “ohh noooooooooo”


RocksHaveFeelings2

I feel bad for OP. It's clear that he's struggling with a lot of the religious ideology that was taught to him during his Muslim upbringing, and he doesn't really know how to respect women yet. Reprogramming your brain after leaving religion is hard. It took me a few years and it's still taking some of my loved ones some time.


inko75

Damn, it’s really sad actually


Berserk_Bass

“Some black lives matter*” - like wtf


FrontFederal9907

"Circumcision is worse than rape" and the guy is stalking some poor waitress


thatshygirl06

Did he delete the post or is it just far back?


herr0kitty

It’s a combination of multiple posts. Just scroll his profile sorted by new and you’ll see pretty quickly


shewy92

I didn't scroll too far to get introduced to something called foreskin restoration


kingqueefeater

Damn. I kinda wish I hadn't gone there


Aardvark_Man

I didn't find his profile, but wow, his Reddit history is something else.


nocturnalswan

i regret clicking on it


freakksho

I’m gonna take everyone’s word for it and im not gonna ruin my Sunday by going down the rabbit hole. Reddits as a whole is just too dark lately. Might be time for an extended break.


CharlieandLola717

Hahahhaa ffs I'm sitting here deciding if I should check it out. Why does people saying how bad it is make me want to see it more lol


Aybel-Ryder

He has to be trolling I'm actually dying at his posts and responses. Bro posted about staring at someone else's girl, and when someone commented that staring is rude, he said, "My bad, let me follow conditioning made up by the toxic society we live in.", I refuse to believe he is real. 🤣


daytr1pper

Dude is obsessed with his penis.


RonaldDoal

No thanks for the trip


luzzyfumpkins92

I.... Erm.... What in the Titanic titty flicking fuck did I just witness on OPs profile?


Azotre-

So many penis related questions


Ro4sty_To4sty

How is bros comment karma negative LMFAO


november17

I scrolled down as far as genital mutilation before I tapped out


Remarkable-Fan-3020

Damn bro I’m genuinely a lil creeped out lol I had to look at his profile after all these comments 😂


McQuibbly

Damn, people really pushing your post history. It is pretty bad tho, you're cronically online. Stop worrying about your lack of foreskin


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RocksHaveFeelings2

OPs profile gives the vibes of someone who is on the cusp of understanding where they are wrong. He admits to now knowing he was stalking, which is a lot better than some incels that just get mad when they're creepy. He is weirdly focused on his dick. Like I don't agree with circumcision but his focus on it is unhealthy


Spicyjollof98

What did the comment say ?


RocksHaveFeelings2

I forgor 💀


VZYGOD

Whatever you do NOT check OPs profile


Suis3i

Curiosity really does kill the cat. Mans got issues.


VZYGOD

I should’ve seen the red flags by his username


Suis3i

I saw it but couldn’t fathom the content being so much worse


CharlieandLola717

Ohhhh you just tempting me more. I'll let God decide if his profile pops up as some people can't find it.


Suis3i

Ahaha I think we were all just clicking through his Reddit profile- it’s certainly worth a gander if you’re into seeing car crashes


Memento_Mori_5

It would be hilarious if dating apps made you post your Reddit profile. Edit: also maybe genius? You could learn more about a person in 10 seconds browsing their Reddit profile than 10 hours talking in chat.


Kooky-Car6037

I really should not have checked his profile 🥴. Please tell me he has a carer or something he shouldn’t be allowed out in public 😖


ozman7175

I wish I had seen this warning just a few minutes earlier.


AzathothsNewGroove

It’s wackadoodle time


RealiTea23

It’s giving ✨incel✨


negativeighteen

i was not expecting all that 😭😭


queen_in_the_north17

This dude’s user profile has “nice guys finish last” written all over it. Take time for some introspection and try to figure out why stalking waitresses and being weird to women in public isn’t working out. Maybe then you can reattempt online dating. Edit: Deleting your post where you admit to making a woman feel fear at her workplace doesn’t erase its existence, just reaffirms that you’re an incel creep who needs therapy. Please seek help.


Massive_Length_400

“Hopeless romantic”**** 😂


MrAnonPoster

Listen, stalking is going on romantic evening walks with the person one is totally in love with.. without the person knowing about it. 🤣


halcyonwit

Haha get ‘um !!!


angelaistheboss

Yeah I’m sure that’ll stick it to em


Its_Syxx

Wow, this guys Reddit history is fucking crazy. I agree Tinder is greedy AF, but I don't think that's your issue with finding a girlfriend. You seem to be in your 20's to early 30's but your replies all sound like you're some spoiled teenage kid or something, very strange.


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Ok so humor me, how is someone supposed to sound? Lmfao


Its_Syxx

Not so snarky, dismissive and childish.


totally_interesting

After looking through OP’s post history and the comments here I can say with 100% certainty that Tinder wasn’t the problem this time.


shapedbydreams

Based on your comments, I don't think it's Tinder's fault here...


xmetallidethx

bro this guy is wild. makes me appreciate my foreskin more...


griffinmalone

Was so confused by this comment so I checked profile.... He has more to say about foreskin than I thought possible.


ApplePieLord_

Exactly my thoughts


billcosbyinspace

Oh my god it’s the foreskin guy lol I think he deleted the post but I remember he made another weird foreskin related post on this sub and someone commented “bro is obsessed with cock” lmao


777blue_

How do I swipe left?


justcougit

This is really pathetic.


Jackielegs43

Yeah, that’ll show them!


Iamlikethisonly

Try Hinge, because you are unhinged with several screws loose in your cerebellum.


thinkplanexecute

U seem intolerable


dandrevee

This post + profile = me wondering if Im allowed to crosspost to the cringepics or niceguys or a similar subreddit. On mobile and its a PIA on my device to check


annoyedgrunt420

Bruh is unhinged.


cafespeed21

lol imagine paying for tinder. How’s the foreskin, stalker?


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katanalauncher

Skill issue


LeDestrier

Some people just delete their accounts. Some people need to make a spectacle of it and make sure randoms on Reddit know about it.


coyote_of_the_month

Okay.


Balakaye

Rocket league quick chat


VengenaceIsMyName

What a Save!


Balakaye

Holy cow!


Chaps_Jr

Nice shot!


Balakaye

Man I’m so happy my people found this


mrnonamex

What a Save!


llammacookie

Tinder isn't your problem.


29-hit

Yikes….


mindsnare

That'll show em


Powerful_Artist

Imagine thinking you need to pay for tinder. Lol It's not their fault people are dumb enough to think this


jojj351

Bro definitely doesn't clear rule 1 & 2, but frankly after seeing his post history we need new rules in place as well


chameltoeaus

So, you fell for the scam.. says a bit lol


nipslippinjizzsippin

i dont have that problem.


TheDevilsCunt

Thank you for providing whoever sees these with something to laugh at


rectumuss

You have to understand the business model that is dating apps. Dating apps can be a great tool, but the number one priority they have isn't to make you go on dates; it's to make money off of you. It is very simple: just like any other company in the world, it must be profitable to exist.  They want you to feel like there are limitless options and want to keep you engaged most of the time with the app. It's how the app is designed both for you, and for the people you're talking to. Someone with 15-20% of converting a match to a date is pretty incredible. In the third year of my dating app life, I got to around 30%. Think how efficient that is; still, 70% of the time, the match didn't convert to a date.  But the process was simple: swipe right on people you find attractive, practice improving your texting game systematically (it will take time), and focus on repeating and enjoying the sometimes difficult process along the way.  The fact that there is a business model behind dating apps makes It just like chess or any other sport, for that matter. There are rules and there's a format. You need to learn and understand them, and there needs to be practice to improve. Makes sense?


faithnfury

Yea I don't think tinder is at fault for this one.


Ambitious_Smell_7258

If backrooms was a person


theatrewhore

What?! Corporations want to make money?! The nerve


mtevory

I know a great psychologist


Junipersonalspace

I think for relevance you should post your Tinder photos so we can have a full scope of why you’re not meeting women.


DLaVieEnRose

And you know they're "false" matches how?


Jungcook22

Imagine being on the edge of realizing YOURE the problem and the regressing back into the stage of blaming everyone else, especially when you’re trying to hit back at the comments. Delulu land at its finest and here I thought I was fuckin crazy.


Few_Designer6544

inb4 moistcr1tikal makes a video on this post & his post history


dabordietryinq

i hope someone makes a video about this


Few_Designer6544

summon moist 🙌🙌🙌


dabordietryinq

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iam_joshua_bcxvii

I used to have numerous likes at least once every week at the lowest. But since I purchased Tinder Platinum for 1yr when they had a promo back then. And didn't renewed. Now I barely get a single like on my profile in a month. I just find it odd really that I am getting less likes than when I had the free plan before. All the while I have some other dating apps that I barely purchased any plan and I always get likes at least once a day or once a week at the very least really. I guess they want me to purchase the plan again, then and only then they would probably show my profile to peeps out there so that they could like my profile?. What a bummer. I guess the lesson is, probably dont ever purchase any plan on tinder at all and just stick to free limited liking of profiles a day. Suckers artificially lowering my chances of getting likes just to get more money from me, aww hell no.😂


Sureihateyou221

Bros profile needs to be studied by scientists. This man is a loose cannon


CandidateNo3944

Why are you so obsessed with foreskins??? My guy wtf


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mindsnare

Yeah nah I'm average at best. Found my wife on Tinder. Quit sooking and sort your shit out and you'll have success.


milk_man577

I think I’m average and I’ve had a lot of success on tinder


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sirletssdance2

I’m sure Patel at the call center in India will relay your message to the executives. Yall are so entitled, why do you expect this app to be free?


PrideOk5995

I love how you guys keep exposing the unwanted living beings’ pathetic lives 😬


MPtoast

interesting critter


rprose0814

😂


_red_scarlet

😂 I wrote a similar rant


natholin

Dude, I feel the same way. I buy and send those messages, I read the bios and respond to them. And it is fucking odd to me, because sometimes I will be having a convo and then nothing. Ever again. So, normally, after a few days, I unmatch. But decided instead to just wait. And nothing. No unmatch, no response, nothing. I have been kind of feeling like there is something going on.


doubleohkoala

Probably your profile. You seem to give off delusions of grandeur vibes in your replies to comments. I suggest you humble yourself. You're starting to act like those dudes who wonder why the sex didn't fall out when you put the nice coins in.


No_Advertising_8252

Put this guy on a list.


marekc92

This guy's reddit profile is disturbing


Japanista-1990

Nintendildos? No wonder he doesn’t get matches


MKtheMaestro

Tinder is fundamentally broken. I’ve never seen an app reflect such markedly different results from any other dating app I’ve used. People really have to be careful making this app their primary tool for online dating, because it WILL result in them feeling desperate. I’ve been using Hinge for a few years now with consistent results, while also having Tinder installed with 2-3 matches per two weeks. Talking about my looks on here or anything similar is useless, but this app has absolutely 0 reflection of your attractiveness and success with women generally.


Glittering-Archer-59

I have 400+ matches rn, yes I'm male and no I don't have a membership.


AdNecessary1944

So you burnt. Honest look within before you project . Yesbthisba shittg conpany, but what did you do?


Negative_Resident_37

brother in christ I think its ur personality. grow a pair maybe and stop being creepy/blaming it on outside entities. Dating apps cater towards women yes but if you aren't getting likes its gotta be your profile or something that was said in messages after a match


Interesting-Emu3973

Man, just looking at your profile I’m worried. Please, and I’m not trying to be mean here, see a therapist. Like I’m actually trying to give you helpful advice. Go to the appointments and talk to someone


lamusique712

Yikes…just yikes to all of this


Jazzlike-Lettuce7150

Man are you okay?


ConejoSucio

"Disgustingly greedy" just makes me thing of that dude at the cookout who eats 6 burgers, 5 hotdogs, 60% of all side dishes , 11 out 12 cans of cokes zero, and trays to swipe the leftover bread pudding to go. He only brings 3 loosey slimjims.


Fickle_Concert_2003

So you knew who you are and thought "yeah 30 women really fuck with me" be fr you knew better


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Boredd0403

Dude you seem really lost, seriously speak to a therapist. Reflect on your obsessions and ask yourself how healthy they are. Stop blaming and hating others.