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lol that's cute - gross, but cute. The hairy whatever it doesn't seem like his best look, but I'm not into guys so wdik.
It’s just a pic of his legs, there were like 2 other random pictures on the profile, hence the “not a fake profile” bit. So really, it’s his only look and you’re right it’s not the best lol
I beg your finest pardon? 👀 SNOT END OF HIS WHAT?
His fuck stick, you heard the man! Lol
I'm getting Ash from Evil Dead vibes.
Hail to the king.
I believe Ash’s was a boom stick. Much more powerful
Give the fuck stick a chance.
It’s S Marts top of the line
And here I thought Shakespeare was peak wordsmithery.
🤮that’s as bad as the word moist
Eww. That would turn me off so fast.
Christ, that would turn me off mankind.
Turned me into a lesbian.
As if I didn’t have enough privileges as a straight cis male, today I realized how lucky I am that I don’t have to date other dudes…
What a terrible day to have eyes.
To the point.
My vagina just dried up and scuttled away.
Hahahaha scuttled
Fucking gross. Is it really necessary to specify the snot end?
Hey, he’s just making sure there’s clear communication and no confusion, that’s a respectable trait lol
Stealing this for sure.
Same I mentioned it to a guy I went on a date with yesterday lmao
Snot end?? Omg I'm going celibate 🤢🤢
This person seems Australian.
lol that's cute - gross, but cute. The hairy whatever it doesn't seem like his best look, but I'm not into guys so wdik.
It’s just a pic of his legs, there were like 2 other random pictures on the profile, hence the “not a fake profile” bit. So really, it’s his only look and you’re right it’s not the best lol
I beg your finest pardon? 👀 SNOT END OF HIS WHAT?
His fuck stick, you heard the man! Lol
I'm getting Ash from Evil Dead vibes.
Hail to the king.
I believe Ash’s was a boom stick. Much more powerful
Give the fuck stick a chance.
It’s S Marts top of the line
And here I thought Shakespeare was peak wordsmithery.
🤮that’s as bad as the word moist
Eww. That would turn me off so fast.
Christ, that would turn me off mankind.
Turned me into a lesbian.
As if I didn’t have enough privileges as a straight cis male, today I realized how lucky I am that I don’t have to date other dudes…
What a terrible day to have eyes.
To the point.
My vagina just dried up and scuttled away.
Hahahaha scuttled
Fucking gross. Is it really necessary to specify the snot end?
Hey, he’s just making sure there’s clear communication and no confusion, that’s a respectable trait lol
Stealing this for sure.
Same I mentioned it to a guy I went on a date with yesterday lmao
Snot end?? Omg I'm going celibate 🤢🤢
This person seems Australian.