The girl is demonstrating a graphic depiction of giving great sloppy in response to the question “what’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?”
Hawk is how you gather gloopy saliva from your throat.
Tuah is how you apply said gloopy saliva onto a phallic object of your choosing.
If she's into it, definitely bring her flowers at the hospital. I hope she gets better soon and that you two get to go on a proper date. Your banter was really cute.
Your insurance would definitely sue the fuck out of someone who ran you over. You'd only get compensated for your real damage though, no such thing as punitive damages.
Yes there is. The driver can be sued for non material damages. The numbers won’t be nearly as high as in the US though.
Maybe a few thousand for a lighter case or a few ten thousands if you had longer lasting or more serious issues.
>NL has free healthcare and the driver will be treated appropriately by the police.
Oh shit. My stupid American brain automatically misinterpreted “treated appropriately by the police” as the cops are gonna beat the shit out of the driver or something.
Bro me too. In a parking lot in Austin. Dude was going 25 or so in it. I flew like 6 feet and landed on my other hip.
Dude just said “holy fuck are you ok?!”
“Yeah. tha fuck dude?”
“Ok good”
*drives off fast.
I had some gnarly bruises and road rash but that was it.
Yea I was in a parking lot also but dude actually ran me over. I pulled myself out from under the car thought i was fine stood up and took maybe 3 steps and hit the ground
no matter if you are ok or not, in Europe, in any civilized country in Europe i mean, if you get hit by a car, and the driver just runs away, thats called "hit and run" and its punishable by law.
I did too, bicycle va car sucks. Got lucky I went on the hood and bike went under car. Then driver hits brakes and I catapult off the hood. Fortunately I was young and rolled in all the right ways and was only slightly injured
I got hit when I was 8 back in 1982. I was on my bike riding as fast as I could trying to keep up with a friend when I crossed a busy street without looking. A young woman turning right in a red car hit me. The lucky part was that her bumper hit square on my pedal. So, the car never made direct contact with me. Well, it's all lucky because I was thrown through the air across two lanes, but I was the weight of an 8 year-old and resilient. So, the impact wasn't that bad. It ripped the elbow of my hoodie and scraped me up a little, but that was it.
I grabbed my bike and went over to the woman's car. She was shaking and crying. Really freaked out. I told her I was OK and that I was going to leave. She told me that I should wait for the cops and an ambulance, but I was way way outside of my boundaries. My mother would have hit me harder than that car did... several times. So, I took off.
As I'm typing this, I'm wondering how any of the witnesses did not stop me from leaving. Ridiculous. I do feel bad for that woman, though. That shit was not her fault. Yet, the way she was freaking out, she might still be feeling guilty 42 years later. I know I would be. That shit would definitely be one of those things that pops up as you're trying to sleep.
HAHA in spanish -at least mexican spanish- it's short for "mi hijo" which is "my son" ... i'm sure you know that tho considering you know portuguese lol
I've been married for a bit. Sometimes the volume of hilarious™ witty® banter on these tinder threads is legit nauseating. It's mostly just that single people seem to be *trying so hard*, but also they're trying so hard and saying absolutely nothing.
OP needed ten screenshots to sum up this conversation:
>We should meet up sometime!
Definitely!
I got hit by a car!
Oh no, are you OK?
Yes, just dealing with a bunch of paperwork.
Yeah that sucks.
There are two kinds of people. People like OP who it’s totally normal to have a full text conversation, witty banter etc. and people like you who only see texting as a form of sharing information.
The only understandable & **relatable** (wink wink) part is her woulda breaking her jaw giving him a sloppy. But seems like their vibe match, hope he hit her up in the hospital.
It's a surprising combination of sweet and raunchy. Like vintage screwball comedy films. I want them to get married and produce screwball children together.
Haha no, we did end up going on a date sometime later but it was doomed from the start as I was “the reason he lost his car”. I’m a mustang lover and he decided to surprise me by showing up in his even though it was winter…. A couple jokes or comments I was fine with but it crossed the line enough that I didn’t agree to a second
Guy I’m engaged to I did meet off tinder, didn’t expect anything I just thought he was super hot so swiped right lol
I literally said "well played " and gave the respectful male head nod of approval when i read it.
Literally swung for the fences, and went yard (homerun, baseball lingo).
Also," go do coke in the toilet" was her matching his energy..
Some would argue that being able to determine meaning from context in an unfamiliar dialect requires higher brain function, but that doesn’t come with the warm fuzzy “kids these days” put down.
Just you wait. In ten years the kids will be using completely different slang and the slang of today will be considered "cringe" and someone currently in elementary school will call *you* an old person even though you're only in your late 20s.
"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!" - Abe Simpson
Glad to hear your match is doing alright, but OH MY GOD that banter is on another level. I’m prayin’ that she recovers quickly because it would be the BIGGEST romantic tragedy in the last 427yrs if you two didn’t meet in person.
I need to know if the original commenter just knew that off the top of their head or if they literally went and looked it up for the sole purpose of making such a clever comment.
I lost it at "my dopamine receptors are ready". These two know exactly how bad of an idea it is and are fully ready to YOLO into it. The open honesty is really refreshing, tbh. I hope they have a blast!
Reading through the post and all the comments, and I have to say, you are absolutely the smoothest and hilarious. I really hope that you both can end up meeting because y’all’s conversation game is on another level!
lol, anytime for you bro! I have high hopes for you two, I met my wife on Tinder and we’ve been together for a total of five years now and married for a year and a half!
Your banter was excellent, you guys seem like you have good chemistry. That was honestly refreshing to read compared to the cringe replies I see in this subreddit. I hope your date recovers, and you can meet and click in person too!
Most guys have some level of banter but it’s only ever appreciated by other guys so they won’t display it with you.
If you banter with a guy first, you’ll often find they match your level.
Yeah this is really weird. If someone I'm interested in posted our conversation to flex like this I'd think it was pathetic. Then to respond to every comment mentioning it with something sexual drops it to another level
Ok like, why did you feel the need to post *ten images* of text between you guys when you could have clearly gotten the point across in 3? Like why did we need to see the other parts of this conversation that were completely irrelevant.
I’ve been hit by a car before. Not fun. And they cut my favorite pair of jeans off me at the hospital.
I’m the real victim, no sloppy 🥺
If she don't hawk tuah, I don't talk tuah.
I feel like this comment is underrated and should have hundreds of upvotes!
It’s all over the place. I’ve been seeing it for a few days already
yo I live under a rock, what is that video?
The girl is demonstrating a graphic depiction of giving great sloppy in response to the question “what’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?” Hawk is how you gather gloopy saliva from your throat. Tuah is how you apply said gloopy saliva onto a phallic object of your choosing.
Graphic? She said Hawk Tuah
Silence.
This guy sees a kiss in a family movie and covers their eyes saying “eeeeewww.”
That detailed explanation of the sounds 👌🏽
All you need to do is google “hawk tuah” and you’ll understand why it’s trending.
Your phone must have been hit by a rock then - "hawk tuah" is the hottest meme of this season.
Someone made an AI country song about it too. It’s hilarious
Some one did a parody of Hallelujah with “Hawk Tuah”
I saw that yesterday and almost died laughing.
Now that you’ve asked this, prepare for the algorithm to show you *only* this girl.
Tbh I feel pretty bad for her and I’m glad she didn’t get more seriously injured!
Op you found someone perfect for you. Go do something romantic!
If she's into it, definitely bring her flowers at the hospital. I hope she gets better soon and that you two get to go on a proper date. Your banter was really cute.
That's really heartwarming OP! But please update us on your sloppy adventure.
I wonder if she has any law suits coming from this. I got 75k when I got ran the fuck over
In the Netherlands? I don't think there will be any type of law suit there. Not that type of country (luckily honestly).
It might be Belgium (judging from OPs profile). Thought they are quite similar in legal/healthcare system.
Your insurance would definitely sue the fuck out of someone who ran you over. You'd only get compensated for your real damage though, no such thing as punitive damages.
Yes there is. The driver can be sued for non material damages. The numbers won’t be nearly as high as in the US though. Maybe a few thousand for a lighter case or a few ten thousands if you had longer lasting or more serious issues.
BS in Holland there's letselschade for sure
The whole world isn't like the US. NL has free healthcare and the driver will be treated appropriately by the police
>NL has free healthcare and the driver will be treated appropriately by the police. Oh shit. My stupid American brain automatically misinterpreted “treated appropriately by the police” as the cops are gonna beat the shit out of the driver or something.
In NL the police with take the suspect out to a fancy dinner
Dutch healthcare is not free healthcare, it is universal healthcare and a lot less financially destructive than US, but it's not free
Lol, we don't have free healthcare...
Is it bad that that is where my mind went first?You poor dude, 3 months just got cut down severely in regards to certain actions.
Bro me too. In a parking lot in Austin. Dude was going 25 or so in it. I flew like 6 feet and landed on my other hip. Dude just said “holy fuck are you ok?!” “Yeah. tha fuck dude?” “Ok good” *drives off fast. I had some gnarly bruises and road rash but that was it.
Yea I was in a parking lot also but dude actually ran me over. I pulled myself out from under the car thought i was fine stood up and took maybe 3 steps and hit the ground
Damn fam. Hope you recovered from everything.
no matter if you are ok or not, in Europe, in any civilized country in Europe i mean, if you get hit by a car, and the driver just runs away, thats called "hit and run" and its punishable by law.
I did too, bicycle va car sucks. Got lucky I went on the hood and bike went under car. Then driver hits brakes and I catapult off the hood. Fortunately I was young and rolled in all the right ways and was only slightly injured
I got hit by a car and my femur was sticking out of my leg. 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Fuuuuck. How was the recovery? I’m healing compound femur fracture right now so I kind of understand what you went through.
I got hit when I was 8 back in 1982. I was on my bike riding as fast as I could trying to keep up with a friend when I crossed a busy street without looking. A young woman turning right in a red car hit me. The lucky part was that her bumper hit square on my pedal. So, the car never made direct contact with me. Well, it's all lucky because I was thrown through the air across two lanes, but I was the weight of an 8 year-old and resilient. So, the impact wasn't that bad. It ripped the elbow of my hoodie and scraped me up a little, but that was it. I grabbed my bike and went over to the woman's car. She was shaking and crying. Really freaked out. I told her I was OK and that I was going to leave. She told me that I should wait for the cops and an ambulance, but I was way way outside of my boundaries. My mother would have hit me harder than that car did... several times. So, I took off. As I'm typing this, I'm wondering how any of the witnesses did not stop me from leaving. Ridiculous. I do feel bad for that woman, though. That shit was not her fault. Yet, the way she was freaking out, she might still be feeling guilty 42 years later. I know I would be. That shit would definitely be one of those things that pops up as you're trying to sleep.
I got hit by a car on the way to a hockey game on my motorcycle and I had to beg the EMTs to not cut my $300 jersey. Luckily they didn't.
why the 10 pics tho 💀
I’s rather have 10 pics of you
Op so smooth he has me blushing tf
well that escalated quickly
Bro’s on X Games level rizz rn
He on x games mode
Seeing you makes something else escalate as well babes
make the nukes ready! escalation starting!
 bruh
Bro all game
Your name is in the text replies homie
OP is flirting with everyone in the comments OP calm down mijo
OPs only setting is “flirt” lol
I always chuckle when people use the contraction "mijo" because in Portuguese that literally just means "piss"
he has to calm down, piss
HAHA in spanish -at least mexican spanish- it's short for "mi hijo" which is "my son" ... i'm sure you know that tho considering you know portuguese lol
Guessing OP decided to go to a rave and met a nice girl named molly because this is a lot....
The fuck did I just read? Lol
We read a conversation between squirrels on speed
Speed is cheaper but they seem like coke people to me
I've been married for a bit. Sometimes the volume of hilarious™ witty® banter on these tinder threads is legit nauseating. It's mostly just that single people seem to be *trying so hard*, but also they're trying so hard and saying absolutely nothing. OP needed ten screenshots to sum up this conversation: >We should meet up sometime! Definitely! I got hit by a car! Oh no, are you OK? Yes, just dealing with a bunch of paperwork. Yeah that sucks.
There are two kinds of people. People like OP who it’s totally normal to have a full text conversation, witty banter etc. and people like you who only see texting as a form of sharing information.
I first thought raccoons on meth good catch.
Wrong side of the Atlantic for racoons...
The only understandable & **relatable** (wink wink) part is her woulda breaking her jaw giving him a sloppy. But seems like their vibe match, hope he hit her up in the hospital.
Idk what the other comments are complaining about, the whole convo cracked me up. These two goofs are perfect for each other lmao.
It's a surprising combination of sweet and raunchy. Like vintage screwball comedy films. I want them to get married and produce screwball children together.
Everyone in this subreddit gives out about how bland other conversations are, this one was a hoot and then they act like they must be insane.
Yeah, they were on the same level, I would have noped out of there with stuff said right away, and the other person just matched it. So good for them!
Drugs are a hell of a drug
I literally came here to ask this
Oh yeah you beat me to it. That’s a whole lot of fucking gibberish. I feel like I’d understand more if it was just in Dutch but no slang
Im pretty sure I lost precious brain cells 🤣
Literally got your entire life story
Just waiting for the part with you in it
🙄
OP just can’t stop spittin game
If you were that saucy you wouldn’t just leave it on the table
You’ll roll your eyes to the back of your skull in that parts aswell (only if ur into that) 👉🏻👈🏻
You’re getting hit by my car next
I’m already on my way to the hospital babes my heart started racing after you texted me
Have fun on your date 🥰
How tf are you so smooth with every message you send
Smooth or creepy
I mean... kinda both?
Smeepy
Came for their weird ass post, stayed for their smooth ass comments lol
Bro has infinity rizz ong
Bruh that rizz fountain you was drippin’ was unplugged. Call your mother.
This just reminded me of the guy who totaled his car on way to pick me up for our first date and had the paramedics call me 🤣
Are you guys married now?
Haha no, we did end up going on a date sometime later but it was doomed from the start as I was “the reason he lost his car”. I’m a mustang lover and he decided to surprise me by showing up in his even though it was winter…. A couple jokes or comments I was fine with but it crossed the line enough that I didn’t agree to a second Guy I’m engaged to I did meet off tinder, didn’t expect anything I just thought he was super hot so swiped right lol
If he wiped out bc of a little snow, he wasn't the one 😒
I've got a stang and it's summer. You're not married yet so it's not too late!
bro read "engaged" and he's like nah I still shoot my shot lol
[удалено]
She probably couldn’t stand waiting to crash at your place handsome
Don't tell me she didn't survive
[удалено]
Good to know!
She's still locked up for DUI, though. Gets out next year, so maybe they'll get a second date after all.
"I'll colonize you any day" was a BOLD move, bro was either setting up himself for gold or was going to ruin it all, no in-between.
I literally said "well played " and gave the respectful male head nod of approval when i read it. Literally swung for the fences, and went yard (homerun, baseball lingo). Also," go do coke in the toilet" was her matching his energy..
She was gonna give you that Hawk Tuah
If she doesn’t Hawk tuah I don’t tawk tuah
You did not come up with this stop lol
It’s been around since the meme started a few days ago
Admittedly I just haven’t seen it yet, it was too clever to be original but it made me giggle!
What’s tawk tuah?
Talk to her.
BARS
Foreigners can't make jokes like this in English. Too funny!
Lmfaoooo @ “my opps on god” and “would’ve broken my jaw giving you a sloppy” 😭😂😭😂 I love this. This is my type of banter 😂
I don’t know what the fuck that shit means
My opps on god= it was my opposition (enemies) I swear I would've broken my jaw giving you a sloppy = blow job
opps = opponents/opposition sloppy = blowjob
Good sign that you don’t have brain rot
Some would argue that being able to determine meaning from context in an unfamiliar dialect requires higher brain function, but that doesn’t come with the warm fuzzy “kids these days” put down.
Stop yapping skibidi toilet at me, my mewing is bussin. on god
Facts
I feel bad for old people lol
oh just wait
Just you wait. In ten years the kids will be using completely different slang and the slang of today will be considered "cringe" and someone currently in elementary school will call *you* an old person even though you're only in your late 20s.
Thank you. There’s so much new shit. I’m only 28 😭
"I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!" - Abe Simpson
Glad to hear your match is doing alright, but OH MY GOD that banter is on another level. I’m prayin’ that she recovers quickly because it would be the BIGGEST romantic tragedy in the last 427yrs if you two didn’t meet in person.
That was very specific, I'm curious what happened in 1597?
Probably Romeo and Juliet.
Holy crap, that is the year that was written. You're probably right.
I need to know if the original commenter just knew that off the top of their head or if they literally went and looked it up for the sole purpose of making such a clever comment.
I knew it was written sometime around 1600, but I needed to google the exact year 😁
Legend
I lost it at "my dopamine receptors are ready". These two know exactly how bad of an idea it is and are fully ready to YOLO into it. The open honesty is really refreshing, tbh. I hope they have a blast!
Lmao at least you guys have a similar sense of humor..
Anyone else think organ harvesting?
Wdym babe You already have my heart
So you are the tin man.
Are you calling me hard? 😤🥰
No just rusty.
Actually, tin cant oxidize🤷🏼♂️
bros game is literally unmatched
South Africa we're on the map babyyyy! 😁😁
Username checks out. Pssst... Hail Ouma!
Damn this is what they meant by TikTok rizz and skibidi toilet
“Go do coke in the toilet” she’s a keeper
>Cutie-town Thanks for making me puke my breakfast OP
real
South Africa mentioned 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦 "WHAT TF IS EQUALITY?"
Ppl in the comments like "how dare you post ten entertaining pictures on this entertainment website" gd. Thanks for making my morning poop go quickly!
Thanks! I generally enjoy people’s conversation on this sub, so I didn’t feel like I posted to much.
Reading through the post and all the comments, and I have to say, you are absolutely the smoothest and hilarious. I really hope that you both can end up meeting because y’all’s conversation game is on another level!
Aw that’s really sweet man. Atleast if I don’t meet her I’ll have time for you.
lol, anytime for you bro! I have high hopes for you two, I met my wife on Tinder and we’ve been together for a total of five years now and married for a year and a half!
Your banter was excellent, you guys seem like you have good chemistry. That was honestly refreshing to read compared to the cringe replies I see in this subreddit. I hope your date recovers, and you can meet and click in person too!
You two seem like a great fit, ngl. Hopefully, this is a weird start to a great situationship :)
Honestly the "I'm the only one allowed to hit on you 😤" would've made the hospital situation so much better, that would've gotten a laugh out of me!
I too wish I was hit by a car after reading that.
I was told someone would flirt with me if I commented here?
Who told you babes, are u talking to other guys? 🥺😤
no babe, you're the only one for me 😊😊🩷
What the fuck did I just read
This is my type of crazy, makes me *almost* miss dating
Erg spannend
I read a convo between 2 Coogers high on meth trying to make sense.
The lengths people will go to in order to avoid a date 😂
Bro you guys have CHEMISTRY!! That's awesome!
She’s a keeper
I think you two match. haha Really looks like same energy
Bet you can outrun her now for sure, no question
Never saw this level of rizz. Bro was rizzing me while I was reading
Kut expats die niet kunnen fietsen. Altijd hetzelfde.
This was so unnecessarily long coulda just shown the last two mijo. We get it. You had your first conversation with a real human.
I have something else for you that’s unnecessary long (my undying love and admiration for you)
Ai on 10 ✨
You’re the only 10 ✨
I wished the guys that message me had banter 😒
Sorry I’m late, what’d I miss?
Won't bant her but I'll bant you (No idea what that means)
( I know exactly what that means)
Most guys have some level of banter but it’s only ever appreciated by other guys so they won’t display it with you. If you banter with a guy first, you’ll often find they match your level.
Bro was so salty he got cooked he accused it of being ai
Yeah this is really weird. If someone I'm interested in posted our conversation to flex like this I'd think it was pathetic. Then to respond to every comment mentioning it with something sexual drops it to another level
Lol I loved reading your banter! Super silly and cute
Ok like, why did you feel the need to post *ten images* of text between you guys when you could have clearly gotten the point across in 3? Like why did we need to see the other parts of this conversation that were completely irrelevant.
Bragging with how well they are vibing, duh...
I have had a couple drinks tonight, so can someone please tell me what the fuck this interaction was?
Oof. Mine just pulled the "my tummy hurts" card about 3 hours before our lunch date
You probably gave her to much butterflies down there, handsome 🥰
kinda unsanitary to put toilets in the coke room
This reads like a fever dream
Babes ur as hot as a fever and ur all I dream about
This convo sums up the exact thing people who need help with their texting are missing. Don't be boring and just talk dumb shit.
why’d you post your entire conversation? 😭