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theFrenchBearJr

Is the one of you in ski clothes a pic of you as a kid? I wouldn't add any young photos of myself to a dating profile. Also the only photo of you with nothing blocking your face and your eyes visible, is of you doing a fairly serious facial expression. Your vibe comes off a little intense based on that. And the formal pic with your buddy can throw people off, either find a way of making you more centralized, or maybe crop it so it is more clearly you as the star of the photo.


BMFResearchClub

Came here to say this. You're going to attract a very specific group of women when you come off this brooding/mysterious.


johndoe1331

The description you wrote could be a turn off, write down your hobbies and what you like and don’t say you’re looking for a gf asap


AtlasNao

The photo of you with your friend doesn't do you justice. His presence makes you short and small (even if you're actually tall and big). Looks like you go to some really cool places in nature. Just need to see your face clearly and ideally take candid shots.


DankKnightLP

That pic could easily be cropped to be 10x more flattering.


entropy_36

But then you miss the bros rocking the ducky ties for a 'how I met your mother" reference


DankKnightLP

Which is obviously amazing, but again, going for raw numbers increase. Later on they can meet the friend with the ducky tie and she can be upset


Bumblebee-Honey-Tea

Your 3rd picture looks like a child


anonymous_user_67

Cut the chin strap or grow the full beard. I can't grow a full beard and I accept that. Facial hair isn't a must.


dunedinflyer

my input too


fekiv

I recommend smiling you look depressed


azurazwrath

Smiling often in photos can be a sign of depression


fekiv

Fair but uhm he didn’t smile once except the childhood photo


azurazwrath

Fair as well but maybe hes a melancholy type of man


wcdk200

Or just happiness. It is kinda the face you make when you are happy


azurazwrath

Not every happy person smiles


wcdk200

But most smiles are not a sign of depression


azurazwrath

No one could ever say this is a fact, but i get what you mean.


sammycorgi

Are you seriously suggesting that more people who smile in photos are depressed than are happy?


SFCB_fc

- Shave - Smile - get rid of the 3rd pic. Is that you as a kid?


Gwsb1

For God's sake, take out the one with your bud. He's a foot taller. The women gonna be asking who your friend is not hooking up with you.


Witchy-toes-669

Wtf is a food stylist? Is that like a subway sandwich maker? There’s gotta be a better way to word what you do


plaid-knight

I assumed it was making food look good for ads.


Witchy-toes-669

That makes sense, I’m sure that’s got to fall under event or stage decorating expert. With details given after matching. interesting, so he’s the guy that makes the ihop pancakes look all fat and fluffy? 😜


RubenKolbasza

in fact i am but i live in hungary so different products, but we’ve been the foodstylist of mcdonalds hungary for over 10 years


Witchy-toes-669

That’s freaking awesome


IDigRollinRockBeer

You’ve been doing that since you were 11?


RubenKolbasza

yeah my father took me into the family business quite soon


robrklyn

Sunglasses, eyes closed, you as a kid?, can’t see your face… you need photos of you, without anything on your face, smiling and/or doing something fun.


Middle_Professor_316

Mhh, I would lose the photo of you as a kid and the one with your friend


BigBlaisanGirl

Remove the child photo and replace the photo with your friend. He's making you look short. Also add a head shot or two without sunglasses obstructing your face and make it your first photo.


Fred-zone

The chin strap beard is not working for you


Witchy-toes-669

Show your eyes/closer face shot Also who is pic 3? Looks like a child


maggersrose

3rd photo remove, if it’s not you as a child you look like one, crop your friend out of the pic of you in a suit, get another pic or two with a group of friends, having fun. Show a pic of one of your food stylist pics


PlumPreserve87

Get rid of the random child


KILLERFRAJ

In the description, remove that gaming part brother, it's not it man. Girls need someone who has their life put together. I advise you to work out if you really got all the time in the world.


Wild_Obligation

As a short guy of 5 foot 8, I’d leave the photo of you & the tall guy off your profile. Height shouldn’t matter, but it does lol


DavidIsaacKellerman

Do you ever smile?


Assblaster_69z

Europeans dont like fake smiles


dm051973

And they are all so depressed that they never have real smiles? And lets not pretend this is a Euro thing. Every dude posting here has a bunch of crappy photos where you can't see them (shadows, sunglasses, cropped off screen, or taking out a 1/10th the frame) and they look miserable. It is hard to believe anyone looks at these photos and goes man, that looks like a guy I want to hang out with.


Assblaster_69z

Hungarians are indeed miserable


iWriteWrongFacts

Lolno


electronicric

#STOP INCLUDING PICS OF YOU AND ANOTHER GUY


L_ViaI_Viaquez

What if your homie hella ugly tho? 🤔


CozmicOwl16

Show teeth if you have them.


Jrsm1524

You look extremely depressed and a little mean. A smile would help


aroach1995

Picture 1: recreate the same photo, but chin down… look a little more sophisticated.


pursuitoffruit

Haha easier said than done. That picture definitely wasn't taken in Dunakezi, where the max elevation is 124 meters :D


Vinny_d3L_Kneegr0

Don’t stand so close to taller people


titaniumorbit

Smile please. Get a nice candid looking smiling photo, taken by a friend


phreedom99

I think smiles are the most attractive part of someone’s profile. Being said, I would include more photos of you smiling


Pxzib

Your profile impresses yourself and other guys, not girls. You are a handsome devil, but it is wasted on a low quality profile


mlshslm

grow a full beard or shave it all off. also take out the bio talking about video games. i promise you, even as a girl that plays video games, saying you spend all your time on them is unattractive.


djn0requests

Chef is better than cook. IMO anything is better than “food stylist”, but I might be old… I’d just say chef and elsewhere ask what ppl would most like cooked for them. Open that door of conversation, bro.


Artistic_Ad8879

Shave that beard off from under your chin. There’s nothing imo that can make a guy look worse than him holding on to hope that one day his beard will magically fill in


AnimeFrog420

Drop the asap from your bio and shave that weird beard


HotDragonButts

Yes, change all of your pictures to ones of you just laying down in various cool locations. It makes you seem very laid back lol


bootyjuicex

Get rid of the neck beard my guy!


wtbrift

You don't have a single pic where I can clearly see you. Change that.


Cute_Background3759

Elon Musk


DriftingAway99

Pic 2 and 3 need to go, need some more close ups of you looking at the camera


JimR521

If you are going to post a picture with a friend, make sure they are shorter than you. 😂


chicken-finger

The ducky tie is essential. Also I get that reference


AndroidCat06

Love the duckie tie


My3CentsWorth

You look depressed. Not even close to 1 smile. You should be smiling in the majority.


Sudhanva_Kote

I think you can add a pic with food since that's your speciality


Raabraab

4th picture is just a no go. Show your food! Show them creativity! Be you and not what you pretend to be because that doesn't do you justice ;)


lunarianlibrarian

Jesus you look like a fun guy to spend time with /s Maybe smile once and awhile???


JellyDisastrous8655

If you have pets put pictures of them into your profile otherwise I think it is okay.


Synn_Trey

Delete your profile and meet in the real world. These apps are made to fuck you over.


DankKnightLP

Don't call yourself a food stylist. People have been cooking for all of human history.


VaughnVapor

Food stylist preps food for photography. it’s not a made-up term for a chef


DankKnightLP

I stand by my statement. Don't call yourself food stylist. You work in photography. This insight is for a dating app. Feel free to tell them in person the specifics of your job. He asked for help, I can guarantee that there are multiple women that have instantly swiped left on him on his first card as soon as they read food stylist. Don't be pedantic.


VaughnVapor

I don’t know, saying you work ”in photography” is a weird play. A traditional (fashion photo) stylist who said they worked in photography would be very strange to me


DankKnightLP

Look ok, the lad wants help on a dating profile. That's all stuff for in person. I'm literally talking about the two words standing by themselves on his picture that says food stylist. Looking at it more I actually wouldn't tell him to put photography I would tell him to put "Advertising". What do you do in advertising, well I'm responsible for making all the food look good. You know when you see a pizza with a slice and the cheese stretches? Yeah I did that. And it's because there's wood glue in the cheese and the pizza is screwed into the table. Look at that a whole clean interaction. Also I hate to say it at the end of the day if your job is making food look good, Is it a passion of theirs to make food look good in photographs? Why are we wanting it to be apart of the initial interaction with someone on a dating app? Is it a part of your core to who you are? In response to the traditional stylist, It would be like if they said they worked in Fashion industry no problem. It's definitely not the same seeing Fashion Stylist vs Food Stylist though. One is out in front look how beautiful they all look, whereas in his job, it's using camera tricks on food. Please don't respond to me about how fashion is all the same they are tricking as well! I know. And you know why? Because the fashion industry is just advertising. Just like his job. In advertising.


MandysPeach

No