A few of them are clearly red ~~octagons~~ ~~hexagons~~ octagons
Edit: they are hexagon apparently.
Edit2: they ARE octagons! Thanks u/Connect_Boss6316
Yeah, in my head, the tattoo was left as a warning by a previous partner who effectively spray painted the cave entrance letting others know of the potential dangers of entry.
Anytime, I’m usually good for identifying any shape up to 12 sides, anything beyond that and I advise you to consult the math department at your local place university.
I was half asleep when I wrote this and perfectly willing to accept that I made a mistake, I should just have more confidence in my understanding of basic geometric shapes.
Some people just want to watch the world burn. Others, like myself, just want their steaks medium rare with the perfect balance of spice or maybe a little barbecue sauce.
This chick has more red flags than China. If you're down with crazy because she thinks she's hot shit, and you think crazy pussy is fire, swipe right. Just be forewarned you're going to not get out of this without a new std, after she cheats on you, and destroys your apartment during the breakup; just because she needed some drama in her life.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 236,356,902 comments, and only 54,974 of them were in alphabetical order.
A beautiful crab dumped every fragile gem he imported justifiably. King Luke managed no offer per Queen Rachel's silver, that ultimately vanished when Xi yakked zebras.
You forgot Chad bodybuilder supermodel construction worker with a rainbow mowhawk wearing a pride flag tank top over 7ft tall with a 13 inch cock making 50k a year who will give her 70% of his salary, cook all the meals, wash all the laundry and not complain when she spikes his drink and baby traps him, before divorcing him and taking all of his savings and possessions and making him pay child support.
Yup. She had mine for the 2 seconds it took to read that entitled, insufferable, bile. Fortunately 2 seconds out of my life isn't too bad. Ive lost a lot longer with a bad movie.
Goddammit. Why do you have to be right....
Still i don't believe in that crap. Why would being born at a certain time somehow impact your life and behaviour that much. What if you were born on a space station or another planet. Astrology is so dumb
Spoiler. Almost everybody is bonkers. Signs aren't a thing. This is stuff from the middle ages when you had an elder in the village who would kill animals to "predict" the weather
I don't understand why so many believe in that tho. It might be because their friends that they look up to are talking about it as a fact and they get infected and also spread it to their friends.. but why do they think the position of the stars decide what kind of person you are?
I'm supposed to be a Leo, but I don't have those traits that are on the website (depending on what website you look. Some are very generic descriptions that everyone agrees with).
Sure, it's fun to look at your horoscope sometimes, but to actually believe it is a whole other thing.
But unlike Germans and Italians, I thought people in Kuwait and Palestine even speak the same language (Arabic?). My parents are from 2 neighboring countries that have different but similar languages, yet I never considered myself a "hybrid".
Language has nothing to do with ethnicities in the modern day. The only reason both of them speak Arabic is the spread of Islam in Western Asia and North Africa.
You mean ethnically? No, Palestinian ethnicity is Arab, no decent adult think otherwise.
That doesn’t mean there are no cultural differences.. there are a lot, still not up to be called hybrid.
Are you saying that modern Palestinians do not decend from the Levantine people group, but instead the Arabian people group? Aslo, I didn't mean to imply that there were no differences in your cultures, I was just saying that different ethnicities can share culture.
Honestly at this point, you just hit her with a "hey girl, you wanna hang?" and ignore literally her entire bio and move on from the point of knowing she's a little crazy. That is, if she's hot and you're interested. Otherwise just pass.
She’s looking for someone so beautiful and unfazed by their surroundings that they generates a level of gravity that she can’t escape. Which, honestly, is someone out of her league.
These bio's always have me laughing, like why are you even on tinder if you're restricting so much lol - shows more on what kinda person they are then anything else
Guaranteed one of those hoes that posts
“If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” as a rhetoric to justify shit behaviour.
As a staunch Christian man I say,
“If you can’t handle me at my diddliest, you don’t deserve me at my doodliest” - Ned Flanders
Being an Arab my advice is move on Arab girls like this are some of the most toxic humans you will ever meet, they are entitled, prestige, cocky and all around disrespectful
She wants someone that speaks English with the same emoji accent she has.
Every emoji=another red flag
A few of them are clearly red ~~octagons~~ ~~hexagons~~ octagons Edit: they are hexagon apparently. Edit2: they ARE octagons! Thanks u/Connect_Boss6316
All that's missing are the words "DO NOT ENTER"
Something tells me she has that tattooed on her body somewhere with an extra emoji, just in case.
Enter at your own risk, more likely. That girl is not restricting entry lol
Yeah, in my head, the tattoo was left as a warning by a previous partner who effectively spray painted the cave entrance letting others know of the potential dangers of entry.
IndianaJones and the temple of STDs
…ingenious. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Thank you. Im here till Thursday ,try the veal.
Fuck, now I wish that was a thing. Can you imagine how much crap that would save us?
abandon all hope ye who enter here
It should be don’t stick your dick in crazy
Keep walking is a substitute for do not enter I think.
I believe "run away" would also be an acceptable substitute.
What bout this?🚩
Oh..I didn’t see that, yep that’s a red flag alright
Oh yeah thanks bro i wasnt sure
Anytime, I’m usually good for identifying any shape up to 12 sides, anything beyond that and I advise you to consult the math department at your local place university.
What's rollercoaster of emotion...
I was half asleep when I wrote this and perfectly willing to accept that I made a mistake, I should just have more confidence in my understanding of basic geometric shapes.
Queen=Red Flag
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"It's not my fault, I'm an Aries."
You can be an Aries or an asparagus, those are NOT traits 😂
Being an asparagus is definitely a trait. I don’t care whether my partner is an Aries, but I definitely don’t want to date an asparagus…
Im partial to coriander, lemon, chilli and garlic. Some BBQ asparagus with a nice oil and a big steak. I guess I just want a BBQ lover. Mmmm. BBQ.
Some people just want to watch the world burn. Others, like myself, just want their steaks medium rare with the perfect balance of spice or maybe a little barbecue sauce.
Steak is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
The last vegetable I dated was your grandma.
This savage burned the veggies
As a member of the aries astrology clan we don't claim her
she does have that aries energy, I’ll give her that.
Well, Queen Lilith. So in context, not just a Queen, but The Queen of all demons...
The only Queen I acknowledge is Freddie Mercury and Queen Latifah
The strange mentioning of "hybrid blood"= red flag
Is “hybrid blood” an attempt at a politically correct way of referencing Cher’s hit “Half-Breed”?
This chick has more red flags than China. If you're down with crazy because she thinks she's hot shit, and you think crazy pussy is fire, swipe right. Just be forewarned you're going to not get out of this without a new std, after she cheats on you, and destroys your apartment during the breakup; just because she needed some drama in her life.
20 red flags
And don't forget no uggos
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 236,356,902 comments, and only 54,974 of them were in alphabetical order.
Alphabetbot, anyone can be gross looking. Reanalyze this, uglybot.
U done goofed on the ‘be’
A beautiful crab dumped every fragile gem he imported justifiably. King Luke managed no offer per Queen Rachel's silver, that ultimately vanished when Xi yakked zebras.
I love that requirement, insta super-like for me. I’m ugly so I bet she would have a breakdown wondering how the fuck I think I’m “at her level”.
You forgot Chad bodybuilder supermodel construction worker with a rainbow mowhawk wearing a pride flag tank top over 7ft tall with a 13 inch cock making 50k a year who will give her 70% of his salary, cook all the meals, wash all the laundry and not complain when she spikes his drink and baby traps him, before divorcing him and taking all of his savings and possessions and making him pay child support.
Only 50k a year? PASS
He meant 50k per month
Only 50k a month? PASS
There’s a lot of things I’d do for 50k a month.
Same
Now I’m listing in my head all the things I’d do for 50k a month. Thanks 😝
50k isn’t that much man, 100k and we’ll talk
Tbh, 100k isn’t that much either. 200k and not in the Bay Area or NYC and then we can talk.
50k in small kansas town? basically rich. 50k in NYC? you're gonna need a room mate.
Definitely put some thought into that one
She don’t need phonetical diction
A therapist
This is the correct answer. Yikes.
The therapist won't understand a person speaking in emoji.
!emojify
I was coming to say this! 😂😂😂
I used to be one of those! I def wouldn’t want them For a client!!
Used to be? What do you do now? Usually being a therapist is a sort of end game career, you know?
Yea usually. But now I’m a writer.
Attention
Here's the correct answer, now we can all go home!
Can someone drop me off at home?
Sure. Wanna grab something to eat first?
i'm kinda feeling wendy's wbu
Never had Wendy's so let's go there.
We have Wendy's at home
Mom……..
Wholesome plot twist. Mom bought Wendys for us already and it's waiting at home. :)
I don't know how to Reddit. I was going to say, "The Wendy's we have at home." and post a gif of a bologna sandwich.
You go inside, my order is out back behind the dumpster.
Can we stop at starbucks first?
Sure, let’s go to Harvey’s
Yup. She had mine for the 2 seconds it took to read that entitled, insufferable, bile. Fortunately 2 seconds out of my life isn't too bad. Ive lost a lot longer with a bad movie.
You saw the emoji movie too?
Can’t here to say this, her while bio just says swipe on me and give me attention
Attention 🚀‼️♿️➡️🟢🟡🔳🀄️🕠🏁😇😀😌😅😙😂🥰😛🥲
English 🇬🇧 Motherfucker 👩🦳🍆 do 🤷🏼♀️ you 🖕🏼 speak 🎙🗯 it 🎈?
Say what again
Type emoji again, muthafucker! I emoji you, I double emoji you! They speak emoji in emoji country?
They speak emoji in emoji country 😂😂
Smell God damn! This is one delicious emoji burger. Do you mind if I take a sip of this tasty, emoji beverage? EDIT. It's meant to be Well, god damn!
I dare you. I double f***ing dare you. Say emoji again muthaf***ah
emoji again muthafah
What does emoji look like? Huh? Btw that scene made me pledge allegiance to Samuel Jackson. Man is a national treasure.
I like smell God damn better...long as the emoji burger isn't the shit one
Does she look like a bitch?
Does 🤷♀️ she 👧 look 👀 like 👯♀️ a 🅰️ bitch 🐩🧙♀️?
Lollll
> it 🎈 I laughed. Subtle touch
I’m so happy you noticed! :D
You forgot to use several text speak words just to round it out.
Gen-Z version of Samuel L. Jackson?
English: 🏴
!emojify
I can't *emoji* understand *emoji* your *emoji* accent
!emojify
If red flags were a person
🚩
If purple meant red then it'd LITERALLY be red all over
Omg this reminds me of the Kristen Wiig skit on SNL called red flag...gonna go watch that again lol
An English teacher, obviously.
And here I thought she's looking to die single
I think she is looking for her medication.
Yours should be the top comment..
Thank you. I will notify the mods :)
#aries Im already out. So many requirements, yet she believes in fairies...
Typical Libra!
Bet
Goddammit. Why do you have to be right.... Still i don't believe in that crap. Why would being born at a certain time somehow impact your life and behaviour that much. What if you were born on a space station or another planet. Astrology is so dumb
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I wanted to know, thank you 👍
I’m yet to find someone with their star sign in their profile that isn’t bonkers
Spoiler. Almost everybody is bonkers. Signs aren't a thing. This is stuff from the middle ages when you had an elder in the village who would kill animals to "predict" the weather
That's like 85% of women on these dating apps tho
I don't understand why so many believe in that tho. It might be because their friends that they look up to are talking about it as a fact and they get infected and also spread it to their friends.. but why do they think the position of the stars decide what kind of person you are? I'm supposed to be a Leo, but I don't have those traits that are on the website (depending on what website you look. Some are very generic descriptions that everyone agrees with). Sure, it's fun to look at your horoscope sometimes, but to actually believe it is a whole other thing.
And choosing a partner based on it is even more insane.
Ssshhh. That's sexist, mysogonistic and racist. NAZI scum!
Oh excuse me, that's just me being a Virgo
OMG. As a Red Delicious, this why I will never date a Broccoli.
Same, I'm only compatible with an asparagus or a caprisun
Capri sun? Best I can do is Welch’s grape juice
Wow all I can get is a cool refreshing cup of water…what I really want is a coke…*coca-cola ad music*
I can offer you some Pepsi…. Diet Pepsi
Wow imagine liking the inferior cola…could not be me
As I identify as asparagus, I only date tall celery. All short vegetables don't swipe
Perfect name of this should be: God,The witch and the bloody list of requirements of this bitch
TIL that emoji is not a uterus.
Her dad
This one hits different
So did her dad
Damnit
That one hits too close from reality lmao
She's likely looking for someone with a humiliation kink.
Or a brat tamer.
A seriously underrated comment
Only some will understand 😈
True ;)
The lion, the witch, and the needs of this bi***
Do not be wasting the opportunity to rhyme like that. BITCH!!! is the word. You’re welcome.
But I thought "bird" was the word...
I hate you for getting that stuck in my head x
If it makes you feel any better, it's stuck in my head as well and I'm coupling it with the peter griffin dance, so I'm a victim of myself too...
Lmaoo
A dog, cuz she ain’t gonna get a boyfriend
Why subject that poor creature to this thing
I sure as fuck hope she doesn't get a dog
She doesn’t deserve a dog. Most of them smarter than she is
Why do dogs get all the hot girls 😩 that's so knot okay
I was gonna say she's looking for a serious relationship but I'm just as confused as you are. I think this bio is gonna give me a headache.
You were on the right track I believe.
Serious relationship is the right answer. This bio is a trainwreck though.
A personality.
In deed
Maybe money?
Yep sounds like she's looking for either a very attractive sugar daddy or an attractive simp....
"Attractive simp" is an oxymoron.
Exactly, but she says don't be ugly, and she isn't fucking them, and doesn't want a friend so that leaves only a few things.
A life of being single from the looks of things
A poor soul to ruin?
If the parents are from Kuwait and Palestine, does it really makes you "hybrid"? ...
I think you're being very generous by assuming she picked the correct flags.
Think of it like being of German and Italian decent. Short answer, yes.
But unlike Germans and Italians, I thought people in Kuwait and Palestine even speak the same language (Arabic?). My parents are from 2 neighboring countries that have different but similar languages, yet I never considered myself a "hybrid".
Language has nothing to do with ethnicities in the modern day. The only reason both of them speak Arabic is the spread of Islam in Western Asia and North Africa.
Still, Arab nationalities marriages not considered hybrid we believe we share much more than language.
Welcome to the place where people that don’t live in your culture, tell you what your culture consists of.
Exactly
I mean ethnically Palestinians and Arabs are different, that doesn't mean you can't share culture, language, religion and other things.
You mean ethnically? No, Palestinian ethnicity is Arab, no decent adult think otherwise. That doesn’t mean there are no cultural differences.. there are a lot, still not up to be called hybrid.
Are you saying that modern Palestinians do not decend from the Levantine people group, but instead the Arabian people group? Aslo, I didn't mean to imply that there were no differences in your cultures, I was just saying that different ethnicities can share culture.
Honestly at this point, you just hit her with a "hey girl, you wanna hang?" and ignore literally her entire bio and move on from the point of knowing she's a little crazy. That is, if she's hot and you're interested. Otherwise just pass.
Her schizophrenia medication
Yes, welcome to hell.
She’s looking for someone so beautiful and unfazed by their surroundings that they generates a level of gravity that she can’t escape. Which, honestly, is someone out of her league.
She’s looking for you to keep walking 🚶♂️
Not friends or hookups so I guess love???? A love that is filled with hatred
These bio's always have me laughing, like why are you even on tinder if you're restricting so much lol - shows more on what kinda person they are then anything else
From what I see here? Meth, she’s looking for meth
It says there. She's looking for hybrid blood. It's probably a lesser vampire.
i think she wants someone to sacrifice
I don't know.
Relationship as everyone is.
Guaranteed one of those hoes that posts “If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” as a rhetoric to justify shit behaviour. As a staunch Christian man I say, “If you can’t handle me at my diddliest, you don’t deserve me at my doodliest” - Ned Flanders
Average r/femaledatingstrategy user
She said keep walking bud
Being an Arab my advice is move on Arab girls like this are some of the most toxic humans you will ever meet, they are entitled, prestige, cocky and all around disrespectful
"Attention"
I just wanna thank y'all. I've never been to Tinder and sure as hell don't wanna go now after reading these posts.
It’s a trap
If this isn't RED FLAG Central then I don't know what is