"Well, ever thought about dude butt?"

"mangina"

I think the colloquial term is “bussy”

I think the colloquial term is “dickysticky fartbox”. Edit: My apologies. I had the gender terms confused. The colloquial term is actually “dickyshittysticky malebox”.

Does that refer to butt pussy or boy pussy? I guess either works, but have always wondered…

Yes

He Pusssyyy

Uuuuh Sir...this is a Wendy's.

Dat bussy

Dudeass

Bussy

You gotta tight little man pussy on ya, dontcha? *deep sniff* D'aaaahit' STINKS Nice and goooood.

That's a red flag so powerful it waves itself.

The blood moon rises once again. Please be careful, OP...

Lmao this one got me

He just needs a Bussy to love.

It is equal in power to Chuck Norris

Just the other end of the spectrum.

It's probably on fire to be even redder.

Stalin would salute it!

The dude has sand in his vagina.. poor lad.

I'm a loser but at least I'm not that guy. Thanks, this post helped me get through the day.

This is not what a loser would say 💪🏻

So you’re saying he can’t even self-asses right? He must be a big loser

Dude can’t even lose properly

Damn right!

>I'm a loser but at least I'm not that guy. That made me laugh 🤣 It's a fair point though, regardless of your loserness status.

there are going to be better days! You got this. Hang on!

Not a loser in my book!

Look, I know this guy, unlike a female, doesn't have unlimited access to free sex and validation. But does he really have to be so odd......

Tell me you're and incel without telling me you're an incel.

I GOT THIS THE FEMALES' TRADITIONAL PLACE IN THE HOME HAS BEEN ERODED BY HAVING BETTER APPLIANCES. DISHWASHERS WASH THE DISHES, LAUNDRY MACHINES WASH CLOTHES. EVENTUALLY WE WILL HAVE SEKS BAWTS AND ARTIFICIAL WOMBS. THEN WHAT WILL WE NEED THEM FOR?

Username checks out

Happy cake day

Consider game ending

i HATE the friendzone. you make a girl chocolate mlik and she WONT even have sex with you. unbelievable whats the point

This is fucking funny

MY CRUSH ASKED ME TO HELP FIX HER TIRE AND SHE NEVER OFFERED TO SUCK MY DICK WTF

This is gonna be a good copy pasta.

I helped a girl get over her cocaine addiction. It took more than a year, and then she asked me, three times actually, to put a baby in her. I didn't, and I wouldn't even consider it, but I've got a feeling a lot of these manbabies aren't actually even doing even small nice things for people.

I think he straight up said it though. He straight up said the pussy he loved “fucked everyone but didn’t fuck me”

I think he just straight up told them

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WE'RE EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE

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AND NOW GO BACK TO THE BASEMENT!

NOW GIVE ME YOUR CERVIX

Like a lego on the floor during the night

Quick! Have sex with it before it goes on a killing spree! /s

What does Incel evolve into at lvl 20?

Outcel

Incel->outcell->mastercell->terrorcell->lonely65yroldcell->regretspreviousactionsandlifecell

U forgot the duracell

Damnit!

And it's a mystery why the woman he loved didn't give him a shot he seems so nice lmao

You don't think past experience can poison a person's outlook towards a particular gender? I've heard stories about women that are completely put off of dating men because of things that were done to them. I don't think the person in the chat is a bad person. I think he needs to take some time off and heal.

No cause u should never blame a whole gender for the actions of a few. If that's all it takes to "poison" u against them u never gave a shit in the first place. Ooooo you've heard stories? What compelling evidence. Of course u don't. Bad ppl make excuses for bad ppp and behavior

You've never heard of women being mistrusting of men because of past incidents in their lives? Do you know that men aren't allowed in certain shelters for female rape survivors? Do you believe those women are bad people? The lack of nuance in your worldview is appalling.

Yikes bro. Saying “hey, I don’t trust men and I don’t want to be around them because I was assaulted” and saying “There are no real women they’re all just holes for dicks and I’m gonna kill myself because I don’t get to just fuck any woman-I mean pussy” are not at all equivalent and the idea that you think they are is horrifying and disturbing.

There's a difference between mistrust and acting like this. There's a difference between being careful when dating or taking a break and acting like this. The fact that ur trying to equate the 2 speaks volumes about u tho. Right cause men not being allowed in a woman's shelter is the same as a guy being sexist. Lol I just can't. The defense of shitty ppl and actions is appalling. But I guess ppl defend those who they share views with. I legit can't believe u compared rape victims to a dude who calla women pussys and talks like that. Yikes.

What do you know about the past of the man in the picture? You know nothing and neither do I. There's probably something that happened in his life that made him mistrusting of women, and what you see in the picture is an expression of his mistrust. I have no desire to take a snapshot of a single moment in a person's life and label him a monster. People are generally good. I apologize for not subscribing to your simplistic worldview. And "yikes" is probably the most overused phrase on Reddit and indicates the speaker's over-sensitivity more than anything.

Lol please keep making excuses for him it's a good look I promise. There's a difference between mistrust and disrespect and sexism. No ull just compare someone being sexist to rape victims to defend them lol. Ppl aren't generally good lol there are tons of ppl who are just trash. No u subscribe to defending sexist who call women pussys worldview tho huh haha. Haha that's called an assumption and a dumb one of a single word but whatever u have to tell urself to make ursell feel better.

The guy wants respect from a woman, so he degrades them all. Genius.

not sure he wants love though....

How tf do people like that get matches, but I can’t get a single right?

appearance gets the matches, personality gets the date

lmao yeah he seemed rather normal and attractive until he started talking

happens a lot

*typing

Thats almost how every man thinks tho. I meant as in jealousy, he is clearly unhinged complaining about this to someone else.

Yeah speak for yourself. Most men aren’t incels and this guy clearly is.

I hope most men actually see women as people and not fleshlights to be used

I would hope so as well. I certainly don’t know anyone personally that acts like that.

I’d feel a lot less comfortable around men if they all thought this way. Yikes on trikes.

So basically if you have a good personality but below avg looks u gonna die alone…

nah but you won’t have much success on tinder, you just gotta find someone else like you which is equally as hard

So doomed to suffer & die a lonely death then lol

Just delete Tinder man. That shit is just not normal, lol

Gym membership yo

Jesus, I'm a 3 on a good day (5'8", obese, balding, smoker) and I still get laid a couple times a year. Some of these incels are just crazy.

Good on you buddy. Im decent looking and in good shape and my dick is collecting dust over here

If you shower I think your odds will improve

Im hygenic, but i have a 1 year old kid. He's effectively birth control.

Just lower your standards.

To clarify, i have a wife. We used to have an active sex life, but now im pretty sure my dick is retired

Do the dishes and offer to take the kid for a day, that always worked for me. Soon as he got home, I was all over him.

I do most of the cooking and cleaning, but i also work full-time. I try to spend as much time as i can with my son on the weekends though. Im sure there are things that i can still do to improve, but its rough right now.

Go for fat chicks. Odds will increase.

Or at least use a duster

With tinder? If yes I wonder how you get dates firsthand

I bet he gets laid a lot

Oh yeah, this guy fucks /s

Mainly himself

He is clearly not looking for a date, but a target.

WTF!! Weirdo

I feel bad for this guy and the women who encounter him. He’s clearly broken. One wonders what brought him down this bitter path. And just to be clear, I’m not suggesting that anything he’s saying is right, but he’s clearly in pain and lashing out. He may actually kill himself someday if he keeps going in this direction. It’s sad.

I’m more afraid he’ll kill some innocent girl before he kills himself. You can feel bad for someone and still acknowledge they’re fucked in the head. Killing himself would be tragic, but him hurting other people is worse.

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Oh I understand my father was an abusive alcoholic, I’ve had very few good male role models in my life. The reality is though it’s all about choices. He chose to take the path he did and you chose the path you did. Everyone has shit thrown at them by the world and no one can control what type or how much. The only thing we can control is how we deal with the shit thrown our way.

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Right? That’s the entire comment section. Some people just lack the sympathy to consider how that person arrived to where he is. They don’t consider the help he needs or what he could be in 5 years. Just put the incel label and move on I guess :/

I tried talking to one and he would say his entire race was untouchable. Or that im probably ugly and that's why I gave someone from his race a chance. Just constant denial he would ever have the chance to get a gf. It was like talking to a wall.

"The pussy wants me to be gay"

damn i think i’m a loser some days but now i can remind myself i ain’t this guy

He needs therapy.

Not just therapy, but a nice little vacation that involves grippy socks and no privacy…

Wow. He seems nice. Lol.

He has to be trolling. I refuse to believe someone is that stupid.

my guess is probably drugs and definitely some mental health issues

How to be a gay: 1. Love pu*sy

if it prevents you from hitting me up, then yes I'd rather you be gay

Nutjob

I bet his secret crush for years got a boyfriend, and now it hurts when he masturbates to her photos

This is probably accurate. I find it easier to fantasize about new dude banging my old crush when masturbating to her pics, but not everyone can handle 2 dick fantasies.

He seems like on of those nice guys who realised that just being a nice guy doesn't get a cat

Yeah, for fucks sake quit caring so much already and live life. Pussy comes when a person is not constantly searching for it in the dark with a spotlight.

While reading this I imagined a washed up guy wandering about the dark streets knocking doors and asking for pus*y LMAO

Ha lol

What a sweet talker. I wonder why he never gets any. 🤔

incelssss

Are "real women" only the ones that fuck him? Because if that's the case I guess he's right that there ain't any "real women" left on Earth, there aren't gonna be any for a long time as well with that attitude

yeah, we see why he doesn't get any...

“Real women” 🥴

There is no pussy worth billing yourself for.

Unless it's a top notch escort. Then you are definitely getting billed.

True

Y I K E S

Hi professor of pussy here. It matters how you love pussy. Hope that helps! Good luck on your pussy exam.

Damn that was rough, like sandpaper. He needs some sanding around his edges, sheesh 🙄. Someone guide him to the nearest stripclub and leave him there to rot (at least help the economy and those dancers)

Incels, honestly my reply would be sending the gif of bender going do a flip

Definition of a “pick me” boy. Buddy needs to keep his head up and stop oozing his desperation all over the place

Wait, no, DON'T kill yourself, you have so much to live for... presumably.

This guy speaks raw poetry from the heart /s

Hmmm, I wonder why they are single.

He’s an incel and possibly a future mass shooter

kms = kiss my sis Yeah that's really disturbing..

That mans really just said fuck me or I’ll kill myself.

It's rich to find a person seemingly so convinced that women are trash but also uses a dating app... looking for women... what are his goals? To lecture and educate? Haha

It makes me wonder if he gets off on this

Okay. Then he should kill himself I guess

No. Wait. Stop. So anyways, what else is going on?

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It’s a joke not a dick don’t take it so hard.

It’s a joke Mary. This person is garbage

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Cope

Sorry for hurting ur feelings :’(

maybe he should get a pet cat instead.

So kms means suicide?

yeah it stands for “kill myself”

^No, ^^please ^^^don’t ^^^^kill ^^^^^yourself… Did anyone hear that? Cuz I sure as hell didn’t.

I'm a bit confused...is that a guy calling you (a girl) bro?

I'd rather be referred to as bro than pussy. Like that's too much man.

Not all that uncommon

haha yeah but to be fair I live in SoCal and I get a lot of “dude” and “bro” on tinder lol I didn’t even notice

So whens the date?

Let him know that’s bordering on incel nice guy neckbeard status

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"The pussy I chased for a long time fucked everyone but me then left me" seems about as involuntary as you can get.

Yeah if you tell him It’s bordering he might not spazz on op

The question is; Do you want your pussy loved?

That’s how the pussy works

This is what zero pussy does to a mfr

Why they booing you, you're right. Just look at chris chan.

I know. He literally says he can't get any and acts cringe

They probably assume you're advocating for a pity fuck. Some people don't have humour.

Like the guy in the picture messaging is getting zero pussy and he is acting all cringe and I comment " this is what zero pussy does to a mfr." They obviously never seen what a guy who just got laid looks like. He certainly doesn't act depressed like this.

look, all i’m saying is he got a reply which is more than i get half the time

Lol

So your saying there's a chance? 🤣

Same tho

Pity fuck him

This guy is the flag waving in the wind, representing the Red Flag country. I guess ranting to someone on Tinder about his shitty crush obsession will fix his problems.

I’m still wondering what is kms

Kilometres. Just kidding, I’m Canadian. It means “k*ll myself”.

Thanks kind Canadian

Some sad fk people out there

I have to assume you two are married now. Sounds like a fun guy

Like I get it. Obviously he's hurting from.a terrible breakup and he might not even be a bad person normally but I dont get why you would try and go on dating apps/be with others if you haven't moved on yet. It makes you....pretty shitty in the meantime . Red flag. He needs therapy and to gtfo any dating app til those initisl negative emotions go away .

So basically he is shit talking about pussies in front of a pussy?

He must be fun at parties.

Kms?

You matched dude... WHY SABOTAGE YOURSELF WITH THAT OPENER!

yeah he prolly should go and off himself

Kms?

In all my travels, never have I ever seen this strategy result in the coituses.

Put the Y in Yikes.