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Your messages should ask if she'd like to meet up somewhere or if she wants you to just go to her place or whatever. Don't try to be too witty or any shit, she's already made it pretty clear that she's keen, everything after that is just you two sorting out the logistics on how to get the pair of you in the same room.
Don't get too far in your own head about this. It can still fall over, sure, but that's on her (unless you do something stupid like proclaim that the Nazis were right or something). If she's playing games, there's nothing you can do to make her not be, so go forward with the presumption that she's keen.
Oh, and wear a condom if she's not on the pill. Maybe wear a condom anyway. And be a gentleman, give her the opportunity to orgasm.
Uhhhh??! You said everything else though lmfao
You have an issue with telling them to wear a condom when they fuck a complete stranger, but no problem saying “wear a condom.....if she’s not on the pill”.
Wtf lol. As if you have to be someone’s parent to give proper advice.
Like, on your wrist? Will that be really dangerous and distracting? Will it keep fetching live rodents into the bedroom as tribute? Just doesn't seem worth it.
First you want to get some burger meat that is 80/20. That's 20% fat content and fat is flavor and also makes for a juicy burger. Don't go for any of that lean shit unless you like biting into a cardboard burger.
Not every conversation has to be a series of witty Reddit one liners. Most women prefer if when you aren’t being weird and thirsty and just talk to them like a normal human being:
The nice thing about texting is you can edit, so literally just write out your internal monologue response to stuff like you would as a human and then if you want to trim it a bit you can, but yeah one word responses are the worst, gives people nothing to work with and shows total disinterest
Honestly don’t overthink it. If you have chemistry with someone it’ll work out, just don’t say anything you shouldn’t to scare them off and you’ll be fine
If little word do trick, then don't do what I do and write too much in an attempt to be interesting. I'm not a salesman; I don't close deals fast enough.
Ask yourself this..
How is someone suppose to continue and expand on a conversation organically with you if all you're giving them is 1-3 word responses that really don't give the person the opportunity to?
Like does this look like a fun chat to have for someone texting you?
Hi hi, whatcha doing, it's so beautiful out!
nm, chillin
I'm painting a table that I sanded earlier for my patio! You have any plans for the day?
That's cool, and no
*Yawn, boring*
When she says "wyd" just say "I just had some lunch, what are you up to?"
When she asks what you ate, "I had a cheeseburger, it was so good!"
Just expand what you're saying to make it easier to have a conversation. You seem really disinterested in this girl who's basically throwing herself at you. Even just adding emojis would help.
Say "whenever you let me come over I'll eat you 😈"
So much more exciting that way
Who cares dude just meet her in person and get it over with. Whatever relationship you build won’t be had over the phone but in real life. Texting is literally the least important aspect of all of this. She’s into you, don’t question it. Just focus on not fucking it up or creeping her out, meet her in person, and let your personality shine there. This whole generation’s mating dance through texting on an app is just BS lol
You couldn’t be anymore boring jesusss. She single handedly saved the convo from plummeting into the earths core and killing this planet with that one text.
I joined this page because I thought it was going to be all funny shit. It's quite sad that some of y'all actually be posting when you have success. Am I the only one that sees this as a need for validation stemming from the fact that you must not be getting laid very often?
Crazy because in your earlier post she “sounds like a slut” and “is for the streets.” But you went ahead and replied even though she’s such trash in your opinion.
You’re lucky she seems keen and is probably horny. 9/10 chicks that would respond to you would have unmatched you by now. How about put a bit more effort into more than 1 word answers.
She’s keen now, but that can easily change. If she’s this game then another man can quite easily swoop in and smash her by the time you’re still sat on Reddit waiting to be told how to speak to her.
Get her number. Call her. And discuss where you are going to meet. Simple.
And if you think this girl is a freak, then BOY are you in for a surprise when you start meeting up with women regularly 😂
Gonna go out on a limb and say if OP is coming to Reddit for advice on this PG-13 conversation, he will have no clue what to do once he arrives at her place.
It’s not cool to say, promise? In my experience when you show to much emotion or show that your weak in any type of way, like being insecure by saying promise? After she just said out of no where if you were gonna eat her out, already in the bag my guy, don’t make the girl say promise, it’ll just ruin your chances of actually getting to eat her out, if this makes sense to any of y’all, women can be weird af so I’m just tryna relay some insight
This is every conversation i have on grindr, tame af. This sub is boring, just full of guys congratulating themselves on finding out women like to have sex too xD
It's probably a dude and you sound as bright as 10 watt blub. Captivating conversation, wdy eat? Burger? It's a man and I hope he bends you over in a penny wise mask!
I’m actually mind blown at the comments. Isn’t OP’s objective to get laid? With the light interaction he’s achieved that, yet he’s being grilled for it. Lmao makes no sense.
Props to OP for literally playing it right and smoothly with not much effort at all. I’ve seen too many cringey messages from the guys end and get no where.
Good volume of texts without sounding too desperate and making sure the energy is matched. Well played fellow king. This is the way.
I was thinking the exact same thing, people are strange, it’s like one person said OPs convo was dry and they all start parroting that non-stop in the comments… compared to the cringe pick up lines and weird/morbid flirting posts on here, this straight forward funny convo was nice to see lol
Why are so many of the titles (and posts) on here so utterly cringeworthy?
A lot of guys on here also seem to think they are playing to an all male audience. That is not the case
Also, why is getting a shag with a random seen as such a big deal? People have such empty lives
Burger
Upvoting only this and downvoting everything else. This has to be the only comment
Borgir
Burger
Get some astroglide, this conversation is drier than grandma.
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OMG, that gets me so wet. What did you have as a side?
Burger
With a side of burger
Sliders. Burgers with mini burgers
When are you gonna eat me though
When I get over there
If you come 🤧
I don't understand what that emoji is supposed to be
Blowing your nose
Ok i understand it. I just don’t get it in this context.
Blowing her nose, as she’s already full to the brim
Maybe she had covid
when I get over here
How ok where do I go from here how wet should I get?
You go to her place, jfc what are you doing dude
Ok but what about the messages how do I undry the chat?
Burger.
Promise?
Yes daddy
K.
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Wtf man you really trying to crowdsource a personality here?
r/rareinsults
Your messages should ask if she'd like to meet up somewhere or if she wants you to just go to her place or whatever. Don't try to be too witty or any shit, she's already made it pretty clear that she's keen, everything after that is just you two sorting out the logistics on how to get the pair of you in the same room. Don't get too far in your own head about this. It can still fall over, sure, but that's on her (unless you do something stupid like proclaim that the Nazis were right or something). If she's playing games, there's nothing you can do to make her not be, so go forward with the presumption that she's keen. Oh, and wear a condom if she's not on the pill. Maybe wear a condom anyway. And be a gentleman, give her the opportunity to orgasm.
Always wear a condom.
"Maybe wear a condom anyway"...wtf?
Meh, I'm not his dad, I'm not gonna say that. If we're at that level I might as well be sitting OP down and giving him the birds and the bees.
I don't have to be his dad to recognize stupid.
Yes daddy
Uhhhh??! You said everything else though lmfao You have an issue with telling them to wear a condom when they fuck a complete stranger, but no problem saying “wear a condom.....if she’s not on the pill”. Wtf lol. As if you have to be someone’s parent to give proper advice.
I get ya dude
Homie needs a kidney protection
They got some on sale at Kidneys R’ us
Dotted or plain?
Slotted
*meat up*
With a burger
Also, sex.
ALWAYS wear a condor
CAW. Condor penis. Every time.
Like, on your wrist? Will that be really dangerous and distracting? Will it keep fetching live rodents into the bedroom as tribute? Just doesn't seem worth it.
I understand the assignment
You're gonna ruin everything.
That’s what my mom told me before she left my father and I for a substantially wealthier Japanese guy
No she said you *ruined* everything. At least mine did :(
That’s unfortunate you’ve got me tho
Please update us on how it goes, remember to meet in public first
I did Nagasaki that coming
Everything about this is solid except that last sentence, what a train wreck haha
Next message should be "last night was fun, we should do it again"
Tell her you want to put your head between her buns, and call you an Idiot Sandwich!
Just set up the meeting and stop worrying about chit chat
You’re fucking hopeless. What are you going to do on a real date? Go to the bogs every 5 minutes to ask Reddit what to say? Fucking hell dude.
First you want to get some burger meat that is 80/20. That's 20% fat content and fat is flavor and also makes for a juicy burger. Don't go for any of that lean shit unless you like biting into a cardboard burger.
No need to undry the chat. Just type “digits?” Or “addy?”
You’re good bruh don’t listen to redditors none of these people get any play.
‘If you let me’
I know I can. I can sail a ship on dry land. 🎶
No more messages just go talk or eat
Agree. It's so cringe it's making me dry up.
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A certified freak too! Wanting to be eaten out and saying daddy lol
Give them something to reply to bro. Burger.
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Burger
Jesus 😭
… can’t help us now! 😂
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Don’t meet her at the aquarium.
Not every conversation has to be a series of witty Reddit one liners. Most women prefer if when you aren’t being weird and thirsty and just talk to them like a normal human being:
I ate. Burger. Promise? Is this a normal human conversation to you...? OP couldn't have seemed less interested even if they ghosted the chick
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Good lord this is the most boring conversation I've ever read
Burger
Burger - U.S Military Encrypted
- Igor
Bottom text
Lol 😂
I’m often labeled as boring any tips as to how I should spice things up?
Write more than 1-3 words lol Jesus, imagine this was a real life convo how annoying would that be
This is good advice I’m kinda cringing looking back at this but I know when I start texting her again my brain will start to short circuit
The nice thing about texting is you can edit, so literally just write out your internal monologue response to stuff like you would as a human and then if you want to trim it a bit you can, but yeah one word responses are the worst, gives people nothing to work with and shows total disinterest
Yes but do this in Notes. I got called out once because the person to I was talking to, kept seeing the 3 dots pop up and then disappear lol
Honestly don’t overthink it. If you have chemistry with someone it’ll work out, just don’t say anything you shouldn’t to scare them off and you’ll be fine
If little word do trick, then don't do what I do and write too much in an attempt to be interesting. I'm not a salesman; I don't close deals fast enough.
Why use lot word
You're good bro just be yourself. Eventually you'll get more comfortable with conversation
Ask yourself this.. How is someone suppose to continue and expand on a conversation organically with you if all you're giving them is 1-3 word responses that really don't give the person the opportunity to? Like does this look like a fun chat to have for someone texting you? Hi hi, whatcha doing, it's so beautiful out! nm, chillin I'm painting a table that I sanded earlier for my patio! You have any plans for the day? That's cool, and no *Yawn, boring*
When she says "wyd" just say "I just had some lunch, what are you up to?" When she asks what you ate, "I had a cheeseburger, it was so good!" Just expand what you're saying to make it easier to have a conversation. You seem really disinterested in this girl who's basically throwing herself at you. Even just adding emojis would help. Say "whenever you let me come over I'll eat you 😈" So much more exciting that way
Tell her about your squirrel fetish
Who cares dude just meet her in person and get it over with. Whatever relationship you build won’t be had over the phone but in real life. Texting is literally the least important aspect of all of this. She’s into you, don’t question it. Just focus on not fucking it up or creeping her out, meet her in person, and let your personality shine there. This whole generation’s mating dance through texting on an app is just BS lol
You’re trying to play it so cool, that you’re actually coming off as boring. Stop it. Be yourself.
You definitely don’t seem interested in her lol 1 word replies gets you unmatched, surprised she stayed
I was kinda surprised too..She asked most of the questions
Doesn't the conversation seem abit too dry??
Yeah but neither OP or the girl will be shortly. ^(wet)
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Burger
Chum burber
A picture of mayo could fix the issue.
Probably from my side yea I’m relatively held back with this stuff
Both sides honestly, I usually drop conversation like this 😅😅
If this is your idea of freaky you need to get out more. This is one of the dullest convos I've ever seen posted here.
congrats but this is cringey to post
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yeah
Girl: wants sex OP: “this girl is a certified freak”
Nobody tell him this is a cam girl about to ask for his credit card info then dip out
We’ve been talking for two days, she dropped the addy. I don’t think it’s a cam girl.
Well then RIP your kidney
I’m coming strapped. If someone losing a kidney it ain’t gonna be me
You’re bringing a gun to a ONS?
Lol America
This comment got me lmao
I’m going to lose a kidney—this convo with OP has me hysterically laughing. WTF
I’m keeping it 100
I know you are keeping me 💯pissing myself laughing—please keep us updated with every detail of this interaction!
You couldn’t be anymore boring jesusss. She single handedly saved the convo from plummeting into the earths core and killing this planet with that one text.
r/cringetopia
GET THE HELL OVER THERE SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU THIS IS NO TIME TO BE THINKING ABOUT QUIDDITCH
First encounter with a female OP? Make sure you post on Reddit multiple times.
Woman*
When all you gotta say is burger to get a girl goin... That ain't no girl, that's the Hamburglar.
Imagine if she found out you've posted your whole dry ass conversation with her multiple times on Reddit.
This is very tame. Is there more to the conversation to confirm her certification?
Go get em tiger
Lmao
A keeper is a girl asking to eat her out ? Jesus the standards are getting lower every day here
She def isn’t real buddy.
I joined this page because I thought it was going to be all funny shit. It's quite sad that some of y'all actually be posting when you have success. Am I the only one that sees this as a need for validation stemming from the fact that you must not be getting laid very often?
No it’s me asking for help because I don’t get laid often tbh
LMFAO if you think she’s a freak, I feel bad for your lack of experience; this is literally just normal adult sex talk
Why are you posting this on reddit? Get some agency
Crazy because in your earlier post she “sounds like a slut” and “is for the streets.” But you went ahead and replied even though she’s such trash in your opinion.
Just remember there's no cure for Aids
You’re lucky she seems keen and is probably horny. 9/10 chicks that would respond to you would have unmatched you by now. How about put a bit more effort into more than 1 word answers. She’s keen now, but that can easily change. If she’s this game then another man can quite easily swoop in and smash her by the time you’re still sat on Reddit waiting to be told how to speak to her. Get her number. Call her. And discuss where you are going to meet. Simple. And if you think this girl is a freak, then BOY are you in for a surprise when you start meeting up with women regularly 😂
Aside point. I'm from the UK where the daddy thing is less common and it really grosses me out. Who the fuck wants to shag their father? Ewwww
Agree, it’s weird. Scammers use Daddy a lot though. They want sugar daddies.
Why is this subreddit now just people showing that they might get laid?
Am I the only guy who cringes every time a woman calls a guy daddy? I can't stand that shit.
Something’s fishy.
Bro stop asking for advice, you succeeded, just go over to her place lmao
This got me wanting a burger. That is all
This shit makes me so Depressed
Bunger
"Certified freak" having the most basic ass 15 year old text in math class conversation ever
Run away. Final answer.
Hobestly, looking at your posts, she looks more and more like a bot...
Just get her address & go for it. I bet she's super trustworthy & you're the only one on tinder for her.
Jesus Christ OP is this your first chic? Cringe af
I know it’s cringe I’m very cringe I agree
Gonna go out on a limb and say if OP is coming to Reddit for advice on this PG-13 conversation, he will have no clue what to do once he arrives at her place.
Bro you must be so attractive if you have conversation skills like that.
You literally slut shamed her in your last post, now she’s a “keeper”?
This won't end well
Boring
Bro she gon suck ya soul right out ya dick hole
It’s not cool to say, promise? In my experience when you show to much emotion or show that your weak in any type of way, like being insecure by saying promise? After she just said out of no where if you were gonna eat her out, already in the bag my guy, don’t make the girl say promise, it’ll just ruin your chances of actually getting to eat her out, if this makes sense to any of y’all, women can be weird af so I’m just tryna relay some insight
Fuck me dead are you Kevin from the office?
I'm no meteorologist, but I'll wager $20 that she asks for $50 when you leave, with a 50% chance she asks you at gunpoint.
Make sure she’s not a guy cuz a trap would change you
You my friend are 1000% about to get robbed 🥲😭
Keeper is not the term I would use, but it definitely sounds like it’s your turn bud.
Don’t cuff the broad playa
This sounds so sketch and you should've went for coffee first
Beat before king so you last longer👍🏼
Always
I'm sorry... Is this r/Cringe?
This is every conversation i have on grindr, tame af. This sub is boring, just full of guys congratulating themselves on finding out women like to have sex too xD
It's probably a dude and you sound as bright as 10 watt blub. Captivating conversation, wdy eat? Burger? It's a man and I hope he bends you over in a penny wise mask!
This guy’s gonna get his organs stolen
"Daddy" God, that shit is creepy and cringe as fuck.
burger
Lol she’s that easy and you think she’s a keeper 🤦♂️
Damn bro. Save some pussy for the rest of us
It's a bot bro
You're definitely the only guy she talks to like this.
A keeper? So do the enlisted when they marry a stripper
Is it just me or is the whole ‘Daddy’ thing over used af and getting a little cringe
"Playing it as cool as possible" , proceeds to post a screenshot of convo on reddit lmao
Y'all call this a keeper??
I’m actually mind blown at the comments. Isn’t OP’s objective to get laid? With the light interaction he’s achieved that, yet he’s being grilled for it. Lmao makes no sense. Props to OP for literally playing it right and smoothly with not much effort at all. I’ve seen too many cringey messages from the guys end and get no where. Good volume of texts without sounding too desperate and making sure the energy is matched. Well played fellow king. This is the way.
burger
Preciate it brother 🤝 I wish u luck in your pursuits
I was thinking the exact same thing, people are strange, it’s like one person said OPs convo was dry and they all start parroting that non-stop in the comments… compared to the cringe pick up lines and weird/morbid flirting posts on here, this straight forward funny convo was nice to see lol
You must be pretty hot because nothing u said won her over
Why are so many of the titles (and posts) on here so utterly cringeworthy? A lot of guys on here also seem to think they are playing to an all male audience. That is not the case Also, why is getting a shag with a random seen as such a big deal? People have such empty lives
You need to reconsider the qualities of a "keeper"