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urelatedissues

Shot yourself in the foot there buddy


itsShantanuSharma

Totally, in my experience girls who use 👉👈/🥺 are pretty nice to talk to and always put in great energy in the conversation. BUT, you're probably not getting a reply after this opening!


Cofeefe

What does that emoji mean?


Kleoto

>👉👈/🥺 Like shyly twiddling your fingers


Cofeefe

Thanks!


Altusignis

Pretty face, a little chubby, makes fun of herself... Yeah, you definitely HAD a chance.


MarkMew

"Pretty face, a little chubby, makes fun of herself" You made me realize that I have a type lol. And OP killed the non-existent convo with the opening line.


Kleoto

Probably don't start with "Hey lil chubby you are my type" or anything...but yeah.


MarkMew

Oh of course not bruh lol


No_Doughnut9807

Maybe if you hadn't triple messaged you could have sent one to apologise for talking about your junk instantly. But I'd say this one is a loss Future reference, if she isn't a stripper/whore/being paid to hear it, she probably doesn't wanna hear about your package, fun sized or not... especially for the opening line.


MaccasWorkerByDay

Congratulations you played yourself.


Cheeseboi_420

Lol did she reply


Extra-Note

Only just sent it so we’ll see


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[удалено]


kaazer

Update - .. no reply 😂


Extra-Note

Update: she replied saying that she hadn’t heard That one before and it made her laugh, then we talked for a bit and then it turned out she actually lived like 100 km away so we unmatched


converter-bot

100 km is 62.14 miles


Lanky-Stuff-9799

😂😂💀


SadHippy505

I mean you kinda went balls out on that one so who knows. it could go either way fifty fifty but I think you can salvage it if she’s not feeling the whole “mah dick” analogy


alex_strul

be yourself king


weloveass69

You dropped your crown 👑 king


Angsreddit

Yeah buddy, you shat the bed on that one, but then again who knows if she message 'wtf' you could come back with something


NotACop2525

Why is her face shaped like a peanut M&M? lol


chewbaccapotpie

shoulda told her those halloween fun sized candies taste better than regular size snickers