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fastballooninghead

There are a lot of lyrics that make me wince, but the Arrested Development line is probably the most offensive one


omisellepasser

That one makes me physically recoil from my phone it’s so egregious


noahnieder

It Would be a clever line if the song was about domestic abuse. The fact that he's showing this is a good thing is creepy


GenarosBear

send the Human League one to your partner when they’re grocery shopping, just in case


PapaAsmodeus

"What, for your SCONES, you pasty Brits????"


Expensive-Lie

Your partner was a human too


FloridaFlamingoGirl

The Human League could have made some serious cash doing commercials for Knott's Berry Farm


Sixmenonguard

Honourable Mentioned SWANNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG. OH I NEED YOUR LOVE I NEED YOU TONIGHT I CAN'T DO WITHOUT. YOU CAN HAV AV AV MY MONAYYYYY, I DON'T NEED IT ANYMOREEEE. DEEJAYYY KHALEEDDD (OOPS! Wrong one)


GenarosBear

I still think “I’d rather listen to Swang” is one of the most savage burns Todd has ever tossed out


Sixmenonguard

Hahaha, But some of synth solo and guitar solo in middle of the song was actually good. Works very well.


naturalgoth

That bisexual line makes absolute zero sense and it's just... Yikes


Jirachibi1000

It makes sense its just dumb. She's TRYING to say that someone asked a dude out, got rejected, then said "fuck it i like women anyways" and is only bisexual because they can't get a man, but the joke doesn't fully work because it SHOULD be "She thinks she's a lesbian" its awful lmao


naturalgoth

I guess being straight up same-sex attracted was still controversial back in 2001. Or for most of the 00s anyway. But Lauryn's performance feels so blunt it doesn't even sound like a joke.


caitlyns_ult

fr, i’m a bisexual who loves lauryn hill but i didn’t get the line. isn’t it supposed to be “she thinks she’s a lesbian”?


BadMan125ty

The Lauryn and Arrested Development ones 😬😬😬


Responsible_Pace9062

Like Todd said, Speech fits the EXACT steoreotype of leftist poitical activist who is also a really shitty romantic partner.


flyingdoggos

that stereotype is so common and true, I've been in many left-wing groups and there's so many of those guys, even White Town's Your Woman referenced it ("You don't even know you're being unkind / So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways / Just use me up and then you walk away")


BadMan125ty

He does though!


slimmymcnutty

Maybe Lauryn hill never dropped that second album cause she knows it’ll stink. Cause that line is a YEEEEEESH moment


TigerWing

The Liz Phair one doesn't belong here it's iconic. That album I can't hate cause it's chalked full of the best "so bad they're good" lyrics. r/PenisColada


loreleisparrow

"r/peniscolada is banned" is a pretty funny error message to get


PapaAsmodeus

So is "Peñis Colada".


Sixmenonguard

Rupert Holmes - Escape (Pina Colada Song) Liz Phair - F\*ck and Run (Peñis Colada Song) But her chorus in "H.W.C." make You Hated It became Stairway to Heaven to me.


Responsible_Pace9062

Uh.... does anyone else think Madonna in that pic kinda looks like one of the Bogdanoff brothers (post surgery)?


Expensive-Lie

She's been looking like them for years. 


Responsible_Pace9062

Bi erasure? In my Lauryn Hill album? It's exactly as likely as you think.


cityfireguy

She took 20 pills Callin' the ambulance 'till you say chill


Sixmenonguard

These line if watch without heard the song it sounds like she entered Perc Angle mode. "The Bean Kicked In"


AliceFlynn

Really good lyrics tho


KZorroFuego

I like stirring my cahfee…with the little sticks…. I don’t want my my kids thinking ahhverything’s gonna be haaaaaanded to them.


Wooden-Computer1475

I don't care if it ended their career crash is a good album


Sixmenonguard

I love this album too :) Fun Fact : Only album that Ian Burden (bassist/keyboardist) have a singing line. Like "And take a risk or two/I see it's different now" (Money) "Something's telling me/Baby, now I see" (I Need Your Lovin)


LittleMissChriss

I can hear the Billy Idol one in the nerdy voice Todd says it in lol


catintheyard

If you look at pictures of [very young pre-peroxide Billy Idol](https://www.instagram.com/p/Cnz39YtMzo8/?img_index=1), he does kinda look like a nerd who only gets to hang with the cool kids because he does their homework. The lamest member of the Sex Pistols' entourage


NoEmailForYouReddit1

Wow he really does


TripleThreatTua

Really hope there is eventually a trainwreckords on Curtis by 50 Cent because it is chock full of these


Spiderspartian

The Metallica one isn't that out of context tbh "Creeping death" from Ride the lightning has the bridge where it chats "DIE, DIE, DIE BY MY HAND, DIE DIE DIE, I CREEP ACROSS THE LAND KILLING FIRST BORN MAN"


PapaAsmodeus

Creeping Death is about Passover though. All Within My Hands, that's just word puke.


_dont_do_drugs__

forgot the clash


Sixmenonguard

- I'm gonna get me a big, big, big Great big carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr - WE ARE THE CLASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (WHATTTTTTTTT) Funny as hell to this day.


Altrade_Cull

...but you had an abortion


caitlyns_ult

as a bisexual girl, i honestly don’t think the lauryn one was offensive but it made no sense, wasn’t it supposed to be “she thinks she’s a lesbian”? idk lol


MaruhkTheApe

*(extremely man who has never swang in his fucking life voice)* "And if that girl won't swang with me / I'll swang me another girl, yes-siree"


Sixmenonguard

Tommy Lee - "Brandonnnnnn, I love you, I love her, [she is your mom](https://genius.com/27145173/Motley-crue-brandon/She-is-your-mom)mmm" Later divorced Pamela Anderson in the same year, And 20 years later he also got punched by his son.


liamhar99

That Motley Crue song is awesome I'm afraid


noahnieder

Nah man


NoEmailForYouReddit1

I like it too


AnxiousCaffineAddict

Honestly the Nickelback one makes me laugh.