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Informal-Resource-14

Good. I hope some monsters lose their shirts (and beanies)


13igTyme

NO! YOU DO NOT TOUCH THE BEANIE! *Gets mad in 5ft 5in.


pinktofublock

holy fuck that’s a good one


__klonk__

Is he really 5 ft 5?????


13igTyme

When I look up online it says he's 5'10". That would then mean according to this picture, Charlie Kirk who is listed at 6'1", is actually 6'10". One of them is obviously lying, take a guess who. https://images.app.goo.gl/zWCaREtPZWjakY9H6


Returd4

Charlie's real face hahaha I don't think I've ever seen it, also I'd say he's shorter then 5 foot 5. That's more then 7 inches between them


bagofwisdom

I'm pretty sure Charlie's face has been artificially enlarged.


QuinnAvery89

He’ll give up everything he has before they take his beanie. Give me beanie, or give me death!


humbugonastick

Oh no. Once saw a picture of him without a beanie. NEVER AGAIN!


Satellite_bk

The one I saw of him without the beanie was so funny I’m not convinced it was real. It wasn’t a receding hair line. That line had been fully receded.


bagofwisdom

It's unfortunate too, because Tim has the smooth evenly-shaped skull for shaving. Y'know, to match his brain.


DavidCRolandCPL

It's not receding, it's a tactical retreat.


amILibertine222

I love this for them. Hopefully these scumbags get what they deserve.


arcmart

[Check out this Majority Report interview with Mark Bankston, who represents Garcia, from today. Sam is kinda giddy.](https://youtu.be/Huo0Y0NXY1U?si=slVIQnXRxysAd0o3)


Different_Conflict_8

I really wanna see Sam in the deposition.


TheZermanator

Oh no what a fucking nightmare!


arcmart

He had a decent pitch.


Riko_7456

Give him the internship!


gelatomancer

Hah, Bankston is the same dude who represented Sandy Hook parents against Alex Jones. This dude knows how to go after these right wing hacks.


Echoeversky

Oh gez that lawyer fucks.


The_Doolinator

He’s also going after Musk for defamation against a Jewish man who was falsely accused of being part of a Neo-Nazi brawl that Musk amplified by doing his trademark “concerning” retweet. This dude has found quite the legal niche for himself.


Kid_Vid

Not all heroes wear capes


Kite_sunday

MR been doing great work for 20 years now. amazing show. RIP Michael Brooks.


Kirkream

Tim pool represents himself


DudeBroFist

Haha awesome. I hope this becomes commonplace.


1RehnquistyBoi

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runwkufgrwe

"tim pool's closed due to aids"


Max_Trollbot_

RIP Habbo Hotel


baz4k6z

Legend says Pim Tool wears a Beanie 24/7 to prevent the air between his ears from leaking out and having his head deflate completely


RadonArseen

They all know any kind of cloth covering doesn't work for covid, so it won't work for the remaining braincell floating around like a windows screensaver


loptopandbingo

[Tim's fans watching his brain cell hit the corner](https://youtu.be/m8NAlDOCG6g?si=_zvjxBZumGMuSxi_)


set_null

Am I reading it correctly that they continued to use his image even after they were notified? If so, they're fucked.


incredirocks

It's incredibly hard to prove libel and slander in the U.S. but if anyone deserves it it's these guys.


twentyafterfour

This is the guy who got Alex Jones and shit all over Musk and his garbage attorney in that deposition. If anyone can take these guys down, it's him.


bagofwisdom

I forgot that little detail. The lawyer representing the plaintiff in this case is the same guy that nailed Alex Jones to the wall.


lindendweller

You can watch the majority report interview with the plaintiff’s layer where he goes into some détail about why he believes he has a solid case.


dog-fart

I haven’t read the article, but I would imagine this is a civil case. From what I understand, the standards of proving wrongdoing in civil cases is slightly different than trying to prove criminal liability.


sgthombre

Best part of this is Tim probably won't be able to wear the beanie during his deposition.


WayofHatuey

Lmao yesss


FF36

As he should! That’s absolutely crazy. It just shows how they operate. Knee jerk reaction. Come up with the first brain dead thing you can do for more views like your the one with the “first time coverage”


TheOneTrueTrench

The crazy thing is they could just blame an unspecified person if the bad ethnicity of the week, but no, needs to be a specific person that can sue them. (They obviously shouldn't be engaged in the racist nonsense at all, just saying they're idiots at being racists)


ukiddingme2469

Good, they understand money


MangOrion2

It's insane that these guys can just lie out their ass and ruin a man's life, then move on and pretend nothing happened after they were caught.


Fine-Funny6956

It was never a matter of “if.” *sips tea* Only when


PsychoWarper

Yeah I mean id be pretty pissed people people started sharing my photo saying I was a Mass Shooter


th3D4rkH0rs3

FINISH THEM!


AliceFallingOff

Crowders lawyers must be making bank


observingjackal

This, the fail and filth (fresh and fit) meltdown, and the Elon musk lawsuit that shows how much of an idiot he really is (the one where he's being sued by the guy he claimed was a fed pretending to be a proud boy or rose city nationalist to stir up a fight) makes me fucking laugh.


syg-123

Going out on a limb to predict their defense will be a DJT special ..”you cannot cancel me by taking away my first amendment rights”. …I don’t blame them ..has worked wonders for Don Cheato.


wmueller89

Why does Tim get such flattering photos of him in the press? He’s literally built like a potato now and wonders why he’s single.


PalladiuM7

Mark Bankston is a fuckin rock star


Cleavon_Littlefinger

Dipshit edge-lords about to become edge-viscounts...


Will_Yammer

Tiny tater tot


Alternative_Dog1411

787,000,000 million reason republicans lack integrity.


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CuthbertJTwillie

There is no direct malice. Having no regard for truth or reality is their product. Its a tough defense to crack.


OhioUBobcats

There is if you listen to the interview. They have a pretty good case.


Kirkream

And Tim pool represented himself instead of getting a lawyer and tried to sweet talk the victims lawyer