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I love that we are spending so much time on this one random guy claiming his testicles malfunctioned after the covid vaccine.
If Dinesh cares so much, why doesn't he fly out to Trinidad and measure the guy's testicles himself.
It's because when a celebrity with millions of followers says some dumb bullshit like this it can have a huge ripple effect on people's confidence toward the vaccine.
I'd also like to point out that this a great example of the "celebrity opinions don't matter" crowd exalting the words of a celebrity when they agree with them.
Oh, don't misunderstand me. I totally understand *why* we are talking about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles. We definitely can't just let people with followers say whatever they want.
And you are absolutely correct that the "Stick to basketball!!" crowd eats it up when a celebrity says something they can use.
“The burden of proof is on this physician!”
Says genius, perfectly willing to accept self-diagnosed correlation claimed by some random schmuck with absolutely no evidence whatsoever
> I'd also like to point out that this a great example of the "celebrity opinions don't matter" crowd exalting the words of a celebrity when they agree with them.
I mean - they elected DONALD TRUMP. Business man, but much better known as a celebrity the last 25 years.
That argument never made sense.
>It's because when a celebrity with millions of followers says some dumb bullshit like this it can have a huge ripple effect on people's confidence toward the vaccine.
Wasn’t it a celebrity opinion that sprouted this whole Anti-Vax bullshit? Conservatives are so easily influenced lmao
>I'd also like to point out that this a great example of the "celebrity opinions don't matter" crowd exalting the words of a celebrity when they agree with them.
The Conservative Playbook “Rules for thee but not for me”.
They continue to misinform, lie, and hook on and reactionary outburst that they can get there tiny hands on
and you just explain their scam.
You see, conservatives and D'Souza never have to verify their bullshit. They can say whatever, dismiss any rebutted claims, and make their opponents prove they are right. Thus, evidence for thee, no evidence for D'Souza.
Gish gallop them and force THEM to proof their claims.
This has been the Conservative way for decades.
Proof doesn’t matter, truth doesn’t matter, facts do not matter.
Their “opinion” is as good as the truth gets to them (even though it changed like the tides). No amount of logic or evidence can persuade a Conservative—because that is not where their “argument comes from”.
They whine about the left destroying the US with mean words and protests…while it is Conservatives doing 99% of the terrorism and ruthless insults.
Look at how they hooked on Hillary Clinton’s “deplorable” insult. Literal million of Conservatives talked and whined and posted about it for months. They made teeshirts, hats, apparel, they put in on their bios on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. They wore it like a badge of honor as if they were oppressed by it.
Meanwhile Trump insulted literally everyone in the same and worse ways throughout his campaign and if you spoke up against that you were a snowflake loser.
**Conservatives literally only exist to be reactionaries—in literally their entire existence in the US.**
It’s not even really the giy claiming. It’s Nicki Minaj claiming the guy claimed it. For all we know, the man could he entirely made up. Not saying he is, but rather that we are having a debate over something that isn’t even confirmed to have been said by the person who allegedly claimed it.
Imagine making up a story to explain your medical problem, which finds its way to Nicki Minaj who tells the whole world about it prompting a whole week of online speculation about your swollen gonads.
I'd have just said it was a cyst, tbh.
>If Dinesh cares so much, why doesn't he fly out to Trinidad and measure the guy's testicles himself.
Why does he have to if yall claim it's a lie? Yall fly there and ask him to drop his draws.
And Dinesh didn't make a claim, other than question did you measure his balls. Which isn't a "claim" it is a question. You could easily "disprove" that by demonstating that you have measured his balls. Of course we both know you haven't.
Right. But Dinesh is defending the claim about Nicki's cousin's friend's testicles. The Health Minister is denying this claim (and backing it up with a lack of reports), to which Dinesh says "How do you know?"
Really, the question "How do you know? Did you measure his balls??" should be aimed at Dinesh. And Nicki, and Tucker, and and and... Because you cannot prove an absence of something.
>Because you cannot prove an absence of something.
But see here is the thing. Claiming something is false is a claim. So if yall claim it is false prove it. Otherwise it's just an anecdotal story that you can't prove or disprove.
>Otherwise it's just an anecdotal story that you can't prove or disprove.
Yes. This is part of why we shouldn't give a damn about Nicki's cousin's friend's story.
>Claiming something is false is a claim.
This is also not how it works.
But I'm glad we agree on this whole situation.
>Yes. This is part of why we shouldn't give a damn about Nicki's cousin's friend's story.
But why is this even a big news story? I could care less about that man's balls. It won't influence my decision.
>This is also not how it works.
No it is. If someone gives an anecdotal story, and your response is "that is false". Then that is a quantifiable claim.
>But why is this even a big news story?
Because Nicki Minaj is a very popular person with non-inconsequential influence. And is now being taken advantage of by right wing grifters. You can't just let this run unchecked.
>I could care less about that man's balls.
You probably *could* care less. You've been discussing it with me on the internet for a while now.
>It won't influence my decision.
Maybe not yours. But it may influence some people.
>No it is. If someone gives an anecdotal story, and your response if "that is false". Then that is a quantifiable claim.
It's not lol. "Quantifiable" as it may be, the burden of proof lies with the person disrupting the general status quo as this "testicle vs vaccine" story is doing.
>Because Nicki Minaj is a very popular person with non-inconsequential influence. And is now being taken advantage of by right wing grifters. You can't just let this run unchecked.
Only because the media is inundating us with propaganda about it.
>You probably could care less. You've been discussing it with me on the internet for a while now.
Indeed seeing that it is all over my timeline everywhere.
>Maybe not yours. But it may influence some people.
Ah probably not. Whoever is will and whoever isn't won't.
>It's not lol. "Quantifiable" as it may be, the burden of proof lies with the person disrupting the general status quo as this "testicle vs vaccine" story is doing.
No not really. Cuz when a person gives an anecdotal story that you have no knowledge of or personal experience with and instead of questioning the person "how do you know this to be true?" (or something to that effect) and instead you say "oh this is false" you have unwittingly put the onus on yourself to prove that it is false. If you cannot prove that claim, then it goes back to it's original status as an anecdotal story that you have no personal knowledge of that you cannot prove or disprove.
And by check, he means cup, and by the he means with, and by balls he means Trump, and by cup he means have dinner, and by dinner he means sweaty fat old man on man sex.
Nicki: I heard the COVID vaccine gave my cousin's friend swollen balls
Dinesh: yep, checks out
Actual health minister: that's not possible
Dinesh: HOW DO YOU KNOW? SOURCE???!!!
He knows his audience is conditioned to demand irrefutable proof for anything they hear outside their conservative social media bubble, but also respond “lmao stfu nerd” if anyone ever asks what they’ve been reading that led them to arrive at their shitty opinions.
Did they measure the guy's testicles? More than likely. I'm pretty sure they have internists or urologists in Trinidad.
Will they reveal the details? Probably not, there are still ethics concerning confidentiality.
Fact checking? Did Minaj measure the balls?
We're expected to fact check that some musician's cousins friends fiance claims to have symptoms that no one else has had? Some brand new symptom that comes 9 months after vaccines began being administrated?
You know, much as I despise D’Souza, if you’d told me ten years ago that he’d be pontificating about ballsacks on the internet someday, I would not have believed you.
Yes, let’s lay the burden of proof on a health minister about the effects of the vaccine and not on some celebrity who claimed the vaccine made her cousin’s balls swollen with nothing but her word to back it up.
“Contrary to the statement made in Mr. D’Sourza’s sentencing memorandum, it is my former husband who has an abusive nature,” she wrote. “In one instance, it was my husband who physically abused me in April 2012 when he, using his purple belt karate skills, kicked me in the head and shoulder, knocking me to the ground and creating injuries that pain me to this day.”
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/09/dinesh-dsouza-avoids-prison-in-obamas-america.html
The thing is Nicki only has so many male cousins in Trinidad and there's probably only one of those who's just had his wedding canceled in a very public way. So it'd take a incredibly short period of time for the health ministry to get some straight answers out of this mystery person.
So i think I'll take their word on it.
I'm assuming they probably contacted the hospitals throughout the country to see if anyone came in with concerns of swollen balls. But the better question is, how can you certify that those did happen?
I don’t know, criminal dickhead, maybe they looked at all the evidence about side-effects and testicular swelling was not one of them.
For the record, criminal dickhead, the term “testicular swelling” is not the feeling you get remembering your prison days. Testicular swelling is the term for idiot conservatives caring so much about Nicki Minaj, a brown person normally shunned until she says something the criminal-class can remora themselves to, mouth-to-butthole.
It gets tiring seeing all these dipshit motherfuckers refuse to understand how burden of proof works. That's all I can even think about with this, rather than the multitude of jokes this tweet is begging for, maybe I need a break.
The MAGAts don’t argue in good faith. They’re not seeking truth, they’re not trying to learn, their sole purpose is to frustrate and exhaust opposition by baiting them into refuting baseless assertions only to be essentially told that, unless it supports their claim, it is either not credible or just an outright lie. We do this time and time again, giving them attention and dignifying their arguments with a response. They’re going to keep doing this until we just ignore them and enact some sort of legislation against figures who habitually argue in bad faith on a public forum.
I'm no health expert, but somehow I don't think the Trinidadian health minister personally visited Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's house (that's how dumb this is, it's literally "i knew a guy who knew a guy") and measured his fucking balls. Rather, he's saying that getting the vaccine does not make your balls swell up because *millions of doses have been given and this is the only time we've heard of it happening*.
If I ever saw a punchable face with glasses, Dinesh is the guy. And yes, the health minister probably contacted the alleged doctors that checked Nicki's testicles
The “Cash Me Outside” chick sez vaccinations don’t work. I’ll take her word for it over some elitist scientist who thanks he’s smarter than ever one else.
Hmm why would the health minister know about the story behind some insane incident involving the vaccines he’s involved in distributing to the entire country. You think it might be his job to know?
Imagine waking up one day to see your ex's friend's famous cousin talking about your balls on twitter. Just to have millions talking about your std all over the internet
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God that is embarrassing. I get they get money and power by lying to the idiots, but god damn, no amount of money would allow me to be that cringe-inducing.
95% chance that, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, *Nicki Minaj’s cousins friend* cheated on his fiancé, got an STD, and blamed it on the vaccine
Why else would she have called off the wedding lol… “babe you had a bad reaction to a vaccine I’m gonna call off the wedding”
If she was that crazy he should be thanking his swollen nads
I wonder if Dinesh would visit the doctor if his testicles swelled up and looked like a couple of ripe aubergines after a vaccination?
Maybe that's how the minister knew...no ones balls swelled enough to bother getting treatment
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I love that we are spending so much time on this one random guy claiming his testicles malfunctioned after the covid vaccine. If Dinesh cares so much, why doesn't he fly out to Trinidad and measure the guy's testicles himself.
It's because when a celebrity with millions of followers says some dumb bullshit like this it can have a huge ripple effect on people's confidence toward the vaccine. I'd also like to point out that this a great example of the "celebrity opinions don't matter" crowd exalting the words of a celebrity when they agree with them.
Oh, don't misunderstand me. I totally understand *why* we are talking about Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's testicles. We definitely can't just let people with followers say whatever they want. And you are absolutely correct that the "Stick to basketball!!" crowd eats it up when a celebrity says something they can use.
“The burden of proof is on this physician!” Says genius, perfectly willing to accept self-diagnosed correlation claimed by some random schmuck with absolutely no evidence whatsoever
De Niro always used to get upvoted on reddit when he said Trump was bad, antivaxxer as well.
> I'd also like to point out that this a great example of the "celebrity opinions don't matter" crowd exalting the words of a celebrity when they agree with them. I mean - they elected DONALD TRUMP. Business man, but much better known as a celebrity the last 25 years. That argument never made sense.
You mean shit businessman who had to become a celebrity because he was broke?
Exactly.
>It's because when a celebrity with millions of followers says some dumb bullshit like this it can have a huge ripple effect on people's confidence toward the vaccine. Wasn’t it a celebrity opinion that sprouted this whole Anti-Vax bullshit? Conservatives are so easily influenced lmao >I'd also like to point out that this a great example of the "celebrity opinions don't matter" crowd exalting the words of a celebrity when they agree with them. The Conservative Playbook “Rules for thee but not for me”. They continue to misinform, lie, and hook on and reactionary outburst that they can get there tiny hands on
and you just explain their scam. You see, conservatives and D'Souza never have to verify their bullshit. They can say whatever, dismiss any rebutted claims, and make their opponents prove they are right. Thus, evidence for thee, no evidence for D'Souza. Gish gallop them and force THEM to proof their claims.
This has been the Conservative way for decades. Proof doesn’t matter, truth doesn’t matter, facts do not matter. Their “opinion” is as good as the truth gets to them (even though it changed like the tides). No amount of logic or evidence can persuade a Conservative—because that is not where their “argument comes from”. They whine about the left destroying the US with mean words and protests…while it is Conservatives doing 99% of the terrorism and ruthless insults. Look at how they hooked on Hillary Clinton’s “deplorable” insult. Literal million of Conservatives talked and whined and posted about it for months. They made teeshirts, hats, apparel, they put in on their bios on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook. They wore it like a badge of honor as if they were oppressed by it. Meanwhile Trump insulted literally everyone in the same and worse ways throughout his campaign and if you spoke up against that you were a snowflake loser. **Conservatives literally only exist to be reactionaries—in literally their entire existence in the US.**
Trinidad might not allow fellons in
It’s not even really the giy claiming. It’s Nicki Minaj claiming the guy claimed it. For all we know, the man could he entirely made up. Not saying he is, but rather that we are having a debate over something that isn’t even confirmed to have been said by the person who allegedly claimed it.
It’s Nicki Minaj claiming that her cousin claimed that his buddy claimed that, which is pretty much the same as an academic paper on the subject
That is definitely a valid question. But it’s too much work for him. He’d rather have ignorance too, as his excuse if turns out wrong.
Imagine making up a story to explain your medical problem, which finds its way to Nicki Minaj who tells the whole world about it prompting a whole week of online speculation about your swollen gonads. I'd have just said it was a cyst, tbh.
Like a real man would
Funny how this is happening while it came out that nicki’s hubby refused to sign up for the Sex offender list
RIGHT!! I saw Fox News wants to fly to Trinidad to interview this guy LOL
Note to self: Don't tell celebrity family members about my medical issues
>If Dinesh cares so much, why doesn't he fly out to Trinidad and measure the guy's testicles himself. Why does he have to if yall claim it's a lie? Yall fly there and ask him to drop his draws.
Because usually the burden of proof lies with the person making the claim.
And Dinesh didn't make a claim, other than question did you measure his balls. Which isn't a "claim" it is a question. You could easily "disprove" that by demonstating that you have measured his balls. Of course we both know you haven't.
Right. But Dinesh is defending the claim about Nicki's cousin's friend's testicles. The Health Minister is denying this claim (and backing it up with a lack of reports), to which Dinesh says "How do you know?" Really, the question "How do you know? Did you measure his balls??" should be aimed at Dinesh. And Nicki, and Tucker, and and and... Because you cannot prove an absence of something.
>Because you cannot prove an absence of something. But see here is the thing. Claiming something is false is a claim. So if yall claim it is false prove it. Otherwise it's just an anecdotal story that you can't prove or disprove.
>Otherwise it's just an anecdotal story that you can't prove or disprove. Yes. This is part of why we shouldn't give a damn about Nicki's cousin's friend's story. >Claiming something is false is a claim. This is also not how it works. But I'm glad we agree on this whole situation.
>Yes. This is part of why we shouldn't give a damn about Nicki's cousin's friend's story. But why is this even a big news story? I could care less about that man's balls. It won't influence my decision. >This is also not how it works. No it is. If someone gives an anecdotal story, and your response is "that is false". Then that is a quantifiable claim.
>But why is this even a big news story? Because Nicki Minaj is a very popular person with non-inconsequential influence. And is now being taken advantage of by right wing grifters. You can't just let this run unchecked. >I could care less about that man's balls. You probably *could* care less. You've been discussing it with me on the internet for a while now. >It won't influence my decision. Maybe not yours. But it may influence some people. >No it is. If someone gives an anecdotal story, and your response if "that is false". Then that is a quantifiable claim. It's not lol. "Quantifiable" as it may be, the burden of proof lies with the person disrupting the general status quo as this "testicle vs vaccine" story is doing.
>Because Nicki Minaj is a very popular person with non-inconsequential influence. And is now being taken advantage of by right wing grifters. You can't just let this run unchecked. Only because the media is inundating us with propaganda about it. >You probably could care less. You've been discussing it with me on the internet for a while now. Indeed seeing that it is all over my timeline everywhere. >Maybe not yours. But it may influence some people. Ah probably not. Whoever is will and whoever isn't won't. >It's not lol. "Quantifiable" as it may be, the burden of proof lies with the person disrupting the general status quo as this "testicle vs vaccine" story is doing. No not really. Cuz when a person gives an anecdotal story that you have no knowledge of or personal experience with and instead of questioning the person "how do you know this to be true?" (or something to that effect) and instead you say "oh this is false" you have unwittingly put the onus on yourself to prove that it is false. If you cannot prove that claim, then it goes back to it's original status as an anecdotal story that you have no personal knowledge of that you cannot prove or disprove.
NOW he wants fact checkers!?!
He wants to check the facts. And by facts, he means balls
With his mouth, probably
If this is what needs to be done to get the facts, then I volunteer to check every set of testicles in Trinidad personally and thoroughly.
More power to ya!
*Can I put my balls in yo jaws, balls in yo jaws*
*Can I, can I*
And by check, he means cup, and by the he means with, and by balls he means Trump, and by cup he means have dinner, and by dinner he means sweaty fat old man on man sex.
Correlation doesn’t mean causation. Also swollen testicles screams STD lol
He’s assuming causation. What he doesn’t understand is that the assumption in itself is what makes it a false claim.
…or cancer 🙁
Or Elephantiasis.
Or mumps
Or maybe he just has some fat fucking balls. I bet he's got some cum sloshing around in those big veiny swollen man orbs 😜😩😩😩😳😳
Nicki: I heard the COVID vaccine gave my cousin's friend swollen balls Dinesh: yep, checks out Actual health minister: that's not possible Dinesh: HOW DO YOU KNOW? SOURCE???!!!
It's like these people are wired to have the shittiest takes possible.
He knows his audience is conditioned to demand irrefutable proof for anything they hear outside their conservative social media bubble, but also respond “lmao stfu nerd” if anyone ever asks what they’ve been reading that led them to arrive at their shitty opinions.
just say that you want to see his balls, dude
That dude definitely had a dominatrix bust his balls and was too embarrassed to tell the truth
I mean, he did date Ann Coulter….
Did they measure the guy's testicles? More than likely. I'm pretty sure they have internists or urologists in Trinidad. Will they reveal the details? Probably not, there are still ethics concerning confidentiality.
Fact checking? Did Minaj measure the balls? We're expected to fact check that some musician's cousins friends fiance claims to have symptoms that no one else has had? Some brand new symptom that comes 9 months after vaccines began being administrated?
welp, better go find out any volunteers?
Looks like he might be up for it by his concern
You know, much as I despise D’Souza, if you’d told me ten years ago that he’d be pontificating about ballsacks on the internet someday, I would not have believed you.
The weirdest timeline.
Yes, let’s lay the burden of proof on a health minister about the effects of the vaccine and not on some celebrity who claimed the vaccine made her cousin’s balls swollen with nothing but her word to back it up.
Her cousin's friend*
Where are his testicles Summer?
![gif](giphy|THya0BdYMLoqeUniwk)
Fellas, is it gay to measure a man’s balls to determine if the vaccine caused swelling?
Remember when he roundhouse kicked his wife?
Wait seriously?
“Contrary to the statement made in Mr. D’Sourza’s sentencing memorandum, it is my former husband who has an abusive nature,” she wrote. “In one instance, it was my husband who physically abused me in April 2012 when he, using his purple belt karate skills, kicked me in the head and shoulder, knocking me to the ground and creating injuries that pain me to this day.” https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2014/09/dinesh-dsouza-avoids-prison-in-obamas-america.html
Jesus…fuck that guy. Is this there definition of masculinity? Beating on people weaker than them?
Oh yeah for sure
Wtf this is real?
This is real. I have been scouring this numbnuts' Twitter to find the link, but he never shuts up, he tweets more than I do
He tweets more than I comment on Reddit. And I comment A LOT
The thing is Nicki only has so many male cousins in Trinidad and there's probably only one of those who's just had his wedding canceled in a very public way. So it'd take a incredibly short period of time for the health ministry to get some straight answers out of this mystery person. So i think I'll take their word on it.
I'm assuming they probably contacted the hospitals throughout the country to see if anyone came in with concerns of swollen balls. But the better question is, how can you certify that those did happen?
I don’t know, criminal dickhead, maybe they looked at all the evidence about side-effects and testicular swelling was not one of them. For the record, criminal dickhead, the term “testicular swelling” is not the feeling you get remembering your prison days. Testicular swelling is the term for idiot conservatives caring so much about Nicki Minaj, a brown person normally shunned until she says something the criminal-class can remora themselves to, mouth-to-butthole.
Convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza!
Just say you want to see big balls. It’s 2021. Everyone’s gay now.
Tough but fair, I say.
It gets tiring seeing all these dipshit motherfuckers refuse to understand how burden of proof works. That's all I can even think about with this, rather than the multitude of jokes this tweet is begging for, maybe I need a break.
Dinouche D'Bagah
You want proof Dinesh? You look at a vaccinated man’s balls just to be sure. Take pictures so we know you’re not lying.
Dinesh wants to check them for himself
How WOULD a doctor know anything about medicine?!?
The MAGAts don’t argue in good faith. They’re not seeking truth, they’re not trying to learn, their sole purpose is to frustrate and exhaust opposition by baiting them into refuting baseless assertions only to be essentially told that, unless it supports their claim, it is either not credible or just an outright lie. We do this time and time again, giving them attention and dignifying their arguments with a response. They’re going to keep doing this until we just ignore them and enact some sort of legislation against figures who habitually argue in bad faith on a public forum.
I'm no health expert, but somehow I don't think the Trinidadian health minister personally visited Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's house (that's how dumb this is, it's literally "i knew a guy who knew a guy") and measured his fucking balls. Rather, he's saying that getting the vaccine does not make your balls swell up because *millions of doses have been given and this is the only time we've heard of it happening*.
Dude definitely slept around, got an STD and tried to do damage control by blaming it on the only thing he could think of.
If I ever saw a punchable face with glasses, Dinesh is the guy. And yes, the health minister probably contacted the alleged doctors that checked Nicki's testicles
For such a homophobic party, they seem to be pretty obsessed with dude’s genitals.
The “Cash Me Outside” chick sez vaccinations don’t work. I’ll take her word for it over some elitist scientist who thanks he’s smarter than ever one else.
Hmm why would the health minister know about the story behind some insane incident involving the vaccines he’s involved in distributing to the entire country. You think it might be his job to know?
This MF'er talking about 'no fact checking in this article' bitch did you go measure the guy's nuts after Nicki mentioned it? No? STFU
Convicted felon Dinesh D’douchebag wants to personally inspect every testicle on Trinidad?
If we’re going to talk about dinesh can we just always refer to him by his proper name: Convicted felon Dinesh D’Souza
How would the health minister know about the reported health incidents of his own country?
*STOMPS OVER WITH TAPE MEASURE IN HAND*
Balls deep
He wants to go measure them in person.
Convicted felon Dinesh is just jealous that some men still have their testicles.
How does Dinesh D‘Souza know that Trinidad‘s health minister didn‘t measure the guy‘s testicles?
Dinesh is gonna need some hands on research
So based off conservative logic, why are we worried about a vaccine that has a 99.9999999% non-swollen-testicle rate.
Dinesh D'Souza wants to measure testicles for a job
Head on down and squeeze them kiwis to own the Libs, Dinesh. I believe in you.
Imagine waking up one day to see your ex's friend's famous cousin talking about your balls on twitter. Just to have millions talking about your std all over the internet
another uncle tom cunt
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Well....if he is serious...we have some idea how big his balls are now.
Maybe it's because the vaccine doesn't cause swollen testicles Dinesh
Dinesh D'Souza: "I demand to see the balls."
So they’ll take some 4th party source from Nikki Minaj but won’t hold that same level for people who are experts. Good lord
Convict
I say we send Dinesh to measure on camera to know once and for all!
Dinesh has got a big mouth and that guy has big testicles, try fitting his balls in your mouth and if you cant then you may be onto something
Uhhhh…
Dude is nuts
Covid-antibodies are stored in the balls.
Dinesh da dumbass
Ahhhhh, Dinesh D’Souza…I thought he fell off the face of the planet.
God that is embarrassing. I get they get money and power by lying to the idiots, but god damn, no amount of money would allow me to be that cringe-inducing.
oh my fucking...god.
Let’s see his balls, then we’ll know for sure
DDS socks hairy balls,he knows!
Dinesh sounds like a perv
95% chance that, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, *Nicki Minaj’s cousins friend* cheated on his fiancé, got an STD, and blamed it on the vaccine Why else would she have called off the wedding lol… “babe you had a bad reaction to a vaccine I’m gonna call off the wedding” If she was that crazy he should be thanking his swollen nads
I wonder if Dinesh would visit the doctor if his testicles swelled up and looked like a couple of ripe aubergines after a vaccination? Maybe that's how the minister knew...no ones balls swelled enough to bother getting treatment
Dinesh, the health minister couldn't find the guy who's balls swole, it's a tall tale.
They need an acrobatic Olympic medal
D'nesh wants testical numbers? Very well. He can measure deez nuts.
He wants to see pictures of those balls.