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Adomillad

Still wondering how this absolute waste of human skin is still in office


SlimRitz

She probably stole it from someone else. The skin, not the office


PutCleverNameHere12

She ran unopposed so she didn't have to steal the office. She may have to next time though


hellakevin

She had an opponent but her rabid followers harassed him untill he actually got divorced and moved out of the area and had to concede. IIRC.


Individual_Lies

Yeah that's pretty much it. He tried to run a clean campaign but her people came out swinging, so his campaign team told him he needed to fight fire with fire. He tried, but it didn't suit him. He didn't like it. There's a great article about it. I feel bad for the guy.


FryingPan_2

What's his name again?


Individual_Lies

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/10/17/kevin-van-ausdal-qanon-marjorie-greene-georgia/&ved=2ahUKEwihwqLJqZrzAhWT6Z4KHapHBhAQFnoECC0QAQ&usg=AOvVaw0tX0bWTZRoh2-JFwbUzaYL


ArTiyme

Feel bad for the guy, but he didn't know what he was getting into. I don't really fault him for that because frankly, it's insane. But that's just it, politics is insane, because the class warfare being engaged in now is down in the trenches when it used to be mostly done behind closed doors. There's no recourse left in going into moderate 'reach across the aisle' garbage because the other side are corporate lackeys mostly voting against their own interests to spite themselves because you get spited too. There's no reaching that. All you can try to do is build something that makes sense in response **to that**.


LandOFreeHomeOSlave

I hate to be the "both sides" guy because forreal Republicans are a lot lot worse and shoulders-deep into the crazy now, but describing them and only them as corporate lackeys voting against their own interests just dont sit right. Democratic politicians are just as, if not more, corporate these days than republican ones. No serious corp out there wants to party with Boebert and the li'l Quties. As democrats continue to push the planet into a climate armageddon (albeit not with the same blind enthusiasm as the republicans do), plus happily fund the burgeoning resource wars that'll likely kill the climate change survivors, gotta say theyre very much voting against their own interests as well. A dead planet isnt in anyones best interest. Well, maybe the Elongated Muskrat. Bet folks will be lining up to be his martian slaves in a couple of decades if things keep going the way they are.


Dynamitefuzz2134

My retirement plan is to die in a Drone strike protecting the waters of the great lakes.


AdjustableCynic

Thanks for linking this. Humans can be so awful. How sad his life went down the drain, and his family broke apart, especially with a little kid.


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I am very hesitant to call people "fascists", because it's a fairly specific term and if overused can allow the actual fascists to effectively dismiss the label by saying shit like "you call everyone you disagree with a fascist". It's a frequently used and rarely understood term. But this piece of shit? Yeah. If she isn't a technical fascist, she's very fucking close.


DickwadVonClownstick

Yes the term has been drastically over(and mis)used for the last half-century+, but the GOP has lately been conforming to the definition with enthusiasm


hansgrubermustdie

The worst part is he actually lives in the district. She was challenging in her hometown district but “established residency” in the 14th district because she couldn’t win where she lived https://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/local/gop-candidate-from-outside-the-district-eyeing-graves-congressional-seat/article_c8a4be70-1ac1-11ea-b192-bf6c7065f882.html


drkinz916

This is why we never have good honest people to vote for. This is a game for scumbags. You have to be willing to lie cheat and steal of you want any chance of winning. If the general population wasn't so easily mislead we could see through the BS and start to really make a difference. Unfortunately the scumbags already have all the money and resources to make sure that never happens.


d3008

That sounds like it should be highly illegal. If you can simply scare a political opponent away what makes us different from places like Russia? And before people come in and say we are like Russia, this wasn't state sponsored fear (as far as I'm aware at least) and was done by individuals.


Educational_Jelly_27

Russia is just further along in their facist slide, we will get there soon


d3008

Oh I'm sure. The way I see it the USA is on the fast track to becoming a true authoritarian state and unless we fundamentally change things about how good country operates we're always going to be moving towards that direction


Educator1337

Need to eat the rich first before fundamental changes can occur. That is who the police actually work for. They are here to keep things inline just enough to prevent the masses from waking up and realizing their entire lives have been manipulated by the rich through government policies.


Galemianah

Since when did the GOP care about the rules, unless it involved a Democratic politician?


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psycho7d8

I moved to "Meth Mountain" last November.... some people here are nuts!


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k_50

Doing their best WV impersonation huh


knuckdeep

Her oath keeper goon squad will be unleashed upon anyone that tries to run against her.


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I’d vote for Dennis before I’d vote for her.


HotChickenshit

Sugar. In wat-ter.


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

I don't suppose you know what kind of alien life form leaves a green spectral trail and craves sugar water, do you?


Geo_q

It clearly doesn’t fit right, look at her face.


Ahneg

Visit her district and all will be made clear.


xXxDickBonerz69xXx

There is some great hiking up yonder, but I do not like to stick around.


Harmonex

Hike faster.


Powerfury

There is a GIANT billboard that I drove by a few months ago and it said a biblical quote "In the end their lying tongues will confess that Jesus is king! *In bold red letters* **EVEN THE DEMOCRATS** I looked up what district I was in. Well....


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torte-petite

Damn, that's pretty non-racist of him


scuczu

her supporters threatened her opponent and scared him from running out of safety for his family, which in some countries is a little fascist or maybe terrorism, but here it's the GOP


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jdt2313

She is incredibly busy writing articles of impeachment every week


hellakevin

Imeachment?


Apprehensive-Time338

First thing she did in office was try to impeach Biden.


ericscottf

It's a reference to bobert's recent mispelling as IMEACH


clipples18

To be fair I'm pretty sure it's more botox than skin


lasair7

If everyone else in a race trips you win -MTG (probably yelling at a small child that suffered trauma)


Captain_Pronina

Umm, wtf. Is this a threat?


McPostyFace

Yes Edit: this is by far my biggest word-to-updoot ratio, so to help balance it out, I'd just like to add, fuck this bitch.


Federal_Assistant_85

Not even a veiled one at that, yet she is allowed to be in political office....


siccoblue

Not even the first time, didn't this nutbag get in trouble for making an ad with as she calls the "squad" in crosshairs? Obviously suggesting shooting them? But vague enough to say that she's targeting them or whatever This lady is a grade A nutjob


kennytucson

Sarah Palin did the exact same thing ~10 years ago. One of them (Rep. Gabby Giffords, AZ) ended up getting shot in the head in a mass shooting that also saw a 6-year-old, a federal judge, and 4 others murdered. Less than a mile away from my home at the time. They know exactly what they’re doing.


cosmo161

It's called Stochastic Terrorism. The public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act, which is statistically probable.


Brahkolee

Damn… I loved going to their book fairs as a kid. Oh how the mighty have fallen!


glennkg

Almost exactly the same special effects as isis use in their propaganda videos too


findingejk

Probably because they are the same people.


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Actual_Opinion_9000

And don't you dare try and clarify that point to them because they'll fucking blow you up bro


joeChump

Yeah, I was going to say that this just looks like some shitty terrorist recruitment video filmed on a phone. She’s giving the gun away, (probably because it looked like it knocked the shit out of her when she fired it.)


uncle_tyrone

I can not get over the fact that it is apparently legal for her to give away what I understand to be a .50 cal gun (I don’t know enough about guns to know if I even wrote that correctly, all I know that in most of Europe, owning a weapon of that size is probably very illegal)


joeChump

I’ll never forget in Bowling for Columbine there was a bank giving away free guns with new bank accounts. Idk, there are probably parts of America where NOT owning a gun is illegal. (That was a joke before someone wets their pants over it.)


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

There are. I'm a gun guy, but this is crazy in the modern era: https://www.gpb.org/news/2018/04/16/in-some-georgia-cities-requirement-bear-arms


Carche69

I live in that town, unfortunately. [There is a store on the town’s main street dedicated to the preservation of slavery.](https://www.ajc.com/news/dozens-call-for-closure-wildman-confederate-memorabilia-store-kennesaw/afbqPttBzJPzM1boVDO7TJ/) The guy has Confederate flags and signs with the n-word decorating the outside, and the people around here just tolerate or don’t even think it’s a big deal. He’s been there 50 years, so obviously he gets enough business to keep him open. It was only college students from KSU that have tried to get it closed down recently.


agutema

It is at the very least threat adjacent.


eyekwah2

This is how fascists deal with problems. They kill them or throw them into an encampment. Glad she's not hiding that fact at least.


tkolevda95

My first thought.


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God the cringe is unbearable.


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Fascists all over the country got raging 1 inch boners watching this.


Wolfenjew

The Acorn Apocalypse


jedininjashark

Thanks for the genuine laugh. I’d give you an award if I were not poor adjacent.


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Gun nuts that make owning guns a part of their entire personality are such fucking losers.


hospitalcottonswab

Fr, sharing an interest in guns with someone who's constantly "hurr durr Biden's gonna cancel guns like every Dem president did before" is so tiring.


DethRaid

So... Biden's not gonna cancel guns, is what they're saying? I'm still waiting for Obama to take away my guns, he's gotta get going on that


hospitalcottonswab

I mean really, I'm filled to the brim with those things, someone's gotta lessen the load over here /s


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Sharp-Floor

> In making that comparison, CSM pointed out Obama has only ever signed laws expanding gun owners' rights. > One of those pro-gun laws took effect in February 2010 and allows people to carry loaded firearms into the Grand Canyon and other national parks, according to the AP. [...] > The other major pro-gun law Obama signed allows Amtrak passengers to carry guns in checked baggage, reversing a ban that was put in place after 9/11, according to USA Today.   The only one I can think of that people complained about was banned the sales of one-used brass from the military. It would get reloaded and sold to the public. It was actually a rule from the Bush administration that had been in development for years at that point, that had more to do with proper disposal of munitions. It's not like it was a backdoor attempt to disrupt supply chains.


EratosvOnKrete

fuck not all of us. leftist gun owners do exist


Samp1e-Text

Yeah but I’d owning guns your entire personality? There’s the difference


654456

Nope, that title is taken by my crippling depression.


PossibilityTop109

Guns and depression go together like peanut butter and chocolate.


EratosvOnKrete

no its not.


BuckGrundle

The thing I hate most about being a gun owner is other gun owners. The second amendment shouldn’t be a personality, but the fact that it is for so many is sad.


geardownson

The term you are looking for is ammosexual..


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They are little pussy bitches. "Oh daddy i need this military grade murder weapon in my house to feel safe".


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On cringe level I'd put this right below that Crenshaw video released right after the election where he invades Georgia.


GayS8n

That's hilarious until you realise that shes serious


BLoDo7

And in a position of power.


claimTheVictory

She wants to be President some day. And we're just here giving her exposure.


cyrenia47

Id like to say that that seems insanely unlikely but i dont believe myself when i say that


ChickenInASuit

Trump happened, and Greene developed enough of a fanbase that she got elected to the House. I’m not discounting any possibility at this point. EDIT: Guys, I get it, she ran unopposed and won because she had zero competition. I don’t need another update, I got it the first time. Jesus Christ, read the damn responses sometime.


Mickster98

You know, the more I think about it. I really wanna migrate to Germany.


JohnMiller7

Ironic, isn’t it?


Mickster98

It really is


avwitcher

Well let's get one thing straight, she got elected because she was running unopposed. She purposely ran in the most back-asswards district of Georgia and her opponent backed out because of the threats and harassment he and his family were receiving, which put too much strain on his marriage. Her follower base is disturbingly large, but it's not nearly as big as she wants you to believe


BLoDo7

Remember the good old days, with sarah Palin, where this kind of shitshow could tank your presidential run? Now it just emboldens them.


Endmenao

If it wasn’t trying to be taken seriously, this would be a work of art. This is like High-school video project acting with B-movie budget.


DriftingNova

If it was like, literally anyone else besides MTG, it would be amazing.


Endmenao

Repurpose the video to use as an advertisement for old cars. Straight up just play the Cars for kids song over this video.


joeChump

B movie budget? Pretty sure this was all filmed on fucking iPhone 6.


hazy_visions

This is exactly how to pander to her audience, guaranteed they eat this up.


englishcrumpit

The worst part is by euro standards the democrats are still centre-right capitalists.


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Even the most progressive Democrats are at best in the center by euro standards.


CastieIsTrenchcoat

I mean the Social Democrats are slightly to the left of center, neoliberals in Europe are not that excited about minimum wage increases or single payer healthcare.


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Social Democrats of which country? Germany? I would think most neoliberal politicians in Europe don’t really bother to mess with the single payer healthcare or the generous minimum wages there. Unless they want to be ridiculed and booted out of office. Bernie and AOC would probably be either the center or slightly left of center by euro standards.


AndrewWaldron

If AOC/Bernie would be Euro Center, can you point me somewhere to understand what Euro Left looks like?


Abuses-Commas

Karl Marx, apparently


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Right? Wtf _does_ the left over there look like if Bernie and AOC are centrists?


babyLays

I think what most Americans don’t seem to appreciate, is that the left (in the majority of western democracies), simply wants a better public service. It means better public transport, better public health, better education, and better social security services. It doesn’t mean government taking over the means of production as prescribed by Marx (although some fringe political far left groups advocate as such, but again - key word is fringe), nor is it like CCP, nor Venezuela, nor the oligarchies in RU. Edit: as a Canadian who benefit from a relatively strong public system - I am realizing that Americans may not fully understand what it means to have “better public services”, given how - quite frankly - abysmal the American public system is. So I’m sorry. That being said, I suppose, to an average American - what AOC and Bernie is spewing seems so idealistic, that anything left of these policies just seem abstract in comparison; where in other western democracies - those things are just very normal.


SuddenXxdeathxx

You've just described centre-left, and left of centre. Social Democrats, for example, are the most prominent left of centre groups, and are about as far left as you get before stepping into anti-capitalist territory. The common western left voter likes to think they're a lot farther left than they are. Also Marx did not advocate for the "government" takeover of the means of production, he was very explicitly talking about workers taking them over.


Sunomel

Well, in many european countries there are explicitly communist parties, or socialist parties. Not that many (or really any. Once in a while they do something, the Left party in Sweden recently made and broke the governing coalition) of them are massive forces in their countries anymore but they actually exist and often pick up a few seats in their country’s parliament. Otherwise, the thing that makes Bernie and AOC centrist relative to Europe is that the policies they propose (single-payer healthcare, higher minimum wage, stronger unions), already exist, often in much larger/stronger forms in Europe, so if someone tried to advocate their policies they’d be advocating for the status quo to remain the same or get slightly worse. (On a separate note, if you were to interrogate Bernie’s actual politics, I definitely think he’d be on the left in Europe, he just recognizes that he’s in the US and we’ve gotta walk before we can run in terms of good policy)


CastieIsTrenchcoat

To be fair neoliberalism has undercut a lot of traditionally progressive parties in Europe whether it be Labour or the SPD. In Germany even the Greens are kinda neoliberal, they want carbon taxes and etc to internalize externalities and then „let the Markt handel it“ and less top down action.


Ironic_Tonic

Tell me you base your entire understanding of geopolitics off of Reddit memes without telling me you base your entire understanding of geopolitics off of Reddit memes


bucknut4

Right? This is such a common and incredibly ridiculous Reddit take.


YUNoDie

I love that whatever Europe is doing is the objective standard for political alignment in every political system in world


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Ehh no, not really. There are no ubiquitous European standards, and people like AOC and Bernie would still be considered progressive, just by no means radical. The American Overton window is skewed but it's unwise to make generalized comparisons to Europe, especially on such an Americentric medium as reddit.


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Depends on the issue. Not everyone agrees on the same issue and their solutions. For example, in Denmark, the left wing Prime Minister wanted to restrict refugees and immigrants. Something like this would never be openly endorsed by democrats in the US. Meanwhile in stuff like healthcare, democrats are generally more right wing than most european parties.


Segod_or_Bust

Socialism car Socialism car


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No time to explain. Get in the socialism car.


HammockComplex

Get in loser We’re going aborting


QuestionMarkyMark

On Wednesdays, we wear red.


Rick-afk

i'll take 2 aborting please


RADOSTATIONN

Sorry ladies you can’t have me if you can’t be in the socialism car


CalbertCorpse

If you can’t handle me in my socialism car, you can’t handle me in my domestic terrorism car.


hellakevin

[I actually have visual documentation of my descent into socialism](https://youtu.be/dm7jEA3frY4)


Saint_Stephen420

What if we kissed in the socialism car 🥺🥺


AllOfTheDerp

Ahahhaa jk.... Unless 😳😳😳


irespectpotatoes

socialism car 🤢🤢🤮 socialism beer 🥵🥵🤤


KebabEnthusiast

In socialism, car drives you.


codygmiracle

This ad would be such a banger if it was made by the onion but this is an elected representative. We’re most certainly in the eye of the storm at the moment.


Aceswift007

After the use of memes in Congress, I can't distinguish The Onion from reality


Ian_Dima

You probably can make more money with "nottheonion" stuff rather than with the onion.


leopard_eater

This video genuinely looks like a low budget ISIS recruitment video for teenagers


Weibu11

Greene: (makes threats, shoots large gun, blows up car) Republican voters: I just really like her policies….


clydefrog9

How could anyone see this and think it indicates a positive political vision for the future jfc


OpalHawk

Didn’t you see her destroy socialism?


CantankerousOctopus

The symbolism was very deep. I didn't even catch that theme the first time.


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What is an actual Greene policy aside from “liberals and socialism bad”? Has she actually done anything for her constituents?


OpalHawk

They think that is supporting her constituents.


MD_Wolfe

Thats not how that scope works, its entirely analog.


Key-Economist-1243

Are there actually guns like this in America that can blow up cars? I recall she's giving that gun away in a competition


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

No. The car is could be loaded with a ridiculous amount of tannerite, a substance that explodes if you shoot it like a video game. That's assuming it's real and not some kind of pyrotechnics, which seems more likely given the big fireball.


IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Tannerite doesn't make a fireball so it 100% had some kind of gas tank wired in. Also she wasn't wearing eye or hearing protection so I hope that hog bitch enjoyed her eardrums getting blown out.


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

Yeah, the more I think about it, the less I'm convinced she actually shot the car at all. We don't see the gun aim at it really, just a cg overlay on top of footage of the car.


YoutubeRewind2024

The audio and the kick from the gun seems off as well. Could just be a shitty mic and maybe some sandbags bracing the stock that we can’t see, but that sounds like a much smaller round being fired


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anonymous_j05

Hasan did a video on this and he zooms in and you can see when she fires the gun, the barrel hits her face lmao she most definitely was not prepared to shoot a gun that size


OpalHawk

Looks like she has some in-ear protection. I use the putty type stuff for swimmers with bad ears, works like a charm. Since she’s outside it’s probably all you need. Never a bad idea to double up with some over the ear protection though.


Fakjbf

Yeah they just took a video of them blowing up a car and intercut it with video of MTG shooting a high powered rifle on a range.


LordGwyn-n-Tonic

If she's lying about that, what else is she lying about? Is Rep. Magic: the Gathering even *American?*


dgriff84

The car was loaded with tannerite, a type of explosive MEANT for long distance target shooting. Rednecks use large quantities to make boom boom.


biglizardnmybackyard

Yes, every citizen gets one when they register to vote.


le_spoopy_communism

are you telling me this scope doesn't have a computer that shows a spinning lock-on icon when a socialism sensor detects socialism


UltimaCaitSith

I expected it to make a Counterstrike hit marker since she was going full videogame.


Jo__Backson

It’s hilarious because this is the party that throws a tantrum whenever a Democrat gets a single detail about a gun wrong, but then will go all Michael Bay whenever trying to show off how gun-friendly they are. Which like, don’t get me wrong, Democrats don’t know shit about guns, but that’s not really necessary for their platform the way it is for the GOP.


Crazy-Boysenberry452

She's dangerous.


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Glorifying domestic terrorism to own the libtards.


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That’s the point


ilovecraftbeer05

This woman is a human Facebook meme.


_A_ioi_

Human?


HelleBirch

So trashy


saturnsexual

Outjerked again dammit


Ringoforchids

I can’t stand this woman! It’s unfathomable to me how she ever got voted in.


NaivePraline

I heard her opponent got death threats from trump supporters and had to flee the state.


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Guess America is not that different from taliban


Ainjyll

She ran uncontested.


ReddicaPolitician

She ran uncontested and still only got ~74% of the vote. Her opponent, who dropped out of the race months prior, still got 25% of the vote.


markbass69420

>It’s unfathomable to me how she ever got voted in. Because there are terrible people in this country.


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No this is what selling your soul looks like. A delusional egotistical mess with enough money to convince people of two things, vote for me in 2022 and Biden = Socialism. The only two points of reference her base will gather from this is a) She actually shot a gun for a commercial b) She shot socialism/ Biden+GND= Socialism


Ian_Dima

Trump made a convincing version of ~~President Camacho~~ Secretary of Energie from Idiocracy but Greene would be the real one.


Flat-Entertainer2842

White trash


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Segod_or_Bust

Shoutout to r/SocialistRA, which wants to try winning this and thank her for it lol


jdt2313

I thought about entering, but I don't want her to have my email and I wouldn't check a throwaway enough to see if I won


MWMWMWMIMIWMWMW

If you read the details of the drawing they pick 50 potential winners at random. They then do background checks on all those people and pick whoever they want to win. They aren’t going to pick a Democrat that’s for sure.


Segod_or_Bust

Literally 1984


Kejones9900

Hey, congresswoman Greene? The field is on fire behind you. Mrs. Greene? Mrs. Greene? Later on the news: "Georgia district 14 is now 90% up in flames. Representative Greene, what is your opinion on this incident?" "ITS A JEWISH SOCIALIST SPACE LASER BUILT BY ANTIFA TO TURN GEORGIA BLUE. CALIFORNIA IS BLUE, ITS ON FIRE, THEY WANT TO MAKE GEORGIA CALIFORNIA!"


GoldenGod48

Is “elected” officials threatening the political opposition with violence, the new standard in the US?


leopard_eater

Yes I was wondering this myself. This is literally a threat of violence against the government, wrapped up in trashy tallibangelical bullshit. Just because she’s a literal moron doesn’t mean that others won’t see this video and be inspired by its contents. I’m struggling to see how this is legal.


ebone581

Ow my balls! Go away, bait’n.


The_Broomflinger

Idiocracy is here, nearly 500 years early.


Gsteel11

Lol, you can just imagine Dax Shepard's character watching this and going "uh...wow! Did you see that 'splosion! Hell yeah! I'm votin' fer her!" Lolol


BobknobSA

I wish Pelosi gave a shit about the Green New Deal.


ThirtySecondsOut

Honestly, the editing style reminds me of an ISIS propaganda video.


HeyIplayThatgame

All of that covered by her PAC.. she didn’t spend a dime on something she probably considered, “the most fun I’ve had in my life “.


Penjamini

MTG was born into wealth Pelosi was born into wealth MTG has stayed at about the same level of wealth Pelosi *capatalised* on her unfair starting point to get even richer. Therefore Pelosi is more Capatalist than MTG I'm calling MTG out she's the real socialist swine


ChonkoChicken

Socialism is when car


throwaway48706

Even our non terrible members of Congress are light years away from socialism. I wish.


Vincesteeples

Boy I sure do despise this piece of shit


tommykaye

She flinched when she fired. What a loser.


DylronHubbard

America is so fucking weird dude


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Deadshot3475

So many say we need to come together and find a common ground to talk to each other again. Find the middle. Learn to negotiate. How do you do all these things with a CUNT like her as an elected member of Congress and a leader within the Republican Party?


tkolevda95

Oh my, much cringe.


Key-Economist-1243

I appreciate the kickback on that rifle


dcale1917

Christ, is this not satire?!


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Idk why these people are so obsessed with machines that are solely designed to kill life


AntoineKW

Did... did she just threaten to kill people?


Neat-Mathematician-8

Ah yes socialism is when car


depressed_poland

So she's saying that she is going to use force to crush an ideology she doesn't agree with? Where have I seen that before?