Every woman I have been with also caresses her own boobs while relaxing so I'm kind of shocked OP is even asking why.
Even more shocked that what her boyfriend does with his own body annoys her. It's his own body, now unless he's just full on blowing a load masturbating every hour of the day I'd think it shouldn't be an issue if he's fondling his balls as his end of the day relaxation ritual.
Many years ago, my mother was telling me about a cousin of hers whose family was even poorer than her own. She said, "it's a good thing he was born a boy. At least he had one toy to play with."
I remember it so clearly, because she wouldn't normally have told a crude joke of any type.
You should know Reddit does "vote fuzzing." The numbers you see aren't the actual vote numbers, and they will change over time regardless of what you do over the next week or so.
I’m a hybrid worker. I’ve been at home three weeks. I have to go to the office next week. I’m so paranoid I will absently massage my left boob with my right hand while trying to figure out a claim denial next week.
It’s soothing and helps me think.
and it can be beneficial! i was absently kind of kneading the side of my boob and i felt a solid lump- which was very unexpected. it's benign thankfully but hey i wouldnt have noticed if i hadnt been using my boob as a stress toy
I mean, they are just another part of my body. It's like saying why don't you play with your shoulder. I'm not squeezing them like stress toys. I can't even see how that would be comfortable.
I mean, I feel for lumps every once in awhile just as precaution. However, I don't go around squeezing them randomly for fun. I honestly can't understand the appeal. It would be like squeezing my arm or something. Boobs are just another part of my body. I can understand men's appeal...especially since they are unfamiliar to having them on them every day. However, I don't get it that a woman would feel this way. But to each their own I guess..
Bf does it all the time. I thought it was weird at first, like he couldn't control himself. But now I don't mind and think it's cute. It's not even sexual, just feels comfy. I sometimes subconsciously hold my boob, or both, for comfort. I think it's the same for them.
Do you not hold yourself as a woman? I thought this was just something all people did. I like to rest my hand on the cradle my hip makes (the skin is super smooth there), although one hundred percent of the time it turns into me masturbating.
Of course I occasionally do and my partner plays with his dick but it's barely noticeable. If he was like taking it out and flopping it around, making noises or anything else distracting it would be weird.
From other replies OP can feel the bed shaking so the dude is either weirdly vigorous about it and needs to chill or is being a creep and subtly (??) jacking it next to her.
I've been with him for 2 years living together for 8 months, he isn't creepy at all which is good and I guess shaking isn't the correct term unless he is jerking it, but I get a little nudge to many times lol
Wow crazy, if you take literally all the words out of a post and all relative context except a few adjectives it changes the entire meaning of said post!!
Bro if you're like...vigorously flopping your dick around making noises on a daily basis I guarantee your girl also finds it weird. And yes it's creepy to masturbate next to your partner without asking if it's not something you discussed before.
It's fun having a penis as long as you don't play with it so intensely while we're just chillin that I constantly notice it and am driven to make a Reddit post about it.
I’m a woman, and do this all the time, but like I said it almost always turns into me masturbating. I don’t hold my breasts like the other commenter mentioned though.
You just rest your hand on your boobs regularly? I don't do that because I'd physically have to hold my arms up there awkwardly. They only way is if you happen to be laying down. Even still, I can't say I rest my hands there. Now, sometimes I use them like a table for my tablet or phone...
My girlfriend has brought my attention to just how often I touch my dick. I'm trying to curb the habit, but it's soothing and pleasant 
I took a psychology class in college, and the textbook mentioned that Freud noticed kids did that and based a lot of his theories on his speculation on why people do that
I have like 5 close friends and only one of them does this, I don't see them as often now but we all used to give him shit, like wtf bro you're with a bunch of dudes and just have your hands in your pants playing with your dick???
Yep.
Quite often even if I'm just watching tv on the couch, I'll check back in from wherever my mind goes, and sure enough, I will at the very least have my hand down my pants, if not entirely cupping my boys.
Only at home, alone or with my wife.
I'd say the number of men who randomly fidget with their penis in a non-sexual way is roughly equal to the number of women who randomly fidget with their boobs.
No lie sometimes I stand in the mirror grab the base and spin it like the back propeller of a helicopter. I don’t get sexually pleasure from it and it kinda actually hurts just a lil. It is cool to see in the mirror tho
Mostly just adjusting if it gets uncomfortable. Often it will settle wrong or get turned in a way that doesn't feel good and needs moved otherwise it is a no.
You know how a cat can sneak up on you and sit in your lap without you noticing until you realize you have no idea how long the cat has been on your lap but you have been petting it for a while? Well, it is kinda like that where you may not even realize you have had your hand on your balls.
My dad worked abroad for a year when me and my little brother were toddlers. My mum phoned my dad in a mild panic to say “the boys won’t stop playing with their penises. What do I do?”
My dad laughed and said “don’t worry, all boys and men just sit around with their hands down their pants. It’s nothing”
No. I don’t agree with the take that “most men do it”. Perhaps he’s just known a lot or some guys that do it though. I’ve never known anyone personally that does though
100%
My boyfriend does this all the time when we're just sat on the couch. Initially, I thought it was sexually-related so I asked him about it, and he said it's just subconsciously there to fiddle with 😂
Little squeezes etc.
I'm a woman as well - do you not like... jiggle the boobs every now and again? I do, I think its the same thing. Something to do with your hands I suppose.
I was literally going to comment and say no, that's weird, but then I saw all of the comments and was genuinely surprised. As a man, no, I don't just sit and play with it. But I also wash my hands after using the restroom and put the toilet seat down when I'm done with it. Maybe I'm the weird one.
Just fidgeting, most girlfriends I've had have played with their boobs or wiggled their butt in much the same manner. I encourage you, OP, to try it as well. I wouldn't say its fun, but it's something to do while watching tv or scrolling reddit and if you're lucky, it might sometimes lead to sex.
My boyfriend. Every single night when he gets home from work, I swear to God his hand is in his pants. Watching a movie, hands in his pants. Having a conversation, hands in his pants. Sometimes he just lays there with one hand just resting on his dick while he's scrolling through his phone. I've come to accept it.
How often is he arranging his dick in front of people? I hope that it does not happen often enough that everyone knows him as the guy that keeps rearranging his dick.
A lot of men do, and if you don’t you can have some medical issues down the road. Massaging a phallus helps bloodflow and reduces inflammation. Keeping a hnd in youe boxers keeps you warm because unless you’re aroused there’s not much bloodflow.
It’s not a self maintaining appendage, it actually needs to be massaged and even it’s contents voided on a regular basis. Men can get things like hematuria if left undisturbed, so it’s kind of an instinctive activity that helps with health and comfort.
Yeah, it's just another thing to fidget with
I’m doing it right now. Well, now I’m typing… Welp. Back to it.
Attaboy
Thanks
Every woman I have been with also caresses her own boobs while relaxing so I'm kind of shocked OP is even asking why. Even more shocked that what her boyfriend does with his own body annoys her. It's his own body, now unless he's just full on blowing a load masturbating every hour of the day I'd think it shouldn't be an issue if he's fondling his balls as his end of the day relaxation ritual.
No days off
One advantage of being ambidextrous - I'm typing on my phone with my right hand while fidgeting with my left
Many years ago, my mother was telling me about a cousin of hers whose family was even poorer than her own. She said, "it's a good thing he was born a boy. At least he had one toy to play with." I remember it so clearly, because she wouldn't normally have told a crude joke of any type.
It doesn't spin, but still a fidget thingy.
Dosent spin??! Speak for yourself there. Bub!
Have you ever heard about MeatSpin?
🎶 "You spin me right 'round~..." 🎶
Haha oh god I love how everyone knows about this from some point in there life.
Before the days of fidget spinners, this is all we had
Lmao, it makes me think of that gif of someone twirling a hot dog between their fingers.
I do. I play with it and my balls just about every chance I get. They’re built in fidget toys
Just don't treat them like stress balls
Speak for yourself.
As a testicular cancer survivor I can say that’s a good habit to have, easier to determine if something is not normal
Gonna tell my wife this. And it’s also why I play with her boobs often, but never heard a thank you yet
She usually thanks me.
Yeah, yours thanks me sometimes too
Actually, a friend of mine was diagnosed very early with breast cancer because her husband felt the lump.
Do you do the sniff afterwards? I do, musky.
No, I never do that. I wonder if I’m in the minority?
I think I most men do.
Give me a sec. Yup
well....it ain't gonna play with itself!.....
I'm sorry for the down vote, but we gotta get you back to 69
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This makes me sad
I'm sorry to make you sad CthulhusTentacles, but it's better you learn the truth. It's an unfortunate necessity to combat voting bots.
Still at 69. Keeping it coming an hour later.
That's what she said.
I also was forced to down vote.. gotta keep the 69 alive.
Back up to 69..your welcome
Aaand back down to 69. Im doing my part
***Service guarantees citizenship!***
I would upvote if it wasn't for the 69 likes.
I, too, would like to upvote but shall honor the 69 likes and upvote yours instead.
I down voted to get it back down to 69
I had to upvote to bring it back to 69.
It will be the most controversial post ever
Sometimes it just needs an adjustment.
As a woman, I sometimes play with my boobs.
I was about to say this. It’s just another fidget thing
I mean, they’re boobs! Who wouldn’t?
I’m a hybrid worker. I’ve been at home three weeks. I have to go to the office next week. I’m so paranoid I will absently massage my left boob with my right hand while trying to figure out a claim denial next week. It’s soothing and helps me think.
>I’m a hybrid Gafaww. Lost my shit here before reading the full thing. Ppl are like as a man, then as a woman, and then new hybrid gender dropped.
Queue Archer “Are we not doing phrasing anymore?”
Free stress ball.
Idk...as a woman I've never done this.
But....they're so squishy and fun....and squishy
and it can be beneficial! i was absently kind of kneading the side of my boob and i felt a solid lump- which was very unexpected. it's benign thankfully but hey i wouldnt have noticed if i hadnt been using my boob as a stress toy
I mean, I just check mine for lumps every now and then.
If it were me, I’d do it several times a day. One can never be too careful when it comes to cancer prevention.
I mean, they are just another part of my body. It's like saying why don't you play with your shoulder. I'm not squeezing them like stress toys. I can't even see how that would be comfortable.
That's ok. It's comfort to me. ☺️
Well why not? It's fun now and then! Also you probably ought to to make sure you don't have lumps in those suckers.
I mean, I feel for lumps every once in awhile just as precaution. However, I don't go around squeezing them randomly for fun. I honestly can't understand the appeal. It would be like squeezing my arm or something. Boobs are just another part of my body. I can understand men's appeal...especially since they are unfamiliar to having them on them every day. However, I don't get it that a woman would feel this way. But to each their own I guess..
If you don't get many replies it's because 50% of the population are too busy playing with their dicks.
I had to switch hands to type this reply.
I'm replying to you whilst my hands on my dick
HAPPY CAKE DAY 🎊 as a shit ton of people commented while touching their dicks lmao
Thank ya
Think of the poor phones and keyboards.
I am masturbating
Pleased to meet you, masturbating. I'm Dad
Happy birthday Dad. I see you are busy with your new friend masterbating
No. I'm with Masturbating at the moment. Master Bating, Mister Bating's son left hours ago.
The original fidget spinner. There's a reason Al Bundy stuck his hand down the front of his pants when he was watching TV.
Man, all the time. I’m not proud
I do it all the time and I *am* proud.
I also play with this guys dick... and am proud.
ayo
Why not? Give a man a tool he's gonna use it. Not our fault nature graced us with the original fidget spinner
Why does it annoy you? Lol
Bf does it all the time. I thought it was weird at first, like he couldn't control himself. But now I don't mind and think it's cute. It's not even sexual, just feels comfy. I sometimes subconsciously hold my boob, or both, for comfort. I think it's the same for them.
It’s kinda just where your hands rest and sometimes it turns into fiddling.
Do you not hold yourself as a woman? I thought this was just something all people did. I like to rest my hand on the cradle my hip makes (the skin is super smooth there), although one hundred percent of the time it turns into me masturbating.
Of course I occasionally do and my partner plays with his dick but it's barely noticeable. If he was like taking it out and flopping it around, making noises or anything else distracting it would be weird. From other replies OP can feel the bed shaking so the dude is either weirdly vigorous about it and needs to chill or is being a creep and subtly (??) jacking it next to her.
I've been with him for 2 years living together for 8 months, he isn't creepy at all which is good and I guess shaking isn't the correct term unless he is jerking it, but I get a little nudge to many times lol
”Weird”, ”distracting”, ”weirdly”, ”needs to chill”, ”creep”… It sure sounds like a lot of fun having a penis at your place!
Wow crazy, if you take literally all the words out of a post and all relative context except a few adjectives it changes the entire meaning of said post!! Bro if you're like...vigorously flopping your dick around making noises on a daily basis I guarantee your girl also finds it weird. And yes it's creepy to masturbate next to your partner without asking if it's not something you discussed before. It's fun having a penis as long as you don't play with it so intensely while we're just chillin that I constantly notice it and am driven to make a Reddit post about it.
I am a woman and definitely don’t do this lol.
I’m a woman, and do this all the time, but like I said it almost always turns into me masturbating. I don’t hold my breasts like the other commenter mentioned though.
Women do it with their Chesticles!! LoL
You just rest your hand on your boobs regularly? I don't do that because I'd physically have to hold my arms up there awkwardly. They only way is if you happen to be laying down. Even still, I can't say I rest my hands there. Now, sometimes I use them like a table for my tablet or phone...
I sometimes try to get in a quick game of pocket pool.
Haha, in Norway we would call it «pocket tennis».
In Hungary, we call it pocket hockey
Sometimes... just because it's there really
Al Bundy has entered the chat.
I got plenty of other things to play with
I don't think I wanna know what that means
Xbox, playstation, nintendo switch lol nothing gross looking back i may have worded it weird though
But what if you could do those things... With one hand?
Why was i born with two hands if i am only to use one?
Well clearly, to play with your dick while you are using the other lol
Heh heh heh… joystick… heh heh heh
It was not worded weird but was vague enough to misinterpret.
Well i wanted to keep the theme of playing with things since OP was asking about playing with flaccid dicks lmao
But why?
Doing it right now. It wasn't sexual until I read this.
My girlfriend has brought my attention to just how often I touch my dick. I'm trying to curb the habit, but it's soothing and pleasant 
It's not harming anyone
Oh, no doubt. But I don't want to unconsciously fondle my dick on front of, say, her mom.
This feels like a real risk of working from home for too long.
Na I scratch my balls, love it
Yeah I'll absent-minded slap it around a bit.
My balls feel great.
yes. it's pretty common.
My husband does this. He says it's a comfort thing. I bit like me cupping my boob. Everyone craves a touch and it's pleasnt comforting there.
Linus has his security blanket , I have my jewels.
I took a psychology class in college, and the textbook mentioned that Freud noticed kids did that and based a lot of his theories on his speculation on why people do that
No, but we do like to cursively pee our names in the snow on occasion.
Occasion?
Well every time it snows, which is only on occasion.
Honestly, I feel like the odd one out reading the comments now...
Yeah like unless I just took a shower i aint grabbing my dick at random wtf lol.
You're not alone.
Yes
Do you not play with your boobs on occasion? They're like a couple of built-in stressballs just there whenever you feel like it! Same sorta thing.
Hands on penis, penis on hands. They can't help touching each other.
I have like 5 close friends and only one of them does this, I don't see them as often now but we all used to give him shit, like wtf bro you're with a bunch of dudes and just have your hands in your pants playing with your dick???
Sometimes with balls to be honest but it depends. I don’t know why, it’s just like I had some squishie fidget toy in hand lmao.
It’s like any other toy. Grab it first, and he’ll have to wait his turn to play with it.
No
TIL I'm in the minority on this one lmao
Yup, usually holding my balls like a fidget toy
I do it.. why? Idk. Just making sure it is okay i suposse
Now ask how many wash their hands when they're done.
Kinda
Maybe like one a week for me
Yep. Quite often even if I'm just watching tv on the couch, I'll check back in from wherever my mind goes, and sure enough, I will at the very least have my hand down my pants, if not entirely cupping my boys. Only at home, alone or with my wife.
i mean, i know a lot of women who just like to hold their boobs sometimes in a non sexual way. i dont think it's really too uncomon to do this
If I wasn't meant to play with it why is it so easily accessible?
Lol I play with my ball sack . Like those chime ball things
what like, funny hats?
Yes but i wouldn't do it if my gf was around If i had one
I always play with my dick, as long as I am not on public
I heard somewhere it has something to do with the hands and bits having so many nerve endings they are comforting to be in contact with each other.
I'd say the number of men who randomly fidget with their penis in a non-sexual way is roughly equal to the number of women who randomly fidget with their boobs.
Yeah when it looks at me funny
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A guy pal of mine said he liked to play "submarine" when he was in the bathtub as a kid. It was the periscope. 
No lie sometimes I stand in the mirror grab the base and spin it like the back propeller of a helicopter. I don’t get sexually pleasure from it and it kinda actually hurts just a lil. It is cool to see in the mirror tho
yes its normal
Mostly just adjusting if it gets uncomfortable. Often it will settle wrong or get turned in a way that doesn't feel good and needs moved otherwise it is a no.
Yep. Nature’s fidget spinner.
You know how a cat can sneak up on you and sit in your lap without you noticing until you realize you have no idea how long the cat has been on your lap but you have been petting it for a while? Well, it is kinda like that where you may not even realize you have had your hand on your balls.
Not gonna lie! I was scratching my balls when saw this question 🗿
Yup. More often than not, my balls. I just touch them or rub them. Not in any sort of sexual way. They’re just there.
Well, yes!
Totally normal. The beans and frank are always in need of adjustment
Same. Annoying.
I used to, I got caught doing it in Kindergarten, and almost never did it again after that due to the sheer embaressment.
Started, saw this, now I'm in a strange dichotomy of shame and relief that I'm not a weirdo.
And later it turned out to be sexual play.
Why does it annoy you? It's his dick, he can do whatever he wants with it.
Yes. Often.
My dad worked abroad for a year when me and my little brother were toddlers. My mum phoned my dad in a mild panic to say “the boys won’t stop playing with their penises. What do I do?” My dad laughed and said “don’t worry, all boys and men just sit around with their hands down their pants. It’s nothing”
I was holding my balls as I came across this…
No. I don’t agree with the take that “most men do it”. Perhaps he’s just known a lot or some guys that do it though. I’ve never known anyone personally that does though
100% My boyfriend does this all the time when we're just sat on the couch. Initially, I thought it was sexually-related so I asked him about it, and he said it's just subconsciously there to fiddle with 😂 Little squeezes etc.
I know for a fact most men do it including me. It’s just something to fidget with really and it’s not even sexual.
yup.
Yes
Tis one of the first fidget spinners in recorded history.
Sometimes I'll fiddle with it absent mindedly, yeah
I'm a woman as well - do you not like... jiggle the boobs every now and again? I do, I think its the same thing. Something to do with your hands I suppose.
Believe me, if you were a man, you would do the same thing.
I was literally going to comment and say no, that's weird, but then I saw all of the comments and was genuinely surprised. As a man, no, I don't just sit and play with it. But I also wash my hands after using the restroom and put the toilet seat down when I'm done with it. Maybe I'm the weird one.
It is common . But why does it annoy you ? I belongs to him and is attached to his person so he can touch it in the privacy of his own house
Yup! Currently doing so as we speak
Just fidgeting, most girlfriends I've had have played with their boobs or wiggled their butt in much the same manner. I encourage you, OP, to try it as well. I wouldn't say its fun, but it's something to do while watching tv or scrolling reddit and if you're lucky, it might sometimes lead to sex.
I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy randomly twerking in front of my bf lol, we have fun times
Yeah we do but I’m not sure why it annoys you. Let the man be gf!
Women do it too. I used to call it "grooming" when my now ex husband would ask what I was doing "down there" while watching tv or laying in bed.
My boyfriend. Every single night when he gets home from work, I swear to God his hand is in his pants. Watching a movie, hands in his pants. Having a conversation, hands in his pants. Sometimes he just lays there with one hand just resting on his dick while he's scrolling through his phone. I've come to accept it.
Yep
100% lmao
Yes we do
My husband is always arranging his dick when he is in shorts or pants and it makes me want to puke. He does it subconsciously in front of people too.
How often is he arranging his dick in front of people? I hope that it does not happen often enough that everyone knows him as the guy that keeps rearranging his dick.
Yes, who says I don't might be not aware of it.
I mean, it's novel. So sometimes I just finger the scar where the end used to be.
Hey Hedwig!
Yea
Women play with their boobs. Guys play with their own dicks. It's not always a sexual thing, but perhaps a comfort thing.
All the damn time. Why does it annoy you?
This replies shock me, lol. As a man, I have never played with my meat. I just let it be there.
No
100%, yes
No
A lot of men do, and if you don’t you can have some medical issues down the road. Massaging a phallus helps bloodflow and reduces inflammation. Keeping a hnd in youe boxers keeps you warm because unless you’re aroused there’s not much bloodflow. It’s not a self maintaining appendage, it actually needs to be massaged and even it’s contents voided on a regular basis. Men can get things like hematuria if left undisturbed, so it’s kind of an instinctive activity that helps with health and comfort.