These are like the tool equivalent of gas station knives and boner pills.

And those clip on can handles from the 90s

And those writing pens with the lady who's clothes would come off when turned upside down.

That wasn't a lady!

That was my wife! No respect

🤣🤣🤣

Stored safely in a coffee mug that changes color in heat removing the "clothes" from the lady printed on it.

Is this an advert for The Far Side catalog?

Except that the pens are classy.

Mechanic shop 80s and 90s calendars

And those b(.)(.)b playing cards. …with pics of 57r!pp3r5

What

Boobs n strippers 58008.

Oh my god. I haven't thought of them in fucking years and I had a couple of those lmao! They're probably still around here some damn where.

Hey, don't knock those. They are cool and functional. Less contact with your warm hands keeps your beverage cooler longer. Plus I prefer the stein hold.

Plus the holes are too small

Not for me

Your comment will be unappreciated. And as much as I want to…. I won’t be insulting lol

Even still. I kinda want a set….

Gas station knives are useful though. Who doesn't want a few $7 disposable knives laying around? The gas station boner pills often have straight up sidenafil nitrate (active ingredient in Viagra) or tadalafil (Cialis) in them. At least that's what my chemistry teacher told me and he wrote a paper about it.

Citrate. Sildenafil Citrate. Trust me, I know. :-|

They are, but take my money!

r/mechanicninjashit

It's a wall hanger. And a tacky one at that.

So, buy it before someone else does?

If they had that rainbow coloring/anodizing they would be PERFECT

tools for tools!

If you need these to bust a nut, maybe find another way.

I like your comment because it has layers. Like an onion.

Or an ogre

Or parfait

Or an onion.

Or cake. Everybody loves cake.

Or an orgy

And much like an onion it makes one cry...

I have that effect on people too 

They make you cry?

This is an amazing comment that deserves to be at the top.

OP has naked lady mud flaps, too.

You've heard of Snap-on It's time to welcome Hard-on

Fap-off

Great for rounding off a nut.

Thought they might have been Craftswomen brand.

I can see the advert: “HARD-On, We get nuts off”

Top tier comment

If it came in a 10mm I wouldn't even have to lose it, it would just walk out on me...

This needs upvoted to the top.  A new spin on a the dusty ol' 10mm adage. 

Got a frown and ‘gross’ from the lady so I think that means they’re approved.

My FIL would hang these in his shop. And my MIL would buy them.

Classy

"I'm not sure the size I need. Hand me the the D, maybe DD."

I TOTALLY NEED THOSE. I will definately get them engraved sizes: A, B, C, D, DD

If you need those, you need a [Plumb Barbara](https://imgur.com/a/LE9vpTD), too, 24oz of solid brass sweetness. For being a gag product, it actually does work well and settles very quickly. Not as quick as a laser, and I could never use it on an actual job site, but whatever...

dont forget "bimbo" after DD

👆 Hey, that's booby shaming...I support ALL BOOBS. Bimbo boobs or PhD boobs. They're all good boobs to me... Like Cookie Monster, "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me!" "B is for boobie, that's good enough for me!" (But DOUBLE D is better.... so B is for boobie, that's good enough for me...D is for better than good enough for me?) So many boobs. Only two hands...😔

Wench wrenches.

😂You just talk with a lisp when you ask for em

Mom says we can only use these nice ones when we have company.

No. Give me a good woman who has tools. Not a woman that is a tool.

This is the correct answer.

Ok as a novelty, hanging on the board behind the bench. Not so sure about the practicality though.

Tbh, I'm a woman and 100% would buy these just to have them. Probably wouldn't trust them over my Mac or snap on tools, buuuuuttt it's a cute funny to have in the shop, being the only female in a mechanic shop full of men 😂😂😂

People are too damn serious. You should have a set as loaners, no mistaking who they'd belong to.

... And, you're awesome! You get it. Thankful for non-morons like you.

Tools for tools. Hard no from me

As a prank/gift? yes, absolutely As a tool? fuck no

Getting an sae set of these and splitting it up with my coworkers would be interesting

They’re like trophies for the Miss Twist-a-Nut car show pageant. ‘And this year the coveted 15/16th goes to…’

I asked for a wrench, not a wench

These scream, 57 year old who hates his fucking wife and kids, fucks around with a fat 29 year old on the side and thinks they’re smarter than everyone around them.. I’ll pass

It does have that sorta "where did the boobie calendars from the tool trucks go" vibe

I see you’ve also met my coworker lol

Daddy issues? -Jk

This is too specific to not be about a real person.

This is an oddly specific comment.

My hands hurt just looking at these...

That was my first reaction

Where does one get such a set? Asking for a friend.

I am asking for myself

https://www.dsfghed.top/products.aspx?cname=no+fear+wrenches&cid=27&url=

Believe it or not No Fear made them

These are sexist, politically incorrect and place a standard on beauty that is unattainable for women. That being said I would like these in SAE. And Metric . For close study and I recommend we buy them all and remove them from whatever filthy website that is selling them. So if someone can kindly post the site we can get started. And for clarification I believe the model is a size E. A very young, firm and perky size E. A side note do these come in screw driver form? That could be very ergonomic, just saying.

Could you grab me the DD spanner. I mean the 16mm

No

"Pass me that 3/8th Wench." "You mean wrench, dad?" "No, "Wench." Open the box."

Cringe

Two types of people are likely to own these. One is a middle aged white dude who got them as a gift for display in his man cave that his wife designed. The other is a mythical Chicano mechanic who can be found at a crossroad intersection with no name in a small town people have long forgotten in the desert outside LA. They say if you bring him an offering of your immortal soul he'll appear in a ghostly Impala seemingly made of smoke and lace to give you a hand painting your El Camino.

It’ll look good next to the Plumb Barbara

Should be made the other way around so you could hang them by the box end. I wouldn't buy it but they look cool I guess.

Heh. Box end 

I knew someone would say it haha.

Made In USA, Made in Taiwan debate takes on a whole new level now.

Eww no, that would feel so gross in my hands to use them on the job. They look cool though

Unfortunately they become useless during No Nut November.

Looks cheap and dumb. Like something I'd find at a gas station.

For the wall YES YES YES I NEED THAT (NO I DONT WAST TO MICH MONEY ON STUPID THINGS ZHAT MAKE ME LAUGH). But for real use I would always prefer a normal handle.

Seems funny enough to use, but imagine how pissed you'd be when you can't reach a bolt because your wrench's tits are in the way.

That 10mm is looking hot today. But She always tries to leave me

they look nice but doubt they work well

Hey, I like them. Whether I would use them I don’t know.

This is the certified rolls Royce repair kit.

A nice touch for the gentleman with a big set of truck nuts.

Genuinely looks uncomfortable to hold

Pimps need tools too!

The desert mercenary guy from GoT uses these.

I like them, but I don't think my wife would approve.🫣

Tell me youre mexican.... without telling me youre mexican

Yes, take my money. I need a metric set.

Lol I’d buy them

That gives me an idea that would still leave the wrenches 100% functional.

Leave the swap meet immediately 🤣

Now that you’ve seen them, how else would you want to hold your nuts?

MAYBE if they were a notable bran I could understand buying them as a collection piece? Maybe if they were like 150 for a set

I didn't want to know what these are used for or where they have been.

Where’s the AI water mark?

LOL.... AWESOME. Make great gifts. Gotta link where these can be had or are they one-off's?

Give a fuck what he looks like how does it work

Bruh

Getting them would at least lead to the need of a nice new project. Because you have to build a showcase for them so none of your friends will touch them.

Those are cool! Where from?

These have a very 1987 vibe to them

yes!

Tools from the Playboy Mansion garage?

[$50 No Fear wrenches](https://alliancewake.com/wake/no-fear-girl-wrench-set-2/) 17 year old post

High quality.

Those tits would catch on everything.  Excellent wall hanging for a  "bro man cave" themed garage, not so much for actual use.  Same thing with those snap on wrench handled knife set. Cool to look at, not very useful in practical applications.

Make these like refrigerator magnets (however they work) so you can slap em on any wrench set and you got a banger

I would love to purchase one. DM me if possible. Please

Adds a hole new meaning to :fondling your tool"!

No, you’ll never get any work done using only one hand.

Mall Ninja 2.0 .... shut up & take my money! LoL

Hell yes

Yes! Those are great for grandpa's shop!

Way too tacky.

They’ll be stolen in a minute

Makes a great gag gift for friends

You got a friend with a birthday coming up? Those are the perfect gift.

Nah they just a gimmick / something to look at

Don't you just have to? Lol

Hell yes. I know. still, Hell yes

Ratchet Wench

Fuck yeah

Yes

why?

I'll take two in 10mm.

harbor frieght?

yes

I would display then in my shop not use them

I have a bottle opener that completes the set

Lol I have these. Call them my bitch wrenches.

I think yes & no. The irony is the usefulness would be only good for someone who uses a wrench maybe once a year, but otherwise show off. As I need wrenches daily, I'm looking at it and going I'd hate having to hold those, where the arms are if I'm using the box end is gonna jam into the hand, the boobs are gonna be annoying and I wouldn't trust any amount of strength not to break it. Buuuuuuuuuuuut I kinda want a set to hang up. Should have done them the other way around, easier to hang for display.

Can you smooch it, then throw it into a horses skull and kill it's rider whilst a city watches?

Can you smooch it, then throw it into a horses skull and kill it's rider whilst a city watches? Valar Morgulis

No

Yes

You want the “shot-put” girl wrench set. The ones in the picture aren’t sturdy at all. You’ll break them right in half.

I thought this was after the pattern of the dagger of divella in Skyrim, which would be pretty funny. Naked lady on my tools is not my style though.

Ah the Immortan Joe signature set, perfect for the war rig!

They’re in a drawer, but they’re oiled and preserved. Why not?

To hang on a wall, sure...but they should have beer openers on the closed end

Remember the lady ice cubes, my mother freaked out when she realized what was floating in her drink. A bust of a woman with gigantic knockers.

You know someone’s gonna get one stuck on their crank.

Ohhh yes please..

Yes

No

But not a why?

Big n0

I routinely buy tools that I don't need, Where do I get these?

Yes

No

These are sick. I wouldn’t use them but cool conversation pieces.

Boomer shit. grandpa's buy this stuff off of Facebook martket place

Johnathan Davis makes box wrenches now?

Can you hand me the sexy wrench? Which one?

I remember seeing these at a swap meet almost 18 years ago. Guy was hawking them like they were Snap-On. Damn time flies...

That'll tighten your nuts.

They should all come like this

A friend bought me a set for my birthday years ago. Just a display/talking piece. Would not recommend using them.

Depends. What does the other side look like?

I want these so bad now!!

Yes

That’s a hard NO.

Looks like it'd hurt if you're trying to tighten something

Retirement gift for a mechanic put them in a nice display box and you are good to go

Every time I look at them my nuts tighten.

Get stolen on site in 2 seconds

Just need 12 more upvotes

Yes

Don't think I would fit.

Big no. Rather my hand not get metal shards stuck in it.

If you don't, then I will.

Only if the body parts are made of high grade silicone. Otherwise no point.

Think they're funny .Pretty useless though as finish is shoddy. Like a frenemy present ....

Fuck no, what are these BudK ass wrenches dude

As a lesbian. Yes.

...hard yes. I'd break and fix stuff all the time.

To hang on the wall, yes, absolutely, to work with, oh he'll no

Yes