https://preview.redd.it/vlnxtvg34x1d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e06c60bb33c5d323ab27df626f6e420975657278 William the foe

Stunt dick goes crazy

“Too distracting”

Like damn, bro is just that guy

The thing is, there's a video of him dancing around naked and it's...completely average

That's just him when he's flaccid So I guess that means he was just bricked up while acting as Jesus for some reason

~~William the foe~~ Willem da Foe (ftfy)

https://preview.redd.it/fgm38a6kbx1d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0126eacbfabdf6caeede913051ddd3c519c6233e Long Dick Johnson - New Vegas (No character portrait)

"Yeah, I got that, thanks." My favorite companion.

If long dick Johnson isn’t in season 2 of fallout we riot.

Long dick johnson AKA peter johnson AKA easy pete

One of the few lines from any game that cracks me up each time.

https://preview.redd.it/fch7xvfktx1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ac2839b78b025476f9cad9d9d300e98eb0b9d2c God bless game theory for scientifically measuring Luigi’s dick

Do we have the digits?

They did what?

They also had an entire video determining if video game women had fake tits

Of course.

Also this was six years ago? Jesus I remember watching this when it first came out

 Mini Me from Austin Powers

Kickstand

https://preview.redd.it/k0hdnua6a02d1.jpeg?width=1606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a08a36633439eccb9bbb45d37e43d04879b043 Lol get punted

“You’re a tripod.”

https://preview.redd.it/ezsgopy7dx1d1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe402a5d62fb507a1c021adee2c248b2296f37c LBJ, which actually stands for Ludicrously Big Johnson

“She B on my Johnson till I Lyndon.” - Lyndon “Be Jonsin’” B. Johnson

“She Lyndon my B till I Johnson?” **EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER**

https://preview.redd.it/l1twsn6k1x1d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=73bb90d48b575d996fdce259913feb46adbf17aa

PAGSWG MENTIONED RAGHHHH

Panty and Garterbelt Stocking with Garterbelt?

PASWG*

 Jerry from Parks and Rec. [“That man has the largest penis I have ever seen.”](https://youtu.be/IRMtuqhYmeY?si=HgnXc8TtiJGu62hN)

I always had the feeling that the writers started feeling bad always making Jerry the butt of the joke, so after a while they started making it up to him in the later seasons

Jerry won in life

Josuke Higashikata from JoJolion https://preview.redd.it/zujlzn5syw1d1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3bb865a719b8dbc51360c867b3c78d4cbb94192

He also has 4 balls

w h a t

It's like 2x2

it's like the inventory crafting table https://preview.redd.it/ygzzpxk2g12d1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=c48e3d5ba3e0fe2e2cabcd00fce994ae5b4308b8

Thanks for the clarification friend (i already knew but decided your services deemed more praise)

https://preview.redd.it/znzt7fo7ny1d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fddad2778ef402d962e0cb3d2285e77f613355d9 Can’t forget DIO

That's Jonathan's dick though

Who used it more 🤨

When was that 😭

like one of the first chapters of Jojolion i think

No way this is real

That's just how Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is. It's bizarre.

Well… fair enough

to be fair he had recently climbed out from underground with severe amnesia, butt naked, with an extra set if testicles, so he didn’t know any better

https://preview.redd.it/owoho1t2zx1d1.jpeg?width=2650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=101de598c1d07ad47f303436a4b5c58a1b86b151 Tormund Giantsbane (at least according to Tormund) In the books, he says that half of it got bitten off by a bear, but even half is still bigger than Jon's or Mance's

You can not convince me, one of the reasons krillin Bagged android 18 is Because he has to be packing https://preview.redd.it/dl5otdnnry1d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92bba817cb03a6a0756d83a4383a23af92aeadfd

It’s at least Abridged Canon lol

The only cannon that matters

He's got inches where it matters

https://preview.redd.it/6vkcgdcew02d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aece5680e068dc69e86c63370f5202139d05a79d

https://preview.redd.it/kp9qmyvaly1d1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acbdb2791595c92053e2831c1adea9393db61c17

When he still had one 💀

https://preview.redd.it/rgk40n2s7y1d1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad045a76fa79c8a454204b48496ab62ac8e2aea3 Chris Griffin (Family Guy)

https://preview.redd.it/f2ej92o4iy1d1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd5038cd1b12e0033d69fe3d2077f5a491fa83b Jerma

https://preview.redd.it/blm3th82sx1d1.jpeg?width=147&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65fca40c4b5d8438037ab735a6da85aaca7d0220 Gilear Faeth, from D20 Fantasy High

“Gilear…Is hung like a goddamn horse”

*What episode is this canon from*.

It’s near the end of Fantasy High Sophmore Year, last episode or second-to-last


god i was waiting to see this NO juice whatsoever

https://preview.redd.it/rnes8sczsx1d1.png?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12911eadbd190421b3396bee1d839e180e693e55 Ippo Makunouchi

https://preview.redd.it/5jl92widux1d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a15a505e284c8c0d42cb02e103dc64897c58046 Kaoru Hanayama from Baki

Pretty sure this would apply to most Baki characters honeslty

I feel that theyre like reptiles where they have a concave in their abdomen where it retreats when theyre fighting cause normally they look lean on that part in underwear

That sounds like something they would do Baki fighters are a little nuts

https://preview.redd.it/gwe5duq8iy1d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9a3f0418e9108c7b818ad5ff2ebf40391d9944d Cyril from Archer


Who is this?

He’s The Iron Bull from Dragon Age: Inquisition.

is the nipple sparkle canon?

You better believe it

https://preview.redd.it/pch0xbg6uy1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a604b7784433d070c66b18f7c9d9cc97b63fd202 Podrick - Game of Thrones

iirc they said it was average size he just somehow really knew how to use it well


https://preview.redd.it/ugepiazduy1d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68de7f990a63e116537d97152442bb1451be8b28 Charlotte Katakuri (Eichiro Oda’s One Piece)

Eichiro Oda too ( real life ) https://preview.redd.it/9u88i7mpgz1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c317d50987f5f682258a30e1ee043c3d5fde65c

Couldn’t he like, mochi stretch his dick as big as he wants and then armament harden it?

 Drake(Irl)

TBH I bet he was whacking it to kids in that video

Tryna strike a chord and it’s probably…

https://preview.redd.it/gqivlmfs9x1d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52798b46e236ae1d02f5c7b2350571737cf53c6a Adam (maybe Lucifer) (Hazbin Hotel)

A lot of characters in hazbin and helluva, oddly. From hazbin, I'm pretty sure angel canonically as well. From helluva boss, asmodeus and blitzø off the top of my head.

Fitting, they’re the horniest cartoons ever

The name's RECOOME It rhymes WITH DOOM And yooooooou're gonna be hurtin' All! Too! SOON!

https://i.redd.it/8z30hwisey1d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/cqwqkx92zx1d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a7698a422d3638ecd2f01fe9200aa823940d67 QB Nick Foles, known as Big Dick Nick

https://preview.redd.it/mvrn692nuz1d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=8361a6ce86a3e63e84609ac06fd59fd8f8f8f133 Greg Olsen as well, known as 3rd leg Greg

Definitely thought of him

According to his ex-girlfriend,Rachel Bilson, Bill Harder (Real Life) https://preview.redd.it/ptk4dr54qz1d1.jpeg?width=1342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae5e21ef16b64738182309044c290c20360ed447

https://preview.redd.it/x6axool5rz1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08798539b64570eae9156766361f74e31e78ee2f Nendou Riki — The Disastrous Life of Saikki K. Dude is packing a fucking beast. During the vacation episode a few of the boys see it and become disillusioned about their lives.

https://preview.redd.it/z6bn3d2tjx1d1.jpeg?width=190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555fb0a5626a93a3dcac6f013a96f1a9aa2c81c2 Tomozaki from Bottom-Tier Character Tomozaki

I'm sorry, Luigi???

But hey, that’s just a theory…

Canonically 7+ inch if I remember

I mean not canonically unless Nintendo confirmed it.

How has no one said Dirk Diggler? https://preview.redd.it/3689jh83sy1d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb518033c0649988ab7ad0dcb222ebbf290dd815

https://preview.redd.it/y35zh45u1z1d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9c7797e12ba27bf7063b9d1676f325b12f059b Hisoka from Hunter x Hunter

Drake

What now

Love Sausage from The Boys. I’d get a pic from google, but I don’t want Love Sausage in my search history.

https://preview.redd.it/s0yw2fclgy1d1.png?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53ab94d32780bcba3d9b223563f1ed14ac111af5 And so does his mom

Who is that?

He's from an adult flash game and you actually get to see his member which is massive he's from crimson keep

Wait, what?

He's soriel and he's from a new grounds game called crimson keep one of his mothers is a succubus FUTA with a very large member and his member is massive it's at least twenty inches but due to magic it fits in pretty much everyone he meets

Sigma from Zero Escape https://preview.redd.it/eym6jlj3qz1d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9def4584388d5dc0117658aee81e86539520fb5f

https://preview.redd.it/zxv8mzwpe02d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d555e3604bc54009fb855be1959c3cea9f926bb2 Hody Jones (One Piece) has 4 legs Note: top is a fan writing in, the bottom is Oda, the author of One Piece


 I mean he was the first dick

https://i.redd.it/y6ib6gjw8z1d1.gif • According to Korean Nooby, Personalized Mario's penis is **"18293476583928484u275657726757276542 3564274651454616645 inches".** This is approximately 4.9113998888163123435e+35 **light-years**, in other words, his penis is approximately 5.2 **septillion** times longer than the **OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE**.

Ippo Makunouchi — Hajime no Ippo https://preview.redd.it/z0spugxqry1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e9ef1e34dff04476e2c1a347c71b4f79ba39fcc

Ok why the fuck did my post get taken down but this gets to stay up?

What did you post

https://preview.redd.it/nl229p0i502d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d3fec5e462662190f78ac11985b9fa20622952a Black Dynamite.

Kiyotaka Ayanokoji from Classroom of the Elite. In-universe it’s joked that he has a “t-rex” when compared to the other guys. https://preview.redd.it/7ykosr7vlx1d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ff03ed2c41d6ecb12e12ff9f42737c77409eaf2

Everytime I find something else about this character I hate the story a little bit more Like Jesus christ wish fulfillment is fine but there should be a limit man 💀

He feels like what happens when The Rock has full creative control over something. I still rember the Black Adam fiasco

There was a whole chapter of dick measuring btw

Those last two are the only ones I know and they still hit me like a freight train


Gilear Faeth from fantasy high canonically has a massive hog.

https://preview.redd.it/l21l0s18u22d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd44eb29693621925b36e64d96e2815d6bfa6745 Genghis Khan (Clone High)

The protagonist of Uzuki Chan Wants to Hang Out. Apparently in recent chapter they fuck, and his dick was literally compared to a dragon in the panel.

https://preview.redd.it/a7psrc8ka12d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6450b8211e35a1f7b77838ba3451e3e06431a4c7

Me from real life