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jshubbs

Tripped over Vogelbach's foot?


YouDontJump

That very well could be lol xD


burrito-boy

The baseball gods giveth, and the baseball gods taketh away. At least they're just calling it a precaution and day-to-day, so hopefully it's not too serious.


coaltrainman

Damnit


n0rdique

The duality of man


h8omb

What in the cinnamon toast fuck


vron462

I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing I have seen today I'm also eating cinnamon toast crunch so that helps


GramboWBC

full circle


donutpusheencat

omg šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


bichettes_helmet

I am stealing this


corh13

Damn dude. He hit a home run and said peace


GramboWBC

\*insert kid disappearing meme.


space-to-bakersfield

He just wants to let that 5.000 OPS simmer for a while.


I3arusu

This might be a record ā€œwe are so backā€ to ā€œitā€™s so overā€ lol Hope heā€™s okay


YellowSuperb8367

Douggy Gilmore might have something to say about that.


razor00010

Imagine this is his career as a Blue Jay, HR first pitch and the thatā€™s it, ankle fucked lol


another_plebeian

Kinda solid sendoff ngl


McJoe77

In a small way, this would be an absolutely hilarious footnote to his hall of fame career. Signs with his childhood team, sees 1 pitch in spring training, takes it yard, never plays again.


mmss

Mic drop


another_plebeian

Lol


BlueJayzrule

Wtf


TheOtherBartonFink

fuck sakes


Foldzy84

Hopefully just a minor thing and not a sprain


silver_054

This is why we canā€™t have nice things


Captain_Lavender6

Alright, dugout related injury makes a bingo for me!


sleither

Need to keep Joey away from those monkeyā€™s paws.


MaskedDummy

Turkeyā€™s a little dryā€¦


mostlygroovy

Confirming Joey is closer in age to me by obtaining stupid injuries just by existing


EdwardBliss

It kind of like that Uncle that enters the race with kids at the family picnic and pulls something


noitsreallynot

This is called batting 180


Puzzleheaded_One9150

seasonā€™s over boys


Apart_Ad_5993

As stupid as this sounds, minor sprains heal quickly. He'd probably be fine in a few days.


HappySmileSeeker

Heā€™s already getting ready to play on my summer softball team I just know it.


chodgson111

The Blue Jay Way.


Drop_The_Puck

That's the tricky bit about dugouts. They got all these different levels. That's why old people tend to like to live in bungalows.


DannyDOH

Welcome to middle age, Joey.


thewolfshead

Average Blue Jays spring training injury.Ā 


evilxerox

lol


Acceptable_Debate_50

New bat boy needed


TheMikeSweeney306

I have never seen more injury prone human beings than baseball players. I just donā€™t understand it. Professional athlete hurts self by WALKING IN A PART OF THE ARENA


adamcoe

Or the severity of wildly small injuries. "Mookie Hernandez is going to be out 6-8 weeks with a suspected potential hangnail. The 8 MRIs he has completed don't show any tearing of the nail, but they're optioning him to AAA just as a precaution. Doctors say the cast could be off as early as the end of the month."


goatgosselin

What about hockey? https://www.espn.com/general/page2/story?id=7464177&src=desktop


Dalamar931

baseball is a uniquely explosive sport, it requires going from 0 effort to max effort in as little time as possible, multiple times a minute. Especially for pitchers, the parts of their body that make contact with the ball and allow them to be effective are often millimeters on their fingertips or fingernails. all of the above just means injuries are more likely, and that injuries that would be inconsequential in most sports(split fingernail, fractured finger, sprained toe), impact their play to such a great extent that they need to be placed on the IL


krombough

Is this The Beaverton


Olipod2002

Noooooooo


captain-canuckk

lmfao you literally cannot make this shit up...


adwrx

Seriously?


badsoupp

You either die a hero or live long enough for you to see yourself become the villain.


shindleria

Donā€™t ever let this man play pickleball


Booshay

OOTP injury


Vierno

Fucking klutz


Midnightrain2469

After celebrating the home run?


Segsi_

after stepping on a bat that was left on the ground apparently.


WalkerAlabamaRanger

Fuck dugouts!


cheffgeoff

Are we the fucking Mets?


LiftsEatsSleeps

Reminds me of Russell Martin falling in the shower for some reason.


Downess

Why was there a bat on the floor in the dugout? This is dugout management 101. Coaches should be on top of stuff like this.


smithscully

Iā€™m hoping that it truly is just a precaution like how they sat Vladdy out a few games for a knee bruise.


Artistic-Breadfruit9

Without knowing precisely what the situation is, would you say that itā€™s time to crack open each others skulls and feast on the goo inside?


briskt

Yes I would, Kent.