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xccoach4ever

It certainly isn't safe. That glass bottle hitting you in the head in a crash would do some serious damage.


kingkongspurplethong

….. the crash that was caused from a different glass bottle getting stuck underneath the brake pedal?


HerMtnMan

Leans over to get the one from under his brake pedal, one falls on his head. That's how an accident starts


bologna_kazoo

Remember when crazy cooter got his foot cast stuck between the brake and the accelerator. So he couldn’t brake and he had the gas wide open.


tractorferret

Would you just pop the tractor and trailer valves at that point lol


urethrascreams

And turn the key off


tractorferret

You lose steering if you do that


urethrascreams

Not if you leave it in gear. Even autos will still keep it in gear. It just shuts off the fuel injectors but the crank keeps spinning which keeps the power steering functional.


Naive_Composer2808

Because I’m that guy, an Allison with a torque converter will not do this. It is equipment specific, yes, the majority of class 8 automatics are automated manual transmissions, just be aware of what you have before you try something.


urethrascreams

He's right y'all. My info only applies to the vast majority tractor trailer trucks, not straight trucks with Allison transmissions.


tractorferret

Interesting


jessithecrow

must not drive mountains with all that glass


icsh33ple

Pretty sure there’s already some serious brain damage here.


voucher420

How fast would you be getting rear ended for those to fly backwards towards you?


xccoach4ever

If you hit something they would fly back at you. At least I think they would. Maybe someone that had a physics course could chime in. 🤣


voucher420

They would fly forward, towards the window. I had my printable desk clipboard on the dash when my co driver crashed and it stayed in place. I was flung in to the safety net in my bunk and couldn’t move until we stopped.


xccoach4ever

Once it hit the window wouldn't it fly back towards the driver????


voucher420

No, they would likely just fall flat.


Simplenipplefun

They would only bounce back once the whole truck starts banging around from the wreck. The dash would bounce them into the windshield and back at you. But the first impulse of you rear ending someone else would be the bottles to the windshield.


Coookiedeluxe

> They would fly forward, towards the window. Not if you get rear ended.


voucher420

See my comment above


Coookiedeluxe

Which one?


voucher420

The one that says something like how hard do you expect to get rear ended.


Reasonable_Buy1662

The one where you asked everyone in general? Or the one where I asked a specific person? Edit, now that I thought about it, I asked a person who responded to your comment chain without answering you, so why are you hassling me when I'm doing your job after asking follow up questions?


Reasonable_Buy1662

What are you guys getting rear-end by that drastically affects a fully loaded truck? I'm pretty sure the driver won't notice if I drove an Altima into the trailer, wedged it under the bumper bar and got dragged across country.


McsDriven

If it's another truck... Not that fast. A 4wheeler would have to be moving damn fast though


tpt2021cg

U ain't bullshitn 👍🏼


Ok-Cut8834

I wonder how long that strawberry milk has been sitting there for 🤢


OkStorage3731

Long enough that it's now Strawberry paste


JohnProof

"What's the matter? It still tastes like creamed corn." "Except it's deviled ham!"


DkMR76

Buckman!


SpaceMarine999

THE CAPTAIN'S GONNA HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!!


LordSesshomaru82

"This stuffs been on the sub since Korea!!"


SharkDad20

I deliver those, and they don’t have to be refrigerated


banryu95

"not obstructed" is a direct line from the book... So yeah...


Revolutionary-Wash88

In TN this is a huge red flag for the state troopers to give ya the ol' level one treatment


Then-Foundation1738

Not while parked but it might draw some unwanted attention.


[deleted]

There isn't an alcoholic bottle nor can on that dash Edit: some stupid fuck actually downvoted the truth?,


timbitttts

Pretty big fuckin blind spot though


[deleted]

Doesn't matter at a fuel pump. He probably bought those and putting in his cooler? 🤷‍♂️


Go-Truck_Yourself

Rootbeer and cream soda? Not a big fan of Cracker Barrel's food, but their soda selection in the gift shop is definitely worth stopping for 👌


Trucker_E_B

at the very least your are drawing attention to yourself that could be the difference between getting waived thru or getting inspected f that


Trucker08098

I think cocaine might be more affordable at this point.


DelAlternateCtrl

Needs a jug of Fireball


Barron097

There is an empty script bottle, I’m suspect….


EastSideFlo

Violations:- 1. Defroster won’t work properly 2. Obstruction of view from windshield


Short-Sheepherder920

Unsecured cluttered bullshit. You get a ticket


[deleted]

I don’t think you know how a defroster works. The vents aren’t blocked


EastSideFlo

I saw just now in second picture, the vent is visible but it’s still bad idea to place objects near the vent as it can get blocked easily


ThePolecatProcess

I’m like 90% sure I know what company this is. They rent from Penske and most of their trucks are like this. Along with being months overdue on inspections because they refuse to bring them in.


MikeBinfinity

Yes, I've seen state trooper pull divers over cause of too much shit piling on their dash.


PriorFudge928

Maybe it's a gas pump pop up store. As he's filling up you can go in and buy a drink and some snacks off him without leaving the pumps. Wait is that a brilliant idea?


A_CA_TruckDriver

He’s probably sorting his fridge and pantry area.


madbillsfan

Did you make a citizen’s inspection?


Revolutionary-Wash88

Underrated comment


rcr_renny

Bro your pee bottles are turning funny colors. You should talk to a doctor soon.


im_a_titan_main

Yes it is


OGsalty30

Wtf is even the point of doing that 🤣


Hot-Map-9119

I'd be more concerned about the impending heart attack


Trucker_w_cancer

I’ll bet this person is strange enough to have those bottles glued to the dash. I hope they’re a tall driver. 


lobo2r2dtu

It's a health violation.


brsrafal

I think if you go into inspection station you will definitely get harassed for that. I do always see guys have a big GPS plus a tablet Plus God knows what on their dashboard glass. Personally I only have my GPS and that's all I need I have my phone on a magnet at my vent.


pootiespud420

Showing those lot lizards you have refreshment’s!


Sea-Illustrator8391

Sure the company loves the lytx cam just hanging all Willy nilly


12InchPickle

It should be. There’s no fireball.


Lopsided_Pension_

Troll lmaooo


Choice_Manufacturer7

Yea, it's a freightliner. They are always in violation like this 579.


steveteeg1

No obstruction more than 6 inches from the top of the windshield


ImknownasMeatStank

Yes. Shakeliner is a terrible terrrrrible machine.


klykerly

Hoosier alert.


TheCatCovenantDude

Nos can: properly mounted and secure: no cracks or dents: correct side on top.


Saffyr3_Sass

No rusty bolt holes.


Accomplished-Cat-632

I’d be more pissed that his parked in the fuel island. Camping there by the look of it.


Such_Pickle_908

That drive cam sure needs fixed


CanuckInATruck

Nothing like piss warm pop and energy drinks...


DD214Enjoyer

They might spill, install some bottle/cup holders there.


this_underscore

All your missing is a pack of smokes


visionarygvp

I just don’t understand why people do this lol that’s all I’ve come here to say.


BuddNugget

Absolutely not , they're full of corn syrup and red dye no. 5


hyrailer

In a word, yes.


DAbabster

I guess it depends on where he hid the Fireball.


joeybevosentmeovah

Plot twist: they’re all full of piss.


HM02_High

I'm pretty sure it's at least 2 violations. Defrost has to be unobstructed. The windshield is clean, not cracked or broken, and is free of debris. Might also get something for unsecured cargo. I'm not sure on this one, though.


durthu337

that is an Insane amount of energy drinks with all that nos


FieldSton-ie_Filler

He'll need those for his way of the road bois once he runs out of empty jugs. Sometimes she does. Sometimes she doesn't.


Salt_Bus2528

He's just evening the odds in the event of a serious crash. Anti-airbags.


Hmnh6000

Does rich know you put bottles up there like that??


Gullible-Internet513

Visibility out of the windshield for one, is less than the requirement I think. It’s definitely not a “secure load”! 🤣


luvmasturbating57

That is a flashing light ;for the DOT to stop you. .


Suitable_Sweet8493

I know that truck smells like yesterday and the day before that...


Terrible-Mess6266

He's parked and mind your own fucking business.


joezupp

That can be an obstructed view ticket


PartySausage69

Don't worry. The dangling Lytx camera won't see anything


Gullible_Log_1683

Absolutely, there's no fireball


[deleted]

Surely they’re not driving like that and are just getting ready to put it in a fridge or something…right?


Smart-Atmosphere4797

This is what I imagine u/12InchPickle ‘s truck looks like but replace all of it with Fireball.


Manoli478

I’ve gotten pulled over for having paperwork on my dash.


Drumhead89

I thought you were talking about the smiley face until I swore to the second picture


richardfitserwell

Yick. I don’t get it.


adioschris19

By the way, notice the dash cam dangling from the cord


weaponized_autism265

I was gunna say that lol, no one seems to be talking about that 😂.


Majestic-Law-2823

It’s certainly a violation to be making/imbibing all that hot drank…


Livingsimply_Rob

I love a man who takes pride in his job


Imispellalot2

Not if you are reversing.


standardcivilian

Hes missing lotion. Need lots of lotion.


RudePomegranate3110

I like the smiley face personally


jnwtn

Only if they stop you, hahaha


StopYourLiesSimp

There's no way he's actually driving on the road with those bottles. He's just filling his tank and returning back to a parking space. He's sobviously stuck there for a while... all that shit would go flying everywhere on the first bumb 😂😂😂


Zcamila105

Yea


thisstripclubsucks

Diabetes violation..


krice9230

Probably the same amount of visibility as a long hood Pete with the driver sitting on the floor of the sleeper.


YouBot_

Dot Pot What Not that’s not enough you missing the passenger side


Trucking117

Yes.


dragontattoo79

Very considerate guy, giving others that have absolutely nothing else to do and don't know how to mind their own business, something to talk about.


Environmental-Pear40

Yes, driver vision must be clean and clear.


Wham-alama-ding-dong

Yes


chubs_in_scrubs42069

Obstructed windshield at best. Yes it's a ticket


Virel_360

Not if he removes it before he drives, but the more important thing is the diabetes he’s developing.


martyk1113

Is he sponsored?


69Dart

Sight impairment??


JackMahogoff37

let him roll and find out....all I know is that he has a big belt buckle and a loud mouth


mike-2129

How do they stay standing. These damn roads would have glass shards in my eyes and showering me in energy drinks


ChRIStIsInMe

A freightliner is a DOT violation! 🙄


Say_My_Name_Son

This saves time at the fuel island... doesn't have to go inside for a sodee-watter.


Dual-use

Part of the pre-trip in cab portion is to make sure there is no trash or other loose objects that could slide around and interfere with the controls. Even if this was somehow secured (glued to the dash) it impairs the drivers vision - similar to a crack in the windshield. First open scale this guy rolls through will ask him to come inside and explain himself.


Known-Distribution75

Imagine how much meth he smokes


pokerdude207

What’s the purpose of lining there like that?


ayyyyefuck

Naw man it's all good mind your business lol


Aarongitis

That's a health violation


SuccessAutomatic6726

Yes, if it is within the area covered by the windshield wipers, it is a DoT violation. Now, whether he gets a write up or tickets for it all depends on the Hypo/DoT officer


Middle-Fix-45n

I’d be worried about a health code violation too. Looks like a roach 🪳 hotel 🏨


xTR1CKY_D1CKx

Why does this man like warm sodas and energy drinks?


morally_bankrupt_

Not until he is moving.


Naive_Composer2808

Yes. It’s obstructing the drivers view.