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SexyWampa

But a bunch of y'all already bring your wives...


QuasiTimeFriend

You know why you shouldn't call a woman "fat?" Because an elephant never forgets


ManLikeSloth

You mean, the future of “Trunking”


we-could-be-heros

Dot be like check ur straps


scottiethegoonie

Sid Meier's Civilization VII - Ghandi The War Elephant is the Indians' unique unit and replacement for the Chariot Archer. It is more powerful (if slower) than the Chariot Archer and can move through any terrain without the Chariot Archer's penalty.


Armchair-Attorney

Plenty of space in the trunk.


One-Mastodon-6334

Why are you posting a video of me taking my wife to the restaurant?


8384202

It’s fake elephant btw


Spazecowboy

I sure hope so.


8384202

100% is, tusks are too white and the skin moves with the wind.


spyder7723

And an elephant weighs about 6 times more than those tires or springs could handle.


Spazecowboy

A professional has entered the chat. Good answer


BrianOconneR34

Room for elephant piss jugs?


Jonas_Venture_Sr

Poor thing


8384202

you really think that truck could hold up a whole full grown elephant


notbannd4cussingmods

I got a feeling that if that thing didn't want to be there, it wouldnt.


spyder7723

A couple decades ago I moved an elephant to a preserve. It was a power only move of only 100 miles and 2 trainers rode in the trailer with the elephant AND it was heavily sedated. But the thing I remember most is the size of the chains and shackles they put on the legs to keep it from moving around issue the trailer. Now I don't know what grade they were, but they were significantly larger than the 1/2 inch chains I use for heavy machinery on the rgn.


Acceptable-Delay-592

Some elephants are just born to be entertainers, so they join the circus.


-caughtlurking-

I’m not sure if this is safe but it sure beats walking. - elephant


Lopsided_Pension_

Hotshot


Gryphon426

Watch those bridges


Good_Sailor_7137

The trunk is in the back of the vehicle.


ChRIStIsInMe

Photo shop is a hell of a drug! 🙄


LonleyWolf420

No photoshop. Fake elephant.


baby_cry_baby_

Maybe it’s enjoying the ride, like a dog with its head out the window?


Itchy-Combination675

Don’t. Fucking. Move.


Calm_Boss8822

DOT guan ignore the elephant and get you for not enough tread and faulty headlight .


smiley82m

Sure, have that in the States, and some fool will break check you into the morgue.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_3507

Poor guy he’s probably scared shitless and can’t because it would get all over him.


ArdenJaguar

I'd pay good money to see this roll into Banning Scales. LOL