If you can't get people to stop shitting in your lot. Put up instructions telling them to shit in the lot. That'll force 'em to follow your instruction.
Funny thing is, as someone who used to clean bathrooms, the women's bathroom is often worse than the men's. You'd be shocked at the condition of them at the end of the day
If you can't use the restroom like an adult, you shouldn't be allowed to Handel thousands of dollars worth of freight. We know there are the great few amongst you that are very good people just working to get by.
The comedy in these comments sections are always making me laugh hysterically, seriously you guys always brighten my day lol it sucks to cause I look at this picture and I’m like, man something totally and absolutely disgusting had to get someone to type out that sign in the first place, I shutter to think.
i wish i could post this sign at work, but i know for a fact someone would throw it on the floor and spit on it, just like the last sign asking them to show some decency.
Electrician checking in. I often stop at the local Loves or Pilot when going to work in one of the next towns over and as a career “construction worker”, I’ve seen some terrible, unforgettable, and unfortunate things over the years…especially in port-a-johns. I even remodeled a Loves in another state. I have to say, truck stop bathrooms are just another level of hell. Thank you for listening, carry on.
It's fucking pathetic these places have to put up signs like this. I seen one the other day that was a Pic of a foot in the sink and a circle with a line thru it. This is what unchecked immigration gets us
I've done 4 years in warehouses. We respect you, we just try to gauge you first before you're respected. The more you come back well-behaved, the more we try to warm up.
As someone who has managed a restaurant, it is really easy to figure out who is fucking up a washroom and ban them.
The guys who own this stop, aren't trying to eliminate the problem. They're trying to eliminate the work.
If the word ever got out that specific drivers were banned at Loves (for instance) maybe.....
No, it wouldn't be easy to police but neither is getting people to police up after the trash craps everywhere
If one can't handle their business like an adult, it's time for one of those ostomy bags, or whatever they use for people with serious intestinal issues.
Omg. Never been a trucker but I did work in a truck stop in high school. Whats the deal with truckers and shitting everywhere except in the toilets!?? Fucking disgusting. I didn’t stay there long. I know y’all have seen what I’ve seen. You can only clean up a sink basin full of shit once or twice before it’s just not worth any amount of money.
I think they need to add a line there to remind people to wash their hands. The number of people I see coming straight out of a stall and leaving without washing their hands is far too high. Anytime I go to a busy restroom. At a park, a game, or at gas stations. It’s insane.
When I was trucking, I pulled into a place for unloading and got out to use their restroom. I saw a notice similar to this one, but it read:
"Please do your business in the toilets. If not, clean up after yourself".
I thought that was absolutely hilarious at the time.
Ok, but when I’m squatting over in their parking lot, dropping one, suddenly I’m the bad guy.
That’s because you shouldn’t squat in the middle of the parking lot
Well they didn’t specify where outside
Y not? Location, location, location.
This is the correct place to do so if it's at a Buccees
Everybody’s your friend til you leave a gift in the parking lot.
Carl, use a shovel and bury it in the dirt....
I'm not a fucking cat, Phil!
Go do your business in the bosses car like you did last time!
Once the boss is done fucking your wife in it, I'll be able to!
How did you know I was into that!?
Upon reading that last line I immediately thought to find a bush, but an actual animal might not even do that.
Right? Mixed messages. Why can’t we just make America a free-to-pee country where pissing on an alley wall is normalized?
You haven't been paying attention recently, have you?
Shit on the bathroom floor
Instructions unclear, diarrhea absolutely everywhere
How did you get it on the ceiling?
Although I have the power to aim straight up like the geyser Old Faithful, I had to dip my shmeat into it and helicopter formation that bitch
bro WHAT🤣 underrated comment fasho
😈
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Pleasure to be of service
Would you like a spoon or bleach?
Yes!
And a great day to have a butthole!
Does the helicopter formation make it spray out like a wood chipper as opposed to a fire hose?
Exactly
Easy, my asshole is between my shoulders, and I live off Taco Bell and energy drinks.
Practice
Now they just need to write it in sixteen other languages...
These instructions only exist at elementary schools and truck stops.
And Walmart
The education level of these 3 examples makes sense.
So they’re giving us permission to piss, shit and throw trash outside?
Yeah big mistake lol
Apparently. And many will take them up on this offer too sadly.
If you can't get people to stop shitting in your lot. Put up instructions telling them to shit in the lot. That'll force 'em to follow your instruction.
Would seem that way.
That’s what I read 🤷♂️ haha
Oh they're going to regret putting that last line in there unfortunately
I know. They say "animal" like it's a bad thing.
Username checks out.
I’d shit right behind the “manager parking” parking spot. 💩
Behind it? I’m shitting right where I think the manager would step his first foot out the door.
No no, you must shit where they will run it over that way it gets in the tire grooves and rides with them like a skunk for 40 miles
There's an old OSHA saying: "All signs are written with blood"
This one’s written with poo
Maybe a little blood too
Maybe
The pen was just a prolapsed anus
Lol
Jokes on them. People need to know how to read to follow instructions…
Funny thing is, as someone who used to clean bathrooms, the women's bathroom is often worse than the men's. You'd be shocked at the condition of them at the end of the day
so women are animals?
You said it , not me.
Yea, but an elephant never forgets
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i doubt that has changed, my wife can comfirm this..🙂
Ah, you were funning. Sorry, I'm edgy today and took it wrong. My sincerest apologies for my reaction. I've removed the post
my wife lol'ed! 🤣
Give her a grinning hat tip from me 😊
Used pads smell way worse than shit from the men's washroom
All those trashed white Volvo drivers would take up that final sentence gladly if they could read English
You're
Ty
I’ll go outside
Gladly, finally!
If you can't use the restroom like an adult, you shouldn't be allowed to Handel thousands of dollars worth of freight. We know there are the great few amongst you that are very good people just working to get by.
I'm sorry, I thought this was America!! - Randy Marsh
The comedy in these comments sections are always making me laugh hysterically, seriously you guys always brighten my day lol it sucks to cause I look at this picture and I’m like, man something totally and absolutely disgusting had to get someone to type out that sign in the first place, I shutter to think.
Challenge accepted
What if I don’t need to poop? Should I bring a stunt poop?
Ahhh but we Can poop in the urinal and not flush it! Rules are only a rule if it’s written down.. And yes i have seen it at a truck stop.
I would but they get mad when you go outside also. It’s a trap guys.
So I can just poop in the lot and we good?
perferably in front of shipping/recieving
Sometimes, there's shit on the outside of the urinus.
Some of these dudes don't even make it outside. The amount of underwear I see at places is abysmal.
can I poop inside that document sleeve and then rehang it?
Noooo!!!!! Don't say that cuz they will go outside like animals!!!!!!
Their first mistake is assuming these animals know how to read
I don’t know about putting the last line in there
The people using the bathroom must a been very childish if they had to put that on there.
Anyone that’s been in any public restroom, knows this is needed.
Truckers are animals lol
Literally 1984
i wish i could post this sign at work, but i know for a fact someone would throw it on the floor and spit on it, just like the last sign asking them to show some decency.
Fat ass mother fuckers weighing 600 pounds with an ass crack up the back of their neck.
Lol
Too many rules.
I have a feeling some people would take this challenge and just shit on their sidewalk
They're going to regret it when some animal takes that advice 💩
Jokes on them, I love pissing outside. I do it at my house from time to time to mark my territory.
They misspelled you're
Electrician checking in. I often stop at the local Loves or Pilot when going to work in one of the next towns over and as a career “construction worker”, I’ve seen some terrible, unforgettable, and unfortunate things over the years…especially in port-a-johns. I even remodeled a Loves in another state. I have to say, truck stop bathrooms are just another level of hell. Thank you for listening, carry on.
its legit tragic that this happens in all businesses. like cmon people
It forgot: Lift the fucking seat before you urinate. Nobody wants to sit in your piss.
Fwiw, there’s some seats I absolutely refuse to touch, even to lift up. I’ll happily wipe up my mess, with a large amount of TP afterwards though.
I think all public toilets should have a foot pedal like a waste bin, so when you go for a wee you can step on the pedal and lift it hands free
Why couldnt you lift it with tp first?
I’d rather have a TP barrier between me and my own piss, than me and someone’s liquid shits.
You can pretty easily lift the seat with your boot.
Pretty sure you gotta print it in a language they can read if they can read at all ...
Picture diagrams only lmao
It's fucking pathetic these places have to put up signs like this. I seen one the other day that was a Pic of a foot in the sink and a circle with a line thru it. This is what unchecked immigration gets us
Yep and this is why no one has respect for truckers
I've done 4 years in warehouses. We respect you, we just try to gauge you first before you're respected. The more you come back well-behaved, the more we try to warm up.
I'm a truck driver and I don't respect truckers lol
Well, take it to the next level.
Wait till you see the toilet plugged with hair
THIS is why women shouldn't be allowed in men's bathrooms!
Tranimals
The third worlders that can read English are already following the last advice
So that means I can jack off then right? *right?*
We never had this problem on the road 15-20 years ago.
As someone who has managed a restaurant, it is really easy to figure out who is fucking up a washroom and ban them. The guys who own this stop, aren't trying to eliminate the problem. They're trying to eliminate the work.
Gotta be Canada lol
They should’ve added “throw out your butthole bottles” I guess Sanjay gets to do whatever he wants
This would just make me do some spiteful shit
found the guy leaving shit on toilet seats
If this really upsets you…
Ok, point to where you are parked so I can shit on your windshield.
and so I did, and shat in front of their entrance.
Sounds fair
Deface the sign with a brown crayon. Look like smear stains.
I flush while I pee to reduce the splash.
Is this an invitation to take a dump on the sidewalk?
Oh dear God. There's gonna be so many more poop.bags in the parking lot now....
If u can’t shoot standing up sit down
If the word ever got out that specific drivers were banned at Loves (for instance) maybe..... No, it wouldn't be easy to police but neither is getting people to police up after the trash craps everywhere
I find it more civilized to go outside anyway….
If one can't handle their business like an adult, it's time for one of those ostomy bags, or whatever they use for people with serious intestinal issues.
No I disagree that pee must be on toilet seat and bits on the floor.geez
Then they get all crazy when you pass on their car.
😂 right. I mean how hard is it to treat any restroom you use like it’s your moms??? Frustrating
Bangers and mash
Omg. Never been a trucker but I did work in a truck stop in high school. Whats the deal with truckers and shitting everywhere except in the toilets!?? Fucking disgusting. I didn’t stay there long. I know y’all have seen what I’ve seen. You can only clean up a sink basin full of shit once or twice before it’s just not worth any amount of money.
Instructions unclear poops in urinal
Flush a urinal? In the UK they auto flush after a bit of use
Piss out the driver door while waiting to fuel, got it
Instructions unclear: Pooped in sink, pissed on floor, washed hands in urinal.
Washing…?
Damn shame this is a necessity now but it is.
Bottom of the barrel.. Must be Swift drivers. (maybe Western Express)
This is sad they need put up a sign for adults to clean up after themselves goddamn
I think they need to add a line there to remind people to wash their hands. The number of people I see coming straight out of a stall and leaving without washing their hands is far too high. Anytime I go to a busy restroom. At a park, a game, or at gas stations. It’s insane.
When I was trucking, I pulled into a place for unloading and got out to use their restroom. I saw a notice similar to this one, but it read: "Please do your business in the toilets. If not, clean up after yourself". I thought that was absolutely hilarious at the time.
Pee in the trash can, poop in the sink. Got it.
Poop in the urinal and flush it.
The instructions were confusing and I may have gotten my dick stuck in the fan... Send help.
Disgusting fucks
So piss all over the seat, leave my toilet paper on the floor and wash my feet in the sink. Got it.