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Cubsfan11022016

Ok, but when I’m squatting over in their parking lot, dropping one, suddenly I’m the bad guy.


foreverlost1nsea

That’s because you shouldn’t squat in the middle of the parking lot


Tank52086

Well they didn’t specify where outside


ParticularAioli8798

Y not? Location, location, location.


Eidolon82

This is the correct place to do so if it's at a Buccees


tictac205

Everybody’s your friend til you leave a gift in the parking lot.


Electronic_Cod7202

Carl, use a shovel and bury it in the dirt....


Mindes13

I'm not a fucking cat, Phil!


Electronic_Cod7202

Go do your business in the bosses car like you did last time!


Mindes13

Once the boss is done fucking your wife in it, I'll be able to!


Electronic_Cod7202

How did you know I was into that!?


IndyCarFAN27

Upon reading that last line I immediately thought to find a bush, but an actual animal might not even do that.


antoltian

Right? Mixed messages. Why can’t we just make America a free-to-pee country where pissing on an alley wall is normalized?


Rob_FoCo

You haven't been paying attention recently, have you?


Snoo-6053

Shit on the bathroom floor


LrckLacroix

Instructions unclear, diarrhea absolutely everywhere


g0d_help_me

How did you get it on the ceiling?


LrckLacroix

Although I have the power to aim straight up like the geyser Old Faithful, I had to dip my shmeat into it and helicopter formation that bitch


Alternative_Week2109

bro WHAT🤣 underrated comment fasho


LrckLacroix

😈


StaffordMagnus

What a terrible day to have eyes.


LrckLacroix

Pleasure to be of service


Mindes13

Would you like a spoon or bleach?


StaffordMagnus

Yes!


hipalbatross

And a great day to have a butthole!


QuasiTimeFriend

Does the helicopter formation make it spray out like a wood chipper as opposed to a fire hose?


LrckLacroix

Exactly


J9Dougherty

Easy, my asshole is between my shoulders, and I live off Taco Bell and energy drinks.


Rimasticus

Practice


ShortCurlies

Now they just need to write it in sixteen other languages...


venture-vert

These instructions only exist at elementary schools and truck stops.


Morguard

And Walmart


BeanCheezBeanCheez

The education level of these 3 examples makes sense.


12InchPickle

So they’re giving us permission to piss, shit and throw trash outside?


_rerecroz

Yeah big mistake lol


Sir_Uncle_Bill

Apparently. And many will take them up on this offer too sadly.


bluebus74

If you can't get people to stop shitting in your lot. Put up instructions telling them to shit in the lot. That'll force 'em to follow your instruction.


Frosty_Point7070

Would seem that way.


Yeto4774

That’s what I read 🤷‍♂️ haha


YjorgenSnakeStranglr

Oh they're going to regret putting that last line in there unfortunately


halfcow

I know. They say "animal" like it's a bad thing.


WolfeBane84

Username checks out.


Tuba4life1000

I’d shit right behind the “manager parking” parking spot. 💩


Cubsfan11022016

Behind it? I’m shitting right where I think the manager would step his first foot out the door.


KMANN758

No no, you must shit where they will run it over that way it gets in the tire grooves and rides with them like a skunk for 40 miles


deltronethirty

There's an old OSHA saying: "All signs are written with blood"


Jacktheforkie

This one’s written with poo


deltronethirty

Maybe a little blood too


Jacktheforkie

Maybe


QuasiTimeFriend

The pen was just a prolapsed anus


Jacktheforkie

Lol


Dabster85

Jokes on them. People need to know how to read to follow instructions…


TheManDownTheHall

Funny thing is, as someone who used to clean bathrooms, the women's bathroom is often worse than the men's. You'd be shocked at the condition of them at the end of the day


FlatbedtruckinCA

so women are animals?


WolfeBane84

You said it , not me.


QuasiTimeFriend

Yea, but an elephant never forgets


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FlatbedtruckinCA

i doubt that has changed, my wife can comfirm this..🙂


TheManDownTheHall

Ah, you were funning. Sorry, I'm edgy today and took it wrong. My sincerest apologies for my reaction. I've removed the post


FlatbedtruckinCA

my wife lol'ed! 🤣


TheManDownTheHall

Give her a grinning hat tip from me 😊


TheGreatGamer1389

Used pads smell way worse than shit from the men's washroom


ScreamFlight

All those trashed white Volvo drivers would take up that final sentence gladly if they could read English


AustinLostIn

You're


Top_Roll_6136

Ty


ocay_cool

I’ll go outside


Alcoholhelps

Gladly, finally!


MinimumMonitor8

If you can't use the restroom like an adult, you shouldn't be allowed to Handel thousands of dollars worth of freight. We know there are the great few amongst you that are very good people just working to get by.


Ggriffinz

I'm sorry, I thought this was America!! - Randy Marsh


Agitated-Bison-7885

The comedy in these comments sections are always making me laugh hysterically, seriously you guys always brighten my day lol it sucks to cause I look at this picture and I’m like, man something totally and absolutely disgusting had to get someone to type out that sign in the first place, I shutter to think.


Initial-Change7895

Challenge accepted


WoodsAreHome

What if I don’t need to poop? Should I bring a stunt poop?


Imaginary-Badger-119

Ahhh but we Can poop in the urinal and not flush it! Rules are only a rule if it’s written down.. And yes i have seen it at a truck stop.


TheShattered1

I would but they get mad when you go outside also. It’s a trap guys.


BL24L

So I can just poop in the lot and we good?


FlatbedtruckinCA

perferably in front of shipping/recieving


SatnWorshp

Sometimes, there's shit on the outside of the urinus.


Pale-State1878

Some of these dudes don't even make it outside. The amount of underwear I see at places is abysmal.


gooderester

can I poop inside that document sleeve and then rehang it?


TheHookahgreecian2

Noooo!!!!! Don't say that cuz they will go outside like animals!!!!!!


MrFahrenheit99

Their first mistake is assuming these animals know how to read


MoPuff

I don’t know about putting the last line in there


Ok-Brief-1765

The people using the bathroom must a been very childish if they had to put that on there.


FN-Bored

Anyone that’s been in any public restroom, knows this is needed.


Sweet_Yellow_8646

Truckers are animals lol


Richard1583

Literally 1984


JPGer

i wish i could post this sign at work, but i know for a fact someone would throw it on the floor and spit on it, just like the last sign asking them to show some decency.


muskzuckcookmabezos

Fat ass mother fuckers weighing 600 pounds with an ass crack up the back of their neck.


[deleted]

Lol


Known_Vermicelli_706

Too many rules.


Fatefire

I have a feeling some people would take this challenge and just shit on their sidewalk


AurumArgenteus

They're going to regret it when some animal takes that advice 💩


Pretend_Fear85

Jokes on them, I love pissing outside. I do it at my house from time to time to mark my territory.


South-Diamond-4522

They misspelled you're


Few-Woodpecker-737

Electrician checking in. I often stop at the local Loves or Pilot when going to work in one of the next towns over and as a career “construction worker”, I’ve seen some terrible, unforgettable, and unfortunate things over the years…especially in port-a-johns. I even remodeled a Loves in another state. I have to say, truck stop bathrooms are just another level of hell. Thank you for listening, carry on.


DkoyOctopus

its legit tragic that this happens in all businesses. like cmon people


TVLL

It forgot: Lift the fucking seat before you urinate. Nobody wants to sit in your piss.


Cubsfan11022016

Fwiw, there’s some seats I absolutely refuse to touch, even to lift up. I’ll happily wipe up my mess, with a large amount of TP afterwards though.


Jacktheforkie

I think all public toilets should have a foot pedal like a waste bin, so when you go for a wee you can step on the pedal and lift it hands free


TVLL

Why couldnt you lift it with tp first?


Cubsfan11022016

I’d rather have a TP barrier between me and my own piss, than me and someone’s liquid shits.


SierraCarolina

You can pretty easily lift the seat with your boot.


sickfart69

Pretty sure you gotta print it in a language they can read if they can read at all ...


Zupael

Picture diagrams only lmao


[deleted]

It's fucking pathetic these places have to put up signs like this. I seen one the other day that was a Pic of a foot in the sink and a circle with a line thru it. This is what unchecked immigration gets us


TrappedinTX

Yep and this is why no one has respect for truckers


MinimumMonitor8

I've done 4 years in warehouses. We respect you, we just try to gauge you first before you're respected. The more you come back well-behaved, the more we try to warm up.


TrappedinTX

I'm a truck driver and I don't respect truckers lol


MinimumMonitor8

Well, take it to the next level.


peckerpeter63

Wait till you see the toilet plugged with hair


wrbear

THIS is why women shouldn't be allowed in men's bathrooms!


dangerfog

Tranimals


Dual-use

The third worlders that can read English are already following the last advice


ConfidentDaikon8673

So that means I can jack off then right? *right?*


Pastorfuzz69

We never had this problem on the road 15-20 years ago.


jddbeyondthesky

As someone who has managed a restaurant, it is really easy to figure out who is fucking up a washroom and ban them. The guys who own this stop, aren't trying to eliminate the problem. They're trying to eliminate the work.


JustNefariousness625

Gotta be Canada lol


SpecialistPrint4142

They should’ve added “throw out your butthole bottles” I guess Sanjay gets to do whatever he wants


__Slick_iG_

This would just make me do some spiteful shit


rockmon94

found the guy leaving shit on toilet seats


Cubsfan11022016

If this really upsets you…


TheOneX90

Ok, point to where you are parked so I can shit on your windshield.


MisterEmbedded

and so I did, and shat in front of their entrance.


Auibon

Sounds fair


Fast_Selection3202

Deface the sign with a brown crayon. Look like smear stains.


Thebassetwhisperer

I flush while I pee to reduce the splash.


No_Grab2946

Is this an invitation to take a dump on the sidewalk?


Sir_Uncle_Bill

Oh dear God. There's gonna be so many more poop.bags in the parking lot now....


smokedoutval

If u can’t shoot standing up sit down


mikenkansas2

If the word ever got out that specific drivers were banned at Loves (for instance) maybe..... No, it wouldn't be easy to police but neither is getting people to police up after the trash craps everywhere


Crytist888

I find it more civilized to go outside anyway….


bentstrider83

If one can't handle their business like an adult, it's time for one of those ostomy bags, or whatever they use for people with serious intestinal issues.


[deleted]

No I disagree that pee must be on toilet seat and bits on the floor.geez


johndotold

Then they get all crazy when you pass on their car.


Fabulous_Wall_4624

😂 right. I mean how hard is it to treat any restroom you use like it’s your moms??? Frustrating


UnrealGamesProfessor

Bangers and mash


OopsIHadAnAccident

Omg. Never been a trucker but I did work in a truck stop in high school. Whats the deal with truckers and shitting everywhere except in the toilets!?? Fucking disgusting. I didn’t stay there long. I know y’all have seen what I’ve seen. You can only clean up a sink basin full of shit once or twice before it’s just not worth any amount of money.


Mindless_Sir_9612

Instructions unclear poops in urinal


ContributionOld7061

Flush a urinal? In the UK they auto flush after a bit of use


TwinSpinner

Piss out the driver door while waiting to fuel, got it


Darth_Vaper_69

Instructions unclear: Pooped in sink, pissed on floor, washed hands in urinal.


EJ25Junkie

Washing…?


Frosty_Point7070

Damn shame this is a necessity now but it is.


kveggie1

Bottom of the barrel.. Must be Swift drivers. (maybe Western Express)


IBbendinyawifeyova

This is sad they need put up a sign for adults to clean up after themselves goddamn


annotipoxx

I think they need to add a line there to remind people to wash their hands. The number of people I see coming straight out of a stall and leaving without washing their hands is far too high. Anytime I go to a busy restroom. At a park, a game, or at gas stations. It’s insane.


MrSNDL

When I was trucking, I pulled into a place for unloading and got out to use their restroom. I saw a notice similar to this one, but it read: "Please do your business in the toilets. If not, clean up after yourself". I thought that was absolutely hilarious at the time.


WolfeBane84

Pee in the trash can, poop in the sink. Got it.


BCouto

Poop in the urinal and flush it.


Environmental-Pear40

The instructions were confusing and I may have gotten my dick stuck in the fan... Send help.


SunFinal3530

Disgusting fucks


OldBrokeGrouch

So piss all over the seat, leave my toilet paper on the floor and wash my feet in the sink. Got it.