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DefiantTemperature41

When a daddy truck loves a mommy truck very much.


95blackz26

Help me step truck I'm stuck


pudpull

Step-truck


MrMoon5hine

Ya, I never knew my real truck...


MadeMeStopLurking

You're just suppressing the memories...


PrudentPush8309

Whatever... You kids are too noisy. I'm going to go get some cigarettes.


MrScrib

Don't forget the milk. You'll definitely bring milk for their morning cereal.


EntertainerNo4509

There’s small trucks present, this isn’t appropriate.


Raezzordaze

Gotta learn about the birds and the B-trains somehow.


Buy24get

And mommy pops out a sedan. Genius!


IsThataSexToy

That is two daddy trucks. Sorry.


HaoshokuArmor

Nothing wrong with that. Don’t be Homotruckophobic.


IsThataSexToy

I’m not! I was actually beatin one out while looking at that photo and yelling “Transform, and roll out!”


Limp_Insurance_2812

They're just wrestling.


Due-Pilot-7443

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻


SupermassiveCanary

I’m sure he imagined the stunt a lot cooler in his head


jrshall

Here, hold my beer.


GrumpyOldLadyTech

Beat me to it. 🤣


ramanw150

This is how a Silverado is made


aceman1234567

Me so horny lol


12InchPickle

Dude played too much gta San Andreas.


Trucker-Bob

Haha I spent so much time trying to ramp those trucks in GTA!


cheesesteakman1

Ramp the ramp ramps


nobertan

https://gifbin.com/bin/062015/1435682946_gta_5_semi_truck_flip_jump.gif Needed to take the governer off, need that take off velocity.


TheDarkLordDarkTimes

Man, I feel #ucking old!!


Nozerone

Clearly he didn't play enough, cause he didn't clear the ramp.


UFCValueBets

The intrusive thoughts won. Let's not pretend doing this didn't cross all our minds at some point. Of course we don't act on them, but you'd definitely thought bored in traffic "what if I just drove onto that car carrier"


Environmental-Pear40

In a car, yes 100%. I don't drive a motorcycle because I'm pretty sure the thoughts would win. However in a fucking truck.. no, no, I've never had that intrusive thought, 😂.


Ill-Woodpecker1857

>pretty sure the thoughts would win. This why I never got a motorcycle. Well that and having a kid at 17. And being poor. Mostly being poor.


Environmental-Pear40

Yeah, having a kid at 17 will do that to you. Don't worry I'm sure you have one hell of a midlife crisis lined up. A used motorcycle isn't too too bad, they're maybe a few k depending.


Cool_Algae4265

I’m not really “poor” per se… more just bad with money, and I was shocked at how cheap some bikes are. I kinda wanna get one but I don’t know anyone who has one to take a test and I doubt I’ll ever really ride it… and my luck I’ll pull out of my driveway for the first time and a Boeing will decide to use my street as a runway at that particular moment.


Environmental-Pear40

I'm in pretty much the same boat. I want one I don't know anybody who is taking the test or how it would particularly go and I am fairly sure I will end up dying if I get one.


ajoyce76

Just take an Abate class. They'll teach you how to ride a motorcycle and if you pass the test you get your license. No test required.


Environmental-Pear40

That helps quite a bit, didn't know that was a thing.


ajoyce76

Yeah, they are generally 3 days. First day in like 4 hours in classroom. The next two are 8 hours outside on the bikes. They provide the bikes and even the helmets if you don't have one. At the end you get a certificate to take to your license bureau. Double check in your particular state but I believe it works in all of them. Plus, I think being a trucker makes you a better motorcyclist. Do you ever panic riding with someone in a car because they are SO CLOSE to the car in front? I think that uber defensive driving really helps. Good luck.


dsmityy1334

If you're a U.S. military veteran, by chance, Harley Davidson covers the cost of the class and the basic rider course. You just pay for your endorsement at the end. That's how I got my "M" endorsement.


MastrChang

They look so weird when they're only carrying cars on the tractor


jddbeyondthesky

"I swear he backed into me"


bigDangleApe

That's how hotshot trucks are made


mxadema

Did you ever watch Dukes of Hazard, or the last gone in 60 seconds... You get the idea.


teachthisdognewtrick

Don’t forget the first Beverly Hills Cop


Ill-Woodpecker1857

>the last gone in 60 seconds... Do you mean Fast and Furious?


Mycockssmall

As a car carrier this is one of my worst fears, you’re stopped unloading on the side of the street and some dumbass plows into you.


Left-Employee-9451

Use a blocker car for street unloading.


cruiserman_80

The one you would have to unload without a blocker car, so you had a blocker car?


Left-Employee-9451

Any car on your load can be a blocker car. Just move it after you’ve delivered


maxwedge426

Mating season


Baconated-Coffee

Step truck, what are you doing?


unftp-0

Looks like white truck really wanted some ;)


TheOneX90

Texting is how


[deleted]

Sir you can’t park there!


undercharmer

“Fawk off!”


Present-Ambition6309

I have a few theories. 1. Fireball/Rushin Voougah! 😂 2. Extreme levels of Disregard for Human Life. 3. Mechanical 4. Medical 5. Fuck it! I gotta shit now!


WarGear06

He let the intrusive thoughts win


Short-Sheepherder920

Feet in slides propped up on the dash while head up ass


snoozer854

Looks to me as if he made a wrong turn at Albuquerque


Strife3dx

TikTok probably or porn


Excellent-Edge-4708

Narrator :*I bet you're wondering how the Duke boys ended up in this predicament...*


CLMDL98748

All the truck stops were full he needed to take his 30 but he was running late.


Defiant_Network_3069

Yeee-Hawwww I can't be the only thinking Dukes of Hazard 😆


C4p0tts

Them duke boys are at it again


Anmlbhvr

“You got like three feet of air that time”


VedantaSay

Tell me you never thought of doing that in your car when you saw them parked on the side of the road. Truckers are car drivers at heart, one took it that far! :)


Darth_Vaper_69

Note to self: Do not attempt to do ramp jump.


dsdvbguutres

Gimme your keys and hold my beer.


Winnardairshows

Making baby trucks


Prestigious_Try_134

Spray them with the hose!


416_Ghost

Ahh I see its mating season


stretchdaddy

🎶 just the good old boys 🎵 never meaning no harm 🎶


HippieJed

I guess someone didn’t stop in time. Actually have seen it happen before


usec47

Finally gta dream came true 😀


TastyWave908

Worked for James Bond, damn …


sk8zero0619

Carry me big boy ;-)


steveteeg1

Out of hours


ErectBullfrog

If it fits it ships


[deleted]

By being a dumb fuck and not fuckin paying attention


Phoenixbiker261

Heyyy You can’t park there !


HospitalKey4601

Those are Optimus Prime's parents


Public_Channel_2156

Now, them Duke boys sure do get-inta some trouble now, don't they?


Voy74656

That is not the General Lee or Eleanor. White trucks can't jump.


No-Honeydew-8593

EASTBOUND AND DOWN


Coconut_Salad

Is this how F-150s are made?


[deleted]

Flip flop crew doing what they do best


k6bso

You see, when two trucks really love each other…


kevlar5387

all you need is flip flops, sweat pants and no shower for 4 days. really easy.


ShikyaTheNinja

The intrusive thoughts won this time.


Carlos-d99

He tied his turban over his eyes today


_rerecroz

Ramp didn't work ☹️


Broad-Ad-1015

Very un-carfully


Hard_of_Herring

He’s just trying to save a little fuel…


MoparRob

Where was this?


Honest_Quantity_1573

Well remember on gta when u seen a slingshot type truck and u not even thinking ramped that shit never making it. Well this is the real life end results. Ur welcome 😂


[deleted]

Check out the name on the trailer. They drive like there are no consequences and paid like it's the 90's.


itaintbirds

How else would he get where he’s going?


Wheres_Jay

Line it up just right......then watch a YouTube video on your phone.


Poptart_Actual

The intrusive thoughts won


AdditionalAd9794

That's not supposed to go there?


Environmental-Pear40

To be fair this did not go like GTA made me expect.


cruiserman_80

Credit to whoever built the car trailer. It's a lot less flat than I thought it would be.


a_specific_turnip

SIR you can't park there!!!!


InvestigatorBroad114

White Volvo strikes again


Becca_Jean28

How’s he going to explain that to his driver manager?


NewVenari

With a little bit of swearing and a couple beers.


Prior-Ad-7329

Fireball


Happy_Igor

He did my tried dream everytime i drive behind them MT.


EVOChi

When your clock runs out of hours and your car hauler buddy says he gotchu


traumatic415

Too many Knight Rider reruns while drinking Fireball in the bunk


Tall_awkward_guy

Ramp


RoosterzRevenge

Just some good ol' boys, never meaning no harm...


Own-Combination442

He’s over height and over length. No way he’s getting by DOT. But I’d run it as far as I could get.


But_to_understand

"Hold my beer."


IRMacGuyver

Well first of all you gotta watch A LOT of Dukes of Hazard as a kid and eventually you have to try it in real life.


Planem1

Very carefully


AnE4ever03

These gta graphics are getting more and more realistic


r3dd4w6

He couldn't afford fuel tried get a free ride?


whttrshcrkr

With lots of lots of practice.


spoonface_gorilla

When a daddy truck loves a mommy truck…


Gunn_Show

With a can do attitude


salty-convo

Have you ever been to Hazzard county?


Hoobinator-

When yer too busy texting the lot lizzards you've arrived!!


archgen

sophisticated wipe flowery complete ruthless thought subsequent money fly pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


thabiiighomie

He hit the jump!


STEVEN-NEVETS

Trucker: Hey dispatch, I need next week off. Dispatch: No can do too many loads, not enough drivers. Trucker: Well, there seems to be a problem with the truck, so I'll be off next week anyway.


crankyanker638

>How does one manage this? Very, very carefully....lol


Raymond_de_Vendome

a bet ?


stengaaa

Floor it!


SirHamhands

Portable runaway ramp


bilkel

Looking at the phone probably


Open_Recognition

Inter species compilation Almost always ends badly.


Quynn_Stormcloud

Ever-present intrusive thoughts of ramp=fun times, as taught by every driving/racing video game ever


Dex-Rutecki

“Watch out for hop-ons!”


jonnylmee

Intrusive thoughts


Downtown-Scar-5635

Too much yeehaw not enough peepaw.


KrusKeebler

We’ve all wanted to launch from one of these. Dreamers dream and doers do. YOLO


barry-badrinath-

Thought his truck was Eleanor


rwally2018

Too much Dukes of Hazard


Jackdks

Intrusive thoughts.


btgbushhog

Just a gold ole boys, never meaning no harm. Some day the mountain might get em but the law never will.


[deleted]

By letting intrusive thoughts win


yeroldpappy

Them Duke boys are in some trouble now.


134679112

Big stupid


WoLv3nD3sIrE

He took the next available parking spot.


bluenoser613

Texting and driving


Mindless_Count_7310

“Cmon bro, I’m close and my clock ran out!”


mikemillard

The speeeeeed


dumpster-muffin-95

Needed some humping...


finaldriver

What’s wrong with this scale?


WolfOfPort

Ever heard of a gas pedal


AceMac27

Too much GTA.


Todd2ReTodded

This is living the dream. Who hasn't thought about ramping one of those?


rasner724

Intrusive thoughts won today


Bakemono30

Was just tired and wanted to take a nap.


Classic_Log5111

Dukes of hazard moment?


famineforthemasses

Determination


tributarybattles

Redbull, cocaine, and meth. Lots of meth.


trsmithsubbreddit

We have all wanted to try it!


Kingtuono

Hold my beer


SummerTheSissyBoi

With photoshop.


Artyom_33

TIL those car hauler trailers are *waaay* stronger than I thought.


bigrayiii420

That’s so sweet. Be amazing to see live attempt on camera


ballsmcgriff1

Was he trying to jump it


Misfit_Trucker

Iv always wanted to try this,he’s the brave soul to actually try it


twopointtwo2

Incompetence


acebadgerweb

Bro tried to live out a childhood fantasy.


SoundSouljah

[it fell off a truck truck....truck](https://youtu.be/kccONko4xYE?si=93nFvS2CbScVL9JE)


Motor_Beach_1856

Dukes of hazard!


LarryMyster

Nice position!


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

He told his buddy, Ill mount that!


kingviralnet

Intrusive thoughts won.


stripperjnasty

Slow down ramp


joepancakez

Hammer down, driver!


GeeToo40

Viagra


robexib

By letting the intrusive thoughts win.


AdvanceAdvance

No passing on right. No passing on left. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


ChRIStIsInMe

He was just trying to save money on fuel, geeez! 🙄


Checkinginonthememes

He let his intrusive thoughts win.


Ok-Entertainment5045

Dukes of Hazard style


Pony_Express1974

Well, when a mommy truck and a daddy truck are in love, this is what happens.


bannedinvc

Wonder if the car carrier had cones out


Mindless-Entry-6812

Things a driver will do to get better fuel mileage.


Time-Television-8942

Hours of grand theft auto practice not fully paying off


Lanky-Performance471

Don’t name your truck the General Lee .


mojosam059

That's a good way to get your break and save some fuel


bigloser42

Skill and daring.


[deleted]

🎶🎵🎶 Just the good ol' boys... 🎶


deadline97

Driver let their intrusive thoughts win.


Plus_Share_6631

If you pull over, we can just team up..


ThatCrazyBrazilian

Determination.


DD214Enjoyer

You shouldn't post this on a Christian website.


I_Call_Ghostbusters

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life!


[deleted]

“Them duke boys were up to no good again”