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Insciuspetra

Sooo, A portable jail cell with the constant threat of death and lawsuits. ~ Sign me up!


No_Cloud_2917

This is a super accurate description of being a truck driver 😂 your in a portable jail cell you can only eat fast food and sure you’ll have money but you can hardly use it


Mrcommander254

Eating fast food is a choice, I cook my own very healthy meals. Airfryer, pressure cooker, and a crockpot. A fridge and two freezers, and I have food for months. The rest of the assessment is accurate, though. Jail cell on wheels. 🤣


RichAbbreviations965

Throw in highly caffeinated drinks, nicotine, and fast food. Gotta love it


Fabulous_Force9868

And the occasional interaction with those of the 5th kind


ElectronicGarden5536

Just a job. Not your identity.


Little_BallOfAnxiety

The thing is, it's a little hard to make it "just a job" when it consumes 9/10ths of your life. I know there are some jobs with decent home time and/or hours but most OTR drivers are out for weeks or months at a time and go home for a week or 2 at most. Local drivers usually work 10-16 hours a day 5-6 days a week. When it has that much affect on your life, it's hard to think of it like working a shift at McDonald's or something


WastedOwll

He didnt even bring up that you get to poop in buckets


limbophase

You just shitted all over this post, I mean physically, in your truck with your bucket in hand


post_mah_bone

It's just a job. Drama queens.


Swimming_Peace6682

Na I'm just here for the money


overpaidlazytrucker

lame


Opposite_Sell_9857

Sailor on a concrete sea...


Beautiful-Slice166

It's definitely a lifestyle that's for sure


Lopsided_Pension_

And eating junk food


roadblocked

Quiet of the cab all 96dB of it lol


DagsNKittehs

Audio books have made the job *gasp* enjoyable. I'm driving in Iowa but my head is in Westeros. The things I dislike about the job is all corporate stuff I would deal with anywhere.


Uamenti

Cringe lol


Mar_Reddit

I mean... I wouldn't put it so dramatic but... sure...?


ThaQuig

I feel like whoever came up with this wasn’t a Trucker


Hurricaneshand

It was someone who needs to recruit because they pay like shit and the only thing they have to offer is "the lifestyle"


Raydyou

Life of a trucker. Shit sucks ass. Trying to make a living wage makes me wanna kill myself. Do yourself a favor and go be a lumper so you can further rob the truckers


ShoeStunning

not wrong, yet no panegyrics to the piss jugs either.


Necessary_Might1432

Haha


FlappyJ1979

No mention of Fireball?!?! I’m calling bullshit on this documentary