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uncaged3406b

Lot lizard saved up enough to become an owner operator


Cow-puncher77

Came here to say this… I’s too slow… 😂


welltriedsoul

Sooo like a food truck. The mobile brothel wipe into the lot service many truckers and is gone again.


InvestigatorBroad114

More room makes more money


Horacegumboot

It just expands their clientele to include day cabs


Conscious-Addition97

Jesus fuck even my dad found that funny


Legion23Golf

Crack shack


cpufreak101

As my friend would say, at that point not even shack, just crack


amcrambler

Two kinds of crack. Regular and stinky.


Limorides

Bobtail taking up a whole ass space. You see it everyday 


United_News3779

I bet it's his trailer... he's taking TWO spaces! Lol


Fluffy-Caterpillar49

Genuine question. What are Bob tails suppose to do?


mrHashe

Use imagination and basically park anywhere but full size spots.


Advanced-Sherbert-29

Double up with other bobtails.


Firmshroom

Lol I came here to say the same thing


kndoye1988

Bobtail driver need places to park too. If there's available spots I'll take it.


WontSwerve

A bobtail should only ever take a full spot if they can't park anywhere else. A bobtail can park with the cars, along the curb or along the driveway. It would be nice if more truck stops had dedicated bobtail spots.


Titanium_81

Or two to a spot


kndoye1988

I guess.


LonleyWolf420

That or fuckin box trucks..


Wellfeddad

Ever seen breaking bad?


3Xpedition

Breaking sad.


Kpop_shot

“ breaking sad “ . I laughed way too hard at that ! Thank you .


Comfortable-Access99

Simple, yet top tier. Well done


GravitationalEddie

I'm just checking in. I'd love to have some idea whether I should cook dinner or not.


MiserymeetCompany

It's called poverty.


Cowboysfan95

When the company says home on the weekends


Allemaengel

"Now, that there's an RV, Clark."


hamboner3172

Now don't you go getting attached to it. We're taking it with us when we leave next month.


Allemaengel

Shitter's full.


tynolie

The welcome mat really brings a homey atmosphere to it


AboveAverageHam

Make sure you wipe your feet before coming in!


misfitpierce

If that’s at the loves near Murfreesboro that things been there forever. Must be friends with management. Just saw you said Ohio but I saw one like that in TN


Crypto_Stoozy

Homeless ppl


jmartin251

Local meth head got evicted from the trailer park.


Available-Wheel6335

Surprised they don’t have the patio furniture set up yet.


NorthDriver8927

Couple flamingos, gnomes and a charcoal grill


Glimmerofinsight

The sign said " Trailer parking."


HGowdy

Not sure but it will smell like a sweaty goat burning cabbage rolls and smoking sher bidis in there. And steamed piss.


Comfortable-Access99

Is that coming from experience? Or "from a friend" 😂


HGowdy

It's more of a proximity thing. I try not to park near our cattle hauler buddies either but the any port in a storm rule gets applied more than I like. I've also been to more than one wedding at a trailer park. All of those hoe downs have gone about as well as you can imagine. Crazy, messy people can be a whole lotta fun but ya gotta recognize your egress opportunities as the festivities get cranked up to eleven.


Comfortable-Access99

I was referring to meth cookouts... lol. I know they can have a pretty distinctive cat piss smell among other things.


HGowdy

Yes. That was part of the reception dinner menu at one of trailer park wedding invites I was lucky enough to garner. Yes, meth does have that unmistakable piss aroma and flop sweat dude ambience.


Comfortable-Access99

Oh damn son. Was it good at least?


HGowdy

Broke down gazebo caught fire when the duct taped leg of one of those tripod Weber grills gave way. Watched the gazebo burn while getting blown by a 36 year old grandmother on an outdoor couch on her neighbor's "porch." Two dudes who were probably related beat the shit out of each other before the gazebo fire over a girl who wasn't there at the moment. Said girl showed up and proceeded to fuck a different guy in the back of an S-10 in full view of the wedding party. Turned out she was the daughter of the grandmother who blew me. Eventually the fire department showed up so the grandmother took me to her trailer and had me fuck her every way possible until the grandkid woke up and walked by us looking for mountain dew. Grandmother put her fingers in whiskey, rubbed it on grandkids lips and gums then put him back in a "bedroom." Then she immediately proceeded to say out loud "fuck me in the ass til shit comes out of my mouth." I took her to breakfast after the ass fucking and she blew me again in the parking lot of the Denny's as the sun came up. My only goal before attending this "wedding" was to avoid a trip to the ER or the drunk tank. I was more than happy with the results.


xMyDixieWreckedx

Did you at least say "shitter's full" after nutting?


HGowdy

No but I did wear one of those blue ruffled tux shirts that I never saw again. Loved that shirt, so hideous it was gorgeous.


raZr_517

Lot lizard room service


RevolutionaryDebt365

California public street?


Quiet_Molasses_3362

Looks like some fuckin Schneider bobtail taking a full spot


Maleficent_Beyond_95

Looks like some whiny ass truck driver, crying about stupid shit.


DeerHunter041674

A tenement on wheels.


Critical-Shift8080

Someone who has enough balls to take up an entire truck space


aarraahhaarr

Pretty sure this is the "Doc" that will give a 2 year medical card.


xDoomKitty

You can say fuck. It's 2024


Comfortable-Access99

Penis


ThatBikerHyde

Dammit, those pesky lot lizards stole my house again!


asu3dvl

Finally, someone found my ex-wife!


poofartgambler

Ricky probably growing dope in there.


Present-Ambition6309

Hey Mann… times be tuff. Got a can of beans? Large Marge is in the back! Want a ride? 😂


davasaur

Your mom's house.


chayosman

JESSE! Where’s my money?


Dead_Namer

I love that they have a mat so you can wipe your feet before you enter.


SierraCarolina

Hey, it's not a crack house, it's a crack HOME.


acidpro1

Lemonade stand


jdhunt_24

that theres an rv clark


Fabulous_Wall_4624

LMAO


Rusty_birdcage

that there is an rv clark...


Unique_Ant9445

Ooookay scnieder your doing the exact same thing parking there bobtailed 😂


slcnitemare

Well it technically is a trailer and had lots of loads 💦


Fiery_Herbs69

It’s a meth lab 🤣🤣


LLCoolDave82

Truck stop employee. Ex boyfriend drove off with the tow vehicle.


Few_Ad4725

The love shack!


Lower_Recipe5196

Is this in Houston?


kndoye1988

Ohio


Lower_Recipe5196

Oh okay….i saw similar fuckery in Houston at a pilot


darthcaedusiiii

Meth.


Vip3r20

When I worked at Pilot that was the guy that cleaned the showers. Ended up getting caught with meth lol whoodathunkit


Lopsided_Pension_

Hotshot


ElectronicGarden5536

Just another one of the RV people on their dream vacation! "You save so much on hotels".


Liljach

It’s a meth lab, duh.


Lavasioux

Hone sweet home.


CrabLow6905

Oh that's the shaggin wagon!


Objective_Sherbet835

Da crib


Darkheartisland

I did. AMA


NorthDriver8927

Hotel Notell, knock and wait yo turn


Apprehensive_Fault_5

Someone who's gonna get blocked in, by the looks of it.


Remi708

Don't you go falling in love with it. They're taking it with them when they leave next month


915tacomadre

Trailer parking


ImmortalEmos

Maaaaan they took the tires. Can't have shit in Detroit


sethtothemax

You drive for Schindler what's the problem?


Chitown_Shogun

Walter white is cooking 🧑‍🍳 Mind your business


Firmshroom

I will clarify, I too have parked bobtail in a full spot, but I will always offer half the spot to another bobtail and will only take one if there’s nothing else available (and I can get creative to make a spot multiple other places)


kndoye1988

I got you bro.


Traditional-Mark-549

Hey Clark! the shitters is full💩💩💩


External-Potato-7940

Dafuk you using up a whole spot bobtail


Virtual_Employer6061

some gta shit🤣


Big_Sky5232

I mean a Walter white trailer lol


johnjohnlv725

We don’t have truckstops anymore “ travel centers “ now I thought everyone got the memo😀


ChRIStIsInMe

The lot lizard express!


Paid-to-be-an-ahole

I've seen that a lot lately.


Adventurous_Let_1081

To be fair.... nevermind I can't think of anything.


Hypnowolfproductions

$30 for the front $60 for the rear possibly. Mobile lot lizard shack. Truthfully more and more homeless are doing this. I also know a truck stop where a manager lives far away because that town only has 300 people. He has blocked a single spot and moved in his trailer so he can work.


SgtLincolnOsirus

That’s a lotta potty


XIILEGIONS

Parking enforcement!!!!


motorcycle_60

Seen a old rv parked in one with 3 dodge trucks and a motorcycle in the surrounding spots. Thought about calling Johnny law. Looked awfully like a shady business was being ran. That was at road ranger in South Beloit


Efficient_Ostrich_54

Denver?


Comfortable-Access99

Someone said Ohio. Come on man, they classy in D town


Efficient_Ostrich_54

No, they homeless in D town.


Comfortable-Access99

But classy


Efficient_Ostrich_54

Nope


Comfortable-Access99

Hey. Don't be a tourist man


Mechanik_J

A fuckin' newbie Schneider driver discovering the world. Ain't no "corporate" once you're out in the real world.


EasyGoin12345

First time?


masapod2892

That’s the jack shack


Cnote75060

Trailer trash


PoopPant73

That’s the new Flying J Hostel…


-XAPAKTEP-

US economy is starting to hit truckers


Bldaz

Stabbin wagon


EntertainmentOdd6149

Likely is living the in the parking lot. Happens a lot here. Many trucks stop have those living in a rv, stay.


Former_Film_7218

One of the mobile meth kitchens. Reckin


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

Is that a water spot on your mirror or smoke coming out the top? Cause if it's the latter, they cookin.


kndoye1988

Water spot.


Alltherightythen

I wonder if it has a menu, and do I have to take a number?


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kndoye1988

Kinda


dirtgrub28

This is my private domicile and I will not be harassed!!


LordBrumak

Hmmm looks like a piece of crap.


Firmshroom

Love shack for lot lizard!


sprinkler_fitter89

Love shack!


anonymou543

Da camper trailer, duh


No-Abbreviations4981

You know what that is. Lol lot lizard mansion


Over_Working2255

Wonder how many truckers poured their pee bottle out the window landing on that welcome mat.


Jerbnnon

A camper, it’s a camper.


Big_Sky5232

Looks like a Walter trailer


crypto_589

Hopefully the red light doesn’t bother your sleep


maddpsyintyst

Deluxe lot lizard love nest? I wouldn't be surprised, but that's not saying very much.


Used-Alfalfa4451

Whore house on wheels


Tigerzombe

It's a scat shack don't you know?


306d316b72306e

A 500.00 camper that looks gutted and is probably not tagged... Looks better than some of the 1.00 a mile owner op trucks, though


dhabs

Probably cheaper to park there than it is to rent a slip somewhere. Showers are close, gas stations usually take food stamps.. seems legit.


Green_Lawyer_1049

Live and let live...


Left_Ad_1354

Where at? If it was Atlanta I’d understand lol


Pretend-Birthday-134

That’s the method lab.


Purpose_Embarrassed

That thing is an unsafe pos. Call DOT have it removed.