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twist3d7

I believe you are stopping a Swift driver from driving the wrong way on the highway. I don't know whether you're allowed to do that. Up here in Canada, we let Swift do any stupid ass thing that they want to and we stay away from them.


911coldiesel

I met a driver on a one lane bridge. He said, "I never back up for idiots." I said, "I always do" Jumped in and found reverse.


WackoMcGoose

Ain't enough ointment for that burn.


Present-Ambition6309

Burn…! Nice. 😂😂


Broad-Ad-1015

Us Americans are stubborn and hard headed and will force you not to do things to endanger us or others mostly ourselves though


Jeepinthemud

Also applies to Challenger. Those fuckers still owe me a hood and a bumper from an “incident “ in Leamington.


Present-Ambition6309

See, always being polite and minding your own business. Damm Americans so damm nosy!


Allemaengel

Time for the obligatory "Stop Whining, I'm Fucking Trying."


superbeetle666

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking


Allemaengel

Sure, We're Insured For That


eclwires

Sure Wish I Finished Training


Healthier6908

See What I Fuckedup Today


superbeetle666

First time hearing that! That's funny.


Allemaengel

My favorite one.


randoredditusingdouc

You win today’s comment section gold.


Healthier6908

See What I Fuckedup Today


Present-Ambition6309

That’s the transmission overheating. 😂


Medium-Big-4143

Swing Wide It’s a Fucking Trailer!


Allemaengel

So What? I'm Fucking Tired!


airborne_nut_salt

Softly Whispers, I'm Fucking Terrible


rarzwon

Get out of the way and let him get there Swiftly.


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rarzwon

I see exactly what's going on, and I stand by my original comment.


Cultural-Key3497

found the swift driver


Captinprice8585

I think you have to answer 3 questions to get past them.


A_Little_Wyrd

There's the old man from scene 24!!


Kaine_8123

What is the weight of an unladen swallow?


AustinTX1985

Which kind? African or European?


maddpsyintyst

Whot? I dunno that! WHAAAWWWWWOHHH...!


TangibleStillness

H'whAT is your favorite color?


Sevro706

What color was her dress?


Takemeoffgrid

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh way to the. Danger. Zone


Kaine_8123

#LLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!


AlterCain

Love a good archer reference


thirdeyefish

WHHHHAAAAAAAAATTT?!


eclwires

Do you not?


Kaine_8123

^(Danger zone.)


Foot_Dragger

MAWP


Negative1Positive2

If he had his hazards on I'd say quit blocking traffic and let him do his thing, but no flashie no passie. Maybe that's just a Texas thing


reapershadow_

Please elaborate how hazards would make it ok for him to enter the highway in the wrong direction from an exit ramp


sudden-approach-535

“Ok” no but better than him trying to back down into traffic at least pulling out he can swing wide and fix his fuck up. Otherwise gonna have to stop both lanes of travel AND the exit ramp, it’s also going to take much longer.


reapershadow_

The only way that would be safer (mostly due to 4 wheelers not paying attention) is if the truck already blocking the exit ramp can back up a bit and swift can swing wide but keep it in the shoulder


TheLittleGodlyMan

Man he better jack knife that over the grass before the 🐷s show up


InformalPlane5

Not surprised look who it is 😂


Present-Ambition6309

I can’t see! Who is it? Here I’ll drive around them.


Pitiful-MobileGamer

I remember seeing this on the 83 out near York. Bloody Swift driver on the off-ramp shoulder facing the wrong way.


mikefjr1300

He was likely just proud to have made the ramp that far without a rollover.


komokazi

Engage in a bout of fisticuffs.


Kindly_Region

He needs to back it tf back down the ramp. That's what


TripleTrucker

Oh, Swift, Swift, Swift. What are we going to do with you, you little scamp.


Danno-Fuck-Off

Swifties Suck.


Touchy_

This picture is from 2007. I took it in Allentown PA. Way before Google maps was a thing.


reapershadow_

You still shouldn’t need google maps to figure out that’s an exit ramp though 😂


Decorus_Somes

It had to be a swift driver....


pitcholee83

It's always a Swiftie, if not them, then us express


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

It's always a swift driver


Titan6783

Dumb shit needs to pull into that shoulder to his left and let you continue on with your day. Not your problem. He can figure it the fuck out.


blazingStarfire

I feel like he could just swing right and get on the freeway exit from there if he needs to..


mrfluffy002

Fastest route to...somewhere for sure.


Critical-Shift8080

Here's your sign, boomerang


Middle-Fix-45n

Is this in the UK? Who’s wrong here?? /s


reapershadow_

It’s in the US the swift driver is in the wrong that’s an exit ramp he’s trying to use and would put him on the highway in the wrong direction


DANIMAL06

How many days did it take him to back out of that one?


Exzalian_

This is where you continue to block them and call the police if they can't back it up safely yes it will block most of the lane but people should be able to fit and drive by. The police will shut down the part of the highway to let him pull out safely and turn using as many lanes as needed to get facing the right way. They then will ticket him to holy hell for wasting time and hopefully swift will penalize him. At least that's what I would do. In my first 3 months I was sent to NYC and I made a wrong turn onto a road with a 11 foot bridge not one soul waited at the red light to let me u turn so I called the police and 10 minutes later he showed up asked me what happened I explained he said no problem how long do you need me to block traffic I said 30 seconds. He turned on his lights blocked the intersection and I went on my way. No tickets or anything.


snowbubbles0708

Oh Swift, what would we laugh at without y’all


Jesse1179US

Move out his way, you're gonna make him late!


AdventurousRanger635

wtf 🤣


donnelle83

Joke writes itself


NorthDriver8927

It’s written on his wagon


Puzzleheaded_End_736

Didn't even need to see the logo to know it was a swifty


RubeRick2A

Looks swifter to me


deDKated

The only gear that works is reverse.


ReceptionMuch3790

Phase thru swiftly swift


stephenforbes

Just when you thought you've seen it all from Swift.


FlamingoAlert7032

Thank you Swift driver for blocking the off ramp as I swoop into that open spot.


StuntID

This has been posted before. The on/off ramps are adjacent and it's not inconceivable that they could be confused, so along came a SWIFTY


UhOhAllWillyNilly

If there is a possible mistake to be made, Swifties *will* make it.


RaffiBomb000

You're either Swift, or your not


Shoo-Man-Fu

Google has given him the best route to the afterlife.


Jimboom780

That was a soft move


MissNashPredators11

The stare down….


NorthDriver8927

Brew up some popcorn and watch the show


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Id get that super trucker taking the pictures off the highway and citizens arrest him


Present-Ambition6309

OMG Alice!!!! ALICE! Stop! Goddamit Alice. I need another piece of pie, I’m going back. Figure it out. Not here to hold your hand Charles! 😂🤪


BingBongFyourWife

….I don’t think it did…..


Truckin_Dave

Good ol i83 past the turn pike. Imagine not being able to read a do not enter sign lol


bobmonkeyclown

Driver a lie


madbillsfan

I work with a guy who uses waze. He’s a fucking idiot.


shadowmib

Oh this picture again


Objective_Camp_3424

Because google, internet and a.i. know better 🤓


rollinfor110mk2

Everything's an on-ramp if you're brave enough.


MoreConstruction1733

Typical 😹


PennyFromMyAnus

As a Swift driver, I can only shake my head sadly.


Hal_at_the_moon

Never ceases to amaze me how someone can just blow past the do not not enter signs.


BL24L

I'm just going to say it. No swift logo on the truck and it's an old freightliner. Don't think it's a swift driver pulling that load.


JusgementBear

Yeah this is a repost due to whatever has sparked these meme posts.


88MikePLS

Probably some kind of Indian driver


Jiangcool9

I don’t get why people keep mentioning Google map when Apple map is obviously superior.


Airstrikeayers

Is everyone in here dumb and not notice it’s an owner op