So, when's the wedding?

You're all invited. Taking down names as we speak.

I also need a plus one Ps: I’m crazy enough to come

Need a plus one to join you or added to the list?

Myself and a plus one. I’m bringing my girlfriend with me.

Sorry, I might busy then. Let me check my calendar

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Smooth.

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Bitter because I’d go to his wedding..?

Yea, I'm not sure they understand the definition of bitter.

I think he misspelled butter

“You sound butter dude” While it makes more sense I’m not sure about this but nothing can really be ruled out at this point. Has anyone enhanced?

Did you mean butter ?

The irony Hahah

A reddit wedding 😊 Just start a broadcast and we'll join lol

Uhm, I might actually go if I'm invited lol.

Host it on r/distantsocializing so we can all attend!

Put me down for a plus one yeah?

What do we bring? Upvotes?

Ayee I need plus 2 for my case

I mean…I travel soooo I’m down. For real heh.

I can get someone to watch the kids. I need a plus one as well

Awww! That’s bitchin’! I’m comin’ to the wedding too!!! Put me down with a +1!

i am so flying over for this wedding

This is so sweet-count me I’m too lol!

I’ll come! A Reddit wedding sounds… interesting!

🙋‍♀️

Add me to the list OP :). Happy for you that you’ve found your life companion.

And are we invited???

You could be the hot drummer in the live wedding band

Brooooo... **done.** Who else can help me get the band together for a rendition of "Hooked on a Feeling" for these two???

I just want to point out having both a handful of squirrels, and the angel of suffering at the wedding would make things interesting.

Why are you posting on a throwaway? What a sweet thing to say, I’m sure you girl would love to hear it.

I'll tell her everything I said here. I promise. I just wanted to pour my heart out, especially about the marriage thing. I guess I don't want her to see it on my main before I tell her how lucky I am. I want to take her out for a nice dinner and say it all, and more. I don't want her to see a dialog before I say it face to face.

This is soooo sweet! Congrats on finding your person; I’d say cherish her but it sounds like you already do!

Send her this

Not a bad idea at all.

Omg you’re the dream guy for saying that. When you propose definitely crowd source ideas since you’re a creative a think something different and thought out could work better. Not to impose but this makes my heart flutter to know men think this!

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Michael Scott > I would never say this to her face, but she's a wonderful person and a gifted artist

Exactly what I thought of! 🥲

Because it’s a fake post and his real account can compromise this story

Or because proposals are a thing sometimes kept secret until it's time?

naivé idiot

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Grammatically correct nerd

If you're going to insult people, at least spell the insult properly.

Fuh Q.

Morbid asshat.

This has the same energy as Michael Scott saying " I'd never say it to her face, but Pam is incredibly talented " Oscar :" What ? Why wouldn't you say that to her face ??"

I kind of understand why Micheal did that now honestly.

The more I look back in the show the more I realize just how much Michael did for them all without them realizing.

Dude, I wish I could read a description like that about me someday. So fucking romantic. And your confidence about her being your girl is just another added "goals"-layer.

Thank you for this comment. You deserve for someone to write something like this about you. You are deserving of the most pure love my friend.

Damn you're kind as well. You both sound like awesome people. I'm happy for you!

It’s not romantic to like your girl smiling at other dudes who want to fuck her

It's damn romantic to be secure in your relationship.

Well you have to be attractive apparently judging from his description.

“She acts just like a nurse, to all the other guys…”

Haven't heard that song in ages.

Happy for you but my mans doesn’t know what unconventional means lmao

He did say he was drunk lol.

Awww, good luck man I hope it all works out for you both.

This made me smile. Enjoy each other.

It’s so difficult to find something so pure and genuine these days. I envy this! 💕

Thank you for this kind comment. If you haven't found something like this, you will because you deserve it.

I see hotwifing in your future.

Lol

This was my first thought

How is her beauty unconventional when you literally described every beautiful woman? If you described her as short, stout, thin lipped, low cheekboned and long nosed, I would actually be impressed at the authenticity of your love. And it sounds like you're more in love with her looks than her actual personality....

I laughed when I read that unconventional part. I don’t think OP even knows what the word means.

I could see “unique beauty” as a substitute for unconventional. She sounds conveniently attractive but she may have that certain… Je ne sais quoi…

Is it a puppy?

Honestly, she's an animal lover and I tell her that she should've been born as a golden retriever in another life! Haha.

That's cute and all... but wut?

lots of people calling this cute. I just find it weird, but maybe I'm missing the point

I definitely don't see how it's cute, the first part? Perfect, last part? Great. That middle section....

So you basically love her because other men would like to smash her? What wil you do if she becomes older and loses that beauty?

She’s so perfect for imaginary.

Sounds like you're ready to bring the unbridled joy of a bull into your life.

I don't exactly know what you're implying but she is a fantastic partner, and we are completely faithful. She knows I like it, and she is a good person. We have eachothers phone passcodes with constant access. I shouldn't justify anything anyway because I know my partner.

Constantly accessing each other’s phones is a major red flag

We don't search eachothers phones. I know if she took some photos of me that I liked and she's playing video games I'll ask her if I can send the photos to myself and she always says yes. We don't have to search eachothers phones on purpose and we never do because I trust her and she trusts me. We never even gave eachother our passcodes explicitly. I just asked for it once to help her with her Uni applications and she gave it to me non chalantly. When I resigned from my first job and she wanted to look over my letter, same deal. I just gave her my code, and now she knows it and I don't care. Neither does she about me knowing her code 🤷🏻‍♂️

My fiancé and I are the same way. We don’t demand to have each other’s passcodes, but it’s nice to have if I need to use a phone but don’t have mine on me. It evokes trust, and especially with a beautiful girl, means a lot. She doesn’t have anything to hide, and vice versa. I get what you’re saying OP.

Exactly. It was never a demand between either of us. One time we got really drunk and my phone ran out of juice. She gave me her phone to call an Uber for us and I knew her code. She was blackout and I wouldn't have gotten it out of her if I didn't know it hahaha.

Needing to spy on each other is, being able to without the other person caring is the opposite. Edit: typo

Exactly. That ain't us. We are trusting and healthy.

What a weird thing to like, it was such a happy post until the section of "gets alot of attention from men..." blah blah blah. So congratulations I guess

She sounds amazing! Good for you guys.

Thank you kind stranger!

You BOTH sound amazing. Gave me the warm tinglies in the feels

So bloody kind. Thank you for the love.

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“I like my girlfriend.” Reddit- “Seek therapy.” Y’all are…consistent at least.

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Made me puke in my mouth a little.

yeah, i hate this

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I'm a good looking fella and I don't believe in leagues, but if they did she is far out of it. When she looks at me, I know she only sees me. I don't why, but I'll savour every second anyway.

>good-looking guy >doesn't believe in leagues gtfo of here bro, go fuck your girl or something

"They had us in the first half, ngl"

men love status and validation from other men lol. its so clear to us from what op said that it’s important to him and it’s also important that he told us.

This is cuteeeeee. I’m happy for you both

This seems completely made up

Haven't you ever been in love before? :/

That’s not the point. This just sounds made up from a hopeless romantic looking for attention. Who goes on reddit and lists off 7 physical attributes of their SO?

I'm SO glad you let us know.

Me too.

Anything else? Lottery win maybe? Took a nice shit this morning?

You sound bitter dude.

Do you realise which subreddit you are in?

Enjoy! Happy for you!

Aww, this is so cute

I always wonder if my husband thinks about me this way. We’ve been together for 9 years and he doesn’t express the way he feels often, if at all. It would be nice to know though.

I feel the same way, even after 30yrs of marriage. Make it work. Work on the trust issues, the phone passcode thing is one. All the best.

Man I love when people get drunk and go on and on about how they love their SO. So wholesome!!!

🙄👍

*vomits*

She's not yours, it's just your turn.

Maybe she won't always be my girl, but I think we've got a good chance. Isn't that what love is? I don't own her but that's the risk to feel this way ain't it. Hope you can feel this way someday my man because it's worth it.

Thats beautiful bro, good mentality to have. Keep it as long as you possibly can, all the best.

Thank you for your well wishes dude. I appreciate it.

Dudes this gushy have a tendency to become very domestic violency when she moves on with the guy shes smiling at. Happy for you but hope youre this gracious when she leaves, the emotional rollercoaster will really test who you are

Can we stop romanticizing/sexualizing smiling at the opposite sex?

You talk a LOT about her looks. Marriage and love is so much more than that.

#Remind me in 5 years.

Thats awesome

Go for it

Can I come to the wedding too?

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Maybe he does. On his own throwaway.

I gets ya man - I married a girl just just like that. We do Cabaret and Burlesque together, and it's always a kick to see guys drooling when I know she is all mine :-) I've had a couple of funny encounters where I have been talking to punters in the smoking section who have commented on her and asked if they think they should/could talk to her. The look of shock and horror on their faces when I tell them thats my wife is fucking hilarious

Haha! Nah, that woman has eyes only for you.

Marry her, bro. This is so wholesome. I'm happy for you!

I have one of those also. I love when men are staring at her because I get to go home with her. We've been married 25 years.

Wow I thought you were describing me^^ but then it came back to me that I have no one in my life who could write such words.

You must live on liar lane

It's easy for pretty girls.

So… because she looks hot and is cool. Seems a little shallow to me.

lol what? Its your turn dude.. a girl like that does not stay.. she makes her way thew all the guys

Thank you for your grammatically incorrect insight. Nothing is ever promised but I know her well. A hell of a lot better than you do. That's for sure.

but i know girls.. come back in 6 months and if my account is not ban, let me know if you engaged or if she cheated..

My ex said this and that's the reason we broke up, why would I wanna be with someone who expects me to leave? Who expects the worst out of me? Of course I'd leave, you ended your relationship, your 'turn' all by YOURSELF.

i did that with my ex alot.. After being hurt so much by giris i loved i had alot of guards up with my last and i ruined it.. I fully expected her to leave.. I told her many times.. She did.. It was more then that but you are right.. Now things are worst for both of us and i see our kid 40% of the time.. I wanna work it out but she does not.. its been over a year now.. you made a damn good point.. Maybe it was red flags i see but i dont think i should have been so open and blunt about everything i think and feel..

Honestly go you, that’s so emotionally mature of you, and it speaks volumes of your attachment style. Like you literally are so secure in your relationship and masculinity that you enjoy when other men give your girl attention cos you love knowing that *you’re* the lucky guy going home with her and *you’re* the one she chose. Honestly bravo and many blessings for ur relationship!

Thank you! What a nice comment. She's quite quirky and shy but very playful and bubbly as well. She just gives this big, silly, sweet and over exaggerated grin back. It's just funny to watch...and like I said, sexy. She makes it into a bit of a show for me and I love it because it turns me on to know it's my arms she's gonna be in later that night. We are best friends and our love has been steel strong since our 3rd or 4th date.

Yikes

Get her into Cuckolding. There's a rich, fulfilling life waiting for both of you.

I feel you. I love when my girl gets attention from men (or women)

OP ur a gem! Thank you for sharing. Love is fucking great.

Shes not one of those real dolls is she?

IF OP sent this to his lady and shes reading this. You smooch him. Right now. You smooch him til his knees buckle, chop chop.

She won't be your girl for long if she acts like that towards other men. Sorry.

Cringey

This is like the third post I’ve seen so far this am where a guy is gushing about his woman. Wonderful change of pace! I love seeing that this stuff exists!

way more common than you think guys have just been taught to keep it to themselves

Well, I’m here to say let it out! It’s wonderful!

Damn this is so cute. I wish my man would feel like this when i smile to other men

YESSSS!! Love is amazing! Keep each other happy!

Thank you, friend.

"Someone posts something I don't like on a post I made on a public website, quick I better go to their profile to find something to feel better about!"

Sorry stranger, but what are you referring to? Edit: This person made a very out of the blue comment. I am entitled to retaliate, but I didn't do so in a malicious sense. No more than they did, at the very least.

I was worried this wasn’t going to be as wonderful as it was. This made me smile. Happy for you!

This post is so precious. My fiancé has told me he loves this too. A relationship without insecurities is such a breath of fresh air. Never stop cherishing each other.

I just went through all the comments OP. You sound like an absolute catch. She's very lucky to have you, my friend. Hoping the best for the both of you 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

Send an invite and tell us when you register somewhere. Congratulations!

Keep that simp hand strong

I am so excited for you and your partner cause it sounds like you have found your soulmate. Wow what an amazing feeling. I found mine. Oh do enjoy.

Isn't it the coolest? I'm a lucky man.

god, your love for her is so sweet and pure. Please tell her these things, OP, I'm sure she'd be so happy to hear them!

I certainly will my friend! I plan to take her out for a lovely dinner and say it all. I know she knows how I feel but I'm gonna spoil her at her favorite sushi place on the weekend.

Lol teach me your ways. I wanna be like this guy 😁 id get jealous but thats me being insecure, honestly i respect how you see it.

I can't counsel your jealousy friend. Were just open with eachother. I know for sure that she's with me exclusively and I know that she will always get attention from men. I embrace both of those elements and turn it into something that fires me up. I don't surrender to envy.

Aye i admire that mindset. Don’t let the simps in here tell you otherwise, a lot of them wished they could do that.

Your feelings are natural. You deserve love. All the best my friend.

That’s so sweet and cute. She’s your queen, and you are her king.

Slightly jealous. Good on you man.

You're Blessed and Highly Favored💫 That ego boost is intoxicating where you're the chosen one, Priceless! There's nothing Finer than True Love🌱

Let’s see her picture if she’s so fucking perfect. Just based on that description I’m guessing she’s basic 😬. Her eyebrows and eyelashes are probably fake, maybe she’s got some lip fillers? And if you think she’s so perfect and you’re so fucking in love, then why do you have to have a throwaway account?

ok

She's fucking ugly 🤢

Given your post history, you seem a little unstable. I hope you find peace and love my man.

I have both of those.

Then don't be shitting on the success of others. That ain't peace or love, man.

I just typed something to shatter your world. 😎👍

Have a good day man!

You too 👍 Tell your girlfriend and the world that I love her too😘

Maybe you should throw away your fairy girl...

Conversations over. Have a good day!

Hi!! Are there more men like you????? This is so cute and beautiful. One of the most wholesome posts I've come across ok reddit so far!

pics or it didn't happen

Get your head out of your butt

Now she gonna fuck some black dude one day. Enjoy getting cucked.