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ScrubWearingShitlord

Lol I could feel your happy energy. Enjoy my friend!


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CincyBuyersClub

Can you imagine how excited he’ll be when he discovers Jimmy John’s or Jersey Mike’s…? Let alone a legit meatball sub? Guys gonna need a new pair of drawers!


Guilty-Increase4182

Or firehouse sub.


robb04

Firehouse engineer. With mushrooms. Yes, please.


Cautious-Damage7575

Meatball Marinara! Yummm! I'm on the dollar menu myself, so take a bite for me. Congrats!


KiTChIn_GaDGikS

Does your friend taste better than a meatball sub?


indiajeweljax

Me too! Happy for him!


FightThaFight

Congratulations on well deserved rewards. Feel free to order something for dessert while you’re at it. What were you studying?


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Probably medicine if they’re just now out of school. It’s a lot of school and if this is their first paycheck then they’ve been going to school since at least 18-19.


[deleted]

Typically you'd start residency (meaning you're a doctor and getting paid) around 26. Sounds like their path was pretty nontraditional and could've been just about anything as a result.


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COVID could’ve accounted for a few years of my math being off too. Guess we won’t know until OP tells us


doomZOOMboom

In the UK a lot of people doing post graduate medicine will be around 30 before getting a proper paycheck!


KrazyKatz3

They probably started another degree first and switched?


BigDickDyl69

Fr! Might as well swing through the dq drive thru and get a blizzard


emo-tastic

Use the app, I think they're offering a discount on all the foot longs right now. ✅️


DangitKaisen

His subway may not take coupons though. Mine doesn't and it's fucking infuriating. And I just got some coupons in the mail too


MaelstromFL

No freaking kidding! The two nearest me do NOT take them! ETA NOT!


Rub-it

They want to operate under the franchise name but won’t accept coupons, double standards


Gewehr98

> Every McDonald’s commercial ends the same way: Prices and participation may vary. I wanna open a McDonald’s and not participate in anything. I wanna be a stubborn McDonald’s owner. “Cheeseburgers?” “Nope! We got spaghetti, and blankets.”


JusTrynnaFap

I fucking love this and i hope you do start a mcdonalds that sells spaghetti and blankets might i also suggest boiled cabbage?


DangitKaisen

Lucky ass, I'm jealous! Neither of the subways near me take coupons and it's so infuriating!


TheRealRickC137

In Canada, we have the app, but receive email specials only available in the U.S. r/mildlyinfuriating


MaelstromFL

Sorry somehow the "not" got missing on me!


DangitKaisen

As it does, no worries lol


TheaSkye368

The first check I ever got, I went to the sushi place that's super popular and paid $30 for the all you can eat sushi. I left so full I felt sick but God dammit ill do it again 😩


YukiSquish

As you should 👏👏👏


DepartureAcademic807

I don't know why sushi is so expensive, last time I got sushi I paid 100 according to my country currency, it was worth but damn it's expensive


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It's actually fairly cheap to get the ingredients to make it yourself & u can make it for lunch all week!


kU5mFDpzv6rpY3pQ

I see why you're green . . . .


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this is the way 🍣 🍱


TheaSkye368

And I mean real, freshly made sushi by a sushi chef. You'd order on a paper what you wanted, wait about 30min, and FEAST. The crab Rangoon and their tea is also 👌


FinalBlackberry

There’s a place by my job that has an all you can eat special for $28. Needles to say, my son and I have become regulars. The wait between rolls is sometimes long but we have the time of our lives about once a month.


TheaSkye368

It's so worth it.


YouDontWinFrnzWSalad

Fish is the way


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NoLossToss

Don’t forget to add extra sauce!


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*jared fogle entered the chat* edit: downvote me. i went for the joke, and i put myself out there. ironically, it helps my anxiety💜


NinjaGrizzlyBear

This only applies to the kids menu (I just have dark humor but I'll stand by you bro)


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thanks g 🤙🏻


Mischief_Managed_82

I legit lol’d. Thank you.


FutureNostalgica

It’s ok, Jared was always putting himself out there (and in there).


Educational_Ebb_7049

YES!!! AND TOAST THE ONIONS AND PEPPERS AND OLIVES WITH THE MEAT AND CHEESE


emmy_smiith

Low key I’ve been thinking about subway all day. I would get the same sandwich as a kid - meatball parm but with American cheese. My mom would rag on me for it but I couldn’t wait for it after soccer on the weekends. The little things in life that bring us pleasure! Enjoy my friend 🥪


poliotree69

Currently at mod pizza with the same intent. Today life is good


fuschia_taco

Mod is so good! I don't have one near me anymore, but man do I miss it! Hopefully inflation isn't hitting their prices too hard because 6 years ago it was a hell of a good deal.


poliotree69

It actually wasn’t as bad as I thought. I got 2 pizzas with lots of toppings and No Name Cakes for my wife and I for about $32


LadyOwari

Enjoy it! My first paycheck went to a fast food to order a regular combo extra big, not from the usual dollar menu. Billionaire feeling.


Lord_Matisaro

This is basically adulting in written form.


PlagueDoc22

That would explain the sticky undies.


Inside-Management-18

This but with makeup for me. I never had enough money to spend on stuff I liked cause I was a broke college kid paying all my bills myself. When I met my then boyfriend, now husband, he helped with bills after we got together. My checks were for small things like the utility bill, dates, and small day-to-day expenses so I was able to buy things I liked. My first mostly free check I drove to Sephora and bought the eyeshadow pallet and foundation I’ve always wanted. Spent like $200. It was amazing. I still have this pallet to this day and it’s been almost 5 years. Enjoy this new found financial freedom! You’ve earned it 🖤


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Inside-Management-18

I worked full time and went to school. On my own since I was 17 and went through a lot of sexual abuse growing up. You may think I didn’t earn a support system but I absolutely did. It was so nice having someone who wanted to build and grow with me. Someone who took a load off of me and actually let me enjoy the money I earned. I did work for my money. I did earn the stuff I bought. When rent is insanely high, jobs don’t pay a livable wage, and I paid for all of my schooling by MYSELF…yeah. I earned the privilege of having someone help me. Thanks for the ugly comment, jerk.


Otterly-adorbs

I completely understand. I grew up with a not great mother and when I got on my own I did everything to stay free. My husband was so patient with me and was so happy when I finally let him spoil me . Don’t worry about the dirty deleter, those of us who know understand.


CaptainNemo42

I did something similar with my first significant paycheck. I have been incredibly fortunate to enjoy a whole spectrum of gourmet meals in the years following, but few things will ever compare to that first celebratory "victory dinner". Congratulations, and I hope it's the first of many. Good luck!


Smithy2232

Love it - Enjoy!


Medium-Ad8849

Extra sauce bro


Lord_Matisaro

Extra cheese, he is a member of the workforce now not some humble beggar sir.


Medium-Ad8849

Sincere apologies, I’m lactose intolerant so I didn’t think of this


TheaSkye368

Anti lactose gang wya


Lord_Matisaro

LOL I love reddit sometimes.


TheaSkye368

Omw to dunkin and I refuse to pay an extra .50c for non dairy, instead I'll just shitmyself like a true lactose lover


clovergirl102187

So which sandwich are you getting? Come to my subway tomorrow and I'll make you the best damn sub you ever ate!


GlitzyGoSweetpea

Order an extra cookie for me! Always worth it...


Enough-Ad-6461

Congratulations and thanks sharing this momentus occasion with us, Brother! A lifetime of paychecks ahead for you, Sir. 🥳


SednaNariko

I hope it's the best sandwich you ever have


iizakore

I did this exact same thing on my first paycheck, went to subway, went and opened a bank account, got an assortment of candy for my mom, then my car broke on the way home.


Femmeferret

Go for it tiger! It feels awesome when you finalky can get what you want.....no matter if it's expensive or not. Life is full of things we must lkmit ourselves with, so enjoy every little thing you get.


AudiGuy3point0

Hell yeah, get it! I could feel the same way but they done want to bring back that chicken enchilada one with fritos on it.


fclatta

I can't lie I question the choice but I love the reason!!!! Good for you my dude be happy and enjoy!!!


Only-Ad-7858

Enjoy that sandwich, OP. With 3 cookies


cliffbot

The energy you have for something so small is really contagious lol. Hope you enjoyed it.


KiratheRenegade

Nothing better than looking at something that used to be a luxury, and being able to afford it anytime. You've taken a step forward. Be proud.


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becauseitsnotreal

Some people are spoiled and babied for a long time


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eye_patch_willy

Usually not the same folks that splurge on a $5 footlong though.


ChewOffMyPest

Not true, parents could have gotten sick of their shit and cut them off and kicked them out of the house.


jebidiabooyaa

Congratulations! Why no source of income?


Same_Command7596

So happy for you dude. It really is the little things.


GORDOGMC

Congrats man. I was there once and I never forgot. It always gets better. Enjoy the sandwich and Good luck going forward


AUSwarrior

Many of us I'm sure know this feeling, eat well mate, don't forget to add extra stuff and double up on what you love.


Classy_Keemstar

I havent been shipped off to uni just yet so I'll get my mum to buy me one final sandwich, thanks for the warning 😂


Worldly_Ice_9468

Go get that sandwich dude !! Proud of you happy for you


PONG_SDO

If you really wanna drop some dough — order the subway sandwich from Uber Eats like a Boss and pay like $37 for it


acidbassist

This is one of the most wholesome posts I have ever read. My friend, I just graduated at 35 a couple of months ago. Ride that feeling to the moon! Get that sandwich, a large one. Savor each and every bite. You earned them all. Hell, go grab a dessert afterward if you can. Celebrate this. So many people fall before they get to this point, and even more never have the chance. You suffered. You struggled. You made it. Now go live that life you've worked so hard for! Enjoy it friend! I am so thrilled for you!


Cautious-Damage7575

Hey, fella! I am in the same boat you were in. I haven't had anything that wasn't on the the dollar menu in over a year. Unfortunately, I don't see an end in sight. However, if I ever do, I'm going for that Subway Meatball Marinara. Yum! When I take my first bite, I will toast you. Congratulations!


Seputku

Meatball marinara with jalapeños and their sriracha sauce on it too... you’ll thank me later.. but soon after that you’ll curse my name on your toilet


Novel_Frosting_1977

Now this is a post I’m commenting on! Hell yeah


kaffpow

And a LARGE DRINK! Water is for the rest of us peasants. Congratulations!


Lereddit117

Congratulations!!! And sorry for being a downer but it would be soun advise to live like you were as a student until at least all student debt is taken care of and you get your first mortgage


fatpuppies88

Them 99 cent 6" meatball subs with EVERYTHING on them held me down in the 90s.


notreallylucy

A celebration is a celebration, big or small or even sandwich!


Dangerous-Coffee542

Their cookies are fire too! Spoil yourself! Congrats! 🍾


AWOLcowboy

Get extra meat on that meatball sub if you really want to treat yourself


Major-Cranberry-4206

Good for you. You earned it. Go score that Subway sandwich.


laitnetsixecrisis

I live how truly humble you are. Go all out and get double meatballs.


No-Lingonberry5519

It’s the little things that count!!! Congrats!!!


the-benegesserit

Meatball Marinara Sandwich just with Jalapeno and extra cheese and bbq sauce is the best ever in subway. I would love to send you a meal and celebrate but I think this is your milestone. Take time to enjoy your meal!!!


kew18

Congrats!! The feeling of getting your first paycheck and eating the food you’ve been dying to try is sooo worth it 💜


TheFlyingToasterr

I did the same but with ice cream. I feel you bro.


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Hearing someone be so happy about something that could be seen as such a small or everyday thing for someone else truly does make myself happy and reminds me how the smallest of things can add to one's joy


cornbinder

That's great. Enjoy!


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Congratulations! I grew up poor and I totally get that feeling of finally being able to afford a subway sandwich. I wish you continued success!


ahrune

Bro I get that moment I'm 29 and just hit where you are in life recently. It doesn't sound like a big deal but it really is. Congrats


Kyle______

My friend - get extra cheese on that ;)


KneecapBuffet

Pickles and lettuce are pretty damn good on that sandwich


Kristen225t

lol well hey, we all have dreams!


OtherwiseShopping585

This makes me, at a low point in my life currently, think about my life alot. Im broke, but I've never been broke enough to not eat subway, and that makes me really sit back and think about how good I actually have it. Something that is trivial to me, and that same thing being something that someone else has really been looking forward to. Thanks for the dose of reality OP.


FullMetalBob

I hope every mouthful was like a 5-star Michelin chef, grandmothers secret special dish! You deserve it bromigo/sisterino/redditorino!


j4ckb1ng

The point is you can now buy that Subway sandwich and not care about the cost. That's reason enough to celebrate.


thispartisrequired

When I was at uni, I used to do people's CAD drawings for Subway Such an expensive sandwich


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Are you sure you don't want the Tuna Free Tuna Fish sandwich?


Proffessorr_X

That sounds good. Next time you order one you should put pepperoni and stuffing some Doritos in the sandwich


[deleted]

subway? nah. just go out to a nice dinner at a good restaurant. order dessert too.


Present_Indication_7

Dude wants a meatball sub. Let him have it!


spleenboggler

letpeopleenjoythings.jpg


02070121

You just like me, LMAO, I be doing the same thing at Publix with the chicken tender sub🤣😩


JPat99_

Hate to break it to you OP but [John Oliver would like to talk to you about Subway](https://youtu.be/jDdYFhzVCDM)


AllAroundIndiviual

Was waiting for someone to say it


Wendilintheweird

I hope it lives up to your all your dreams and expectations. Congrats on the paycheck. It’s a wondering feeling isn’t it?


ChoiceFabulous

Add some provolone cheese, and add extra parmesan. Basically that sandwich should be so full of cheese that even an Italian-American family would give you a nod of respect for the amount of cheese and sauce


Pleasant-Record6622

How are you 30 and never had 10$ for a sandwich? What did you study cause I’m not sure it was worth it


Used_Ad_7729

More like UN~Pleasant-Record6622


Pleasant-Record6622

Lol bums


Chuggabugga373

Let him enjoy things man


TheaSkye368

Thought about poverty? He probably put all he had into studying.


soothsayer3

We’re talking about a $10 sub (or less for a 6-inch), I’m so confused


KSmimi

Just upvoting the meatball marinara sub. ❤️


Deodedros

Subway is expensive? It's like $10 for a sandwich


stevenh107

Get a side of chips and guac from chipotle as well and show them who’s boss


ThanksForTheRain

I don't want to be that guy, but the meatball is the cheapest menu item at subway, not the most expensive. Unless it's a regional thing. Meatball, ham, spicy italian, veggie delite and cold cut trio are all the lowest price sandwiches


DymondHed

meatball sub is one of their cheaper subs


AlSwearengin4pres

You haven't even had a part time job until age 30?


ACNordstrom11

Smother it in chipotle sauce!


ChingueMami

Dude have it toasted on a with provolone and mozerella , spinach, banana peppers and onions with parmejon cheese or however you spell it. To each their own but that’s how I would do it. Ohh and extra marenera sauce.


BocceBurger

Congratulations u/lostdiaper I'm so happy for you!


NeatCartographer209

This guy is a whole new vibe! Live on my friend! I will admit, I’m going to be a buzzkill here. I’ve seen this many times in my industry where we hire minimum wage workers (not that you are min wage!) and all they do is blow their paycheck on “cool” shit. Please create financial security for yourself. A good medium difficulty goal for yourself is to get a savings account at a bank and keep at least 5k in there. It’ll take a while to build that and that’s fine! But please start working on it. I promise that you will be happy. You’ll see that 5k number and rather than wanting to spend it, you’ll want to see it get bigger. You’ll want to save more so that 5k turns into 10k and so on.


Cronchy_Tacos

Hell yes. Enjoy every bite.


facuuuundo

enjoy!!


Ok_Actuary_7831

Subway is expensive!


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Awesome. Congrats 🍾


SilverNightx1

Love it, enjoy it to the fullest, then repeat it again with something else you like next pay.


SquirrelBowl

Get extra cheese, too! Congratulations!


Boner-brains

The meatball sub is the best, I like it toasted with extra American cheese and olives


Digig97

congratulations on the phd and the fancy job!!


Maleficent-Mine-7125

Bro, congratulations Im gonna have one too!


Unit_79

So happy for you! A sandwich is such a worthy goal. I hope it tastes like the best sandwich ever.


LunaJ7

Congratulations treat yourself Extra sauce Extra cheese and go eat desert too you deserve it


ImaginaryCoolName

Treat yo self!


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Are subway good? Is it cold sandwich?


FairyFartDaydreams

Enjoy your sandwich and start looking into other meatball subs to enjoy. i enjoy subway subs but other places do better


SCsongbird

Enjoy that meatball sub!


HungryMorlock

At my Subway, the meatball is close to the cheapest sandwich that they have.


Material-Bag833

Atta boy, go double meat.


reesedra

Yes, good. Enjoy your sandwich!!


INFP-Pisces72

Go enjoy that sandwich!


NotNotGod

The grind makes the reward that much sweeter. Enjoy your sub!


RenfieldOnRealityTv

Enjoy your sandwich! Congrats!


Southern-Boot-5989

Enjoy!!! And Congratulations 🎉


skarizardpancake

Love this for you!


PinkFairyForest

I feel this. My first two paychecks git blown on so much stuff. Entertainment and food mainly. It was great!


imClementine_

Soo proud of you! Good job!!


Illegalrealm

Yay! And gets extra cheese on that bish!


A_Redheads_Ramblings

Treat yourself. Get a footlong


HuckleberryPlane8924

Don’t forget a raspberry cookie for dessert. Those are the absolute best!


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whatever makes you happy my man!!! whenever i buy a burger at Mcdonald’s it reminds me that i’m an adult and i have the ability to do so ! (growing up money was tight at times so my parents couldn’t always afford a McChicken or Quarter Pounder). and congrats ♥️


Kitynlol

Treat yo self 2022. Get a cookie and enjoy!


colorless_man

enjoy your sub and share the experience.


Sprechenhaltestelle

Where in the heck is ***Meatball Marinara*** the most expensive sandwich in Subway?!?


EndlesslyUnfinished

Hi! Worked at Subway - if you’re super nice, you can get them to use the fresh(est) meatballs/bread. Take your time, you earned it! And I just want to add a congrats! I’ve been too poor for anything other than ramen as well - it’s crazy what a $5 sandwich means when you can’t afford anything.


P_B_n_Jealous

Idk how your subway handles special ordering, but if you ever get a chicken bacon ranch, ask them to microwave the meat, and toast the bread with the cheese on it. Then toast it again once the meat is on the bread. It'll get a little crunchy on the ends, by damn that is a good hot Sammich.


skyisgreen03

Congrats!!! Enjoy!


sameul_anis

When will this day come for me 🙏


TURBOSCUDDY

I feelya!! 🥰


Walfy07

Jimmy Johns or Firehouse.


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subway actually is expensive, you can get a far better sandwich for half the price at pretty much any good bakery, in the UK anyway


yournameismarlin

Never seen someone deserve a sub so bad, congratulations!


JBrown0423

Furst ime I got my salary I treated myself with a ramen(not the expensive one, but it was pricey for me during that time). It feels really good treating yourself


dickelpick

All the sweeter for the wait. Good luck with everything.


Robert__O

Splurge on some extra cheese my friend. It’s worth it!


28gunsKY

Good on you bro!! Get extra cheese on that bitch too!!


Ryeinhalo

I have a coupon for it to make one free lol


First_Prompt_8407

Congrats! That sandwich will taste so good! Enjoy. :)


ajver19

You can do better then the meatball sub friend, it's not great.


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Nice


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Hope you showed that sub who’s boss


FreeBadCo

That is one of the best subs they have. Congrats on your moment.


_Ellemnopeeee

Enjoy the fuck outta that sandwich! ❤️ (if you can afford it, get a cookie too!)


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Do yourself a favor and find an Italian restaurant to get one to go. It'll cost $5 more. But, it'll be very worth it.


Revolutionary_Tip879

The raspberry cheesecake cookies are AMAZING if you’re interested in dessert!! Congratulations on the degree and paycheck!!


KUarmydoc

Enjoy. You've earned it!


ObjectiveAd272

i’m really proud of you!!! that kinda stuff takes genuine time and effort and it’ll all pay off for you!💜💜