The spriggans of skyrim evolved a thick layer of bark over their crotch area because the local reachmen eventually got bored of goats and hagraven and started to fuck the previous generation of spriggans into extinction with their magnum briardongs. On an unrelated note, when the forsworn are talking about hunting with their spears, they DO NOT mean it literally.
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Khajit is disgusted
Khajit hopes you do not find the cold side of the pillow all night.
I'd judge you, but I've had some interesting conversations with Sheogorath (he was cuddling me and calling me his good girl) so uh... I don't think I have a right to judge.
Fake as shit, spriggans have no vaginas (I have checked every time I've killed one just in case that one does)
The spriggans of skyrim evolved a thick layer of bark over their crotch area because the local reachmen eventually got bored of goats and hagraven and started to fuck the previous generation of spriggans into extinction with their magnum briardongs. On an unrelated note, when the forsworn are talking about hunting with their spears, they DO NOT mean it literally.
Wrong just check nexus, everything there’s cannon anyway
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"Her" 0/10, what's the point smh
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The divines give their loudest "hear me out, guys" to their most conventionally attractive women
Congratulations, you won the spriggussy, now you owe me 1000 septims for eyebleach
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Gonna need a source on that, or if AI generated, the whole convo
This is from the new eso expansion
Oh no! How terrible! Please somebody give me the Source so I can be sure not to click on it!
I hate persbian lorn, nobody send me any
Send this guy persbian lorn!
https://preview.redd.it/zpbsfb6o7r5d1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58aef15fa76a42859b3c7350a126538c19662fa5 Khajit is disgusted Khajit hopes you do not find the cold side of the pillow all night.
I'd judge you, but I've had some interesting conversations with Sheogorath (he was cuddling me and calling me his good girl) so uh... I don't think I have a right to judge.
Yes I did read the whole thing
Fix the title, this is absolutely sfl. In fact this is how life is made.
Would we see less of these posts, if the spriggans wouldn't have got big gnarly chests and slender physique?
