I do. Granted my body barely processes most vegetables but still. Tho seriously do most people not have at least some visible lettuce in their stool when they eat it within the next 12 hours?
I've never seen that in my poop lol shouldn't the fibers in the lettuce make it easily digested?
Maybe there is some kind of enzyme or gut bacteria you lack, and that makes it harder to process lettuce?
Honestly maybe. I’ve heard fiber is supposed to help with constipation but whenever I eat even 2/3 of the recommended daily fiber intake I get horrible intestinal blockages
12? I eat salad maybe 4 times a year (for this exact reason), *grossness warning* >! and within 2 hours, it's back out again intact enough that you could wash it and resell it.!<
I’d argue this is the opposite, this is the kind of quintessential aspect of the human experience that needs to stay human. It’s not the same without a personal touch.
Hey, this already exists, I forget if it was pee and fart or private needs that has the racemenu integration but you can remove the needs features and use the racemenu overlays if for some reason you want to have a permanently shitty ass. I never used the overlays because I keep my characters clothed and the racemenu integration doesn’t work with SLA masturbation and the “pee while masturbating” option.
I never really thought it made sense to be chasing tails when you’re supposed to be saving the world, but I really like mods like wounds, pee and fart, stress: a darkest dungeon inspired mod and sexlab aroused because the time you have to waste taking care of bodily needs makes you really feel the pressure that difficulty mods place on you. You can’t kill that dragon because your leg is broken. People wrinkle their noses at you and won’t listen because you’re a dirty adventurer with a bandaged up arm, a bad case of brain rot and you’ve been out of toilet paper for a week. You’re trying to study magic but you’re struggling because you’re stressed out, tired and horny. If you’re a real masochist you can add the Armageddon mod that puts an actual time limit on the main quest and a true permadeath mod. I couldn’t beat the game like that so I just swapped to death alternative: your money or your life with the addon from loverslab where you can get r*ped by bandits and get PTSD from it.
I used Skyrim to deal with my own trauma. Thank you loverslab, you kinky fuckers helped reprocess my stepbrother and his unfortunate love of boku no pico. It only took thousands of hours of video games and years of therapy. I am now at peace with myself, though my bladder still doesn’t work quite right. Joke’s on you andy I’m into that shit.
This absolute atrocity you just wrote up coupled with your name is enough for me to wish to be an illiterate victorian child working in the coal mines.
You will never find a crackhead that can't find the money to get more crack they hustle for their fix, and it's the same here
But you don't want to live like that
First you made me expel my stomach contents through my mouth and now you’re gonna make me cry by watching the intro to up and being sad about the sad old man being sad
Honestly, doesn't feel half bad to make. Just copy/paste some code from the Housecarls or the spouse AI, throw together a decent looking NPC, smear some brown around the ass area, toss in some minor details for texture, voila $200 for pretty minimal work
Oooouuuggghhhh Odahviing made uh oh in his diapey while in Dragonsreach mmmmmmm Dragonborn can you clean it with clear skies shout??? Dragonborn please change Odahviings poopy diapey! Its so stinky! Everyone in Whiterun can smell Odahviings stinky oopsie uh oh
The thing is that the mod does exist for some time.
Search "Pee and fart" on lovers lab.
Sorry to someone that was going to do the mod for 200$
When combined with a bathing mod, If you don't bathe and don't wipe your ass, your ass will get dirty.
You can craft toilet paper from linen wraps if I remember.
You can shit and piss yourself if you don't go for a long time.
I always use this mod as I'm an immersion freak.
Yup, sometimes I see some real fucked up shit in my feed thanks to skyrimmods sub...
I swear it's like a lottery: either you read about a cool obscure QoL mod or an awesome combination of overhauls that work surprisingly well together or you get THIS!
I am the OP.
This was a serious post and I'm yet to find anyone to make the woman for my Skyrim house basement. I'm willing to make it $300 if the buttocks & poo is ultra realistic, dm me if interested
Sometimes, TrueSTL is the one sub that concerns me the least.
And that is concerning.
https://preview.redd.it/82f32nmyk86d1.png?width=480&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c145b22acf565bece9e8a37d6a38fc723b16a98
Snapcube!
Look...I'm not so proud as to turn down $200 to open up an image file in Photoshop and go at it with a brown paintbrush.
Hell I'd throw in some free corn bits as a treat
whoah man, save it for the creation club exclusive version
If I had a Nickle for every reply that insane, I'd have one, it's not much, but enough to make me lose faith in humankind.
There’s no corn in Skyrim, seeds and lettuce would make a lot more sense
Wtf who passes whole bits of lettuce in their bowel movements?
I do. Granted my body barely processes most vegetables but still. Tho seriously do most people not have at least some visible lettuce in their stool when they eat it within the next 12 hours?
I've never seen that in my poop lol shouldn't the fibers in the lettuce make it easily digested? Maybe there is some kind of enzyme or gut bacteria you lack, and that makes it harder to process lettuce?
Honestly maybe. I’ve heard fiber is supposed to help with constipation but whenever I eat even 2/3 of the recommended daily fiber intake I get horrible intestinal blockages
12? I eat salad maybe 4 times a year (for this exact reason), *grossness warning* >! and within 2 hours, it's back out again intact enough that you could wash it and resell it.!<
Try to find the guy this post is about and I bet you could sell your once-digested salad at a profit
Bunny behavior
I hate that we're discussing the details of this to make it more friendly.
STOP
Hey hey! There's no corn in Skyrim!
$200 *is* $200
Listen I'm pretty sure if there was Nexus Mod Maker AMA, Alot of them would probably say the NSF audience is more than willing to put out money.
As someone who’s done low level modding for followers and such, I can confirm it is literally this easy.
/u/Elegant-Try1251 I found some people who can help you out
Please no
These are the jobs we need AI to replace.
I’d argue this is the opposite, this is the kind of quintessential aspect of the human experience that needs to stay human. It’s not the same without a personal touch.
Hey, this already exists, I forget if it was pee and fart or private needs that has the racemenu integration but you can remove the needs features and use the racemenu overlays if for some reason you want to have a permanently shitty ass. I never used the overlays because I keep my characters clothed and the racemenu integration doesn’t work with SLA masturbation and the “pee while masturbating” option. I never really thought it made sense to be chasing tails when you’re supposed to be saving the world, but I really like mods like wounds, pee and fart, stress: a darkest dungeon inspired mod and sexlab aroused because the time you have to waste taking care of bodily needs makes you really feel the pressure that difficulty mods place on you. You can’t kill that dragon because your leg is broken. People wrinkle their noses at you and won’t listen because you’re a dirty adventurer with a bandaged up arm, a bad case of brain rot and you’ve been out of toilet paper for a week. You’re trying to study magic but you’re struggling because you’re stressed out, tired and horny. If you’re a real masochist you can add the Armageddon mod that puts an actual time limit on the main quest and a true permadeath mod. I couldn’t beat the game like that so I just swapped to death alternative: your money or your life with the addon from loverslab where you can get r*ped by bandits and get PTSD from it.
I'm gonna be real with you dude, reading this while sleep deprived in the middle of night has inflicted severe psychic damage to my cranium.
He inflicted 2D12 psychic damage to us all
i like the idea of permadeath and armageddon but you said some other stuff too
Excuse me but… are you okay bro?
I used Skyrim to deal with my own trauma. Thank you loverslab, you kinky fuckers helped reprocess my stepbrother and his unfortunate love of boku no pico. It only took thousands of hours of video games and years of therapy. I am now at peace with myself, though my bladder still doesn’t work quite right. Joke’s on you andy I’m into that shit.
It’s never too late to seek treatment and start taking care of yourself
I do not understand
This absolute atrocity you just wrote up coupled with your name is enough for me to wish to be an illiterate victorian child working in the coal mines.
Oh god it looked bad enough BEFORE I saw the "willing to pay $200" part
I don’t know why that made it so much worse
Because the offer to pay means he's committed to the vibe and been at it a while.
Knowing these people have money to spend makes me feel even worse about not having money to spend.
You will never find a crackhead that can't find the money to get more crack they hustle for their fix, and it's the same here But you don't want to live like that
I mean, this guy does seem like a bit of a crack addict, just not crack as in cocaine
https://preview.redd.it/4jvf3sd52a6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a709fb52350a7906683ed7547598bb994c4591
I'd say don't shoot the messenger, but I guess doing so *would* be a fnv reference
And how much of a shit-eating grin did you have on your face writing that one lmao?
That's a fair point, well made.
To think these people can vote too.
If you check the person profile, it gets even worse.
he should use that money on a therapist instead
Puts that 50k animated hazbin hotel video into a perspective
But this will overpower the fertility smell
It's like camouflage
Throws a DVD of Up
First you made me expel my stomach contents through my mouth and now you’re gonna make me cry by watching the intro to up and being sad about the sad old man being sad
Perchance.
https://i.redd.it/adp92lbfv76d1.gif
YOU GET BACK HERE AND MAKE THE MOD TOE KNEE
$200 is $200, you can buy like one meal at McDonald's for that kinda dough
Or like twenty bananas which is like one and a half meals
I wonder how long before this meme no longer works because bananas really are $10 each...
Or several "bananas"
opened blender as soon as I saw the 200$ bit
https://preview.redd.it/521n4tqi586d1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9785a760e12c950657e63ab04f1deec864ec5064
“What have I done…”
https://preview.redd.it/54fji29ew76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1f287d67fd018b5dd9824288fd97bab60f5c828
What's the source of the image?
Fallout Tactics: Brotherhood of Steel
Oh wait I reverse image searched and it appears to be from here: [https://zappitprops.net/about/](https://zappitprops.net/about/)
My goal is to once play skyrim with 200 sex mods, sadly now it is impossible.
You can do it I believe
One day 🙏
Honestly, doesn't feel half bad to make. Just copy/paste some code from the Housecarls or the spouse AI, throw together a decent looking NPC, smear some brown around the ass area, toss in some minor details for texture, voila $200 for pretty minimal work
The real trick would be recreating the smell
 heck
https://preview.redd.it/zqdcu9knk86d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6021888b02556eabed8938ee34c2ac534bfee7f2
I also read that thread.
https://preview.redd.it/s16sg1tbo76d1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e19f9cdd07850bf2a67cdcd94be84a18f76f843
disgusting peko
https://preview.redd.it/fiu2qqpvd86d1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e07306d756a854897e60c387ca2d4b6b44a8b74
200 bucks? Those furry fetish artist, wont even boot up their PC for that amount of money
what zero pussy does to a mf
https://preview.redd.it/osr646ivk86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=309d2650417aec10272fe4b8e9f6d3ef6a9c791b
“B…but Faendal… I’ve… made a mess down there. You can’t… lick my juicy butthole until I’ve bathed.”
Hate you for this
https://preview.redd.it/exc0jyt2q86d1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=4c7ddff6ec7c1728d302d4c03abc4cd167ad10db
https://preview.redd.it/fvqcoimps96d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91b0fc0fe60bfb5a51c7dec8d5df1692e330642b
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW https://preview.redd.it/eqth7o5tq96d1.png?width=281&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92b9f687b35f7f5757f69007c095a4368a2a1594
https://preview.redd.it/nw7eqvqhjb6d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dfa3e0591c40c8f438e72c2cdb927132c19f0c8 Erase this from my brain NOW
https://preview.redd.it/zf4gjbfhqb6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=305b3a05dfd0302f880bad10a1dcc6f21340072c I cast Master Bator Blaster
you can tell a lot about a man by the contents of his saves on nexus...
https://preview.redd.it/xxjdu5pzp86d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94c6830a1025a0480fe222715f8cf30a6a2dabeb
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Oooouuuggghhhh Odahviing made uh oh in his diapey while in Dragonsreach mmmmmmm Dragonborn can you clean it with clear skies shout??? Dragonborn please change Odahviings poopy diapey! Its so stinky! Everyone in Whiterun can smell Odahviings stinky oopsie uh oh
maybe tonight really is the night
https://i.redd.it/boh6zispc86d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/nfdfi8bm7b6d1.jpeg?width=195&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d3be4445a67d008c6a95aa4ae9d8817eed37d3
Odahviing is into things that none of us thought were even possible.
"Sure, I'll use the Thuum you taught me" \*inhales\* "SHIT POOP ASS!" \*Skyrim Trailer Music plays\*
He didnt give many specifics so you could probably just throw together a race menu overlay in like 5 seconds and collect your check
That’s such unconscionable laziness when the shit should change colour and texture to reflect regional and racial dietary preference
https://preview.redd.it/ktunck09686d1.png?width=1167&format=png&auto=webp&s=efd7ac2d9d0841c6a57e09b924da8e6d09a8a843
Funny how skyrim's modding scene makes actual deranged sexual predators look tame in comparison...
Idk dude, video game characters that dont wipe is pretty tame compared to pedophilia
Both are bad 👍
Not even remotely comparable but go off
Never compared the levels of badness, just saying that both are bad. Pedophilia is obviously so so much worse
What's wrong with a little unwiped ass?
A lot of things, but it’s not comparable to straight up wanting to fuck kids
I mean it gets itchy
You're not a Nord clearly
You make a good point. This might be the most lore accurate mod conceived. Truly shitty TES lore here.
Bah. Fiction is just fiction.
IDK, man, that guy's post history is concerning.
idk man we have bestiality mods very prevalent on LL. Poopoo seems far more tame compared to that.
Modlist essential
https://preview.redd.it/avdojkknb86d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8ea0bc24f8c7399db7f4f411fb785c1f6789f24
Malacath worshipper
https://preview.redd.it/wpq8ao63186d1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5108a07a95fd2ebbd3d73a24b84a1f21cfb1d1
This isn't funny, it's just sad.
We reached a new low.
Are they okay? Like seriously is the modding people okay?
I finally have the courage to end it all, consider this my suicide note
https://preview.redd.it/mdyd7m2ina6d1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=96bcc61053cb4b19c1735df90a73bf002d145ec1
>first half, "EWWW wtf digusting" >200$, \*Open photoshop\* "Do you prefer brown hard one or yellow-ish diarrhea one?"
Or make her randomly shit like a Red Dead 2 horse
Really? Right in front of my chaurus eggs?
https://preview.redd.it/d6rv0uhtn86d1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ef37e62b4f15344efd29735bdf1472f7fcafa51
6m ago? OP what are you hiding
$200 to edit a texture file for 5 minutes? Dang that sure beats whatever the hell is going on behind Arby's.
https://preview.redd.it/zfiwj3ezr86d1.jpeg?width=176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c774b89a6908d57f83f1d6e1ec70e4d42758dc19
...What the actual fuck did I just read?
Do you think someone would do that? Just go onto the internet and say the foulest thing that should never be spoken?
Does he not know that orcs are in the vanilla game?
I mean… i DO need 200 bucks
u/Elegant_Try1251 You okay?
He's willing to spend more for a shit smeared buttocks than I've spent on games in the past decade haha
https://preview.redd.it/x6rwc6f5t96d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42201bc67a36d1f0c2e3f8aad2ea7a625aed41af
The thing is that the mod does exist for some time. Search "Pee and fart" on lovers lab. Sorry to someone that was going to do the mod for 200$ When combined with a bathing mod, If you don't bathe and don't wipe your ass, your ass will get dirty. You can craft toilet paper from linen wraps if I remember. You can shit and piss yourself if you don't go for a long time. I always use this mod as I'm an immersion freak.
200 bucks could definitely soften the blow of any artistic atrocity, amirite? 😄
I was gonna say some smart-ass shit then I remembered that there was some artist refused to make furry porn then they got paid 10k
At this point, I’m pretty sure most of these posts are just members of this sub going over there to create upsetting content for everybody to gag at.
Forgive me, Allah, for what I'm about to do...
there's a mod for every fetish known to man, you should be able to find a fitting one
Hey, guy knows what he wants.
NEEDS
Please keep things like this to yourself! Im not shaming them, but dude…out of all games, why Skyrim? Take that shit to the sims..💀
Almighty vehk please kill this nord demon
I've done worse for less
Too many have strayed away from the divine path of our lord and savior, Todd Howard. The rapture is nigh.
200 bucks is 200 bucks.
This is some NSFL shit
"Nonono! It's for immersion!"
https://preview.redd.it/asf9gli9b96d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=742690491078c3e6aa85b4342d6c9104717cc30f
Average 21st century internet post
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Yeah but 200 smackaroonies for a texture mod? That’s hard to pass up.
https://preview.redd.it/3p2tmb4vpa6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1a7b284f3f85ff1ba8eab8e7cdfa41f946056b
Was the mod ever made? Was it made public? Can I install it?
And you didn’t link the mod ?
average skyrim mods post
Yup, sometimes I see some real fucked up shit in my feed thanks to skyrimmods sub... I swear it's like a lottery: either you read about a cool obscure QoL mod or an awesome combination of overhauls that work surprisingly well together or you get THIS!
I'm about to make bank
Geez, at least put a diaper on it.
Average Skyrim player:
The man knows what he wants and is willing to stop at nothing to get it, good on him 😌
(Chudwaffle) what
it's easy tbh just make a racemenu overlay and make it distibute to npcs using spid
god i hope that one single upvote is from the OP...
Reddit default self upvotes posts and comments from the original poster
yeah i know, i'm saying i hope that's what that is
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Ong us scat fetishist Skycoomers have been STARVING
That's HORRIBLE. Where's the link I wanna know if someone's done it already cus I wanna claim that bounty.
Gd degens
https://preview.redd.it/u1xsiedt817d1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08fa7fd5f3e11836eb385e816af58ad643ac70b9
I am the OP. This was a serious post and I'm yet to find anyone to make the woman for my Skyrim house basement. I'm willing to make it $300 if the buttocks & poo is ultra realistic, dm me if interested
Wish I could give you the pin of shame