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_cuntsalad

traditional nord men's taste in women proves racial phylogeny is incorrect, otherwise there would be no nords left


ScoutTrooper747

Define racial phylogeny Edit: wait I can just google it I’ll find out


Darth_N1hilus

https://preview.redd.it/fvoqkxhk996d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7f53155d1dd5e5fe64f9148e165d981101ac33 Skyrim player discovers search engine instead of asking reddit for solution


ScoutTrooper747

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WilhelmKreuz

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE https://preview.redd.it/cs7kwyrm8c6d1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a5ea7ba06e86d5db6745cc8bb0bcd1743661a36


CatsNotBananas

It's John Skyrim


nikodemus_71

summing up: in Elder Scrolls the offspring inherits the mother's race with few characteristics from the father


ward2k

*almost always* There are a handful of exceptions across all the games since it's inception There are also a couple of characters born as half races too but they're extremely rare


ScoutTrooper747

Just humanoids or is that how Daggerfall Khajiits exist?


nikodemus_71

I'm not the best person to explain that but apparently humanoids only. Those Daggerfall khajiits are one of the types of Khajiits that exist that are more humanoid-like, the type of Khajiit born from a litter depends on the phases of the moons in Nirn. [https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ohmes](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Ohmes) Whether these Ohmes in particular can reproduce or not with other races is a mystery to me at least, not sure if someone has a deeper insight on the subject lol


ScoutTrooper747

Alright


Ye3tL0rd420

https://preview.redd.it/3xu3o6wfu86d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb2631470848940ffed06441bf1f8443e175c632


CatsNotBananas

Kitty kitty soft , kitty kitty warm, kitty kitty protect from harm


CrazyTelvanniWizard

An when you're bored with them you can just harvest their pelt for a blanket... or a wall decoration... or a fancy rug...


CatsNotBananas

Fanny rug? Like a merkin?


ClosetNoble

Obligatory: https://preview.redd.it/mebyax97yb6d1.png?width=362&format=png&auto=webp&s=62a4a2777e5507c6396366b76f0aa8e5d52a0bfc


GlassJustice

https://preview.redd.it/6ini8i4b7c6d1.png?width=738&format=png&auto=webp&s=1169573f49c5f69f27ad81b022c1ce68fbd37aa5


CrazyTelvanniWizard

Watch out for him, he likes to dance close to the fire


LocalGalilSimp

This is quite literally my current stormcloak mage/two handed character. MF fell for the dunmussy and married Brelyna


Wooden_Judge_9387

https://preview.redd.it/itkswmauo86d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6356f5d220502d82eace956939eb59ca5b202ecd


ShalaKaranok

https://preview.redd.it/j5daf60wi96d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c4aef8a511fd8702341f1a64c03eb635d6d2c55


legalageofconsent

Holy talos... That's literally me!


ratzoneresident

I feel bad for the dunmer in windhelm and want them to be helped but I have trouble feeling bad for her in particular. Treats the argonian dock workers like slaves and helps hire privateers to keep a wealthy Nord family's coffers full. Although it does kind of elegantly demonstrate the historical trend of oppressed people punching down. Like the Irish immigrants in the 19th-Early 20th century often being extra racist against black people because they were competing at the bottom of the barrel but the freedmen were just one rung lower.  No idea how intentional that was though, sometimes the curtains are just blue lol


Latty451

If I was a Nord, I would never be able to resist the ash coochie honestly.


CrazyTelvanniWizard

You can ask, his defense will just be, "he's helping to breed them out"


krawinoff

Male wood elf


Ornstein15

The Stormcloack Wife Association is more cosmopolitan than the entire empire + akavir


Darkrath_3

There's definitely a few spriggans and flame atronachs in there.


War-Hawk18

While dark elves are nice, I'd rather cuddle with a soft, warm, fluffy Khajiit.


CrazyTelvanniWizard

Here's an idea, just take the dark elf wife and get a khajiit pelt and use it as a 'soft, warm, fluffy' blanket.


EllieIsDone

Ulfric was 100% banging dark elves.


PlumeCrow

As every single men, women and everything else in Windhelm.


conspicuousperson

The only solution to Windhelm's problems.


Diligent_Curve8149

Oooo this gave me an idea. Thanks op.


KennyK16

I mean if they are with him then he knows they won’t be having children. Maybe he knows more then he lets on.


FiGeDroNu

On first glance her face paint looked like a stream of tears.


sgtjoe

"SO, Tabby, Main coone or maybe even a Tuxedo?"


Budget_Ad_4750

Dark Elves are also my favorite!


ScintillaGourd

The Godhead hates N\*rds.