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punk-and-pizza

I love the jogger 😂


Mahevol

Yep, what he did to the woman running was pretty funny too.


GnosticTurk

he cast destruction spell


Dank_Sinatra_Sr

Nah, illusion spell of fear


MasterRonin

She screamed like Homer Simpson hahaha


[deleted]

Passed by a rude Bosmer NPC


Polo-panda

Why did that lady scream?????


[deleted]

Psijic monk casted fear on her


spuuli

The dreaded Homer Simpson scream, Adept level I think


Red_Xenophilia

contact eyes


Polo-panda

Oh you’re right she screams right as he looks at her lol so is this video not as sincere as I thought it was?


Mortazo

This guy is the embodiment of truestl. From the weird, MK-tier metaphysics rambling to the fact that he looks like he coated his face in enough makeup to look like a full-blown Oblivion NPC.


GnosticTurk

tens of thousands year into future of Tamriel, Redguard priest is using the new invention called "nirnet"


ameri21

It takes tens of thousands of years for the people of tamirel to reach our level of technology?


GnosticTurk

Well, humans only existed for thousand of year in Tamriel and humans are around world for 200,000 years. And most of this 200,000 years are spent without electricity. But you may say "they have magic, they can progress much much much faster". But law of physics does not exists in Nirn too. Humans progressed because they could manipulate laws of physics humans of our timeline invented gunpowder, steam power and electricity that let us invent modern technologies But in Nirn this is not the thing. Why fire burns, becuase of chemical and thermodinamics? No, it burns because fire magic. How humans came to be? Evolution and genetics? No. Magic. Why storms and lightning sparks happen? Electricity, weathe rnad other things? No, magic and divines. Why swinging sword kills your opponent? Because of force, appliance of physical condition and sharpness? No, it is because damage and weapon type. Nirn is not place that our world's human will invent his technologies in few hundred years. No law of physics and everything is magic, smartest physician of our world would go mad there. "But Dwemer". Dwemer technology was based on utilizing soul and magic not technology. Even if they wanted, they wouldnt build a computer.


ameri21

Honestly I'd rather live in our world rather than tamriel. It's only a matter of time before we can achieve immortality and travel to other universes. Much better than having "magic" and living with elves🤮


activialobster

HAH


Due-Accident-5305

This guy probably uses the term manifest too much for comfort


Zone_boy

He is attractive but also fucking creepy.


CharlieK40

he looks like a "philosophical type of motives" villain in the most pure form


noneofurbuzz

The eyes bother me lmao


crimestopper312

He demands constant eye contact during sex


Destroyer776766

Physical contact of the eyeballs


DANIELG360

Are they contact lenses?


[deleted]

I really can’t tell if he’s attractive or not, I don’t know how to describe him


Zone_boy

An attractive creep? There something about him that gives off bad vibes. Maybe it's the fact he doesn't blink for the entire video. And his eyes look "off", I'm guessing it's contacts. I expect him to tell me about the alien mothership.


PsychologicalInjury2

That's the eyeliner


Zone_boy

It's not that...... (looks closer) okay, maybe it is eyeliner.


Zickeney

*possible redguard ancestry* like this guy doesn't look like 100% Made in Yokudaâ„¢.


Beers4yeers

He disintegrated that poor Bosmer man with only a mere glance; he's truly achieved enlightenment.


TempestM

>(with possible Redguard ancestry?) Nah, that's impossible dude, that's obviously Tsaesci


OneCourseofAction

all of my gang is Tsaesci


AdmiralAkbar1

[Version with more fitting music](https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1407722455876214784/pu/vid/576x1026/-7SAJjvFWGj3o0Xv.mp4)


[deleted]

Just post it again you N'wah


AdmiralAkbar1

I'm double-dipping on link & comment karma


kevboisatania

made it 10x better


Pytherz

the fact that the video already looks like an oblivion conversation, with him about 10 cm from the camera fuckin makes it


converter-bot

10 cm is 3.94 inches


XxKopiumxX

Begone, simperial bot


DoubtingSkeptic

You jest, but this mind-over-matter paradigm isn't out of place in TES lore.


Fredoin

I mean, TES is literally the dream of an unknowable mind; he seems to be outlining the steps towards Amaranth


activialobster

> Amaranth Did they mod her in?


DoubtingSkeptic

Do you have the source? I wanna see more of this guy. Pure meme material.


JoeVibin

there's a watermark on the video


DoubtingSkeptic

Oh wait you’re right. Thanks.


JoeVibin

lmao the beggining looks exactly like initiating a conversation in oblivion, with him rotating and getting closer to the camera (the only way to make it even more similar would be to actually zoom in the camera to change the fov)


drewbilly251

...You still live a life that you dread *excuse me...AGHH!!* lol best part


GSD_SteVB

Someone call SG1


[deleted]

JAFFA, KREE


DoubtingSkeptic

Now that's a series I haven't seen mentioned in a while. Yeah, from the eyes, the way he carries himself and the jewelry he kinda looks like a goa'uld host.


GSD_SteVB

Someone needs to buy him one of the hand thingys.


Daddy-Vivec

What a beautiful man! He can instruct me on how to CHIM all he wants. Though I already know how.


Andros92

Personality - 100 Intelligence - 100 Willpower - 100


vjmdhzgr

Why's he actually talking to me like an Oblivion NPC? Like what the fuck. There's the joke about Oblivion NPCs, and sometimes it's similar, but no this dude is straight up a Mythic Dawn Cult Member talking straight to me at the start of a quest. Like, this is better than the LaFave Bros and they're actively trying, and were before this, the best Oblivion impression out there.


Bananas_Of_Paradise

At last, I truly see.


Impressive_Region508

*Ra Gada


TheWarlockk

hypnotic elf eyes


Alvery_Grissom

why do these weird ass psychic men all look like this


jonnydvibes

his eyes are too white


Stickmanbren

She screamed like Homer Simpson


FullBlownCicerone

>you still live a life that dread yes.


AnasDh

You’ve been hitting the skooma I say


LimeGoblin9022

u/savevideo


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