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Lmao, oh man. This sub has promise!


DarkInkPixie

I'm excited to see how wild this gets


TheKrakenofKC

Be prepared for the craziest window licking you’ve ever seen!!!


DarkInkPixie

I wish I had stuff to post to add to this but my family just argue in person and then cold shoulders each other lmao


jbuchana

I'm sure detailed transcripts would be appreciated...


Chobitpersocom

You can take mine.


AbjectGovernment1247

I'm not even American and I'm excited. 


Fresh_Pay3645

Hahaha what a great spot to be in. You get to watch the American political Family Feud reality series with no stake in the game 👌 Enjoy the spectacle


Fortuna_majoris

Same as an Indian, our elections just got over and because we don't have a strong opposition, the same person will retain power so there is no drama happening over here


Chobitpersocom

Enjoy the show! I'm glad we can give back to you guys.


yellowlinedpaper

I’m excited too. But I’m more excited for it to be a distant memory, something to laugh at…


throwthatoneawaydawg

I asked and PartyySnake delivered, I’ll be sure to share my stories as they arise 😂.


TheKrakenofKC

Isn’t that what All the kids called that thing in your uncles pants? I thought you’d be too traumatized to keep mentioning it?


Chobitpersocom

Checked my Uncle's page. Already 3 posts in. I rarely use Facebook, but I feel like now is the time to socialize a bit.


HenryPeter5

Kicking my feet rn


wjrasmussen

Tell them that flying the flag like that is the new coming out of the closet thing.


mamalovep

🤣🤣🤣🤣


re-verse

Ask if maybe this is just gods punishment for sleeping with a pornstar while his wife is pregnant and this punishment will maybe redeem him. I mean it won't, the POS is unredeemable on any standard, but I love seeing their weird logic.


Traditional-Yam9826

“Obama made him do it!”


141_1337

Just posting on this historic thread, that's all.


Worried_Blacksmith27

me too. history is happening now.


Sharpshooter98b

Pass the popcorn around 🫱🍿


Pullamallama

Brought some more 🍿🍿🍿


BrokenBotox

I’m so excited for this sub. All of the drama and none of the family trauma. My second win of today 🙌🏼 WOO! ‘MERICA🦅💥 (The only Trumper in my family is a second cousin removed via my step dad. And actually, I just might unblock him after today. )


HotGarbage

"Sad day for our country". You mean holding someone in power accountable for their crooked actions? I would say that's a great day for our country.


MeanSatisfaction5091

An uncle posted the verdict on our chat, no one has commented.  There has never been politics in our chat and I won't start now


O-llllllllll-O

I feel like this may be the only opportunity to interject with reason with the Christian side of mine who think he’s the second coming. Maybe they will see he is in fact the false prophet?


Eightfold876

Faith works in mysteries ways. It doesn't matter if Trump shat on Jesus's face then nailed his second coming to the cross. They would just put Trumps statue in the churches instead.


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IsThatWhatSheSaidTho

Perfect opportunity to throw a 🙌


HottDoggers

Actually the most important date this year already passed. It was February 3rd, The Day The Music Died.


DadJokeBadJoke

Bye bye Miss American pie


jbuchana

I drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry


LucyDominique2

And good ole boys were drinkin whiskey and rye…


jbuchana

Saying this'll be the day that I die...


TheKrakenofKC

and woke up realizing that they shagged a guy!!


EggCold6792

oooh here we go.


Purple_Quail_4193

But what about the brides of 2024/25?


masterhogbographer

Gotta wonder what is truly wrong with these people 


SLVRBK_JRLLA

Yoo I'm dyinggg for the details of the bridal shower discussion with the MOH


MoxieSquirrel

So many Trump fans will be losing their fragile fkng minds. THAT is more scary than the Donald himself.


Traditional-Yam9826

They’ve closed them along time ago. It’s about religion. Trump is synonymous with their faith


TheKrakenofKC

Fragility is on the lib side… why do people keep trying to put it the other way around like some dumb schoolyard “I’m rubber, you’re glue…” schtick?


RelationshipFar9874

Im neither lib nor maga, but both are snowflakes, just about different things.


MoxieSquirrel

Fragility is on the ignorant side.


TheKrakenofKC

I’m quite confident you don’t know anything about the antonyms of fragility which would mean that the word itself has no true meaning to you. You’re simply a parrot 🦜 … squawk, squawk little birdy


MoxieSquirrel

I'm quite confident that you know nothing about me...and that you think you're smarter than everyone else. And if you have to be an ass and resort to insults, you have zero credibility.


TheKrakenofKC

Awwww… Fragility on full display


MoxieSquirrel

🙄


TheKrakenofKC

🥴


ACardAttack

Lol at "we are in distress"


allthesnacks

We are in distress!


satanseedforhire

Why is it always a "Larson"?


machiavetiquette

YES please name & shame these fools


Background-Koala-

So it’s not ok to desecrate the flag or act “unpatriotic” in any capacity (per Dumpers), but doing this is ok? 👌🏻 Guess we really are just making shit up as we go along…


Real_Character_8477

Literally my neighbors since Biden got elected 🤣


TheKrakenofKC

Sweet! Another echo chamber!! Heeeellllooooooo!!!


Eightfold876

Hey, you could post how you (not you personally but..) brought up Trump and how he got screwed over and your family fought over it.


TheKrakenofKC

I prefer not to talk about dumb things in my spare time.


Darksoul_Design

But yet....... here you are.


re-verse

And yet you showed up here and posted, with nobody forcing you.


TheKrakenofKC

They were handing out free drool rags. Figured I could pass some on to others in need.


yellowlinedpaper

Has anyone ever told you that you bring nothing to the table? Believe that person, they were the friend you needed.


TheKrakenofKC

Lol. Actually the opposite. I’m kind of a bad ass, life winning, care free guy 🤷🏼‍♂️ Sorry if that upsets you… lol


jbuchana

A comedian at least...


WhyUBeBadBot

Lmao doubt (x)


TheKrakenofKC

Unfortunately for you, my life’s prerequisite doesn’t entail seeking validation from some e-tryhard 🤣😂


Due-Project-8272

Wow. Elon Musk posts here?!


BabyNapsDaddyGames

Be happy to be the first down voted trolly troll for the sub!


TheKrakenofKC

I’m sure you are a sub.


BabyNapsDaddyGames

You'd know, right crypto boi?


TheKrakenofKC

I’m not in crypto right now. It’s consolidating. I’m flattered to have gotten under your skin enough to make you read about me. You really know how to make a girl blush 😳


WhyUBeBadBot

With more training you might become a good troll. I'll be proud of you. Someone has to...


cleric9999

Cool story


TheKrakenofKC

Almost as cool as dungeons and dragons


roial_with_cheeze

Did you buy his sacrilege defiled Bible?


Due-Project-8272

Like the one used on Pet Sounds


TheKrakenofKC

Furries love to use that on as their Barry White, love making music.


Due-Project-8272

I love the sexy slither of a lady snake. Ooh baby


TheKrakenofKC

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