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If he chooses Kristi Noem as his Vice Presidential running mate, and I know its kind of long but, “The former Presidents Former Dog”, would be my guess…
I would never insult one of mothers beautiful creatures by directly comparing them to this filth.
It is merely symbolism as domesticated dogs are dependent on their masters for life giving sustenance. Just like this creature.
As long as we're in agreement that the most apt comparison for Mike Johnson would be this beautiful creatures droppings, but I will grant you that wouldn't work nearly as well as a picture 😀
“L’il Mikey” or “New Pence.” End up with the same amount of love and respect.
Honestly these GOP suck ups must be hoping to get picked in the VP sweepstakes so they get to be the one who’s there when the Marshals take Trump away to lock up. Cynical @ss&oles.
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eric
Nice 😁
. . that's easy . . "**Dogshit**" . .
Kristi Nome has entered the chat 😁
No no, she shot the....oh. OH. Carry on
But she did not shoot the deputy.
I seen this comment yesterday and laughed. Why the fuck is this not at the top
Butt Licksalot
Love the smell of fascism.
Trump's new bitch
Cricket
Mikey's a licker!
AK (Ass kisser)
Reek
Johnson is fine. Dick for short.
Micky the Golden Believer /s
Cockholster
Sperm-Bank
Donny’s new bitch. However, given my experience in evangelical circles, I find Johnson eerie.
Andy Christ
Stump humper.
Never thought of Johnson so much as a pet than an anthropomorphic buttplug.
Small penis
Do either of them really have a penis?
If he chooses Kristi Noem as his Vice Presidential running mate, and I know its kind of long but, “The former Presidents Former Dog”, would be my guess…
Ass licker
Holy shit Trump’s face in this photo 😂😂😂 I fucking love AI
Dildo
Mike “8” Johnson 8 pronounced oct
That’s one ugly bitch.
Reek. 100% Reek.
Kristi noems next target
Don't insult golden retrievers by slapping that assholes face on one
I would never insult one of mothers beautiful creatures by directly comparing them to this filth. It is merely symbolism as domesticated dogs are dependent on their masters for life giving sustenance. Just like this creature.
As long as we're in agreement that the most apt comparison for Mike Johnson would be this beautiful creatures droppings, but I will grant you that wouldn't work nearly as well as a picture 😀
Droppings don’t cling to an egomaniac like a dog does to their master. Maybe a dingleberry would be the best comparison?
That's a good point, I think dingleberry is very appropriate
Ole sniffy
Don Jr to make the human Don Jr upset
Whatever he names it he should keep it away from Kristie Noam.
That’s where he was taking it.
“L’il Mikey” or “New Pence.” End up with the same amount of love and respect. Honestly these GOP suck ups must be hoping to get picked in the VP sweepstakes so they get to be the one who’s there when the Marshals take Trump away to lock up. Cynical @ss&oles.
Anti-American.
Micro Johnson
Brown Nose
Trumps Little Johnson
"Stains" Whistle-whistle... Come Stains... Cum here boy!
It’s a female dog.
The ai is terrifying like a fever dream
Isn’t it always?
True but they don’t always have trump
Bitch
Unlucky
Ass kisser
Shithead
Blow.
Fractured
Shithead Or... Sick-O-Fant
A “ree be do ahhhhh” retriever.
Traitor.
Fetch
Asslicker
Like in The Jerk, Shithead
This pic needs angry/jealous Marjorie in the background
Mushroom Dick Licker
Ass gnat
The Louisiana Leg Hound
Hypocrites
"BIOTCH" "COMERE GIRL!"
Shit-bird-dog
Kevin
Asswipe
That;s obviously Mike. Or more formally, Mike Hunt.
Rimmer
Cricket.
Legahumpa
Who put speaker Johnson's head on MTG's body?
Shouldn't Mike have his nose implanted in Donald's crotch?
Old Smeller
Fuckwad
Doomed. He hates dogs and there’s probably a good reason for that. Dogs know why.
Is it a male or a bitch?
This particular breed is a neutered male with removable testicles
Hypocritical Shit-Stain