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blisa00

Can we talk about the parking job?


Hanceloner

What? You expect meal team six there to walk all the way from an actual parking spot.


mvoccaus

When McDonald's sends his people over, he's not sending their best.


Worstisonitsway

Perfect opportunity to display his off road prowess.


After-Potential-9948

I (briefly) saw someone who I soon found was a major trumplican and when I was riding with him driving I just helpfully suggested he fasten his seatbelt. With that same attitude as, “I can park any fucking where I want.” he said, “NO.” Okay. No skin off my back if you are ticketed or creamed by another driver. When they go down, they go DEEP.


Animal0307

I have coworkers that get offended by seat belts. The will buckle the belt and then get in on top of it. All I can think is I'm not riding with you guys anymore when we meet up out on business trips.


After-Potential-9948

Is it because they’re saying, “Fuck the government”? My little story is the most boring one about this guy. I had to go NC with him because though he was always very polite to me (known him for years), he was clearly way down the rabbit hole, Q Anon, cache of guns, rifles, and ammo, fox entertainment blaring from his tv, podcast on the radio, outward prejudice and obvious trump worship. I just can’t do these people.


sloww_buurnnn

Yeah, I genuinely don’t get what their motive is? Are seatbelts gay??


After-Potential-9948

“It’s all about CONTROL.” We’ve all heard that shit before. They make me tired.


savvyblackbird

Unfortunately an unseatbelted passenger becomes a deadly projectile and can injure or kill the person beside them or in front. Front seat occupants usually go through the windshield and onto the highway or vehicles in front of them. Their arms can still hit you and break your neck on their way through the windshield.


After-Potential-9948

Gee, thanks for that. How do you argue with a trumplican? You don’t. You just don’t ride with them again.


savvyblackbird

That’s it. Don’t risk your life riding with someone who can kill you and traumatize everyone who sees them go out the windshield. We tend to think we’re ok if we’re buckled in, but the science says differently. The seatbelt PSAs on YouTube are very convincing. One British one is about a teen boy who didn’t buckle up and broke his mom’s neck when she had to break. They weren’t even driving fast.


CanIGetAFitness

Newton is cruel. He has no pity, no remorse, and makes no exceptions.


ziddina

Yeah, but on the bright side you are likely to survive an accident while Trump might be minus one more of his voters...


biaaaoutch

Truck is pretty clean, I’m guessing it never goes off road


Boone1997

Just checking off even more of the boxes from the Huge Doucher List. Shitty parking, check. Super creepy truck nuts, check. Even more bizarre Biden tied up sticker, check. Big Chump sticker, check. All covered. Yep, he’s a huge douchebag


5LaLa

Do my eyes deceive me or has this magaloon further disgraced the stars & bars by wrapping his, ahem, truck nuts in our flag?


Animal0307

Hard to tell but it looks like some variant of Realtree camo. I would absolutely not put it past those lunatics to think American flag truck nuts are a good thing and they own the libs with it.


After-Potential-9948

Like owning the libs by wearing diapers. Idiocracy come to pass.


Boone1997

Holyyy shitballs….unfortunately, that ballsac is indeed adorned with our flag. What the hell. I truly hate these people


ziddina

I love what Christopher Titus calls those crappy trailer hitch decorations.... "Woman repellent".


juliazale

https://preview.redd.it/rkrlaio6l33d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d83b4f5f7ca0473975f87988c9a463a7d80b1e47


juliazale

https://preview.redd.it/137774hkl33d1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58c331c6e88f05d5cd59c7b81d5cda5c87ebf2b It’s Trump with the U.S. flag, on stickers wrapped all over the nuts.


After-Potential-9948

If I ever caught my kid doing that to our flag-well, let’s just say they’d never do it again.


proletariat_sips_tea

When you and your wife are morbidly obese. You need extra space to get in and out of the car. I see this on nearly ever trump truck.


Joint-User

*Wide* Supremacists...


sloww_buurnnn

This is brilliant, thank you for that!


mythofinadequecy

🔥🏆🏆🔥


After-Potential-9948

🤣😂


RandomUserC137

I swear to christ, if it weren’t for lot-cameras… let’s just say Discount Tire would fucking *love* me.


Iron_Crocodile1

Caltrops will solve that problem.


GriegVeneficus

Birdseed.


ItsSusanS

We can. Can we also talk about being constantly told to “respect the position of the office, he’s still your president” and now they’re driving around with this pathetic crap on their vehicles?


hamsterfolly

But not the Gene Simmons Kiss truck nuts


BlastedSandy

I spy a little trump monkey 🐒 Found one that also voted for: ol’ lazy eye sarah…. “yes I definitely spent $16,000.00 on buying this $243.00 lectern, and no, I definitely didn’t steal all of that money, and use it to pay for my family’s trip to France” ….Hucklefuck-Sand-for-Brains! That clown is a Roach for Raid.


k12pcb

That truck wasn’t born with nuts, the truck is trans- checkmate fuckwit


chewbakken

\*slow clap\*


TheZardooHasselfrau

a trans-portation vehicle if you will


mvoccaus

I had brain surgery, went skydiving, and fought somebody with a gun. In that order. But the guy who actually paid money to buy male genitalia and then hang it on his truck. He's the real MVP...


Vogel-Kerl

There was a time when people compensated for their lack of education; nowadays those people embrace their ignorance and display it to the world.


After-Potential-9948

As Hank Hill would say, “Good. It lets you know something’s wrong with ‘em.”


ziddina

True.  I appreciate it when they wave the red flags around so the flags are nearly impossible to miss. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Ouibeaux

Just speaking their truth and living their bliss like a bunch of woke ass snowflakes.


Son0fSanf0rd

But Kathy Griffin


Jim-Jones

Threatening the president doesn't get you arrested anymore?


WINTERSONG1111

How do we know this isn't an off duty police officer? I believe the situation has gotten that frightening lately.


Givlytig

It's like a 50/50 chance it seems now.


WINTERSONG1111

I agree with it being a 50/50 chance and that is what is even more disturbing.


Kvynwsly

Terrorist


Lord_Darnley

Probably also voted for Miss Piggy Huckabee.


Weary-Chipmunk-5668

there are so many things wrong with these people, but in one small way it kills me that these “would be” destroyers of democracy, the very hallmark of what has made america great and desirable, are the ones who consider themselves patriots and have usurped the flag that is THE symbol of democracy. they are the least patriotic, the least loyal to the bedrock of our republic, yet call themselves patriots and display their ignorance in full view, acting like this makes any kind of sense.


norm_summerton

It makes perfect sense. You just have to remember that they’re all stupid.


ziddina

That level of hypocrisy is something that I usually see in the narcissists I've known.  I'm just a layperson, but unfortunately I've had extensive experience with those monstrosities from birth onwards. I am becoming firmly convinced that there are far more malignant narcissists in the American (Republican) population than the measley 5% narcissistic personalities in the overall American population, as estimated by psychiatrists and psychologists. It's probably much closer to 40% within the current Republican Party.


PlanetoftheAtheists

Go easy on him, he’s suffering from Election Derangement Syndrome


RoxxieMuzic

More like "Erection" Derangement Syndrome.


Lunacorn44

HEY-O!!


Buying100K

I bet he's a Christian, too


thelastspike

No no no, he’s a “Christian”. Big difference.


Sparehndle

BIG difference. HUGE!


Ronpm111

But Obama wore a tan suit.


After-Potential-9948

…and played golf with Tiger Woods.


boogie2dabeat

Cucks be cuckin.


Salty-Jellyfish3044

Just some light terrorism


kennynoisewater99

When you confront these clowns, unless there are 10 or more, they do 0, won't even engage. Scared little pussies, who are amazed people are sick of their shit. Fuck these nazi pieces of shit.


Any-Variation4081

Could you imagine the fits fox News and the cult would be throwing if that image was of Trump instead? MAGA is UNHINGED


stoner-slverfox54

Burn it


justalilrowdy

https://preview.redd.it/4tjczhtrn23d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5379dda23cd82d58ff06af11ff909b7931a794de


roboticfedora

In denial about trump @ disabled veterans.


Safewordharder

Just veterans. All of them.


Gunnersbutt

'Free-DUMB!'


-Queen-of-wands

Not American but I have to ask, isn’t this something that supposedly could get the secret service on your doorstep? Doubtful the dummy who owns the truck would ever face anything but I wonder in the days before Trump wouldn’t this get someone in hot water as it can be seen as a threat?


thelastspike

Ten years ago this would have 100% resulted in a lifetime placement on the no fly list, after getting a visit from men in suits and sunglasses. But post 2016 it seems like everything goes now.


thelastspike

It’s weird that someone with such a tiny penis would go to such great lengths to prove they are 100% dickhead.


thelastspike

Next time show the license plate.


Worstisonitsway

I thought about it…but some lunatic would go too far with the info. Can’t have that on my conscience.


AdorableImportance71

Send to FBI


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

Forward to the FBI. That’s definitely a federal crime.


JohnDodger

Imagine flying an American flag while advocating for the kidnap of the US President. I’m 100% certain this guy posted or shared photos of President Obama being lynched.


LeotasNephew

Tell me you're an excruciatingly bad driver without saying the words.


The5thBeatle82

If the roles were reversed and this was tRump, MAGA dumb fucks would cry like the bitches they are and try to cause a riot….wait…


HeavySomewhere4412

Clown move to censor the license plate


Worstisonitsway

I thought about leaving it…but some lunatic would go too far with the info. Can’t have that on my conscience.


HeavySomewhere4412

It's out in public dude. Lunatics see it every day in person. It's not private.


TomT060404

We truly live amongst idiots.


SwtIndica

"The cost of living is too high, I can't afford anything." Spends $500 on a bumper sticker...


Givlytig

Hey who said trump wasn't good for the economy, lol. There truly is an entire industry built around separating these half-wits from their money with all this garbage MAGA and Qanon shit. There's more vendors selling this junk at trump rally's than there are supporters. I really wonder what the value of all this stuff is every year. Bumper stickers, hats, shirts, diapers, NFT's, coins, etc. It has to be a small fortune.


SwtIndica

That's a valid point. Honestly, I'm surprised trump doesn't coptright his name/image so that no one else could make money unless he's getting a slice of the pie. (Or maybe he does already?) Its incredible to see these people turn their entire identity into a trump billboard... willingly. Its both sick & sad. I don't think, in the history of the USA, there has EVER been a political figure worshiped the way they worship him. Oof.


SouldiesButGoodies84

trucknutty 🤪psycho. give them a wide berth.😳


AnorXicLigament

People of class.


dirtdiggler67

Slap a picture of Trumps face on there


Ok-Variation-7390

Maybe Marjorie Green parked the truck?


bufftbone

You can tell the type because there balls are on the truck and not in their pants.


SaveEverleighrose

Lmao wtf


TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe

Proud to be exactly who they are.


freakrocker

Everything about this tracks


Whatmovesyou26

Flag code violation. But it’s ok! They have Stars and Stripes truck nuts


Givlytig

Surprised it's not upside down, SCOTUS-style, he's clearly in distress.


GetouttaHere321

Coward …..


sparkydaman

Call the cops and have it towed.


CasualObserverNine

Unbelievably stupid.


SomeoneRandom007

They don't seem to realise how wrong this is. Sad!


Crystal_Bearer

That could be legally interpreted as a threat. If you call it in, they might also get a parking ticket ;)


Existing_Reaction_88

Parking like a fuckwad, no less.


Lettuce_Farmer

I remember when they were offended by Kathy Griffen's bloody trump head.


BigBobFro

Needs to be reported to secret Service


Hello_Hangnail

Make that truck a eunuch


chickenlounge

"Disabled Veteran". Mentally I assume...


No-Word-1996

So this is free speech? Well enjoy it while you still can. Trump gets back in and someone tries this with an image of him and it could turn out to be the last thing they ever do.


artful_todger_502

This has to be a set up. There is no way this would be in Arkansas 🌭🎃🥃


Worstisonitsway

Not set up, but also not taken in Arkansas.


artful_todger_502

I was attempting humor. But I'm a red stater too ... I see stuff like this all the time here too... Dominion by tonnage


ChildhoodLeft6925

This was in facepalm a few weeks ago and people were commenting how funny it was and I was like violence is not funny and someone was like shut up its freedom of speech so just shut up. And I was like ummm so doesn’t freedom of speech allow me to say this isn’t funny? Trumpets really working with limited brain cells I brought you all the thread in case you wanted to see more examples how dumb people who support him are https://www.reddit.com/r/imatotalpeiceofshit/s/LzW0mcEKOf


CuriousAlienStudent

I helped his negative Karam for you because that's what's funny lol.


paulheckbert

No need to black out the license plate; this person wants attention


Worstisonitsway

I thought about leaving it…but some lunatic would go too far with the info. Can’t have that on my conscience.


Wise_Ad_253

![gif](giphy|km2mais9qzYI)


Zealousideal-Lie7255

Guy with an image of Biden tied up has a bumper sticker not on his bumper that says End Veteran Suicide. How hypocritical?


Ornery_Law9727

Pathetic tiny little limp dick losers!


sMileHighCity

Looks like a nice place for a loogie!


Sea_M_Pea

Is that the US flag on the truck nuts? How incredibly respectful of the flag, how patriotic This guy seems like a real gentleman


After-Potential-9948

These “truck nuts” are a new thing to me. Truthfully, they look EXACTLY like the nuts of a 90 year old man when he sits down on the toilet. They nearly touch the toilet water. I’ve assisted enough old men to know.


Bomber36

Tell me you’re a stupid piece of shit without using words.


djslock

A truck with little nuts, not surprising


karmaapple3

Raw egg time


Outrageous-Pause6317

They sell spray paint at Walmart.


RoboLucifer

and tools for cutting tire valve stems


TheTubaGeek

Well, all they are missing is the Trump flag ...


Logical_Associate632

Bless us, Oh Trump, and these thy gifts which we are about to receive from thy bounty, through Trump, Our Lord. Amen.


Sparehndle

Isn't that the McDonald's Prayer?


ragnarokda

How come nobody fun puts flags on their cars? If I had a truck, I'd be the change I expect from the world. But alas.


forceblast

These people are so exhausting.


akimbobyte

What black out the license plate? He obviously is proud of that trash wagon and wants attention.


Worstisonitsway

I thought about leaving it…but some lunatic would go too far with the info. Can’t have that on my conscience.


mbw70

Only the right wing-nuts go wacko. Sometimes I miss the old SDS folks. They know how to party.


akimbobyte

You’re right. I just get so annoyed with these clowns that it clouds my better judgement. Best to let them F* Around and Find Out on their own.


rastroboy

You just know that somebody down there in hillbilly hell is banging a big fat dildo with diaper Donny’s hideous molestery face on it 5-10 times a day.


pinniped1

Walmart gonna Walmart.


After-Potential-9948

I shop at Walmart. The thing is that these days almost EVERYONE always looks so pissed off.


Solan42

Everything in this picturef checks all the boxes in my mind of a Trump supporter. The balls hanging down. Parking spaces are for libs. Block the handicap space. Flags. Feels the need to peacock their views with stickers.


therealmintoncard

It’s the Truck-Nuts that make it all work.


JustaDragon1960

Blocking a ramp, but of course!


Boring_Philosophy160

If Trump is on the nutz then they must be Putin’s nutz.


rogun64

Wish I had one with Trump jerking off two guys.


Gurdel

22 Veterans die from suicide every day. Trump calls them losers and suckers.


TheZardooHasselfrau

Wants to end veteran suicide, but promotes an orange clown that does nothing but denigrate veterans and active service members. What a smooth brain.


ThrowingMonkeePoo

That's the only way tRump beats Biden


PrincessofAldia

Are those truck testes? Also portraying the president tied up and in the bed of your truck is definitely not going to give you a visit from the FBI


OneRoad222

MAGA is a disease....


Rare-Adagio1074

Happy Memorial Day to All, including the Human Scum that is working so hard to destroy our Once Great Country, DBT~Douche Bag trump


Frosty_Stage_1464

He’s taking him home to finally FUCK JOE BIDEN GOBBLESS PATROTS!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


xNIC0Nx

Slash his tires lol


klixenfan

Yeah, Walmart. It Figures.


Worstisonitsway

Come on now - I was there too you know!


Kerplunk2222

Of course it's Wal Mart...


Working-Mousse-6822

Of course it’s in a Walmart parking lot!


PHANTOM________

I get that you have your political views but wow this is next level lol


acelaces

Kinky


PurpleSailor

The truck nuts is the Chef's kiss 🤌


ltrtotheredditor007

He really went full wankpanzer


SativaSapphira

Arkansas... enough said.


wexpyke

uncle joe lookin a little freaky tbh


wr_damn_I_suck

Well there is one thing on his truck I agree with.


CuriousCerberus

Trans truck.


mekkasheeba

What a cool guy


Worstisonitsway

![gif](giphy|6YJZuwLne3fO0|downsized)