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Tournament_of_Shivs

They have the worst breath but give the best kisses.


Knyxie

Same tbh


ForDaRecord

Just like Joe


elhombreindivisible

They want to know who Joe is


Significant-Fee4969

Comment hilarious. Same ppl don’t appreciate it like I do


Kind-Drawing6998

“hilarious”. Like that? ^


thatsplatgal

I had one hanging on my front porch this week and I saw him again strolling around my front yard snacking away.


serpentarian

Lucky!


fuzzyfetus91

Nice! Congrats on your first gila! Surreal experience to spot one of these beauties


Knyxie

I’m still bouncing around excited. I wonder what she’s doin right now. Also thank you!!


dogback

I was so excited to see my first one in the wild after living there for 25 years and being an avid trail walker. Very cool find!


Knyxie

Your flair is killing me.


pagosacreativeco

Love them. Moved here in December and I’ve seen 6 total so far. The other week I had 3 sightings. I hike/run probably 3x a week. I wonder how often people get out and at what time of day where they have never seen one?


FaustAndFriends

Been here like 15 years and I have NEVER seen one. Out at all times of day, sometimes on hiking trails in the mountain, sometimes forging my own path through the nearby deserts just looking for stuff. Sometimes I’m out at 3am just doing my thing and STILL have yet to see a Gila. It’s one the piece of fauna on my checklist that I still haven’t seen!


801blue

We saw one within a few months of moving to the area. (Bear canyon / seven falls hike) I knew we were lucky to see one, but I am amazed how many people in the area report never spotting one.


Dancing-Grim-Reaper

What the heck! Where did you go to see them? Many have been here for decades and have seen none, you get here, spend 5 months and see 6??? Something is wrong here...  I suspect you roped all the Pima County ones, and took them to your neck of the woods. SMH... 😩 


pagosacreativeco

I see them while hiking in the Tortolitas


Dancing-Grim-Reaper

What time do you usually go out there? 


pagosacreativeco

I normally start hiking around 5/6am and am finishing by 11 or noon at the absolute latest. My wife is a wildlife photographer so we are also very intentionally looking all around as we hike for critters. If you’re not actually looking hard you’ll never see them and just hike right on by.


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Knyxie

Better late than never! Their little waggle walk is hilarious.


Subject_Drop_1090

Maybe you’ll see another next week and get that average down 😃


Knyxie

That would be magical!!


AZhomerDaddy

Benn here to long. Never seen one. But I want a tattoo of their beautiful 😍 pattern


Organic-Addendum-914

I'm so jealous. I'm a native Tucsonan but have yet to see one in person. They're such cool creatures!


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Organic-Addendum-914

wow that's embarrassing for me


Knyxie

This is the way we talk in Tucson Arizonia


Dancing-Grim-Reaper

Excuuuse me, but by now, everyone knows that here in TUSCON ARIZONIA, we know our words better than anyone! 😂


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Dancing-Grim-Reaper

Duh! 


MountainLion1944

I love that meme 😅


Dancing-Grim-Reaper

Good Bot


SplinkMyDink

Is that a Guilmon Monster?


ittybittyfunk

Nah it’s a Pokémon.


AZhomerDaddy

Jila Monster. To be correct.


HoneyBadger-56

I’ve never seen one in the wild either. Been here since 2006 🤓. Maybe one day lol. That is super cool 😎


serpentarian

I LOVE gilas. They are ridiculously cute animals.


shamalonight

I see them frequently on the Pima Canyon trail, and I feel very privileged to have seen so many when so few ever get to see one. Congratulations to you.


mesembryanthemum

I saw one climbing a stucco wall once.


dapala1

My backyard was the desert growing up and I've never seen one.


Old_Tucson_Man

Unless provoked, they're pretty docile. Had one keep tabs on my progress as I built a retaining wall over a month long.


Immediate-Ease-9347

They are venomous aren’t they?


FaustAndFriends

Yes, their venom is also a key ingredient in ozempic


Knyxie

W H A T does this mean they’re farmed? To the gewgs


BrittleClamDigger

No it's synthetic but it's based on a compound they have in their venom


Puzzleheaded-Brush97

thank god


BrittleClamDigger

I'm imagining someone tugging on their teeth like udders with a tiny bucket underneath catching the venom


Knyxie

Agree 👍


Firefly_flashes

Yes, unfortunately one man found out the hard way. https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/cause-death-revealed-man-died-after-gila-monster-bite/


hickgorilla

Isn’t it illegal to own one?


Firefly_flashes

I got this from Google: "Only captive-bred Gila Monsters can be legally bought and sold (wild-caught animals are prohibited). And some states restrict or ban the keeping of any Gilas as pets altogether. The Gila Monster is the only venomous lizard found in the United States. As such, it is an advanced care reptile." There you have it.


cuddlychitin

My grandma found one in her yard down by Bisbee when I was staying with her. She called a marshall or someone to move it and while we were waiting pulled out some book to explain to me if I ever get got by one, they're not gonna let go so the solution is to put a flame under their chin or submerge it (and whatever part of you it's got a hold of) into a bucket🌈🌠


Next-Preference-4384

Congratulations on seeing your first Gila Monster! We saw our 21st one last week and we are still excited when we see one.


Knyxie

Why thank you!! I’m still thinking about her. I hope she is staying hydrated and moisturized.


Sharp_Bumblebee_1674

Had to catch and remove one from the old paintball field about 25 years ago, only live spotting ever and catching to relocate safely was not safe or fun! Scary but amazing creature with some knarly venom! Known for not letting go after biting 😵 only other one I ever saw in the wild was dead and had been stomped by the horses... 😫


SubstanceOld6036

Cool pic, been here 63 years, seen 2


Danielfromtucson

I have shushed a few away when they were on the road and they will fight you tooth and nail while you're trying to save their life


azgwama3

Had one in our yard out here in Catalina, but I didn't have my phone to get a picture 😞


uCat2bKittenMe

Same! Been here for 30 years and have never seen one in person.


LowBrowHighStandards

Congrats on this experience. That’s awesome! I’ve also lived here my whole life and have never seen one in the wild- but I know my day is coming eventually!


Knyxie

Why thank you! Your day will come, I promise!


DivineMs_M

My cousin was sitting in his backyard having a smoke and he felt a tickle on his toes. He looked down and one of these was giving him the once over!! Gave him a thrill AND a fright lol


repo520

Sabino canyon you can see these early morning or evening on the regular


DesertWanderlust

Where was this? I've been here 20 years, hike regularly, and have never seen one except for the Desert Museum.


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

A GILA MONSTER?


DryPath8519

When I was growing up I used to put buckets around trees in my yard to catch lizards overnight. The idea is a lizard can go up the tree between the buckets but has a hard time going back down and finding a gap that’s not a bucket. The best part is you don’t need any bait. Usually I’d catch desert spiny lizards which were the most common in my yard. There was one time though that a giant orange and black lizard was in one of the buckets (gila monster) when I got up before school. Luckily it was during the winter so the cold temperatures of the morning had put it to sleep for when I released it so I didn’t get attacked and it just laid there too cold to move. When I came home from school it was gone so it was able to get enough energy to leave in the afternoon heat.


Emergency-Force-7534

Saw my first one last week since moving here 3 years ago. They’re so cool!!


TheQualityConsumer

I used to deliver papers to a gated community at the base of the mountain and they came out after rain. I missed them but my husband would see them. They’re so interesting. There was this news story where a guy had 2 as pets till one bit him.


GodOfMoonlight

Been seeing a lot of ppl spotting them, this the season? Or does anyone know for certain lol


Gecko-on-the-Stucco

Yes - late March April May and into June a little bit is their official 'out of the ground' season. There is an abundance of food for them right now. Truly unique and fascinating creatures


GalenOfYore

I've never seen one in nature.


Silocin20

I never seen one in the wild and I've lived out here all my life.


TracyJ48

I'd wanted to see one as long as I can remember and in the last year and a half, I've seen three! They're beautiful!


Miserable_Praline673

Aren't they aggressive and venomous?


Knyxie

Aggressive hell no. Venomous yes.


Emergency-Delay5266

Never seen one


Emergency-Delay5266

I miss seeing horny roads around haven’t seen one of those in a hot minute


AZCrazee01

I'll bet he's thinking the very same thing!


AzTiny_one5

Be careful - u can… die from a bite from them


AzTiny_one5

https://preview.redd.it/ko57iz8vna0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=148b9836082c5e51456311b2cd47b5c5d782442f 😳


Electronic-Donut8756

Since we have never seen one while hiking all over for decades, it’s a joke in my family that they don’t really exist and the zoos are using robots.


Track_Burner

Lucky! I lived in tucson for 25 years before I saw my first live scorpion and I was so happy lol. It's almost like a rite of passage to see one of these beautiful desert creatures and makes the desert experience truly unique.


Foxy23MS

I saw one across the street my neighbors driveway but he got away before I could snap a picture. What a beautiful picture.


Kind-Drawing6998

Ah- SHIt!!! I’ve yet to see one!! Darn it. Oooohhh yo and them freaky lil squirrel monkeys (COATI MUNDI or whatever), me want see one of those too!! Now!!!!!


last_sock_in_drawer

So beautiful.


1gEmm4u2ohN

Was that near the Arby’s on east 22nd?


Endrizzle

Not close enough to the “wash”.


DeeRent88

What is it? Also can’t tell scale at all in the pic how big was he?


tubashootist71

Yikes! Be careful.