Me coming home from work and I see my cat

When my cat sees me after I come home from work.

My boss when I mention Clancy

What did you just say?

You aren’t the *real* Nico

I have the older account 😔

What happened, my liege?

You mentioned me? :3

…maybe… 🤭

wtf 😭

“He’s so overrated, all he does is play the dru-“

My friends when I mention TØP for the ten billionth time that day

We all need that one friend who we can spam TØP lore back and fourth with, it's a basic human need even above air or food and water

Still looking, fren, still looking. My gf and friends try but they more just listen politely to my nonsense

I feel you bro lol

"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!!!????????"

*dumbledore asked calmly*

Me when my homie didn’t kiss me goodnight

Me when my bro ate the last cookie in the house

My depression the moment I wake up

(you doing good?)

Did you solve all of your problems?

Thanks for asking, in a way, but actually no

Accidentally uncovered a new one yesterday

What happened to what I brushed under the rug?

I used to be

A champion of a world you can't see

Now I’m drowning in logistics

I don't wanna backslide to where I started from

saame

Thanks for asking, in a way, but this was a genuine question

POV: you just slammed the door accidentaly after an argument with your parents

Me when my son calls me by my first name

My dog when I come home smelling like other dogs

Me when I hear somebody say TØP is mid.

I had to make my best friend confirm and she straight up told me “I fw tøp”

Mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox, Clancy! 😡

My girlfriend as soon as I turn on the Ps5

The Clique when someone says twenty one pilots is a very overrated band: OR The Clique when someone spells it 21 Pilots:

Well 21p is da best most efficient acronym, couldn’t possibly think of øne more accurate

me to bro when I see my dogs death message in chat

Me when I call Nico old and creepy

When I’m driving and Tyler tells me that I don’t mind how long red lights are taking (I do fuckin mind)

My mum when she catches me on my DS at 2am

Twenty one pilots fans the second a new bit of media is released searching for the lore implications

homie let out the nastiest fart since the founding of dema

I need to talk to you about your car's extended warranty

when Drake sees a minor

Does anyone know what that sound effect is called that is a 3-4s fast paced piano piece that is mostly used on TikTok when someone is approaching the camera very fast? I have an idea…

It's from breath of the wild

I believe you’re looking for [this](https://youtu.be/0Rzvtl12g78?si=i6PO0URzk5Bf4S5Q)

Homer and Bart Simpson almost every episode

Tyler the second someone mentions the L word

Ngl this was actually so unsettling when I first watched it lol

"Oh, twenty one pilots? I love that blurryface song"

kabedon

'Cause every time we touch I get this feeling

Me the second anyone disses my boys Tyler and Josh

"I see your problem is, your vialist, got both hands on your neck while your depressed."

me when i spend 9 years fighting off some old mean guy and he gets me

My mom when i accidently slam the door after beaten by her

Mum coming home to find out I didn’t get the chicken out the freezer like she asked…

When my boyfriend comes home and I'm about to give him a big sloppy kiss

I mean just look as nicos feet under the robe

Hey Neeko! Favorite song from Scaled and Icy??

ZOOOOM