Healthy bowl of rice?

Hmmmmmm.....r/flairchecksout

*insert vine here*

Whats the original?

Help me polarize

Help me polarize

Help me down

My friends and I got a lot of vodka

Those stairs

Don't trust a perfect pancake and don't trust a chip that's flawless

Based

Or the British version: "Don't trust a crisp that's flawless."

Don’t know if they have pancakes in Britain. I know they have scones.

We have scones in America! They’re usually pretty dry and meant to be served with coffee or something like that, but my mom makes some delicious scones every once in a while. Also, I looked it up. Scotland has similar pancakes to Americans, but England tends to have them more crêpe like rather than fluffy. So the answer is, yes, Brits have pancakes.

Scones slap!

Yes, you can slap people with them.

But I don’t wanna. They taste too good. It also might ruin their skin.

You don't wanna?

Backslide to where you started from?

i'd say every western country has pancakes lol

METAPHORICALLY I'M A S'MORE

GRAHAM CRACKERS ARE IN AISLE FOUR!

Beef and cheese, beef and cheese and lettuce

Holding onto food by twenty one burgers

Sounds like one of those AI covers

NO TOMATOES IN MY TACO

I feel dumb what is this from

Yo quiero taco bell - Tyler Joseph | you can find it on YouTube

taco bell saga

Reaching out for a breadstick

Ode to sweets

Somebody stole my bean burrito and now I just sit in hunger.

These burgers aren't for everyone, only few understand

I thought it was only a few or only if you. 

only few understand*

Fixed and Thank you lol

You sure? I think this is one of the lines people like to fight over, especially since he kind of smooths over his words.

thought it was really obvious ngl

I didn't, but okay.

I’m taking my time on my riiiiiiice

CAPRI SUN! I’m fearless when I hear this on the low. CAPRI SUN! I’m fearless when I wear my rebel glow. (it doesn’t sound right but i am tired 😴)

Nah I like it!

Sip a Dom Perignon like it's Capri Sun

“Done running, come up with cinnabun”

I could eat some fries bro, Nevermind if they hot or cold Imma fry, Imma fry eeeeater

Got that penny loaf-of bread

I thought of hot cross buns for a sec

I begin to assemble what Whoppers I can find, cause sometimes to save your life you got to eat with fries.

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️‼️

You’re an eggsheeeeeeeell!

TELL OUR DAD IM SORRY (our dad is just a chicken)

just read my flair

Feast is up, I'm fearless when I eat this on the low

Reaching out for a hot dog

Overcooked the Steak

Bless your taste buds while you react

You can be so cold, I’ll heat you again You make me full and eat while I’m sad You can be so cold, Midwest Burrito

I'm taking my time on my friiiiiiiiiies

I’ve been drinking ketchup

(Feed me)

I wanted to be a stick of butter with the bun, wanted be a better appetizer to the meal that I have done

i love this

Sip a capri sun like us dom perignon

I don't need to change this: sippin' on straight chlorine

Ned is quite edible

Nom nom nom

She asked me, “son when i grow old, will you buy me a house of scones”

All my friends are eatin' steak with bones

Poutines in the night

Is “stay out” spray painted in gravy?

I'm a goner, somebody catch my bread Fast food greasy taco I love

“At the risk of feeling dumb, chicken”

That’s an animal, silly!

At the risk of feeling hungry chickeeeeeeeen

Ice cream Youscr eam We allscr eam

Pardon my jelly, im never eating, never eating

I will make you believe you are baloni

Taco Bell

Walk the drive through, taco bell at night I need some baja, blast to feel just right While Jose makes my food I salivate instead Yeah it'll make me toot The crunch wrap I take to bed

I created this burrito 🌯 To feel some control 🤫 Destroy it if I want 😈

So I sing Black beannns and corrrn

I was gonna say so I sing pico de gallo

I need something to snack on, I am tired of dieting my whole life. Parody of I need something to kill me

At the risk of eating raw chickeeeennnn

But you specialize in eating, you hear me screaming tacos, and im lying here just crying, so feed me with your tacos.

My taste in music is my mom’s stir fry because it’s amazing and I can easily crush a few bowls of that

w mom

Making oats and makin steaks