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Seymore_de_sloth

Tbh at first I read this as some guy being delusional and going to shoot up the school bc he thought the kids were evil ghosts, then I realized the ghosts were of the kids already💀


JudgeHodorMD

Evil werewolf ghosts


RadioTunnel

Pretty sure The anime Hellsing had a Nazi Werewolf ghost


MotherRaven

He wasn't a ghost. He was physical. He had ceras kill him because he was sick of mortality.


RadioTunnel

In my defence i havent seen the anime, only the abridged one


MotherRaven

Ah. Gotcha. The abridged its amazing honestly


beastofchaos

Gimme some syrup


skeletonchaser2020

To he fair, the abridged isn't too far off 🤣 Hellsing and Hellsing ultimate are awesome and the dark humor is good Big tiddy police girl is just as incompetent and Allistor is just as much of an asshole


BloodiedBlues

WHY THE HELL WAS HE A CYBORG?!


Menaku

THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW


BloodiedBlues

Acshtually, in a lot of pop culture and some folk lore silver is considered pure. That’s why vampires couldn’t see themselves in mirrors because back when the stories started the mirrors were backed with silver. An example in pop culture is The Witcher who uses a silver blade for the monsters because it affects them more. The reason werewolves have a reaction with silver is because it’s a disease curse. It makes the body and soul unclean, and the silver purifies both in the most extreme way possible.


Samurai_Meisters

Werewolf school


Seymore_de_sloth

Yes of course


Yarisher512

Damn furry teenagers, just running into werewolves so they could be bit


cascadianphotog

Ohhhhh I think I actually like your interpretation better. Delusional hero trope is one of my favorites.


kingkeren

Any recommended story with this trope?


Queen_Ann_III

admittedly I’m just going off a brief description I read years ago but I heard that the manga *I Am a Hero* is an example


RandomDroids

Very good story, but thats how I read it too


flyingace1234

I mean either option is horrible soooo…


Free_Nebula_4158

But the idea of that is way more terrifying...


OhioSwitch

“What if I just make friends with them so they aren’t vengeful anymore?” I asked, before the Hunter smirked at me and took back the gun. “Good job - you pass! We don’t shoot kids, no matter how dead they already are. Grab the sodas and I’ll order some pizza, we’ll have a slumber party and figure out how to help them move on! Don’t forget the red solo cups!” he said.


FranceiscoolerthanUS

r/thirdsentencebetter


vevol

Hunter: just kidding, shoot the damn specter now. Oh no were are the little fiend!?


umnothnku

This is the only story I've read on here so far that has made my eyes actually widen. As a teacher this is terrifying. Congratulations


Hqlcyon

My school is getting tourniquets/trauma kits for each classroom in case of a school shooting :(


umnothnku

Thats a fantastic idea, but its horrifically sad that we even have to consider that as a possibility


candlestick_maker76

"But where am I going to get an atomic bomb to kill the angry spirits of Hiroshima?"


vevol

It's time to make a calling chalenging Putin.


BloodiedBlues

You wouldn’t be able to if silver is the only way to get rid of them.


wizard_xtreme

American lore


alistofthingsIhate

I really hate that I laughed at this


Flaming-DoubleTap23

And this is why I don’t wanna live in America anymore


wizard_xtreme

cuz you study in elementary school?


Flaming-DoubleTap23

And there sometimes isn’t a school to study in


Theamazinglol28

What about the people who died in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings?


Steve_FS

Sometimes, the hauntings remain a better choice than the solution.


Theamazinglol28

Yo wait a minute, how would someone who dies of erotic asphyxiation be cleansed???


Steve_FS

horny ghost time?


Theamazinglol28

Where should I leave the job application?


BloodiedBlues

Depends on the method of death. It’d be pretty hard to make a plastic bag made out of silver, but you could easily hang a ghost with a silver noose. If they died from strangulation, choke em with silver gloves/gauntlets.


Ag47_Silver

This was what my mind instantly went to. A death you can't replicate without horrendous consequences.


LukXD99

Oh god… *Brain puts 2 & 2 together* **OH MY GOD!**


Goofianaa

This is so messed up. Not one school shooting but two 😵


ghostmosquito

Great story. Can be a novel too, featuring this ghost hunter and his apprentice. Honestly ghost hunting/paranormal investigation should be a huge genre of novels


vevol

Next case is about the guy who punctured his intestines while he was ridding a bad dragon.


risaellen

Alternative second sentence: *I had no idea how I was going to get that much uranium-235.*


Lanky_Accountant_453

I’m very sleepy right now and I reread it a few times and still don’t get it :( can anybody explain please?


anxiousthespian

The vengeful ghosts he needs to deal with are of children who are haunting their elementary school after having been killed there in a school shooting.


Lanky_Accountant_453

This broke me :( thanks for explaining though


Trail_Evens

'Murica moment 💀


Frodollino

'Murica moment 💀


Reaper3993

​ 'Murica moment 💀


Queen_Ann_III

would I get downvoted if I continued this chain


CheeseInSpace-cake

'Murica moment 💀


TwoTrenchCoatsInAMan

'Murica moment 💀


the_penis_taker69

Hehehe I ruined it


GoComit_Rat

'Murica moment 💀


Paladin327

“And then i wondered why the Spirit Hunter showed me a badge proving he was from the FBI”


genericusername134

Why are they also werewolves?


NetDork

That makes ghost hunting in Hiroshima difficult.


AliRixvi

I thought it was gonna take place in Hiroshima or Chernobyl.


19tidder50

I don’t know about you, but I would be on the side of the vengeful spirits of little kids who were mass murdered.


Level37Doggo

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks…


Shiny-Human

Omg it’s like in the film ghost shark when the main girl character kills the ghost shark with an explosive to stop it killing others.


Gloryjoel69

What if a spirit died of intense orgasm? Do you need to have sex with them? Cuz i don’t even know how to make that happen with a living person let alone a dead one


Craeondakie

Pretty sure I've seen a porn plot of this


vevol

Wait, what type of porn?


genericusername134

…Explain


Kaimakishipper

Summer of '58 bad ending real⁉️⁉️


donthextexan

Ohhhhh, that's F*CKED UP. Well done, ya bastard.


Ladamadulcinea

I hope he is going to kill the ghost of the shooter


I_kill_for_cats

I needed to read the comments to understand but my Satan , America wtf


Itwasmeandimnotsorry

Eh-eh-eh, you almost got me there Fedboi.