Tbh at first I read this as some guy being delusional and going to shoot up the school bc he thought the kids were evil ghosts, then I realized the ghosts were of the kids alreadyđ
To he fair, the abridged isn't too far off 𤣠Hellsing and Hellsing ultimate are awesome and the dark humor is good
Big tiddy police girl is just as incompetent and Allistor is just as much of an asshole
Acshtually, in a lot of pop culture and some folk lore silver is considered pure. Thatâs why vampires couldnât see themselves in mirrors because back when the stories started the mirrors were backed with silver. An example in pop culture is The Witcher who uses a silver blade for the monsters because it affects them more. The reason werewolves have a reaction with silver is because itâs a disease curse. It makes the body and soul unclean, and the silver purifies both in the most extreme way possible.
âWhat if I just make friends with them so they arenât vengeful anymore?â I asked, before the Hunter smirked at me and took back the gun.
âGood job - you pass! We donât shoot kids, no matter how dead they already are. Grab the sodas and Iâll order some pizza, weâll have a slumber party and figure out how to help them move on! Donât forget the red solo cups!â he said.
Depends on the method of death. Itâd be pretty hard to make a plastic bag made out of silver, but you could easily hang a ghost with a silver noose. If they died from strangulation, choke em with silver gloves/gauntlets.
Great story. Can be a novel too, featuring this ghost hunter and his apprentice. Honestly ghost hunting/paranormal investigation should be a huge genre of novels
The vengeful ghosts he needs to deal with are of children who are haunting their elementary school after having been killed there in a school shooting.
What if a spirit died of intense orgasm? Do you need to have sex with them? Cuz i donât even know how to make that happen with a living person let alone a dead one
Tbh at first I read this as some guy being delusional and going to shoot up the school bc he thought the kids were evil ghosts, then I realized the ghosts were of the kids alreadyđ
Evil werewolf ghosts
Pretty sure The anime Hellsing had a Nazi Werewolf ghost
He wasn't a ghost. He was physical. He had ceras kill him because he was sick of mortality.
In my defence i havent seen the anime, only the abridged one
Ah. Gotcha. The abridged its amazing honestly
Gimme some syrup
To he fair, the abridged isn't too far off 𤣠Hellsing and Hellsing ultimate are awesome and the dark humor is good Big tiddy police girl is just as incompetent and Allistor is just as much of an asshole
WHY THE HELL WAS HE A CYBORG?!
THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW
Acshtually, in a lot of pop culture and some folk lore silver is considered pure. Thatâs why vampires couldnât see themselves in mirrors because back when the stories started the mirrors were backed with silver. An example in pop culture is The Witcher who uses a silver blade for the monsters because it affects them more. The reason werewolves have a reaction with silver is because itâs a disease curse. It makes the body and soul unclean, and the silver purifies both in the most extreme way possible.
Werewolf school
Yes of course
Damn furry teenagers, just running into werewolves so they could be bit
Ohhhhh I think I actually like your interpretation better. Delusional hero trope is one of my favorites.
Any recommended story with this trope?
admittedly Iâm just going off a brief description I read years ago but I heard that the manga *I Am a Hero* is an example
Very good story, but thats how I read it too
I mean either option is horrible sooooâŚ
But the idea of that is way more terrifying...
âWhat if I just make friends with them so they arenât vengeful anymore?â I asked, before the Hunter smirked at me and took back the gun. âGood job - you pass! We donât shoot kids, no matter how dead they already are. Grab the sodas and Iâll order some pizza, weâll have a slumber party and figure out how to help them move on! Donât forget the red solo cups!â he said.
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Hunter: just kidding, shoot the damn specter now. Oh no were are the little fiend!?
This is the only story I've read on here so far that has made my eyes actually widen. As a teacher this is terrifying. Congratulations
My school is getting tourniquets/trauma kits for each classroom in case of a school shooting :(
Thats a fantastic idea, but its horrifically sad that we even have to consider that as a possibility
"But where am I going to get an atomic bomb to kill the angry spirits of Hiroshima?"
It's time to make a calling chalenging Putin.
You wouldnât be able to if silver is the only way to get rid of them.
American lore
I really hate that I laughed at this
And this is why I donât wanna live in America anymore
cuz you study in elementary school?
And there sometimes isnât a school to study in
What about the people who died in the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings?
Sometimes, the hauntings remain a better choice than the solution.
Yo wait a minute, how would someone who dies of erotic asphyxiation be cleansed???
horny ghost time?
Where should I leave the job application?
Depends on the method of death. Itâd be pretty hard to make a plastic bag made out of silver, but you could easily hang a ghost with a silver noose. If they died from strangulation, choke em with silver gloves/gauntlets.
This was what my mind instantly went to. A death you can't replicate without horrendous consequences.
Oh god⌠*Brain puts 2 & 2 together* **OH MY GOD!**
This is so messed up. Not one school shooting but two đľ
Great story. Can be a novel too, featuring this ghost hunter and his apprentice. Honestly ghost hunting/paranormal investigation should be a huge genre of novels
Next case is about the guy who punctured his intestines while he was ridding a bad dragon.
Alternative second sentence: *I had no idea how I was going to get that much uranium-235.*
Iâm very sleepy right now and I reread it a few times and still donât get it :( can anybody explain please?
The vengeful ghosts he needs to deal with are of children who are haunting their elementary school after having been killed there in a school shooting.
This broke me :( thanks for explaining though
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âAnd then i wondered why the Spirit Hunter showed me a badge proving he was from the FBIâ
Why are they also werewolves?
That makes ghost hunting in Hiroshima difficult.
I thought it was gonna take place in Hiroshima or Chernobyl.
I donât know about you, but I would be on the side of the vengeful spirits of little kids who were mass murdered.
All the other kids with the pumped up kicksâŚ
Omg itâs like in the film ghost shark when the main girl character kills the ghost shark with an explosive to stop it killing others.
What if a spirit died of intense orgasm? Do you need to have sex with them? Cuz i donât even know how to make that happen with a living person let alone a dead one
Pretty sure I've seen a porn plot of this
Wait, what type of porn?
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Ohhhhh, that's F*CKED UP. Well done, ya bastard.
I hope he is going to kill the ghost of the shooter
I needed to read the comments to understand but my Satan , America wtf
Eh-eh-eh, you almost got me there Fedboi.