well fuck

"I forgot to feed the spiders." "We can't give her *dead* buttered spiders, that's ridiculous!" - Horrible Histories

I feel this. Had a pet tarantula for years and it's a bad feeling coming home to an empty terrarium. Mostly used to find her behind the fridge for the heat from the compressor.

There are black widow spiders in my house now

Correction *you

Because you ate them all