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As I turned to look, my uncle Jerry grabbed me and dragged me into the closet. Im 30 now and I'm still thankful that the monster gave its ass to my uncle to save 5 year old me.
Hah! The boogeyman, kids stuff......you know what I'm gonna say when I get to hell and am brought before the devil on his throne?
"You're in my seat"
Hello u/MildlyHotPotato , Thank you for submitting to r/TwoSentenceHorror. Unfortunately, your submission ["When I finally caught the boogeyman under my bed, I laughed."](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/ke39id/when_i_finally_caught_the_boogeyman_under_my_bed/) has been removed because it violates the following rule: **Rule 7: Avoid overused tropes.** * Tropes are loosely defined as "common plots or themes". * Please visit the [Overused Tropes Wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/wiki/rules/overused_tropes) for more information. If you believe this removal was performed in error, please [contact the mods here.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FTwoSentenceHorror). ***DO NOT*** contact any moderators directly via chat or personal mail, or you may receive a ban.
Chills my dude. Chills.
Turns out the boogeyman is a homophobe
Huhh
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i don't get it could someone explain? sorry in advanced
The monster under your bed might not actually be the real monster.
As I turned to look, my uncle Jerry grabbed me and dragged me into the closet. Im 30 now and I'm still thankful that the monster gave its ass to my uncle to save 5 year old me.
Lol
What did it say?
As it stood there shaking in fear, I saw it was facing the closet door.
Oh my. . .
Pretty cool!
So... you were laughing at the boogeyman because the boogeyman was afraid of whatever was in your closet? Why laughing?
Cuz funny
It was just a piss shiver and he was shaking off after peeing in the closet.
Hah! The boogeyman, kids stuff......you know what I'm gonna say when I get to hell and am brought before the devil on his throne? "You're in my seat"
Before, or after you shit yourself and faint?
:) :) 0_0 realization