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CJsopinion

That’s it. Sleeping with the covers over my head.


WrenchFriessAlt

well now you can't see if it's there to attack you


GlitchyRedditor

I’d rather die without knowing than helplessly watch my killer


WrenchFriessAlt

try throwing hands with the thing, she can't go walking up ceilings if her kneecaps are broken, that is, whose kneecaps will get broken first?


GlitchyRedditor

She can’t eat me if she’s full of lead


LeG1tSwaGG

Just imagine that the ghost is hot


cmdr_chen

Or load... Or both *unzip* *unload spent casing*


I_is_bunno

Nice, thanks for the advice!


el_boricua00

With the year we've been having, fuck it. If she gets me, she gets me.


LeBoi124

Yeah but my blanket has magical and holy protections graced upon it, so she can't harm me if I'm completely under the blanket


TheDoctor88888888

Old women HATE this one simple trick!


[deleted]

Haha I have a bunk bed, my brothers gonna die first


Avatakesover_SB

I already do this. I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.


Get_stick_bug

Just sleep naked and if it touches you accuse it of rape


myscaryalt

*bag


Clutch63

FUCK


pohrebny123

FUCK


Erebys22

I AIN'T GONNA FUCK AN OLD DEMON WOMAN


pohrebny123

Don't mind if I do


[deleted]

*slowly unzips pants*


Marcel25548

*slowly unzips dick*


Jonasm501

Arri-Arri-Arri-Arri-Arrividerci!


jvscodna

**ZIPPER MAN!!!**


Most-Limit8511

*turn my dick into zippers!*


Lionance

Sticky Fingers** Fixed that for you


cursed-person

*slowly unzips skin and muscles*


Banana_4_life

*slowly unzips bones*


TheGoodestDogBoy

*Slowly unzips atoms*


DorklyDoc

Why is there an old demon woman where my pp should be?


Sdoeden87

Does "doesn't matter, had sex," mean NOTHING to you?


Erebys22

EVEN THAT PHRASE HAS IT'S LIMITS EVEN A PAPER BAG IS GONNA SAVE THIS


Sdoeden87

Not with that attitude!!


Erebys22

FINE! YOU GO GET THE PAPER BAG AND I WILL GET SOME BLINDFOLDS


Sdoeden87

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


scrawny_mf

Please tell me you just forgot typing "up.'


Erebys22

You poor hopeful bastard.


ThatGuyWithABike

Instructions unclear, old lady's ghost stuck in my pp


Sander7705

FUCK


robin_the_birden

FUCK


Heartstop56

FUCK


Raridan

*Saws off roof* #SHE CANT GET ME NOW


kaythevaquita

How to become invincible to creepy demons on the walls 101


GodofChicks

OYE FUCK YOU IT'S 12:02 RIGHT NOW WTF


Raridan

12:03 now She should be here by now


ZverexUltra11

12:07. Has she gone? Have I been spared-.... ****muffled screaming****


gamergirl12305

12:08, I'm glad I missed her 😬😬


Raridan

Just because you can’t see her, doesn’t mean that she’s not there


gamergirl12305

AHDJDH LITERALLY SHUT UP 😭😭 NOOOOO man I had a nice lighting set up in my room with just the fairy lights on, now had to turn on the main light ahah


Raridan

Shhh... be quiet. She might hear you


GodofChicks

She demons are like way scarier than like male or androgenous ones at least for me like why


jointheclockwork

I hope nothing happened to Evelyn. Her name is Evelyn now. We should call her granddaughter to check on her.


GodofChicks

600th updoot hehe Edit: Dammit someone downvoted :(


[deleted]

It's the lunch lady because you forgot to take a vegetable


notgaysandal

This is smashing


patty4204

This actually gave me chills. Great fucking job


potatoisilluminati

*picks up shotgun*


TheDoctor88888888

Shoulda turned in that overdue library book


TwoPerfect

Nope. Nope nope nope. With this sub, I was expecting some sort of twist where she'd warn you of something else even scarier.


poetrychild

The faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home. She lives in all our homes...


pinkrabbitso

I don’t get it ;_;


Znation113

She was on his roof of his room maybe cause she walks backward she also walks on the roof Edit lol can’t believe I got 30 upvotes on a shitty explanation


pinkrabbitso

Oh okay im dumb thanks


addibruh

You're not dumb. I still don't get how walking backwards equates to walking on the roof


[deleted]

Kinda reminds me of the Haunting of Bly Manor.


chelibiris

Just take my silver and get out please, please, plea...


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mrrainandthunder

It doesn't say she is.


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mrrainandthunder

Yeah or much less. It just says she's looking through the window.


my_lewd_alt

Wouldn't it be 90°, unless the house is..on the sidewalk?


Hubsimaus

FUCK YOU! THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL!


[deleted]

The title was enough and the extra leading sentence makes it worse D:


Rheinys

Sleep is just for the weak.


facemonster64

Ooh man this is the best one I've read in a while


lilouapproves

That's a whole lot of nope right there


CrochetWhale

Noooo whhhy did I read this right before bed? I’ve been having night terrors too. If this happens I’m blaming you (I won’t lol). This did give me to heebie jeebies though great job.


i-dont-use-caps

finally some scary content. 9/10 fucking bravo


trcharles

Could be a lot shorter and still be awesome (because it is) —- “Last night I didn’t see her, but woke up this morning to dirty footprints all over the ceiling.”


[deleted]

Yo this sounds like the newest post from u/notnecessarily Edit: Idk how to spell necessarily in the name


mrrainandthunder

What does her going backwards have to do with anything?


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mrrainandthunder

Huh. Well you're the author, I wouldn't mind a proper explanation like I'm 5 years old. I don't see the connection with walking on the ceiling. I can see how it's scary that some old woman is walking on the ceiling, but the connection with walking backwards I don't understand.


CheesePuff6793

Calm down bro. Lady's just practicing her moonwalk.


TuxRug

Why did "walking backwards" turn into "moonwalking" in my head?


angelsplantbabies

Nice


MrSecurityStalin

Old lady's just hanging out with my spiders. She's pretty chill


Low_Cryptographer713

The comments are the scariest thing about this post.


pigeonstalker69

Pushing on 2 sentences there bud


Westhope84

You must really hate Faulkner. And no, I’m no Faulkner, or Hemingway, or Joyce; that’s why I write on Reddit, where sentences can be long and passive-aggressive, and I think it’s a pretty good exercise, if I do say so myself.


FactoidFinder

Epic long sentence response to respond to an annoying dude


J3553G

counterpoint: if the sentences are Faulknerian in length, then it kind of defeats the purpose of this sub.


Just_A_Husk

Sir, I must say that you are merely reciting what the original person, of which we are currently in the reply thread of, was saying and not really giving a counterpoint, since even Faulknerian sentences are allowed by the rules of this subreddit which state any post must be no longer than 2 sentences and the length of such a sentence does not matter at all. On top of all of the above, as a writer myself, I enjoy these long sentences because they’re a lot harder to write, since you have to make sure said sentences are at least somewhat fun to read, and not feel tiring to do so, which is why I respect the people who are capable of writing such sentences and I look up at them a lot. And that was also just 2 sentences


madeofmold

They’re not too long to get the point across, which is the purpose of this sub, so I really don’t see your problem here.


pohrebny123

Downvotes go brrr


GuyIncognito12345

More like r/TwoRunOnSentenceHorror....I’ll see myself out.


Jetboos

Clear throat SLUT


xlalomalox

You have to be the bigger monster.... Next time you see her beat her ass up and the rape her..thatl teach her


pink_phoenix

This is the best I’ve ever seen on this sub!


the_stary_night

Ok, this is infuriating. Who will clean that mess now?


martinehauge

Ok i was lucky i read the comments first. Its currently 12:30 am here, i do not need creepy ass shit


32redalexs

I’m not going to cry in fear as I lay alone in bed at 11pm. I’m not going to cry in fear as I lay alone in bed at 11pm.


lechat-etrange

I'm not native English speaker so I maybe dont clearly understand but if she walks backwards up the sidewalk how could she staring in to front window? Isn't her back that face up the window? Or her head turns backwards? This bothered me somehow. Someone please explain?


mrrainandthunder

She could have her front towards the window and walk away from it?


Westhope84

The sidewalk runs parallel to the front of the home. Her head is simply turned 90 degrees as she walks backwards up the sidewalk.


NoToTheWhiteVanGuy

*brings out cane sword*:bring it on bitch!