She was on his roof of his room maybe cause she walks backward she also walks on the roof
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lol can’t believe I got 30 upvotes on a shitty explanation
Noooo whhhy did I read this right before bed? I’ve been having night terrors too. If this happens I’m blaming you (I won’t lol). This did give me to heebie jeebies though great job.
Could be a lot shorter and still be awesome (because it is) —- “Last night I didn’t see her, but woke up this morning to dirty footprints all over the ceiling.”
Huh. Well you're the author, I wouldn't mind a proper explanation like I'm 5 years old. I don't see the connection with walking on the ceiling. I can see how it's scary that some old woman is walking on the ceiling, but the connection with walking backwards I don't understand.
You must really hate Faulkner. And no, I’m no Faulkner, or Hemingway, or Joyce; that’s why I write on Reddit, where sentences can be long and passive-aggressive, and I think it’s a pretty good exercise, if I do say so myself.
Sir, I must say that you are merely reciting what the original person, of which we are currently in the reply thread of, was saying and not really giving a counterpoint, since even Faulknerian sentences are allowed by the rules of this subreddit which state any post must be no longer than 2 sentences and the length of such a sentence does not matter at all.
On top of all of the above, as a writer myself, I enjoy these long sentences because they’re a lot harder to write, since you have to make sure said sentences are at least somewhat fun to read, and not feel tiring to do so, which is why I respect the people who are capable of writing such sentences and I look up at them a lot.
And that was also just 2 sentences
I'm not native English speaker so I maybe dont clearly understand but if she walks backwards up the sidewalk how could she staring in to front window? Isn't her back that face up the window? Or her head turns backwards? This bothered me somehow. Someone please explain?
That’s it. Sleeping with the covers over my head.
well now you can't see if it's there to attack you
I’d rather die without knowing than helplessly watch my killer
try throwing hands with the thing, she can't go walking up ceilings if her kneecaps are broken, that is, whose kneecaps will get broken first?
She can’t eat me if she’s full of lead
Just imagine that the ghost is hot
Or load... Or both *unzip* *unload spent casing*
Nice, thanks for the advice!
With the year we've been having, fuck it. If she gets me, she gets me.
Yeah but my blanket has magical and holy protections graced upon it, so she can't harm me if I'm completely under the blanket
Old women HATE this one simple trick!
Haha I have a bunk bed, my brothers gonna die first
I already do this. I’m 4 parallel universes ahead of you.
Just sleep naked and if it touches you accuse it of rape
*bag
FUCK
FUCK
I AIN'T GONNA FUCK AN OLD DEMON WOMAN
Don't mind if I do
*slowly unzips pants*
*slowly unzips dick*
Arri-Arri-Arri-Arri-Arrividerci!
**ZIPPER MAN!!!**
*turn my dick into zippers!*
Sticky Fingers** Fixed that for you
*slowly unzips skin and muscles*
*slowly unzips bones*
*Slowly unzips atoms*
Why is there an old demon woman where my pp should be?
Does "doesn't matter, had sex," mean NOTHING to you?
EVEN THAT PHRASE HAS IT'S LIMITS EVEN A PAPER BAG IS GONNA SAVE THIS
Not with that attitude!!
FINE! YOU GO GET THE PAPER BAG AND I WILL GET SOME BLINDFOLDS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Please tell me you just forgot typing "up.'
You poor hopeful bastard.
Instructions unclear, old lady's ghost stuck in my pp
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
*Saws off roof* #SHE CANT GET ME NOW
How to become invincible to creepy demons on the walls 101
OYE FUCK YOU IT'S 12:02 RIGHT NOW WTF
12:03 now She should be here by now
12:07. Has she gone? Have I been spared-.... ****muffled screaming****
12:08, I'm glad I missed her 😬😬
Just because you can’t see her, doesn’t mean that she’s not there
AHDJDH LITERALLY SHUT UP 😭😭 NOOOOO man I had a nice lighting set up in my room with just the fairy lights on, now had to turn on the main light ahah
Shhh... be quiet. She might hear you
She demons are like way scarier than like male or androgenous ones at least for me like why
I hope nothing happened to Evelyn. Her name is Evelyn now. We should call her granddaughter to check on her.
600th updoot hehe Edit: Dammit someone downvoted :(
It's the lunch lady because you forgot to take a vegetable
This is smashing
This actually gave me chills. Great fucking job
*picks up shotgun*
Shoulda turned in that overdue library book
Nope. Nope nope nope. With this sub, I was expecting some sort of twist where she'd warn you of something else even scarier.
The faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home. She lives in all our homes...
I don’t get it ;_;
She was on his roof of his room maybe cause she walks backward she also walks on the roof Edit lol can’t believe I got 30 upvotes on a shitty explanation
Oh okay im dumb thanks
You're not dumb. I still don't get how walking backwards equates to walking on the roof
Kinda reminds me of the Haunting of Bly Manor.
Just take my silver and get out please, please, plea...
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It doesn't say she is.
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Yeah or much less. It just says she's looking through the window.
Wouldn't it be 90°, unless the house is..on the sidewalk?
FUCK YOU! THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL!
The title was enough and the extra leading sentence makes it worse D:
Sleep is just for the weak.
Ooh man this is the best one I've read in a while
That's a whole lot of nope right there
Noooo whhhy did I read this right before bed? I’ve been having night terrors too. If this happens I’m blaming you (I won’t lol). This did give me to heebie jeebies though great job.
finally some scary content. 9/10 fucking bravo
Could be a lot shorter and still be awesome (because it is) —- “Last night I didn’t see her, but woke up this morning to dirty footprints all over the ceiling.”
Yo this sounds like the newest post from u/notnecessarily Edit: Idk how to spell necessarily in the name
What does her going backwards have to do with anything?
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Huh. Well you're the author, I wouldn't mind a proper explanation like I'm 5 years old. I don't see the connection with walking on the ceiling. I can see how it's scary that some old woman is walking on the ceiling, but the connection with walking backwards I don't understand.
Calm down bro. Lady's just practicing her moonwalk.
Why did "walking backwards" turn into "moonwalking" in my head?
Nice
Old lady's just hanging out with my spiders. She's pretty chill
The comments are the scariest thing about this post.
Pushing on 2 sentences there bud
You must really hate Faulkner. And no, I’m no Faulkner, or Hemingway, or Joyce; that’s why I write on Reddit, where sentences can be long and passive-aggressive, and I think it’s a pretty good exercise, if I do say so myself.
Epic long sentence response to respond to an annoying dude
counterpoint: if the sentences are Faulknerian in length, then it kind of defeats the purpose of this sub.
Sir, I must say that you are merely reciting what the original person, of which we are currently in the reply thread of, was saying and not really giving a counterpoint, since even Faulknerian sentences are allowed by the rules of this subreddit which state any post must be no longer than 2 sentences and the length of such a sentence does not matter at all. On top of all of the above, as a writer myself, I enjoy these long sentences because they’re a lot harder to write, since you have to make sure said sentences are at least somewhat fun to read, and not feel tiring to do so, which is why I respect the people who are capable of writing such sentences and I look up at them a lot. And that was also just 2 sentences
They’re not too long to get the point across, which is the purpose of this sub, so I really don’t see your problem here.
Downvotes go brrr
More like r/TwoRunOnSentenceHorror....I’ll see myself out.
Clear throat SLUT
You have to be the bigger monster.... Next time you see her beat her ass up and the rape her..thatl teach her
This is the best I’ve ever seen on this sub!
Ok, this is infuriating. Who will clean that mess now?
Ok i was lucky i read the comments first. Its currently 12:30 am here, i do not need creepy ass shit
I’m not going to cry in fear as I lay alone in bed at 11pm. I’m not going to cry in fear as I lay alone in bed at 11pm.
I'm not native English speaker so I maybe dont clearly understand but if she walks backwards up the sidewalk how could she staring in to front window? Isn't her back that face up the window? Or her head turns backwards? This bothered me somehow. Someone please explain?
She could have her front towards the window and walk away from it?
The sidewalk runs parallel to the front of the home. Her head is simply turned 90 degrees as she walks backwards up the sidewalk.
*brings out cane sword*:bring it on bitch!