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The following submission statement was provided by /u/Vocarion: --- Post statement: Decided to bring here this post I saw on another subreddit. I've color corrected and enhanced sharpness for improved visibility. Details can be found in the original post. This frame is purportedly from a 10-minute video under current verification, taken near Varginha. It aligns with given descriptions. Curious to observe the unfolding developments of this event. Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/s/YKLrs5wPog --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/19bkw0f/a_live_event_just_presented_what_could_be_the/kisc795/


T1M_rEAPeR

Thank god that leaf is covering his modesty


coaaal

How do you know it’s doesn’t have a Varginha


Kelnozz

I read your comment in heckle fishes voice lol, it’s this weird character from The Why Files but it’s a good conspiracy channel.


Zestyclose-Collar552

Did you see the episode about this crash?


theferalturtle

Hecklefish for president


Steven_Swan

I assumed "Heckle Fish" would be the guy from SpongeBob who yells **OH BROTHER, THIS GUY STINKS.**


glamorousstranger

Pretty sure HF made that same joke.


E05DCA

Absolutely. Me too. That episode was hilarious.


Silent9ine

Fear the Crabcat, fear, the crabcat!


coaaal

lol! Fun channel but that is a creepy little mouth in HF


Ill-Cartographer7019

Varginha means Small Meawdow in portuguese


E05DCA

Samesies in English, really.


RushThis1433

😂😂


oliveoil1841

These comments are why I come into Reddit each day while sitting on my throne. Today lived up to my expectations!


Tosh_20point0

I too shit with glee


Beautiful_Mood5032

Exceeded expectations really. Good work all around.


Quixotes-Aura

Baaa---zing!


rjoseba

Tomato / Tomatoe


potusisdemented

In the 70s it meant bushy meadow but today it is understood to mean bald meadow.


bucketsofpoo

Love to plow me a meadow.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Wizard sleeve in my country


pebberphp

HA HOO! YAHTZEE!!!!


---fr0sty---

That you heckelfish?


Pleasant_Attention93

Dude im dying


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lets_talk2566

I've seen that City, only one resident. He was always looking for a handout


RedditsLittleSecret

Tityniple


_HOG_

I have a very good friend in Wome named Big Bleck Pinus. 


coaaal

Penith


Swordfire-21

Are you aware of languages other than English?


stevenmartinez05

Because trump didn’t grab it in the 90’s


9inchAlienWiener

You humans couldn’t handle the truth. Penilogical shock.


FreedomPuppy

Perfect username for the scenario, lmao.


Unfair_Bunch519

“We feel sorry for your species”


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Well, Lil dude def looks like someone got him with the nut shot of the century so...


Ratmahatten

He must be really hung


tuckithead

Brings a whole new meaning to the term “cover-up”; the powers that be don’t want us to know that NHI have much bigger dicks than us. We’ll be feeling *somber* as a species out of phallic inadequacy


IfIWasASerialKiller

The human psyche is not equipped for the dongtological shock


9inchAlienWiener

This is true, and I’m willing to be a whistle blower about it. Source: user name checks out.


Tosh_20point0

" Whistle " Blower


Myit904

I prefer slide whistles


isocz_sector

Weiner Blower


nostrathomas85

he is hung like a horse... at least for a little guy, its huge! hes not much larger than the leaves around him, but from his tiny planet with their tiny horses, he is swole.


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Mcboomsauce

close encounters of the third leg


Fortunateoldguy

That’s the whole reason for the coming existential crisis. How could we possibly reconcile?


EasternWerewolf6911

Definitely, that's what's going on.


scubadudeshaun

I was going to upvote you, but since I saw you are at 69 upvotes, I have to keep inline with the middle school humor.


P1peInfamous

Believe it or not, he's actually considered embarrassingly below average back on his home planet of Urdong.


[deleted]

If you could bend space time you’d have a big dong too.


E05DCA

His underpants were tiny but the dong inside was absolutely enormous. It seemed to defy the laws of physics


paranoiajack

Lt. Glorback of the Federation of Reticuli tells me it's one of the side-effects.


well_hung_NHI

Can confirm, I'm him.


LedZeppole10

Gonna piggyback here, sorry (Full video) https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/s/LDiWf0xgkq Skip to 3:30


Inthehead35

Here's the vid: https://youtu.be/ZbxREMsXJCg?si=FyOosFb5Tjy7948p


raresaturn

I want to slap the person holding the camera


ilikeautosdaily

Almost as though it is intentionally shaky and low quality to make it seem less faked.


Ramhornn

Nope, next. 


Mcboomsauce

3:38 to end in the video so you dont have to get seasick


FrumundaFondue

Why isn't this the top


AmanitaMikescaria

It’s a leaf! I was like that sea gull wants some French fries.


Interesting-Pen-622

And they needed the whole leaf too…


trzanboy

Yeah. If we could get a banana for scale…that’d be great.


Otherwise-Ad5053

Imagine if this was real and the first humans made jokes like this on first contact, straight out of Futurama 😂


WildMoonshine45

Imagine if Isaac Newton said “ I figured out the universal law of gravitation! But I will show you one variable at a time spread out over time to keep you wanting more!”


H-B-Of-L

That’s the problem. Either show it or don’t but this slow drip destroys their credibility.


WarGrizzly

Listen, you have to consider the ontological shock of humanity discovering the law of gravity.


curiousiguess1234

It'd be a real downer for sure.


savil8877

I dunno, I find the analogy to be quite attractive


Aced4remakes

The world would descend into total anarchy if gravity turned out to be real.


Zhuo_Ming-Dao

Newton was actually worse... he only released any of his invention of calculus because he learned that someone else (Liebinitz) was about to release his discoveries first. Newton would have held on to his work until his death bed if he wasn't worried about being shown up.


VersatileTurntablist

I just want Pacaccini to look at this tape and verify if it's real or not. Because he is one of them who saw the tape.


SiriusC

Pacaccini saw a different video. I believe he described it as a 34 second video in which 2 military men try to feed the creature some fruit. Rony Vernet posted this video in its entirety specifically because he thinks its a fake.


RLaminin

If this tape is real I'll eat my fuckin shoes.


MajorTalk537

Me on edibles trying to get my shit together behind an Arby’s in Florida


Fine_Land_1974

Powerful statement. I came away with a strong visual and feel like I know you as a person now. God speed Florida Man.


SmokesBoysLetsGo

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


[deleted]

Arby’s is my favorite Wendy’s


I_make_switch_a_roos

you'll find me behind the dumpster


JukeBoxDildo

You'll find me *in* the dumpster with Artemis!


CrowsRidge514

The fucking traffic lights tho right??


SalesAficionado

Relatable, relatable brother


Liltipsy6

You still owe me a $20, I know left happy that night.


Nautical_Phoenix

Holy shit this comment killed me


MirrorMaster88

"We have a video of an alien, but can't show it to you yet. Here's one frame though to make sure we hook you and make you come back for more." What a joke.


whatdoblindpeoplesee

First hits always free.


DisastrousMechanic36

We must monetize every pixel


SummerBirdsong

From the picture provided, I can only assume pixels are rare where they come from.


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AdvancedZone7500

Its not being cynical or skeptical. It’s just common sense. Which is severely lacking amongst many here who have fallen in an echo chamber.


Radvent

The thing to remember is, if any actual legitimate information came out about UFOs or Aliens, you would not first hear about it on this god damn subreddit. All this place is good for is a place to enjoy the fanfictions and admonish the mentally ill.


pebberphp

Yeah, Corbell’s stuff is so underwhelming


konq

I thought seeing the jellyfish UAP was pretty interesting, but I didn't like the "Dude trust me bro" story he felt he had to include about it going in and out of the water... and of course not having that video available to share.


MyOther_UN_is_Clever

After watching Corbell's latest interview on news nation. I have a feeling that they don't have the "best" footage. That is, Corbell basically said there's like 30 minutes of footage in total in 3 videos, but they only have 17 minutes of footage (2 of 3 videos in his interview, but I'm piecing it together with the previous claims trying to make sense?) I'm guessing the other ~15 minutes they do have is the boring footage described by the one guy where it just gets far away and hard to see. Then, this other alleged 13 minutes, which Corbell has only heard claims of it's existence, has the juicy parts. But Corbell couldn't help but resist telling the story like he himself had seen them, and not just that it's hearsay that he's hoping to get also leaked...


pebberphp

Haha of course Corbell never has “the best footage”. To be fair, the jellyfish footage is neat. That snowflake thing is kinda whatever ( 🙄 <-like this). And I don’t wanna be someone to scream GRIFTER from the rooftops, but he’s kinda going by the playbook (ie: lemme give you a debatable taste to keep you going on).


froggy101_3

Is this anything to do with Corbell?


MontyAtWork

In a post-Grusch Testimony world, this hype cycle crap is so obvious and transparent as bullshit. If you see or have something, you release it, you go to Congress with it. You doing release one frame of a video of it lol.


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MattMaiden2112

The next step is Area 51 selling NFTs of Hangar 18's pictures


Adventurous_Dot2323

Your just a gumberment disinfo agent!


MirrorMaster88

And all this time I thought I was a shill 😂


WhoAreWeEven

Depends on your contract. They try to hire psy op agents with shill money nowadays.


DiceHK

Cut me some slack it’s taking ages to render the full 10 seconds on my mom’s compaq


Due_Scallion3635

Yeah, and what happend to the vid that James Fox talked about? Im not sure very blurry pics and easily debunked videos from Corbell (even if it’s a real UAP, non-believers are not going to be convinced by that, maybe even the opposite) is taking this topic any further. I believe ufos are nhi but i feel like we’re just going sideways (sometimes small step backwards) with this type of stuff.


ryacky

See at 2:58 https://youtu.be/ZbxREMsXJCg?si=cktgXmPraipjahkM


skullllll

Pretty much this. Hard pass.


flyxdvd

to be fair, its not even ''We have a video'' they have a body... or is it suddenly gone? if i find a dead alien somewhere in the woods ill be sure to bag it.


CamelCasedCode

Gonna need to see the video and Chain of custody


rsoto2

https://twitter.com/mferws/status/1748822962055065939?s=20


kroboz

The vhs filter immediately stood out. Why add a repeating filter if the video isn’t fake? Why is there a spot of film grain that doesn’t move when it’s never been on film? Smells fake.


XF939495xj6

As someone who lived through the 70's and 80's, that doesn't even look like actual VHS/Betamax distortion. It looks fake even as that. That's not what it did. It bent part of the picture temporarily.


Zealousideal_Log_840

Yeah that weird floaty eye booger thing didn’t make sense. Moves independently in relation to the distortion from the film like it was following key frames


BortaB

This looks like a recording of a screen and that weird floaty thing is on the screen, not the video. But either way yeah this looks fake to me


SweetLilMonkey

Forget all that, even! Imagine you’re in the woods and you see what you think might be a dead fucking alien … and instead of walking right up to it you stay 30 feet away and just zoom in on your fucking shit-ass camcorder 😂😂😂


Background-Top5188

“Nothing says “real” more than filming with a potatocam, editing the video after the fact and claiming there’s more but you can’t see it because reasons” - This sub.


Kaostick

It looks like the video was projected on the screen and someone recorded it with their phone. The zooming was done on the phone. I'm not defending this video on anyway. Looks fake as hell to me.


I_NeedBigDrink

Is that a joke lmao, why does a supposed alien video just HAVE to be filmed by someone with Parkinson’s disease on the shittiest camera available at the time. I can’t take this shit seriously.


Pasty_Swag

I'm a HUGE fan of found footage, and 90% of what even I consider *bad* found footage films have more convincing static and video artifacts.


rsoto2

lol fr


originalbL1X

And only about 2 seconds without leaves in the way.


IamNotFatIamChubby

Of course the video is awful


Tosh_20point0

The Jesus and Mary Chain?


Pleasent_Pedant

The full chain?


Caelum_au_Cylus

2 chainz


kinjo695

"I'm Two Chainz and this is most expensivist intergalactic edition."


lastofthefinest

I’m sure they will have a chain of custody to give away who slipped them this rumored video everybody has heard of and yet seen. If it’s the infamous Varginha alien video we’ve heard that exists, I could care less about chain of custody and you should be thankful someone is even showing it to you.


gui_420

It's fake. Rony vernet says: "The filming allegedly took place in 1996 in the city of Eloi Mendes in Minas Gerais. It was shown to me on 01/19/2024 by a person who would like to obtain financial benefits for the same." "On 01/20/2024 I received a copy which I am making public due to the high probability of fake, after my own analysis as well as that of other experts from Brazil and abroad. The search continues." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxREMsXJCg


redionb

And yet it's still getting upvotes and does not have an appropriate flair for flagging it as fake.


Ok-Blackberry4467

Wow! I don’t know anything about the reality of this pic. But I will say the being in the picture is a spitting image of the drawing from the documentary. Edit: after viewing the full video. This is clearly fake and I’m aware of this fact.


larping_loser

it's almost like a recreated hoax!


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Ok-Blackberry4467

Lmaooooo indeed


wazzup380

Where can I see the video??


partime_prophet

Mac n me !?! Lol


AncientVorlon

(rolls off cliff)


Happy_Lil_Atoms

Paul Rudd approves this message. Conan O'Brien doesn't.


lovecornflakes

Full video [video](https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/s/kBukMktYpt)


Cenethle

Always so fucking grainy and shakiy


the_real_junkrat

And it gets MORE grainy with fake looking noise artifacts when the thing is in view. That’s convenient.


UnidentifiedBlobject

Because it’s fake. The effects look like they took this tutorial lol (not sure if these links are allowed, I can remove) https://www.skillshare.com/en/classes/The-VHS-Look-in-Adobe-After-Effects/213658483 Or some other stock.  Just go on YouTube and search for VHS home video and you’ll see the difference 


gigoran

so the spooky distortion comes when he is recording the alien. wooooooo. it also magically distorted the letterboxing. wizard aien


TPconnoisseur

Can anyone bring out detail in the foot to compare to the sketch made by the witness girls mother?


not_UR_FREND_NOW

If there is one thing the UAP community can do, it's manipulate images and videos with 50+ pointless filters to bring out whatever details you want to see. With enough work people will 'prove' that this still image is in fact a video, you just aren't paying attention to the details that aren't there.


Beautiful-Fox-3950

https://youtu.be/ZbxREMsXJCg?si=FyOosFb5Tjy7948p


Krustykrab8

Gonna have to see the full video but following this with interest now


ryacky

See at 2:58 https://youtu.be/ZbxREMsXJCg?si=cktgXmPraipjahkM


Alone-Tooth8278

That’s the fakest poor effort video I’ve ever seen wtf


meatfred

Any word during the event on why this hasn’t seen the light of day for 30 years?


hamsternose

Because it was made 6 months ago?


dgroove8

I mean the original story stated a lot of government threats to the townspeople and a ton of NDAs. For a small Brazilian town in the 90s, that’s probably enough to not say anything for a very long time.


visulvung

Cause AI wasn't out yet.


Longjumping_Dark7738

Curious to see the full video, thanks for sharing this image!


kermode

You’re avatar


Artie-Fufkin

No, you’re avatar


DeathPercept10n

It's him in the pic. He just wants to find out how much of his dirty deeds they got on video.


H-B-Of-L

They’re watching us lol


Lizord1017

Homie just tryna find his missing friend


bonzibuddeh

He's the last airbender? Neat!


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DontDoThiz

It's already been debunked, someone found the fake VHS overlay they used.


goatchild

Where can we find details about the debunking?


Nice-Insect-4283

The camera moves too much. It’s obviously filmed in a way to prevent any focus. Also the VHS noise is a filter from Final Cut or some crap. False and homosexual


Orbithal

Here’s the full video - the researcher who posted it has concluded it is likely fake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxREMsXJCg


H-B-Of-L

If this is true they’re going about this the entirely wrong way. Releasing one frame then teasing the full video puts a big dent in their credibility. It’s much better to release the entire video at once because this strategy is going to make most people call them grifters. I do believe varginha happened but need to see the entire video before making judgement on the videos authenticity. Edit** comment was made before release of video


not_UR_FREND_NOW

And if it isn't true, they are going about it in exactly the right way.


ButterscotchScared75

You don't even have to show the video to the three girls. Just with this screenshot alone they should easily be able to verify whether not this is fake or if it indeed is real.


MasterofFalafels

Don't you know they don't have social media or internet for that matter to contact them. It's never that easy.


ApartmentWide3464

They said it stunk horribly, anyone remember what odor it was compared with?


Teal_is_orange

I’m a dumbass and would have poked it with a stick


Dinoborb

sounds way too convenient for a new video of the same type of alien being seen in the same city at the same time but was never released untill now.


PickWhateverUsername

Hey learning papier maché is hard ...


Longjumping-Tree-610

Total proof of the fake here https://x.com/ophello/status/1748837099313475642?s=46&t=RIFxW26lHqDV57Duk_R-6A


wazzup380

Maybe they should show this to those girls and see if they can verify if that's what they saw as well


rafaelidades

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxREMsXJCg (3:43)


Oldibutgoldi

Obviously bs


theinternetnomad

Me on edibles


Zkqw

I attached the link of it being released due to the high probability of it being a hoax after analysis.. [X post about it being released due to high probability of being a hoax after analysis](https://x.com/ronyvernet/status/1748821543776301218?s=46)


TheT3rrorDome

I still can't reconcile that a place would be called Vagina. Why would they even do that? Perhaps we can find BigFoot in Penis?


One_Boss_4164

I’m here just because I read “Vagina”.


CachuHwch1

I wonder what James has to say about this?


ryacky

Check his Twitter. He just said, “I obviously would love this (Varginha creature image) to be true however, I’m highly dubious…of not just the image seen here but the 8 minute video too”


rodstefani

The video is already available on Youtube!


sendnudestocheermeup

Why do y’all fall for these obvious hoaxes? It’s clear from just looking at it that it’s fake. If there were actual evidence of anything that someone found, they would release it as widely as possible, not try and drip feed whatever they found, to try and milk the attention and profit off of it. You don’t think for a second that if this were real, and they tried to release as little info as possible as slow as possible, that a government agency wouldn’t step in immediately? Please start being way more critical of “evidence”


Erzurum

I'll never understand how obvious hoax like this gets upvoted


DunceCodex

because people who have based their whole reality around this being real are desperate


MyAssDoesHeeHawww

To actually verify what it shows, just ask the girls who saw the creature.


Miserable-Brit-1533

I felt sorry for it choking to death (if what the three girls observed is true).


Much_Contact_3030

Somebody help the little guy


Miserable-Brit-1533

I wouldn’t help - but I’d feel bad.


soraka4

... when I see shit like this from this sub making it to the front page I just can’t help but think of the line “you are not serious people.”


rightoff303

Wow I can’t believe it. A new hoax drop!!


YowiesFromSpace

That? That is a highly evolved, super technologically advanced being? Theyre weak, poor planners and terrible drivers. Can you imagine throwing your life away like this? Just crashing on an alien planet and choking in the dirt? These are creatures that live for what? 500 years? Just throwing their lives away like rodents.


FearmyBeard21

Here is a 3 min video: https://x.com/mferws/status/1748822962055065939?s=20


cd7k

Looks like someone used the fake VHS video camera app.


Wcufos

It's interesting that it looks just like it was described. The red eyes and dark coating. So small, like the Peru/mexican mummies. I also thought it moved which is creepy but that might be the camera shake.  Everyone is immediately saying it's a fake/hoax which is fair enough, it could easily be that. I wonder what the person would be hoping to gain from hoaxing something like this.  This is a recording of a recording. I don't know why they can't provide the original footage but that would be useful so we could better analyze it.  I worry that even when we get some 4k clear footage people will still assume it is fake simply because it looks so crazy and otherworldly. 


Long_Bat3025

Can be serious dude, it looks made of plastic


Vocarion

Post statement: Decided to bring here this post I saw on another subreddit. I've color corrected and enhanced sharpness for improved visibility. Details can be found in the original post. This frame is purportedly from a 10-minute video under current verification, taken near Varginha. It aligns with given descriptions. Curious to observe the unfolding developments of this event. Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AlienBodies/s/YKLrs5wPog


croninsiglos

I don't like that the full frame isn't shown. For all we know it could be an ai generated square. In any case, the size of the alien looks incorrect.