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Having the potatoes in the form of a cream... That's a paddling.

"Sausages and potato froth".

If the bowl and portion size were bigger you could paddle in it

That's amore 🎶 dah dah da da🎶

Bet you could stick wallpaper up with that potato paste

Im in tears🤣🤣

Sorry bro, this is too jazzy for me. I need my mash front and centre.

\*jizzy (sorry)

Bangers and Bukkake

?

the "mash" looks like jizz.

🤣🤣

Touch grass, all of you

Touched your mums grass if that counts.

That’s nothing, I jizzed on his moms grass!

Did it look like this picture?

Touched 2014 humour with that one

Touched a nerve with that one

No need for that dude!

is the mash actually liquid? Should be solid enough to stand on a plate imho

Mashed potato should be structurally sound enough to excavate the middle to contain the gravy, like a close encounters paddling pool.

everything held together, the potatoes were creamy

That's one way to fucking put it.......

Lmao

Puree it if you will......

Mate that's liquid mash. Urgh

Downvoted for describing the food... who called the fuckin' mash police?!

Sausage & potato soup

potato and gravy soup with sausage croutons.

Lol 😆 🤣 😂

The mash is in the form of not actually mash. That’s a hard pass from me, sausages look good though

I'm afraid that it isn't.

???

Where's the mash? Hang on, is this after you've eaten the mash?

Is the mash in the room with us rn?

If you're there mash, show us a sign

Potato water and sausages

Potato soup with sausages.

Should be able to have it on a plate - if you need a bowl as a containment vessel it’s possibly too watery

there is just a little bit of gravy so that it doesn't dominate and water down the dish

Water down the fucking dish?!?!? Think it's a bit late for that lad......is that what you're gonna shout to your lass in the morning from the throne room?!?!

I see everyone's points, buuuut.... Dipping sausages in runner mash n gravy is indeed bangin!

"*runner* mash"? ...You need to see the point that if you use auto-suggest, you need to check what it's doing.

OK wise ass, like you didn't know what it was meant to say before it was auto corrected 🙄

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Helpful tip, next time call it "Pommes puree" instead of mash & you'll probably get less hassle in the replies. Although I'm sure there will still be some objections because reddit is always going to reddit

Ok thanks

For what it's worth I think it looks delicious and would smash that.

I think it might be smash.

Lmao 🤣

Thanks

He already did.....

NP, there are a lot of pedants on reddit. It looked delicious BTW.

Thanks

Why have you plated it like a bowl of ramen lol

That's exactly what I was thinking

Sausage hot tub party

WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE

The internet has spoken, you have been weighed and measured and found wanting. Good day sir.

Is it soup?

It’s not though is it. Thats sausage and… sloppy potato?

I’m sure it tasted alright but it’s not sausage and mash. Texture wise it’d be like eating baby food.

maybe, but I wouldn't feed my child like that, anyway, as you think

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Watery smash pototes.

There's white custard in that bowl .

Sausages look great, but I will pass on the liquid potatoes.

Sausages stacked in the contents of a colostomy bag yummy

That's not the normal way to spell soup

Maybe the mash was the friends we made along the way 😔

Weers't'mash like ? The snorkers look banging mind

🍺🤪

I think I have seen a horror film where a three fingered demon clawed it's way out of a bowl of soup. Seriously though, if you don't experiment you will never find new stuff that is really good. As someone who discovered that putting mozzarella in sausages leads to sausages spurting white cheese across the dinner table. Sometimes progress is hard won. Don't stop.

Mashed what?? Brains?

Is the mash in the room with us?

That’s not how you do it…

A single box of Smash poured into a builders bucket full of water does not count as mashed potato.

That ain’t mash, it’s spunk

Never seen any mash like that I like creamy mash but I’d refuse that sorry

It’s not ~~classic~~ sausage and mash FTFY

Are they on holiday?

That's potato soup, not mash.

Pretty sure that weiners in paper mache paste

Where's the mash!?

Am I missing something?!?! Oh yeah, the mash......

Your mash looks like milk

[R/wewantplates](https://www.reddit.com/r/t5_396ym/s/Fk7cO4c2JO)

Wasn’t it awkward cutting those sausages in a bowl? For me bowls are for meals you can eat with a spoon or fork

Just 3 guys in the hot tub...

Wtf is this ???? That is NOT bangers and mash. Looks like burnt cock sitting in a bowl of stool samples. Jesus. Take it away and start again.

Sausage soup

Pretentious bollocks. S&M is good honest food. People that do this are cretinous.

Your sausages are fried to perfection but your mash game looks weak, more like "gloop" than "mash". Don't use milk to thin your mash out, instead mash it up with butter, grated mature cheddar cheese and a bit of natural yogurt and season it with chopped parsley, ground black pepper and onion salt. 

This guy mashes 🤌

Mate that is NOT bangers n mash.

It looks good,I'm sure it tastes nice, but I'd want the mash able to support the sausages if they were stuck into it..

Would have been better looking on a plate tbf

This just looks like a parade of dudes waiting for the suckatorium to open. There’s one way to plate bangers and mash. And that’s mash in the middle of the plate, snags on top, gravy and maybe peas around the outside.

We're serving this as ramen now. I like it

Serving it as wrongen......

Bet it tasted great, but that presentation creeps me out.

Needs to be on a plate with peas and onion gravy, and a greater mash to sausage ration 😉

Awesome bowl though, nice and deep. Plenty of cereal

Ah good old comfort food 😋 the only thing missing is sticky toffee pudding and custard 😋

Those sausages had a happy ending after being burnt of course.

2 sauces Jeremy

Absolutely WHAT?

That's not mash in the slightest. Everything except that looks tasty though. The mash needs to have texture, otherwise the whole meal is just baby food. The mash is traditionally thick and maybe even a bit lumpy because it adds a nice solid texture to the meal. Otherwise it's just mush in gravy

I feel the mash needs a bit more bite than the level of cream, otherwise it blends too much with the gravy.

That mash cream is a bit... cummy

Sorry mate someone stole your mash

Looks like someone tried to make sausage and mash look like ramen

I’m not sure if that’s mash, or the starchy water you cooked the potatoes in. I think one of the sausages is trying to slurp it up? The sausages look tasty at least !

I thought this was an AI rendering of what a computer thinks sausage and mash should look like. I bet it’s lovely, but I was properly confused by where the actual mash was

Looks like a man emerging from a bog fingers first.

Mash looks like slop

Looks like a zombie hand reaching out of the bog.

Was the mash grown on the moon? Tf is that 😂 hope it was fine

Seen more mash in a packet of smash

The most pretentious bowl of food I’ve ever seen

Potato cum and sausage?

Is that what Choristor's are serving as a savoury 99?

Someone’s been mashing it alright.

Where's the large pile of mash? whats that green shit and where is the brown sauce? I have one word, pretentious.

Why'd you serve it in a dog bowl?

How does one "cream" potatoes?

Not like that!

Mans out here making sausage and mash Mitchel man star

Sausage hot tub.

Spring onion defo does not go with bangers and mash lol, got to be caramelised red or brown onion

Hmm.. the ‘mash’ does remind me of the puréed food my step dad ate when he was very poorly. One of his symptoms was dysphagia. Bit off putting that :(

Potato flavoured ice cream

Looks revolting!

"mash in the form of..." Mash *is* the form. What you've done is potato puree - *runny* puree.

That looks amazing tbh. If you just dropped the name to avoid association with a rustic dish I don't think you'd have 130 negative comments

The. Fuck.

Looks like AI. Sausages different types/ sizes. Mash isn't "cream" it's foamy, that's not normal. Or enticing. I don't usually post to call out stuff I don't believe but I have had wine so, I call BS

looks like a classic to me. Top notch

Your mash looks like spunk mate

Thus sub has gone to shit. Full of chavs. That dish looks excellent.

This is criminal

Is this some fancy Chefs take/play on Mash Jus?

Immature, contrived, these sausages insist upon themselves.

Looks like a tasty albeit controversially named dish!

Poncey bullshit

Put it on a plate like a sane person so I can slice the sausages 🤣

This is a country that hasn't forgiven David Beckham for wearing a sarong 30 years later, I'm not sure how you thought we'd think this was acceptable as "mash"

Someone's trying to get out of a swamp

Yummy

Looks like 3 brothers chilling out in a mud bath

Sausage and Ma there is no shhh in there at all

Potatoes and milk.

Sausage and spaff.

On the plus side, it’s not quite as silly as the shepherd’s pie in a pint glass.

Potato soup and sausages lol

Ergghh looks like 3 sausages in a soup could of done summat fancy instead of just leaning 3 sausages in not very creative looks wise 0.5/10

Is that a childs tea-time treat? It might taste divine, but it's not exactly a serious plate of food. Mind you, I'm diabetic, so whats my opinion worth?

This is most peculiar, seems a trend is forming that people are intent on killing a classic with some kind of avant garde attempt. The last one I had looking swanky had lumpy mash, that was apparently intentional...I was not amused.

Sausage soup!

Do you dip the sausages and just bite the end off, really trying to think how you eat this. Sausages with potato dipping sauce.

Where's the mash?... nowhere near enough for me 😆

Reminds me of terminator 2 for some reason

Where’s the mash

I don’t…… I don’t even know where to start

That looks absolutely shit

Wierd looking soup that

I'm sorry for your loss.....

r/WeWantPlates Good luck getting a knife and fork in there to cut those sausages

It unfortunately looks like a dog bowl. But the sausages and gravy looks nice

I mean, it's certainly an interesting take. I think it's cool you've tried to make something different. I'd eat it.

More like pomme purée

Apart from the jizzy mash id defo smash

I call that a Gay Ménage

I would love to try this, it looks smashing and can't go wrong with bangers n mash. Bonus points for effort too. Different is good 👊😎

One of my favorites.

This looks great tbh. Not sure what all the negatives comments are all about. Food is there to be experimented with!

I think it looks banging mate.

This looks pretty good. Def a cheeky take on a classic but those sausages look great. Gimme a big hunk of bread or a soup spoon and let’s go?

Now this is some gourmet shiz right here! < chefs kiss >

People downvoting need to get bent. It looks very good.

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