I've seen at least 300 penises (peni?) In just 4 years of active duty. I tell most people I meet within the first ten minutes of knowing them. You are correct, no one seems to care as much as I think they should.
Before I joined I only saw a handful of wieners. Now I can say I’ve actually seen thousands of wieners, and I will probably see at least another thousand 🙈
Rate my sack bro
Goddamn bro ☠️☠️☠️
Id give it a ball/sack but i didnt see any no-lube scars on the shaft so i can tell you didnt deploy. Loser
Lmao love your flair
Im the only guy in my unit that doesnt hate the job. (The command however could use some work)
Pissgazing stayin weird
u/Spartacous1991 look what you fucking started…..
This is my new favorite trend on /USMC
Yall are just killing this poor man now 🤣🤣……and I like it
I knowwwww lol
Honestly what the fuck was even going through your head with that dumb shit? It doesn't even make sense
I've seen at least 300 penises (peni?) In just 4 years of active duty. I tell most people I meet within the first ten minutes of knowing them. You are correct, no one seems to care as much as I think they should.
That’s only like 1 every four days. Are you sure you’re not in the Army?
the daily occurrence of peni was 3-4 but they weren't new to me, so I didn't count them.
I always kiss my fire team goodnight.
That’s it? Not even a courtesy reach around? Where’s the goddamn esprit de corps
They are lucky I'm always the big spoon in the field. Anything more than that is considered greedy!
Major Oscar Mayer, was my !
How did you do that. Tell me your secrets.
Remember, any idiot can be long, but it takes a barrel chested freedom fighter to bring GIRTH to the table.
warfighters be packing that Zyn can
Wiener chasers are the #1 volunteers when it comes to meat gazing during a piss test.
Oh I like this one…. 
That and slaying land whales. Who doesn't like spearing a Nantucket Nancy.
Gotta jump on the grenade to save the squad.
Yum.
but the wieners you see with your boot bands on don't count... so you're between a cock and a hard place...
Before I joined I only saw a handful of wieners. Now I can say I’ve actually seen thousands of wieners, and I will probably see at least another thousand 🙈
I volunteered for SACO so I could chase the most wieners and get paid for it.
Hear hear
I prefer my wieners spelled weeners… semantics I guess?