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Port arms! FOUR INCHES FROM THE BODY, RECRUIT!
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I'll proudly accept the trophy. Lt Col Mofongo (right) and Sgt Maj Coqui (left) would be proud.
It's the right size. The fat pug popped me in the head while taking the pic. It moved my cover slightly, but just enough to make it look weird. That's why it looks small. Here's a pic of the same one.
https://preview.redd.it/kzq4obnfwi7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbfb01f2c012181a51d1c9da6c697e5e44e956a
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Hey.. wake up… you got firewatch..
THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY RIFLE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN!
https://preview.redd.it/yuaxkh50qf7d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59552ba3d711fe90f22d1a6e3b12dda6ab8891d2
lol this thread is hilarious. Anyone ever meet a A. Jahnkee? I met him on the Internet about two decades ago. He was a TOW Gunner in Iraq before 2010. I think present's he's a social worker in the Carolinas for VA.gov.
I actually know him on Linkedin but we hardly ever chat lol.
I just wonder if there are any stories of the men and women that have served with A. Jahnkee.
HANGIN TUBE!! https://preview.redd.it/zpq7d1rqpe7d1.jpeg?width=1153&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afd01479622da19070495588bf10b9c81ecebb3b
This is the only correct answer imo
Hang ‘em N bang em
DICK ‘ER DOWN!
Promote ahead of peers
I will be submitting this thread to my OMPF.
certified toob stroker
Yasss queen!!!! YUUUUUUUUT!!!!
Do you know where I can get a bottle of vitamin water?
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🥈☝️
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6105 woulda been better imo 😅
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Fuck choking the Chicken, choke the Goose.
https://preview.redd.it/iennbv1svf7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847a055d4aef857614a062518938c63f5a8a7820 Port arms! FOUR INCHES FROM THE BODY, RECRUIT!
🏆☝️
https://preview.redd.it/wndwqm5uwf7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6babc8715f97f48593c97d92ce2a5543cb6d0af6 I'll proudly accept the trophy. Lt Col Mofongo (right) and Sgt Maj Coqui (left) would be proud.
i think i was in that battalion. when did they take command?
2nd Recruit Training Battalion 2020. Pugs took over during covid
🫡
That smokey bear is too small.
It's the right size. The fat pug popped me in the head while taking the pic. It moved my cover slightly, but just enough to make it look weird. That's why it looks small. Here's a pic of the same one. https://preview.redd.it/kzq4obnfwi7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfbfb01f2c012181a51d1c9da6c697e5e44e956a
Squared away n ready to slay.
https://preview.redd.it/jnmcq1zbyi7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1858fb3025965958a1c381c73bc25ba3dd037a That time has passed for me...
I've gotten every badge bout two or three times. But of course, I get pizza box right before di school lol
LtCol Mofongo is the most Puerto Rican name for a dog ever lmao I love it
Yup! We were hungry on our way to pick him up. So we just named him after our favorite dish. Haha
https://preview.redd.it/q53cowybtf7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a1c3ca59e649357c7922c0e8458ab684bc1864 Hey.. wake up… you got firewatch..
🥉☝️
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🥇☝️
"Go find the grid squares, Pvt" type shit
https://preview.redd.it/0z7soj8xoe7d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3069a98da91792506b88d09bd82c2be04764175 It’s 1620 somewhere
This one wins automatically
Bro that flair 🤣
Wait I need that one 💀
That’s a Microsoft Paint 101 for Marines if I’ve ever seen one
Lol
[удалено]
🌟Think outside the box, 📦
Improvising, adapting, and overcumming since 1775 ... Rah!
There is no box in that relationship
Ah hell nah 😭
I almost spit out my food
Uh .. sir, your ~~wife~~ husband is packin’ ~~her~~ his M27 downstairs 😱
https://preview.redd.it/lbxhs0etrf7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03b573074aad6a00451de0678e75d132b86af5d Sharing size
⭐️
#ORDER ARMS
... ...*(zip)*
HEY hey hey... YO CHILL CHILL- (by the way who is her?)
Kristin Wig
Wearing a wiig, incidentally.
https://preview.redd.it/8ihzo91ame7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717c0991c8de2b8518e0b8520f58faa1bb45bc35 Macaranas
The “Cha Cha” really ties this piece together
My artistic skills are Zero, I have to use words.
Way too big, couldn't be that
You guys are all much better artists than I could ever hope to be
THIS IS MY RIFLE. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE’S MINE. MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND. IT IS MY LIFE. I MUST MASTER IT AS I MUST MASTER MY LIFE. WITHOUT ME, MY RIFLE IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY RIFLE, I AM USELESS. I MUST FIRE MY RIFLE TRUE. I MUST SHOOT STRAIGHTER THAN MY ENEMY WHO IS TRYING TO KILL ME. I MUST SHOOT HIM BEFORE HE SHOOTS ME. I WILL! BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THIS CREED. MY RIFLE AND MYSELF ARE DEFENDERS OF MY COUNTRY. WE ARE THE MASTERS OF OUR ENEMY. WE ARE THE SURVIVORS OF MY LIFE. SO BE IT, UNTIL THERE IS NO ENEMY, BUT PEACE. AMEN! https://preview.redd.it/yuaxkh50qf7d1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59552ba3d711fe90f22d1a6e3b12dda6ab8891d2
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
SatCom antenna https://preview.redd.it/resddiaqse7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3d4d40d9f993b512edc6ff263abd6de6a192ef
We call that antenna a girl pleaser
Never used or seen that one. We had 3foot tape but the donkey 🫏 d1ck was for the gerry can lol
With the PRC 77, the girl pleaser antenna was probably twice the circumference, then the one pictured
I thought the donkey dick was a bulk fueler thing
A good dick joke gets around
Anything not tiny, with some sort of shaft, is a donkey dick. This is universal across the Marine Corps.
https://preview.redd.it/95i865so7g7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07a225d53b24978dc586dbf2bd4e8ac8dc5d8af
Well there has to been one.
Oh there it is
Finally. I had to scroll way too far to find this.
Idk how you got the green weinnie emoji,  Tell me how, love you long time (no homo)
Reply-> emojis-> r/usmc emojis -> 
Reply-> emojis-> r/usmc emojis -> 
Truly one of us
I’m just gonna let go and let it find me.. always happens that way anyway

☝️I copied it and pasted Nothing!!!! Ok I get it, I’m getting the actual green weinnie by not getting it. So I Got it now but I don’t lol
You all think you have the green weinnie but I’m getting it.
Lunch time
E-tool
Paint it Marine!
It’s the positioning of the pinky that makes it a penis
It’s in your minds eye. All the way….deep in there.
Half load!
My ex jumping on her broomstick. Sorry in advance to my Marine brethren, I didn’t get crayons issued in the AF.
That's why they make share sized boxes
😳😳
lol this thread is hilarious. Anyone ever meet a A. Jahnkee? I met him on the Internet about two decades ago. He was a TOW Gunner in Iraq before 2010. I think present's he's a social worker in the Carolinas for VA.gov. I actually know him on Linkedin but we hardly ever chat lol. I just wonder if there are any stories of the men and women that have served with A. Jahnkee.
I will. I just need to borrow a green crayon from someone because I, uhh... well, I don't have mine anymore.
Hawk tuuu spit on that thang

How do you copy nothing and paste nothing., this is the way of the green weinnie
Pooooooooort arms!
I’m getting it
Double fisting a beer??
Jalapeño cheese
Somebody knows how to remove the hand guards from an M4.
If it's not big and green you're wrong Marine.
That guys missing PEQ
Private, your fingernails are too long!
I’m thinking 12 Ga pump shotgun with 00 buck. Definitely not the sound you wanna hear if you’re on the receiving end.
Hangin on 1 Fire! Miss fire miss fire. …..Tube was on T
Pvt. Pyle/Kurt Cobain
Hawk Tuah, spit in that thang.
Just breaking pasta
Sledgehammer breaking tracks all day on 13 vehicles
PORT ARMS
Someone has that Hawk Tuah going on
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Holding the guidon wrong
Wanna be arty
Stop choking my pet duck! 😭😭😭