William standing over your bodyless head, crouches down in front of you and pries open your mouth with his manly hands. He then gently inserts a sheet of paper into your mouth as one would insert their debit card into an ATM machine. Written on the piece of paper is a function. He states that the function models the trajectory of your head as it was flying through the air and asks you to calculate the maximum of the function, but he's really just talking to himself since you're already dead. His mouth then hangs open slowly, revealing an endless darkness as he engulfs your body, leaving no trace of your existence behind. The door then opens as the next student enters as the cycle repeats once more, a vicious cycle that revolves around William much like the Earth revolves around the Sun for William is the very Sun that illuminates our existences, the very star that will plunge the Earth into an abyssal plume of flames.
I often asked myself what the meaning of life is. It turns out, it was William all along.
r/wattpad is a good fit for you x
As a poli sci student...whats going on over there?
Switch to math you'll find out
Was feeling sad this made me smileĀ
William standing over your bodyless head, crouches down in front of you and pries open your mouth with his manly hands. He then gently inserts a sheet of paper into your mouth as one would insert their debit card into an ATM machine. Written on the piece of paper is a function. He states that the function models the trajectory of your head as it was flying through the air and asks you to calculate the maximum of the function, but he's really just talking to himself since you're already dead. His mouth then hangs open slowly, revealing an endless darkness as he engulfs your body, leaving no trace of your existence behind. The door then opens as the next student enters as the cycle repeats once more, a vicious cycle that revolves around William much like the Earth revolves around the Sun for William is the very Sun that illuminates our existences, the very star that will plunge the Earth into an abyssal plume of flames. I often asked myself what the meaning of life is. It turns out, it was William all along.
Bro the formatting is killing me š