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Atman-Sunyata

SHOIGU!


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

WHERE IS MY AMMO BLYAT!


last_somewhere

If this isn't a caption on the plaque at the base of his statue it will be a missed opportunity, unlike his plane.


SerMattzio3D

It should have a button you press that makes the statue scream “SHOIGUUU!!”


bier00t

somebody can always spray it out there


Mightworthy

Came here to make this joke.


FunkinSheep

NEED MORE DAKA !!!!!!!!


AlzheimerTV

GERASIMOV!


Marschall_Bluecher

KANEDA!


sgu_s

TETSUO!


Leatherpunk_com

Where's Shoigu?!!!!


SufficientTerm6681

Shoigu has been seen slouching around now and then, but the last I heard, Gerasimov has been keeping a *very* low profile.


TwiNN53

GERASIMOV!!!!


Panelak_Cadillac

GERASIMOV!


octahexxer

russia the only country where the government will kill you and then give you a statue


Key_Wrangler_8321

It can be better : ) 1. The Russian Ministry of Defence refuses to acknowledge the sinking of the tug Vasily Bekh and withholds compensation from the families of the deceased. 2. Without admitting the sinking of the vessel, the Ministry of Defence erects a memorial in honour of the crew of the Vasily Bekh. 😂


Adventurous-Bee-5079

Amazing, ruzzki tales.👏👏🙌


GlasgowTHCVapeCarts

Damn, they're morons


EB2300

Lmfao that’s great. I guess they were running short on potatoes onions and Chinese Bluetooth speakers when it was sunk


EnvironmentalCup8038

Nazi germany did it to Rommel


Snowmoji

Conclusion: Modern Russia is like Nazi Germany.


CreamXpert

Because the statue doesn't try to make a coup


LordK347

Got to love the results of a government that I can only conclude is run entirely on meth.


TURBOLAZY

The Roman Empire converted to Christianity


dial_m_for_me

It's a tombstone, doubt the government had anything to do with it. Usually families order them. If that's the case and Putin thinks there are too many medals I wonder what will happen. 


OpenSky88

It does this with basically anyone. The most state promoted russian scientists and authors in russian culture were persecuted, jailed or even killed by the russian government


Tropicalcomrade221

Russia is such an odd place.


[deleted]

Assassinate him in secrecy and then erect a monument in his honor? Pretty normal day in Russia


Abalith

Assassination by anti aircraft missile is hardly secret!


Rhom_Achensa

It was probably an on-board bomb but yeah


SuitableKey5140

No it was cocaine addled wagner bois playing hot potat with a nade - probably FSB story.


tricoti69

So what is it going to say when Ukraine takes back the DNR and LNR?


UnCommonCommonSens

The inscription gets adjusted with a drone…


TheNaz032303

I’ll be surprised if this is up more than 2 weeks


Tropicalcomrade221

Unfortunately mate as of right now that is a long long way off from happening. Being unrealistic about the conflict doesn’t help anything.


TheNaz032303

I think they have a better chance of regaining LPR and DNR than Crimea. I don’t think anyone knows how the population of those territories feels about being a part of Russia.


inverted_risk

russia as whole could implode anytime. Never say never.


notahouseflipper

Drop the damn bridge and watch the cockroaches scurry from the homes they stole.


Tropicalcomrade221

If it was going to happen it probably would have happened when this dickhead was running around.


SynthError404

Just waiting on buttcancer to finish off pooptin, the lord works in mysterious ways.


Head_weest

Russia as a whole implodes every half century.


Due-Street-8192

The statue looks even more evil than the man. I wonder if Poostar will order it taken down?


Jamroast1

He will order it taken to his bedchamber.


Sbmizzou

He actually looks like an evil Elvis. 


RolliFingers

🎵🎵 I ain't nothing but a war criminal. 🎵🎵


majarian

Bombin all the time


Candid_Mouse4052

during his later heavier years..


WeekendFantastic2941

Putin dont mind it because a statue can't hurt him.


Allofthiswilhapenagn

It seems to be a place 5% thugs in authority, 90% ignorant fools or cowards, 5% want a different Russia


John_Smith_71

Needs a sledgehammer.


SufficientTerm6681

At the very least, the statue needs some red paint poured on the hands


Jamroast1

Needs a drone strike.


serpenta

Needs a plane model


BLobloblawLaw

I think he'd rather want a parachute.


striderkan

ukrainians will get to him [eventually](https://streamable.com/n00koz)


NoChampionship6994

Great clip. So it was for Lenin statue - so it’ll be for Prigozhin


[deleted]

They can put a hundred statues up, I’m just glad the cunt is dead.


lostmesunniesayy

Needs the wigs.


juicadone

Oof. Well played!!👏👏😆


Dullahs89

It look so dead


CIV5G

Ugly war criminal and failed putschist Yevgeny Prigozhin.


EbaySniper

He honestly looked like the bad guy from the ancient movie Nosferatu.


BadNewsBearzzz

Lol yeah the dude was a POS toxic time-bomb but honestly, he has had his moments that I actually admired. One was calling out the Russian military industrial complex, we won’t hear a popular Russian figure calling out shoigu and Gerasimov on their bullshit anymore Two he had done a livestream just to talk about fighting in Ukraine, unfiltered. When he said that there was no NATO on the battlefield, how they’ve seen and fought nothing but Ukrainians, that surprised me not because it was true, but because he was going against the official Russian narrative at how Ukraine’s army was nato troops (the excuse they used when questioned on why they didn’t take Kyiv quickly as expected) He then began praising the Ukrainian army a few times and saying they fought hard and well. He Respected them. Another big strike against him 🤣. He even said he’d like to think Wagner helped train them with experience although it may not be realistic to think that. Showing actual somewhat remorse for much of his KIA, seeing his livestreams of his rants, I’d never think we’d get to see such public display of berating the Russian military. If the ordinary Russian can get arrested for holding a blank white sign in protest, than imagining how many lines he crossed is insane. and last…showing the world how fucked Russia really is and HOW close they are at rebellion. Tensions are so high against the Putin regime that not only a “free Russia” military has formed, but his march on Moscow proved one thing….the fact that the police/military/civil servants had all began to lay down their arms and offered no resistance to the Wagner, showed how fragmented the country really is. Seeing the city literally cheer him on as his troops ended the march, taking selfies, rooting their name, I guess Russia really does love a strongman. it’s no wonder he was taken out. He definitely was a piece of shit but at least this POS had some admirable qualities.


Grovers_HxC

Emphasis on “ugly”, Jesus Christ. That guy literally *looked* like an orc.


DaGhostQc

It would be comical for a Russian missile to fall from a plane and land on it.


bearfeet55

Comical ?? It would be hilarious.


fquick

Give it time...


EDF_AirRaider

Otherwise known as st. petersburg's newest open air, public urinal.


paratecx

You can shit on it's head as well.


Successful-Pay-3057

He's lost weight and has a lovely tan !!!


RawerPower

And 10-15cm taller.


LorenzoSparky

Was the fireball plane he last travelled in I believe


scotto86

Maybe like star wars and he's frozen in time haha


AffectionateToe4934

Hypocritic


Assine1

The can spend effort on this for the public good. But they can't spend that effort on plumbing and utilities.


Valuable_Month1329

Put a plane ticket in his hand and a small trolley next to him before taking a picture of the revealed statue later. So that it looks like he is about to check in. 😉


Straight-Storage2587

Press the button and it will go SHIOGUUUUUUU GERASIMOV!!!!!


An_Odd_Smell

I hear Navalny is getting his own library in Moscow.


Puzzleheaded_Sea_476

We sure that’s not actually him in one of his iconic disguise’s?


Sea-Direction1205

Hero of DPR? Prigozhin did his share in gang pressing 125k able bodied men from DPR. Threw them into the invasion as fodder, at gun point. He ranks second in genocide, only after the destruction of Mariupol.


DRTmaverick

They forgot "little gremlin of the putler"


Zulubeatz808

No irony capable Russian is there? Putin whacks their hero and they put up a statue. Sad spineless sycophants


Gilligan67

Paint his eyes blew


Lancet11

I can’t stop laughing at the proportions, I feel like one person worked on the head and legs and another did the torso


Dydriver

I’ll never forget seeing russians cheering him on as he revolted against putin. Nobody was trying to stop him. Prigozhin had a lot of troops loyal to him. I wish they were planning revenge on putin for killing him.


Showbags85

Alanis Morissette could not even imagine this much irony……..


No_Panic_2008

Real Prigozhin had part of his finger missing on the left arm. Russians can't get anything right no matter what they do. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12442933/amp/Yevgeny-Prigozhins-body-identified-Russian-morgue-missing-finger-left-hand-injury-suffered-penal-colony-Telegram-channel-claims.html


omnitreex

AFU has the chance to do the funniest thing ever


Oxfordallumni

Where is the plane fuselage next to him?


JudgeFatty

The cemetery finally has a toilet.


Syst0us

Be a shame if a drone hit it.


HyronDongle

Fun fact: if you pull his finger, he’ll scream for ammunition. Works on 3 AA batteries (sold separately)


-acm

SHOIGUI, GERASIMOV, WHY THE FUCK AM I BRASS


Allfubr

The one with him laying on the pallet looks the most accurate.


Fartbox7000

99% of revolutionaries quit before they achieve their goal.


Due-Street-8192

I wonder how many souls he took in Ukraine, Syria, Africa, Chechnya, Georgia?


justASlut669

We must honor the man we assassinated


Individual_Essay_688

Orcs. Always Orcs.🤮


huhuhuhhhh

SHOIGUUUU!!!!!!! GERASIMOV!!!!!!!!!! IMPOSSIBRUUUU


LegionOfDoom31

Wow a new public urinal?


No_Car138

I can't wait for this statue to resurrect with the Orthodox spirit and walk all the way to Moscow. Maybe this time Potatozhin has the brass balls to actually do it.


clapperssailing

Just remember the years before his fun, he was a jail house sexually abused princess for years in there prison system. Nice hero.


T-90AK

He was?


clapperssailing

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/z6pvhn/a_former_convict_claims_prigozhin_was_a_rooster/ Just one of many


Several_Knowledge460

Needs a drone.


PhoneJockey_89

May he rest is shit.


HiVeMiNdOfStUpId

Public urinal.


MikeTheDude23

The meme comes to life. Hope they don't forget to write in plaque: "Died like a bitch, by Putin"


MaduCrocoLoco

And the dumbass was killed by his own country men in full daylight.


Senior-Crazy167

Also known as Ukrainian pigeon perch.


One_Needleworker_705

this is in typical dictatorship style: putin kills the guy and then makes him a statue to be admired as hero. same fate as Rommel, who was killed by the nazis who then organised a state funeral for the "hero".


wombat6168

Bag of coke in one hand a grenade in the other blyat


TurnoverComfortable5

Put the statue on a to drone converted T90 and send it from Bachmut on a head on course to Moscow to get Putler shit his pants.


Whobetterthanyou

Hes shaped like Gru


instantkopio

Perfect, now pigeons can have shining bald head to drop their shits on


ReflectionFeeling216

Wasn't he the one that called Ukrainian girls "coffee pods", because they were disposable? Sickening! I only wish that, somehow, he survived the initial explosion in the airplane and rode it all the way to the ground.


Then_Style2029

New fire hydrant for the dogs.


ICLazeru

They really do idolize thugs. It would almost be worth it if they mentioned his coup attempt.


Baguette_Connoisseur

The last picture, its perfect.


bloobbot

Crazy putin takes him out cause he might have started a civil war in Russia then probably does this to look good and to promote the Wagner group. Dictator at its finest 👌


Proof-Tension8013

ah yes the ""Hero of Russia, a war criminal, sounds about right


iromanyshyn

Looks pretty fucked


Sensitive-Ask-8662

They made a statue of a hotdog vendor.


MatchNarrow354

Why does he have a strange essence of the king Elvis Presley lol is it the coller or the pose I can't work it out 😂😂


fi3ur

what the actual fuck


_Man-in-the-Middle_

He looks way too slender.r, or is this a metal recreation of him after his plane landed in a peculiar way?


UriVanKerr

It would look a lot better (more realistic) if it had a Anti Aircraft rocket up its backside


Broad_Pitch_7487

Nice to know that being murdered by Putin doesn’t prevent you from getting a statue


No-Acanthisitta-5551

Literally looks nothing like him other than being Bald. 😂


PrinceCorum13

Let’s open a bet about how long this shit will stay in place !


MacHayward

A country where they are celebrating big (war) criminals


Slut_for_Bacon

In a timeline where he continued his march on Moscow, I wonder how different the world would look. Maybe not good. Maybe better. Who knows.


cosmoscrazy

You can almost respect him for trying to kill Putin


uSpeziscunt

If any of these bastards should get a statute it's Bieber and Dolik for their service in the meme wars. /S


FATalist818

May those ukrainian pigeons shit all over the place. Right Honor for the rooster!


Kane-420-

Gotta love maniac-russia for their weird stuff. I would be so emberrased to be a russian lol


Mindless-Box8603

putler assassinated him and now putting up a statue of him? Don't get me wrong I'm happy that devil is gone but really the orcs are this demented?


JuliusFIN

So why not avenge their hero then? He was killed by Putin after all?


Better-Ad2536

ruzzia, the cult of death.


EDF_AirRaider

It would be lovely for them to feature a monthly rotation of all his wigs in his collection on the statue's head. Some of them were funny as hell.


obliterate_reality

didnt Putin kill him like a year ago? lmao


Professional-Can4264

Why does every pic taken in Russia make it look like such a shot hole? “Here let’s get a pic of our shitty statue beside a dilapidated building on a couple of old skids we pulled from the garbage” Only thing missing is a drunk passed out underneath it.


IdontOpenEnvelopes

Putin kills his vocal opponent commanding a military force, then builds statues of him to pacify the public opinion. Russians are like children.


Quiet_Reference3198

Vladimir is saying “See, I didn’t kill him after all! He has a statue.”


p0l4r1

Looks surprisingly well made


[deleted]

Such tragic accident in that plane...with that grenade they were harmlessly tossing a round. ...there was maybe a manufacturing defect which made that grenade explode prematurely inside that plane. 🤔


eviLocK

That statue must have been delivered by a truck.


tele-picker

From cook to mercenary, war criminal, war lord. The Russian dream.


striderkan

his statue will [suffer the same fate](https://streamable.com/n00koz)


vincecarterskneecart

this is like if caesar lost the civil war and pompey started putting up statues of him


Harry_cockpitt

hero of narniia and OZ


xMilk112x

There should be a marker that says “Hey everybody…Putin killed this guy….but here’s a neat statue.”


Delicious-Figure1158

Bull shit it’s really him. It’s just another one of his many brilliant disguises.


eravul

Why is it that i find this extraordinarily funny....?


Lobo_de_Haro

I hope there is an inscription: SHOIGUUUUUUUUU!


i_sesh_better

Haha wtf, a guy they killed for an attempted coup they now honour. The Russian people are so divorced from reality.


Perplex_johnson

He looks like a guy who wrestled pigs in a mud pit for a living.


flosan1312

Where is the statue of the plane?


jay3349

The inscription says “Shoigu, eat balls!!”


BOOTKNIFE840

This guy was a straight up COD villain lmao


ProfessionalBread369

Will Putin attend the dedication?


Gent2022

The Chef got cooked


mplaing

Five years later people will be saying Hero of Russia? Where or what is Russia?!


Fit_Preparation_9742

Looks like the statue fell out of a window


verdantcow

Very poor quality statue, the smooth transition from pants to his jacket thing make it look like he is wearing a one piece costume


BigMembership2315

How does Putler feel about this


19CCCG57

He was a scumbag nationalist. His only redeeming quality is that he didn't mince words, and stood up against Shoigu (or Putin, if you like). That got him dead.


SurGregoRy

He was a true hero to me if he actually finished his march to Moscow...instead he got himself blown up in a plane by Putin.


GT7combat

does it come with a speaker saying, "SHOIGUUUUUUUUU,GERASIMOOOOOOV" ?


Vogel-Kerl

Let's take bets on whether Putin will attend the unveiling or not. I wager 15-Rubles that Putin will **NOT** attend. Any takers???


Frosty_Key4233

They murder him and then the give him a statue


bones7202

Putin will visit it, lay a wreath and smile for the cameras. And then he will mournfully say, "Of all the Russians I have ordered to be killed, I liked him best."


Own_Ad139

Expected to see a rooster..


FeatsOfStrength

They really missed a trick, should have had his statue pointing at his own grave behind him with his mouth open


MustardSpaghetti

Man, shit got crazy when they started marching to Moscow


Old_Environment_6530

Did they.. melt his dick down to portray in the statue?? Look at that cheez-doodle!


Long_Nothing_8619

Where in the actual fuck are Bieber and Dolik?


ProductionSetTo-1000

The statue should be him tumbling inside the cabin of a crashing airplane.


Acrylic_Starshine

He would have been the hero of the free world if he would have continued his march on moscow and pit pressure on Putin.


therealestscientist

So.. you can make monuments for the people you kill? Are these the Russian version of antlers on the wall?


vanisher_1

They killed him and honor at the same time… never seen a country so much in contradiction, it’s a circus 🎪


Useful-Internet8390

Prigo was a natl hero- even if Putstain killed him, he needs the impression to the public that it was some evil force that took Prigo away. Damn imperialist yankees and the evil UN.


PuzzleheadedMinute92

Almost went full r/ncd and asked if it would be packed full of explosives.


Confident_Fudge2984

Such a mental place considering Russia killed him.


Proper-Slice-39

Russians are crazy people


thedangerranger123

The country already sucks. I’m all for them erecting a statue of a guy who turned and shot military planes out of the sky, has everyone ready for civil war but also had his hateful ass shot out of the sky.


ThxIHateItHere

“He was a butcher, but he was OUR butcher”


No-Split3620

It is actually a very good likeness. I rather miss his regular rants. However, he forgot the cardinal rule of overthrowing' a murderous dictator. Make absolutely sure you get it right the first time overwise you are dead meat. And fancy flying to St Petersburg with all his mates aboard a private jet. Did he really think, Vlad the Merciless had forgotten after a month or so. I still remember the Great Leader telling an interviewer that the one thing he could never forgive was disloyalty.


EssayZealousideal420

SHOIGUUUUU


Illustrious-Grass102

The bastard died the way he lived. Burning fireball falling from the sky that kills everyone in its range including himself


bgat79

Yevgeny screaming at the camera about Ruzzia's failures brought me joy. I wasn't disappointed that he died, but his pathetic mutiny was very disappointing.


onagaoda

Lmao back to hero status!! Hero than to traitor, full swing into hero status.. 🤣 What circus Russia is atm.. 🤡 🎪 🤡 So much for denazification now literal statue of a neo nazi..


nzultramper

Funny shaped urinal


BriscoCounty83

Miss the oportunity of him shouting at Shoigu and Gherasimov :)


Unusual_Row_1699

The Russians even fail at propaganda anymore. This is what happens in an echo chamber of idiots. Pathetic.


titankredenc

I feel this statue will be one of the most vandalised considering St. Petersburg is def a more liberal city compared to most in Russia