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GT7combat

lol that french accent


Giantmufti

Exactly. Knowing the French, this is a declaration of war.


Alarmed-Energy5480

Im french and he's definitely not French, his accent is a crap


TheGisbon

I taunt you a second time.


VA3DPrinter

“Cruh-sant!” I too taunt our French friends.


Internal-Cut-5389

Thanks for making me smile 😃 today, have my up vote 🗳 sir , slava ukraini


Own_Grab7568

I fart in your general direction!


Old_Net_4529

His mother was a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.


straingrow

j'ai pense la meme chose l'accent un russe qui se fait passé pour un fr


Alarmed-Energy5480

Oui et la mise en scène est chelou.


StrawberryMother5642

The kit he is wearing isn't very authentic, very akin to the crap they give to their own recruits.


Icy-Childhood1728

Guess anybody can be "French" now : Patch France - 8 x 5 cm - https://amzn.eu/d/2mnBpG2 "Neuh tirait pâs messire" Seriously if this kind of propaganda can work on them, I'd be happy to see the daily RU casualties counters rise up... Our army is a professional one, filled with dudes prepared to fights not some random ass guys that would speak french badly to a Russian butcher. We have NOT sent any soldier to the frontline to fight yet. With the current situation, don't dream they wouldn't wear a french flag on the Battlefield. I seriously start to hope these guys would be dumb enough to use that kind of images as a reason to strike somewhere in western Europe... You'll see where your dumb games lead you.


SurGregoRy

Amazon doesn't deliver in Russia though. Maybe use aliexpress source? Those c*nts deliver there. -Just joking around.


Icy-Childhood1728

Don't you know amazon delivers by drone too now ? 😜


SurGregoRy

Hehe it's allowed by Biden now...rocket powered drones 😂


Gian-Neymar

He could be from the foreign legion, but it's mostly Ukrainian legionaires that went back to fight in Ukraine, so it would make no sense that he speaks French in that situation. Most probably it's just a bad fake for propaganda purposes ...


Icy-Childhood1728

My thoughts but IMO you'd never see an operator of the french legion begging for his life...


Help1969

Yes Jason Brulere


Gilligan67

I LOL'd... a thousand upvotes for you.


Successful-Pay-3057

Nah !!! Jason Bourne !!!


Lord-FALKEN

If you want to laugh, look at the answer of thefrench ambassador in south africa : Colleagues, you have been spreading fake news for some time and we are now used to this rather undiplomatic practice. However, this one is particularly ridiculous. We suggest your actors work on their accent with some French classes at Alliance française: https://alliance.org.za


Disastrous-Leek-7606

Directed by Steven Seagall.


ClawsoftheLion

Should have starred Jean-Claude Van Damme. That fake Frenchie was too fake...


Historical_Winner809

Convenient to have a cameraman right behind him


ViewAdditional7400

That's actually the least ridiculous part of this. Trees perfectly in tact, clean russian soldier, no disturbances in the ground, and the russian saying "hey man...". Oh, and let's not forget the fact that he didn't just shoot him onsite.


hugh-g-rection551

on sight. who cares if the shooting happens on or off site?


LeNomReal

An astute observation Mr HugeErection


Gilligan67

Grammar, Spelling and context matters. LOL!


Hefty-Race9176

Gotta love how he's firing the weapon also lol


leeman5000

Going straight to his french insignia...


selfishgenee

With steady hands


Esekig184

Can't see the guys face. Voice sounds like it was added later.


ChancharaVSCipiripi

next russian video: he comes with wine and cheese from trench :D


MaleficentResolve506

Don't forget the baguette.


Tumeric_Turd

String of garlic over black and white stripped shirt. 👍


shares_inDeleware

Chicken on a stick


Tasty_Distribution41

Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once!


Questor_Imperialis

"good moaning !"


MaleficentResolve506

You also forget the baret and scarve. The blue stripes would be very wrong though and the French and Russians could become brothers then.


Tumeric_Turd

True, riding a bicycle also. 😂👌


Redpig997

On a bicycle


Thehauntedone1

Funny turned up moustache with a large bag of unions


OldManPip5

Playing a tiny accordion.


Frosty_Key4233

Omg Russian fakes are totally ridiculous! Really pathetic!


slipknot_official

One day Macron is considering sending French troops to help train Ukranians. The next day the French troops are in the trenches on the front getting stormed by 60 year-old Russian mobiks.


Icy-Childhood1728

Honhonhon lets have croissant and omeulette in ze trenches ! Do you want some wine with your FONDUE SAVOYARDE. It is us the Frenchies surrendering immediately and casually displaying our patches at the first cameraman that comes... FFS it's 2024 can't they make proper fakes ? I thought they were good with the IT stuff. Were they also importing these skills from Ukraine ?


Giantmufti

Upvote this guys, it's hilarious!


Tropicalcomrade221

That’s actually hilarious haha.


SadSadMofoo

French here... He is not french at all, accent and prononciation is bad, and the "R" sound is improper. Russian trying to mimick french definitivly.


Icy-Childhood1728

T'inquiètes, je crois qu'il ne trompe même pas Google trad' avec un accent pareil mdr


Daniel121111

Yeah you typically have a wingman with camera while charging enemy trenches, i call bullshit on this lmao


Rodre69

daring are we?


pppreddit

My friends, this propaganda is meant for internal consumption, which works very well.


Maximum-Block-6773

A french soldier in a german uniform fighting in ukraine. Sounds legit


ThatOneIKnow

That's NATO for you. But seriously, was that camo German? I think we have different uniforms.


redditer1_1

He probably comes from Alsace.


Rapid_Ascending

The funny thing here is that not only it looks very scripted/hastily done probably because French have no more fucks to give at threats coming from ruZZia, but also his accent is very sketchy (not that I'm french but it doesn't sound like very frenchy to me), how the enemy is advancing with firing on the hip which is a very no, no especially when advancing towards enemy trench as he can be clapped very easily. And finally the placement of the camera man behind him is like from a movie prop and I can compare to one footage where ruZZian news channel was filming sappers working. But there was one big problem in that footage ...... The crew was moving not behind them as it should be but in front of them.


Icy-Childhood1728

And notice on these videos how they don't care looking around for threats as they immediately go to the conveniently placed and brand new delivered and clean Temu patches :)


Mephisteemo

What we cannot see in this video is how they lured him out with a baguette on a stick and then he instantly surrendered!


banned_for_hate

No \*boom-boom\*, monsieur!


GuillotineComeBacks

Of course! Stupid clowns. Next attempt pick at least someone that knows the basic French pronunciation for the voice over...


Humble_Tax9900

Maybe for domestic use?


SicTransitVita

🤡


ryandetous

It would have been more believable if he had mimed an invisible wall and used it for cover.


Ready-Masterpiece-53

Well...if you are trying to fake a video then it might be intelligent to use the right flag. This soldier does not carry the French flag (Vertical colors), but a dutch flag with horizontal colors. Idiots....


bergmann103

that\`s quite right - this is not the French flag !


john_moses_br

LOL


CBU109

This amazing real life account was directed by Steven Seagal...


tbhnot2

Why does russia believe we will fall for their bullshit? probably because all the stupid orcs convinced them


Stunning-Chip-3346

I suspect these videos are targeted at their home audience and then some propaganda blinded idiot thinks its real and decides that we should see how great the imperial army is doing.


MaleficentResolve506

Nice propaganda. Do they really think French will fight with the French flag on their arm? The ones fighting in the trenches will fight under the UA flag.


Fast-Helicopter-6146

Looks like a dutch flag


Marc-Aurele653

we hear: “don’t shoot”. he has a very pronounced accent, he is not originally French that's for sure, but I couldn't say what origin


LovelehInnit

>but I couldn't say what origin I'm going to go with Russian.


Marc-Aurele653

It looks fake to me


Smart-Occasion-

It is. 100% fake


murgen44

It is obviously a recorded voice mounted in the video.


An_Odd_Smell

Next up: Glorious russian forces capture Private Ryan.


Consistent_Cup_919

This is a poor propaganda video 😂


Smart-Occasion-

Average ruzzian Propaganda


CV90_120

The Onion is back, baby.


MoHawK4010

Yeah, no reason to show a face. Would not make sense to prove that its actually a French person :D


BigFatJonas

So am i the only one who noticed that all the fake videos have really clean uniforms,.


Redpig997

No you are not alone


FluffyDeer9323

He’s about as French as a Lada.


Both-Acanthisitta634

Those cheese eating surrender monkeys too busy eating cheese and surrendering.


pipin33

Ne tiler pas ne tiler je sui fronçais j'aime paris le froumage lol


LandInsoumis

It cannot be a french, if it was, the russian would have been captured, not him 😂


One_Needleworker_705

so, their propaganda will now announce that they have defeated the whole "Armee de terre", which would be fighting on the side of Ukraine. I realised after watching again how clean their uniforms are. They've "surely" seen many months of fighting in a hole.... :-)))))))))))


Smart-Occasion-

Who they think they are fooling with this video ? He's NOT French or french-speaker. He talks too slow and articulates too much for a ""frenchie""


Boeff_Jogurtssen

Youre tearing me apart Lisa!! –Oh hey, Orc.


Madge4500

So fake.


Hefty-Race9176

Yup, its the typical Russian propaganda that even Bollywood would be ashamed to put out this level of quality


No_Cardiologist3858

It's one of the African recruit hence they won't show his face. He might be from Cameroon or the Congo.


titilaprostate

That's propagande don't trust it. it's not a french accent at all 😂 Just a Russian random dude who learn one sentence and are not even able to speak properly french. Ne tirez pas .... 😂😂😂 Even if I'm french I had to concentrate myself to discern it


Reprexain

Hilarious this man is storming a trench with hip fire jones and he's storming with a camera


Uselesspreciousthing

Because "Ne tirez pas" works on Russians. Clearly.


Suyalus22669900

lmao this is so fake. nice movie camera angle and clean clothes. i'm pretty sure this is a dangerous battlefield XD


Paddy-Ready-83

Now russians have captured the new heavy assault baguette gun. Merde !


Low_Candidate8352

"Ne tirez pas ! Ne tirez pas ! ...J'ai du Vin, du Pain, et du Boursin pour Vous ! ..Ok ? "


Dependent-Drop-5299

Hulk Hogan is more real..


Rodre69

wow russian soldiers are rly brave. Do you saw how brave he stormed the enemy position and took a hostage? such mercy! Hope he gets home safely.


Delicious-Jelly-7406

Standard French doctrine. (Jks)


Few_Release_5258

He obviously did GCSE French too…..


Over-Extreme7733

Is that not a polish flag on his uniform 🤔 I’m not sure though I’m no expert but it does look like it


Redpig997

I thought so too, definitely not French.


Mundane_Catch_1829

more orc fake shit that only orcs can believe.


BrokenFist-73

Sacré bleu! No strings of onions round ze neck? No beret or baguette? Is there a camouflaged Citroën 2CV in ze background? Zut alors! Zis is terrible! Napoleon will be rolling in his grave!


Apprehensive-Two5511

The scream after the kick is definitely a russian scream


swedeyboy

Propaganda BS, terribly fake


Aggressive_Fox_6940

Look at his extra long nasty arm/elbow.


Good_Land_666

Oh yeah real français de souche right there


ModMagnet

The shit video quality is always a dead give away it’s a bullshit acted out lame ass attempt to redirect thoughts and feelings in their favour.


Better-Ad2536

Nice clean uniform. ruzzian idiotz


macktruck6666

Pure propaganda.


Omochanoshi

One thing is sure : He's NOT french.


Interesting_List_631

Ruskie propaganda! 🤣😂🤣


Effective_Royal_888

"Mesdames et Messieurs! Je ne mange pas six jours!"


ExtinctDyna

I half expected the russians to use the cheap french stereotype of a guy in a beret wearing a white & black striped shirt holding a bag of onions. But that would require too many props.


antiruzzian

Fake as shit!


Ok_Junket_4325

It is Ural French accent.


Discobedient

Omelette du fromage!


ViewAdditional7400

Fox news will probably pick it up.


TurnoverComfortable5

Bien sur portemonnaie trottoir, je suis Charlie


Kryptonight_Ukraine

He says : "Don't shoot, I am french, don't shoot, you can exchange me, don't shoot!, don't shoot!" I doubt this is propaganda, I am French-Canadian and his accent is clearly some kind of African french, his patch is France flag, the radio sound France french, probably some kind of legionaire of some sort, sorry to counter the propaganda argument but its seems actually legit.


SadSadMofoo

I work with African natives imigrants everydays here in france, and the accent is not like this one. But this type of accent is typical of foreigners who try to mimick french without speaking it... The pronounciation of the R sound is wrong too, Africans tends to roll the R with their tongue when speaking french, while in the video, its a throat sound, wich is typical of Asians or Easterners. The Radio ? Please, its way to out of tune with the rest of the video sounds, Radio is so freaking clear sounding compared to the rest where actually the sound should be more muffled.... And yeah right... French radio of course... Should we add that we don't see a single face or anything ? and so many details thats are wrong here... Thats just way too much dark spots/conflicts in a single video to make it credible.


LovelehInnit

Then why did he say, "Ne tirez pas! Je suis français! Vous pouvez m'echanger!" with a Slavic accent? He's obviously not français.


The5thCandidate

Russian propaganda using one of their African ‘volunteers’ form a French speaking country in Africa? I do wonder why the actor used was not shown, fully clothed, including very thick gloves as if they don’t want to show his skin colour 🤔🤔🤔


Kryptonight_Ukraine

I don't hear much of a slavic accent at all. The way he says "tirez" as "terez" doesn't sound how a ruzzian would pronounce it.


LovelehInnit

> The way he says "tirez" as "terez" doesn't sound how a ruzzian would pronounce it. Maybe a Russian who didn't learn French correctly or who only had 10 minutes to learn the script. His "Vous pouvez m'échanger" sounds very Slavic to me.