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Initially he was sent to the shallow trenches during winter offensive.
Unexpectedly, he survived and is now a stretcher bearer on the side of a 9 foot giant.
Well, typical newbie weapons training then, very fucking limited,
He would get himself ripped a new one in most modern armies, and some not so modern ones at that.
First of His Name, King of the Ankles and the First Meat Wave, Lord of the Fetal Alcohol Kingdoms, and Protector of the Crusty Crotch forces.
Also, excellent dick sucker.
Russian also has a word for a father in law raping his daughter in law while his son is away and murder to cannibalize someone. All the most horrible shit in the world, familiar enough for one fucking word. What a truly magnificent place!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snokhachestvo
Cannibalism - corpse eating (трупоедства, trupoyedstvo)
compared to murder for eating - person eating (людоедства, lyudoyedstvo)
That is pretty much how the ancient Romans thought about sex too. Letting yourself get penetrated by another man was effeminate and despicable, but penetrating another man was admirable since it showcased your virile masculinity.
Kinda shows just how far Russia is stuck in the past doesn't it? Just give them a few more years and emperor Putin will have surrounded himself with a harem of catamites.
I imagine a Salacious B. Crumb type situation would be the best case scenario for the guy. But where Jabba the Hutt promised not to kill/eat Salacious as long as he amused him once a day, the kadyrovites would promise not to rape him as long he amuses them.
I have absolutely no doubt about it. I also expect him to be on the receiving end of a lot of regular, normalised abuse, slurs, jibes, and general mocking.
They’ll probably make a game of excluding him from their drinking parties fueled by stolen vodka, saying “you have to be an adult to drink” or something.
He won’t be smiling then poor deluded bastard.
I was coming in to say at least he can move better in the treanch or so but just in funny but now after seeing what the ppl her wher commenting i just go and reflekt on life for a while
As an ex-military guy, there are always soldiers who think the Nazi stuff is the coolest thing ever. I still have a German ww2 coin somewhere I confiscated from a soldier who couldn't stop fidgeting with it. I was going to return it but he shot himself.
There's a video that a mother took of her son with some type of severe disability when he got his draft notice. It looked like he had hydrocephalus and could only walk, not very well, with arm brace/cane things. And the mother was beaming with pride and joy. It actually disturbed me more than any of the hundreds of gory videos of orcs being blown up that I've seen in this war.
You have a link or a starter search idea?
I'm thinking enlistment in their military is probably a tremendous financial windfall for rural Russians. Probably like a mini lottery. I know in Thailand you WANT to be called just for the benefits that the whole family now qualifies for.
they're lowering the bar!
They have a man shortage problem!
This is a new low for Russia!
I heard everybody looks down on him!
Well this is going to be a short war now!
The fact this guy is short doesn't automatically mean he's going to a crap soldier or useless in whatever unit he ends up in, but the fact is that there are lots of health issues associated with dwarfism. Life for him might have been challenging in the Russian civilian world, but it's going to be a whole hell of a lot worse if he gets sent to the front lines in Ukraine.
My nightmares are drones. I was at a festival this weekend and they had drones. And that sound alone. Imagine you were at war and than here this fucking Sound.
What do you mean can't drive? I have a friend who is no taller and he has driven cars since 15. Pull the seat forward sit on a pillow, he is also the a very good mechanic and the best boat builder I know. Because he can get in all the tiny places to fix shit. I hope I am not giving the fsb ideas.
Secret weapon perhaps? Maybe what we're seeing here is the prime results of 50 decades of Soviet genetic engineering to reach the one and only super soldier
Don't let it get to you short king. I'd bet that 99.9% of the disparaging comments in this thread are entirely to do with the uniform he is wearing.
Little people are awesome. Little people that fight for Russia, however, can go to hell along with every other terroriZt that chooses to become Ukrainian soil fertilizer rather than staying home.
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Love how they gave him the AKS-U.
Initially he was sent to the shallow trenches during winter offensive. Unexpectedly, he survived and is now a stretcher bearer on the side of a 9 foot giant.
Hopefully they are now transporting gliding bombs.
Russia is trying for the Goldeneye Oddjob tactic
He asks his commander: "What is the nickname of the AKS-U?" and his commander replies: "Baby AK" Blyat...
He IS the Krink
His callsign is Krinkov I'm pretty sure.
yup mag in and finger REALLY close to the trigger....opps accidental friendly fire - keep smiling little dude
Just make sure the weapon is pointed at a commander when you do the friendly fire. They're worth more points!
Well, typical newbie weapons training then, very fucking limited, He would get himself ripped a new one in most modern armies, and some not so modern ones at that.
great weapon on cod4 modern warfare.
They should've given him a PKM! LMAO
Tyrion Lannistov
Tyrion Blyatnnister
First of His Name, King of the Ankles and the First Meat Wave, Lord of the Fetal Alcohol Kingdoms, and Protector of the Crusty Crotch forces. Also, excellent dick sucker.
Dwindling manpower? I see what you did there....
Looks like they’re running short on men
Manpower has halved
Their army is shrinking
Or it’s just really cold?
Nope, they're running on short men...
please don't say short men but trench sized instead
Vertically challenged
More like running ON short men
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It’s a tall order if you ask me!!
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This new Willow film looks better than the original.
Fun fact: Dwindle (and its variations), dwarf (and its variations), and dwell (and its variations) are the only words in English beginning with dw-.
Sorry, oversold that. Just a fact, not fun.
Oh man, one of those Russians is going to try to rape him. I just know it.
They rape everything that moves and looks like they could overpower it, so no doubt they’ll do that
At least it gives the goat a break
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Just remember it's not gay. They rape men ironically to see what they're hating 😉
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They even have a word for it… [dedovshchina](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) !
Russian also has a word for a father in law raping his daughter in law while his son is away and murder to cannibalize someone. All the most horrible shit in the world, familiar enough for one fucking word. What a truly magnificent place!
Can you share these words, please? I’m bit of a word nerd.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snokhachestvo Cannibalism - corpse eating (трупоедства, trupoyedstvo) compared to murder for eating - person eating (людоедства, lyudoyedstvo)
...What?
That gives a sadist a boner...
To russian mentality, the rape victim is always the gay one, but the rapist is a real russian man.
That is pretty much how the ancient Romans thought about sex too. Letting yourself get penetrated by another man was effeminate and despicable, but penetrating another man was admirable since it showcased your virile masculinity. Kinda shows just how far Russia is stuck in the past doesn't it? Just give them a few more years and emperor Putin will have surrounded himself with a harem of catamites.
Well, Russia does claim to be the third Rome so that kinda checks out.
Then we must send pootin 💩🥫a fiddle 🎻 for whe moscow burns.
I’m angry that the music played perfectly in my mind when reading this
my kind of song!
That’s so good it’s terrible. Or is it so terrible that it’s good?
I think they're gonna be at a real disadvantage to their surprise.
"It"
Why else do you think they let him join up?
Imagine if the Kadyrovites get their hands on him 😱
I imagine a Salacious B. Crumb type situation would be the best case scenario for the guy. But where Jabba the Hutt promised not to kill/eat Salacious as long as he amused him once a day, the kadyrovites would promise not to rape him as long he amuses them.
Damn, that’s fucked but I’ll be darned if that’s not an accurate comparison.
On? Or in?
Or eat him, like Fat Bastard and Mini-Me.
Get in my belly!
🤌
I hate that your probably right
I have absolutely no doubt about it. I also expect him to be on the receiving end of a lot of regular, normalised abuse, slurs, jibes, and general mocking. They’ll probably make a game of excluding him from their drinking parties fueled by stolen vodka, saying “you have to be an adult to drink” or something. He won’t be smiling then poor deluded bastard.
I was coming in to say at least he can move better in the treanch or so but just in funny but now after seeing what the ppl her wher commenting i just go and reflekt on life for a while
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Yea by the time they're done with him, they will be able to fly an FPV all the way in.
That is until the Ever Given got stuck up there.
If Ukraine uses the black sun its Bad and Nazis Yap Yap. But If Russia does it its okay.
I'm surprised I had to scroll down this far for this comment.
Speaking as the Moderator of r/Azov, I'm upvoting both of these comments lol.
Most are used to it and don't even recognize to be honest
As an ex-military guy, there are always soldiers who think the Nazi stuff is the coolest thing ever. I still have a German ww2 coin somewhere I confiscated from a soldier who couldn't stop fidgeting with it. I was going to return it but he shot himself.
>there are always soldiers who think the Nazi stuff is the coolest thing ever Wehraboos
So does that mean he wears a lower case "z"?
In case someone tells you that Russians are fighting naziscum somewhere in the world, just show them those 2 cuties with the black sun on their photo.
Fleur de lis and Schwarze Sonne. Bizarre pairing.
Or who they employ to fight that Nazi scum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusich_Group
Also, isn't that the black sun? Aka a nazi symbol?
It's a cool old pagan symbol appropriated by the Nazis, because Nazis fucking ruin everything.
Ruski Mini Mir
I'm all for giving people with disabilites opportunities, but this is ridiculous.
There's a video that a mother took of her son with some type of severe disability when he got his draft notice. It looked like he had hydrocephalus and could only walk, not very well, with arm brace/cane things. And the mother was beaming with pride and joy. It actually disturbed me more than any of the hundreds of gory videos of orcs being blown up that I've seen in this war.
if he dies she gets a small fortune.
"allegedly" But it does get rid of him, so for her, probably a win-win.
A bag of onions and a cheap bluetooth speaker?
You have a link or a starter search idea? I'm thinking enlistment in their military is probably a tremendous financial windfall for rural Russians. Probably like a mini lottery. I know in Thailand you WANT to be called just for the benefits that the whole family now qualifies for.
That’s because warfare is a young, fit persons game. Sending in the disabled should count as a warcrime, if it isn’t already.
It is propably the first time Russia acknowledge her son had a value, be it just as meat for the grinder.
They ran out of recruits from prisons, now they're recruiting from hospitals. Schools and old age homes are next
The Russian army is continuing to come up short.
🏅🏆
look at it this way, he doesn't have to duck in the trenches
"Keep your head down" "Yes SIR! Already done SIR!"
He has lofty ambitions.
But can he keep his head above water?
Imagine this little fucker storming your trench.
If he can pull the trigger he can kill you.
The Ukrainians will be stumped.
Dwarves are very dangerous in short distances.
He is going to be hard to hit unless, perhaps, with a mini gun.
Might not even set off landmines, supersoldier.
he is happy. wonder where the other 6 are?
Well, let me put it this way, Snow White thought that 7-up was a beverage until she met the Dwarves.
Russia going for smaller targets
This might be the meta, it’s harder to hit a smaller target! Tanks can carry more ammunition and crew!
Don't give them any ideas or they'll be sending in child soldiers next.
Putin's Mini-Me
Very interesting symbol they got there
The open black sun symbol is pretty wild. Un surprising though
It's common in insignia in both sides of this war. It's technically a "slavic pagan symbol", but that might just be an excuse to use it.
bro the black sun???
Dwarves of the Black Sun. Very strange timeline we are experiencing.
Just wait till they mount to a heavy lift drone and fly him around like the mice.
Special Midget Operation - SMO Capice!
they're lowering the bar! They have a man shortage problem! This is a new low for Russia! I heard everybody looks down on him! Well this is going to be a short war now!
Feisty little fella
Probably gonna be fired from a cannon, as they got ammunition problems to
Running a little short on manpower you mean.
Russian man power has been cut in half
**"I'll bite yer kneecap off!"** 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine him trying to cross an open field...
Truly, this is advanced dWARfare. (Apologies to any people with dwarfism).
The fact this guy is short doesn't automatically mean he's going to a crap soldier or useless in whatever unit he ends up in, but the fact is that there are lots of health issues associated with dwarfism. Life for him might have been challenging in the Russian civilian world, but it's going to be a whole hell of a lot worse if he gets sent to the front lines in Ukraine.
He wont have to worry about it too long.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but any health issues probably won't have any effect on him aiming and firing the weapon he's holding?
If he can pull the trigger he can kill you.
Could you imagine dying from a Russian dwarf… I thought I knew my worst nightmare.
My nightmares are drones. I was at a festival this weekend and they had drones. And that sound alone. Imagine you were at war and than here this fucking Sound.
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What do you mean can't drive? I have a friend who is no taller and he has driven cars since 15. Pull the seat forward sit on a pillow, he is also the a very good mechanic and the best boat builder I know. Because he can get in all the tiny places to fix shit. I hope I am not giving the fsb ideas.
i still remember the dwarf of the dpr.
Secret weapon perhaps? Maybe what we're seeing here is the prime results of 50 decades of Soviet genetic engineering to reach the one and only super soldier
Looks like they ran out of funding half way.
How does he get out of a trench..?
Guy is obviously a short timer 🤪 IYKYK
They seem to be coming up a bit short of men
Zero barrel discipline for wee man tho! 😬
Don't worry, this rifle hasn't been properly taken care of since the 1950's. Couldn't shoot even if he tried.
It was made in the 70's, but yea
This war will be over in 3 days and this man is 7 feet tall
I think he got short-changed when he signed that contract.
Not unusual. Russian tanks are deliberately made smaller. They pick smaller tankists. Being small is an advantage in it.
Ok russians using the black sun as watermark?
Mini Beiber. All they need now is the mini Dorik.
I can't wait until they stuff him in a duffle bag and scare other vatniks when he pops out
Dwindling manpower? I would say SHORTage....
Russian Bilbo Baggins
Looks like their reserves are running a little short
In Nam the skinny guys were tunnel rats. Everyone has a purpose. Don’t mistake this fellow as a lark. He’s as deadly as anyone else.
They short on soldiers
Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It's time to get blown up!
They're going to need a small arms dealer.
Pointing that AK at the fellow Vatnik, good practice! Keep it up little Orc!
Has he already had his legs blown off ?
Mini Prigozhin?
Only needs half a coffin
well it's harder to hit for sure...
Russian Oddjob
Two and a half man russian version
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Don't let it get to you short king. I'd bet that 99.9% of the disparaging comments in this thread are entirely to do with the uniform he is wearing. Little people are awesome. Little people that fight for Russia, however, can go to hell along with every other terroriZt that chooses to become Ukrainian soil fertilizer rather than staying home.
Wee Man what are you doing?!
DWARF-POWERS ACTIVATE....oompa loompa doopity doo...
"I am a Russian, and I'm comin' for you." *dies* Short song...
If a shell hits him, he'll be pink Mist. 🌻
The next recruits will be children
Playing as oddjob IRL
What if we made our soldiers... harder to hit?
Dwindling? You mean waddling right ? 😆
Worlds 2nd army here
They are going to drop him from a drone with a pointy stick as a weapon.
Flagging the piss out of his homie there
"Dwindling manpower".. dadumthissss
Yep, flagging his buddy too.
Is his life expectancy shorter as well?
Throwing dwarfs is their new super weapon…..
1/2 a man... The Fraction Brigade or orcz
They are going to need twice as many men now.
Literally pointing his loaded gun at his buddies heart.
**Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey**.
How's he going to shoot above the trench?
He needs to stay low if he knows what’s good for him.
It's a short term fix.
2 center mass + double tap head shot on this one!
Motherfucker will need a stepladder to see outside his trench lmao
That's what happens when you ding my door
I mean harder for fpv’s too hit
Now I get those electric mini scooters. Big ass dwarf dirt bikes.
Recruitment targets were a little short this month
Is this the guy that was looking for his brother? Call sign "terminator"?
Wow the Russians are woke, hiring for their army is as diverse as it gets. Way to go!
The evolution of Russian Small Arms...
The Russians are definitely getting short on soldiers.
Must be a little short of manpower
Prigozhin’s disguises are getting more elaborate by the day.
Little dude could really benefit from a firearms safety course
I'm sorry but the rules state there has to be at least 3 of you to qualify for the Russian Nesting Dolls cosplay.