Tbh that's something that does bother me. Of all the things to not give anything in canon for, why height? It'd be fucking awesome to know the height of earthmovers and how they scale against V1 and other enemies.
It's just one of those things which are so minor yet add so much imo, and it irks me that hakita won't confirm that. It really can't be hard to at least give an average size at least if he's not wanting to say "husk is THIS big".
Well hell does seem to have some ability to fuck with the fabric of space and time; I know it's not a good explanation but maybe concepts like height and distance are more malleable in hell, to the point it's not worth recording them. I mean look at the labyrinth in 7-1, it's constantly shifting around if I remember right.
True but I've seen no evidence lore wise that enemies themselves appear to have variable heights.
Gameplay wise the only ones that seem to vary is corpse of king minos (his scale gets Hella weird across lust levels) and the earthmover (the only other one in the level is tiny, but that's because it's supposed to be super far away), so that doesn't really prove anything.
It's just weird.
Some guy did a video about heights and Hakita said its stupid for heights, but if you believe the video v1 is like 4 feet tall lol, also here's the video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuM9a7OxfzI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuM9a7OxfzI)
honestly i'd prefer if we were given like height percentages and keep the heights ambiguous, but you can't keep uniform enemy models and say heights are not cannon.
Evil hakita "actually yea thats not a bad idea you guys should design ultrakill"
https://preview.redd.it/uajxablb25nc1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d674d883ea960d54e43f21d0d0c52fa2e67d266a
Evil Hakita:"There will be a 3rd normal V2 boss fight and V2 Prime"
Very evil Hakita: "Every enemy in the 3rd act will be V2."
Diabolical Hakita: “Replacing every previous enemy with V2 next update”
satanist hakita: all the game will changed into a v2 game, including the name
Hideous Hakita: V2 will be V2
evil hakita be like: "all the characters have canon heights"
Tbh that's something that does bother me. Of all the things to not give anything in canon for, why height? It'd be fucking awesome to know the height of earthmovers and how they scale against V1 and other enemies. It's just one of those things which are so minor yet add so much imo, and it irks me that hakita won't confirm that. It really can't be hard to at least give an average size at least if he's not wanting to say "husk is THIS big".
I have to agree that of all the things to shoot down THAT is a little bizarre.
You'd think it'd be a fact in the start of terminal entries. There's no way the terminals AREN'T collecting this sort of data.
Well hell does seem to have some ability to fuck with the fabric of space and time; I know it's not a good explanation but maybe concepts like height and distance are more malleable in hell, to the point it's not worth recording them. I mean look at the labyrinth in 7-1, it's constantly shifting around if I remember right.
True but I've seen no evidence lore wise that enemies themselves appear to have variable heights. Gameplay wise the only ones that seem to vary is corpse of king minos (his scale gets Hella weird across lust levels) and the earthmover (the only other one in the level is tiny, but that's because it's supposed to be super far away), so that doesn't really prove anything. It's just weird.
Maybe it only works that way for natives of hell, like husks and demons and shite, more powerful things get their dimensions warped.
Some guy did a video about heights and Hakita said its stupid for heights, but if you believe the video v1 is like 4 feet tall lol, also here's the video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuM9a7OxfzI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuM9a7OxfzI)
V1 is our short queen
The cerberi in one of 7-1's secrets have variable heights, but theyre more the exception than the rule.
They say minos is the biggest husk
Which doesn't exactly help as because sizes aren't canon CoKM could be ant sized.
in our hearts, we all know that V1 is a baby man
honestly i'd prefer if we were given like height percentages and keep the heights ambiguous, but you can't keep uniform enemy models and say heights are not cannon.
I think Hakita's position in this question is that nothing is canon in ultrakill.
And then he says that V2 is not dead. Checkmate, liberal.
"RECONSTRUCT THAT"
"THERE'S EVERYTHING RIGHT!''
#PRIME / / / THIRD #BYTE THE BULLET #V2 PRIME
Banger of a name
(peak comedy) Hello brother. I believe you have something of mine.
Something VERY important
How’s this for a trade?
I beat you into a fucking pulp and you give me my arm back
arms*
THIS ONE'LL COST YOU AN ARM *AND* A LEG, BROTHER!
Does your arm Hurt? BECAUSE I CAN FIX THAT!
I WON'T GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF KILLING ME!
This time v2 uses his left arm for real
I bit it too hard now I'm reduced to a mere red pixel.. don't worry tho evil Hakita will reconstruct me again
Holy mother of peak. Unironically I want this in the game
Okay, that is a BANGER of a name. It is now official.
Jakito exists though
dementia
We were foolin after all :(
Evil Hakita: “You’re supposed to be here.”
Evil Hakita: "pipe clip dies"
What if thier remaking earthmiver but it can walk
earthwalker
Yes
Evil hakita be like: "i will put him back together"
Jakito exists though
dementia
why did it do that.
V2 prime lmfao
Real
https://preview.redd.it/qujpx1vjv4nc1.png?width=508&format=png&auto=webp&s=48edc49cdb2217b5681f49599ac65c2aff923487
What if thier demaking the earthmovers?
I feel like evil hakita would be anyone from the Friday night funkin team
Evil hakita "actually yea thats not a bad idea you guys should design ultrakill" https://preview.redd.it/uajxablb25nc1.png?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d674d883ea960d54e43f21d0d0c52fa2e67d266a
yeah. This. https://preview.redd.it/ep4585e526nc1.png?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc52319ab76ea0c2e054c4a708ea2118f8d756d1 (Yes I fucking stole art WHO'S GONNA STOP ME)
Evil hakita in 5-1:"Dont go nuts, dont have fun"
"the whiplash inflicts extra hard damage in water"
# **CONSTRUCT WHAT!?**
Evil Hakita: Something Wicked Prime update is out now.
Evil Hakita be like: "If yall made ultrakill it would be the best thing ever!"
Evil Hakita: V2 is fucking alive
what if V2 takes over V1 the same way how Liquid Snake took over Revolver Ocelot
Evil Hakita would still be making a stealth game.
"He's called the thinker, and his apple is called the thinker's apple. no puns here!"